Metal Man: (pulling out a disk and puts it in)
Game Guru: Darn! It lacks Chapters 8 & 9...
Metal Man: It does have Chapter 10!
GG: We already have that. (plays the DVD)
((Editor's Note: You can find part 10 somewhere around here.))
***
In Ganna's Lair:
"Don't tell me another one of my comrades has fallen!"
"I'm sorry, master, but it's true. Yum Key Poorage has been defeated by my nemesis and his three friends."
"I hope that those goody-goodies will be taken out at the next town. Speaking of which, which town are you watching over again?"
"Kravemic, the industrial city of Dorka Cref. That is our enemy's next destination, for they have to pick up some new weapons and armor over there. Plus...I have some personal business to take care of with at least one of the group of four."
"Then go at it, and don't come back until you've succeeded!"
"Yes, my liege." The mysterious one teleports out.
Meanwhile, someone was watching the conversation in the shadows. "Master, you might not know this, but your 'ally' is going to fail again. But don't worry; I will NOT fail you!"
Chapter 11: It's Earth-Shaking!
Narrator: Our heroes--Zero Omega, Dyria, VGW Man, and Jupiter--have just defeated the evil Yum Key Poorage, a treacherous monster with a stomach that could have more food than a Yoshi!
Yoshi: I'd watch what you say here! While I don't know who you really are, if you keep up with your antics, Killer will take over the story telling from here!
Narrator: Fine, fine. Now, where was I? Oh yes; our four heroes have defeated the evil Yum Key Poorage, and are headed to the town of Kravemic. However, the journey there is not the least bit safe.
"I'm getting hungry; can't we take a rest?" VGW was being the Ash Ketchum of the group; he always wants to eat. Then again, Ash never had to enter a real fight like what VGW went through.
Ash: Hey, watch that mouth of yours!
Narrator: My, what a picky audience we have here. Anyway....
"Now that you mention it, I'm getting hungry too." Dyria, VGW's "lover", also wanted a break. She was almost acting like Misty after the St Anne sank; she never got to stuff her face.
Misty: Why can't you just leave us alone?
Narrator: I'm just stating the facts, madam. Now let me continue...
"While I don't need any food," Zero said, "we can stop so you three could stuff your face." Zero didn't forget about Jupiter, the Nijaku, the one who can't talk. Just let me be the Brock of the group, with Jupiter being the Pikachu helping me out, and we'll set up some hamburgers."
Pikachu: Pika pik pi-pikachu! (I am nothing like Jupiter!)
In a matter of moments, lunch/dinner was being served, and everyone got to enjoy some delicious medium rare hamburgers. VGW really wanted them, since North Carolina doesn't allow medium rare burgers at restaurants.
During the picnic, Zero had a very important question for Dyria. "Say Dyria, while you were caught by Ganna, did you learn anything?"
"As a matter of fact, I learned some things. According to what I heard and some video tapes I snuck out, I found out that Ganna used to be someone else; a Princess if I'm not mistaken. Why are you going after Ganna, VGW?"
"I am only on this mission to get the Princess out of the hideous beast known as Ganna that she's in. However, not only am I missing two belt buckle pieces of this Zealot Belt," with VGW showing only half of the buckle completed, "but I don't even know where Ganna is currently located."
"While I was captured," Dyria continued, "I found out that Ganna has her base of operations at some place called 'Game Island'."
"I have heard of it," Zero said. "The head of that island is a smart prankster named Hacko. He got his name because he can change some places in Dorka Cref to worlds in hacked ROMS temporarily. While I normally don't like it when people mess with emulation because of the EMU laws and the complexity of them, Hacko uses his gift to confuse bad guys that come to Game Island by making them go through places that don't really exist. I myself was given a test by Hacko and his powers, and I narrowly survived."
"Is this Hacko guy still around?" VGW wondered.
"He was captured as well," Dyria told the others. "Though he was in his cell, he used his magic to send me here, but only if I got through the hacked stage he sent me to. I did, and I appeared very close to Wijesh. I beat you to the town, VG, waiting for the right time to surprise you."
"So, Ganna either got lucky on Hacko's diversion, or she actually studied--and played--as many hacks as she could," Zero concluded. "However, I think she abused that power; she didn't play the hacks to learn about the games work, and I doubt she has the original hard copies."
"A good guy was outsmarted by a bad guy; I really don't like it when that happens," VGW said.
"It happens quite a bit in Dorka Cref," Zero said. "You haven't been here long enough to know that."
"I wonder....VGW, what is your world like?" Dyria asked. "I know you don't live in Dorka Cref."
"There is a lot of stuff in my realm; from Africans to Pokemon to Yisraelites and everything in between." VGW knew of Earth pretty well.
"Are Pokemon the wild-looking creatures with powerful moves, like that...Jynx or whatever it was called?"
"Yes Dyria; Jynx is one of the 250+ known Pokemon in the universe, and--"
"--and you will fight some right now!"
All four heroes turned to see Roxe, the shapeshifter that has caused trouble for our heroes in the past. However, this time she has six Pokeballs on her belt. She tosses three of them to VGW.
"So, you want me to fight you with these Pokemon?" VGW asked.
"Precisely!" Roxe told VG. "BTW, this is going to be a 'Winner take Weapon' match. Whoever loses must give their elemental weapons and armor to the opponents. Are you up to the challenge?"
"You're on!"
The stage was set for a 3 on 3 Pokemon battle, with no time limit. Everyone was tense.
"Pokeball....GO!"
Both sent their Pokemon out. Roxe got a Flareon, while VGW is stuck with a Weezing.
"Flareon, Flamethrower!"
"Weezing, dodge it!"
Weezing managed to dodge the Flamethrower without a hitch.
"Weezing, Smog!"
"Another Flamethrower, Flareon!"
Weezing started his Smog before Flareon shot a Flamethrower. However, the flame caused the Smog to light up, and damaged Flareon.
"Flareon, try Leer!"
"Use Smokescreen, Weezing!"
Flareon's Leer was no effect if it could not find Weezing in the smokescreen. Nothing would work.
"Weezing, Tackle attack!"
Weezing tackled Flareon, and that did it for the fiery Pokemon.
"You're good, young one. But let's see you handle THIS!"
Roxe sent out a Jolteon.
"Weezing, return! Next Pokeball...GO!"
Arbok was VGW's next Pokemon.
"Jolteon, Agility!"
"Arbok, Glare!"
Jolteon did get a burst of speed, but Glare landed its mark. Jolteon was paralyzed.
"Arbok, try using Bite on it's head!"
The attack worked; Jolteon was poisoned and Roxe was very upset. "You were supposed to use Wrap or Bind or whatever it's called!"
"I also have watched the episode 'The Ultimate Test', but I have learned from Ash's mistakes! Arbok, Dig!"
"Jolteon, try to move!"
Jolteon couldn't move in time, and Arbok took the win with the powerful Dig move.
"You might as well give us the elemental weapons; I've already beaten you 2-0, and you only have one Pokemon left."
"VG's right," Zero said. "Give us the weapons!"
"Never!" Roxe said. "You will never get them!"
"Oh, yeah?" Dyria challenged. "EARTHQUAKE!"
A massive earthquake really shook up Roxe, and was forced to retreat...but accidentally left the weapons and armor behind. Our heroes (except Zero) suited up with this new armor, which revolves around Wind instead of Fire.
Ash: If I knew to use Bite instead of Wrap in that Test Battle, I would have been at the Indigo League sooner...
Misty: No you wouldn't have Ash! Team Rocket would have ruined it anyway!
Ash: I forgot...
Narrator: Can I continue my story? I'm almost done!
Misty: OK Mr. Marrator.
Narrator: Thank you. Now where was I....
Our heroes just got Wind versions of their Heat attire. They have two different elemental armors and weapons, which could help in the long run. Now they are off to Kravemic, which is right around the corner...and what the next chapter is about.
To be continued...
***
Metal Man: What's this?
GG: No! Fast-forward! It's the Super Mario Bros. Movie!
Metal Man: AHHH!!! (fast-forwards to Chapter 14)
***
Chapter 14: In go heroes...
Narrator: My, it has been exciting for all of our heroes thus far.
1.VGW Man, Dyria, and Jupiter have gotten all four elemental weapons and
armor for each of them.
2.VGW himself has gotten all four belt buckle pieces of the Zealot Buckle.
3.ROMba Nemey, the newest member of the group, can somehow use the Claw
weapons that Jupiter can use.
4.Jupiter herself can now talk to everyone else with the Ani-Com system that
she won at Kravemic's Ro-bo-lottery.
5.And finally, VGW has all of his old powers back.
Narrator: Well, the final one has yet to come true. VGW has lost his special abilities since he entered Dorka Cref, and he wants them back. Let us check in on our heroes now, at Game Island...
(Now that was a good fish!)
Jupiter was having dinner along with the other four heroes at ROMba's house. It was "Boiled Boss Bass", one of the specialties of the island. "I'm glad you like it," ROMba said. "It took me a while before I could get the Boss Basses out of the various SMB3 hacks. But they make a delicious meal!"
"I have to learn how you do that," Dyria said. "I don't get this delicacy at home."
"Oh, but that's my secret. The only two people who can successfully change worlds into hacked status are me and my husband, Hacko. Speaking of him...tomorrow morning, we must go into Ganna's Castle and rescue him, along with any other people that have been caught."
"Hey VG! Can you come here a minute?" Zero was calling for VGW, but for reasons unknown.
"Sure," he said, and the two went over to the study.
Like most study rooms, there were plenty of books and some comfy chairs. But there were no boom boxes or TVs--it was a room where people can study in peace.
"I know what you are thinking of," Zero started. "Since you came here, you became a human, and you lost your powers."
"You know me too well," VGW laughed.
"Anyway, I think I know a way to get your powers back. Do you still have the amulet you were given?"
"Yes, I do," VGW said as he showed Zero the amulet.
"This might sound complicated, but listen closely. I somehow must use my little pocket PC I always carry with me and go find your parallel self back in the real world."
"What good will that do?"
"If I can somehow extract info from you--the parallel you--about how some of your powers work, I can give you--the real you--those powers back and you can use them. However, you will need your amulet to activate them."
"It sounds like a good idea...but there must be a catch."
"There is. There always is a catch. I am having interference trying to reach the real world. My guess is that something just happened at Ganna's Castle, and that we must do something about it ASAP."
"The question is what that something is."
"I don't know. What I do know is that it can't be good. Tomorrow, we'll go to Ganna's HQ and try to rescue your friends."
"Very well." VGW yawns. "I am getting tired, any way."
"Yes, you should go to sleep. Good night."
"Later, commander."
At Ganna's HQ:
"It won't be long now, my pretties! Soon all four of you will suffer!"
Ganna was laughing at her four prisoners that she has caught lately. Malon and Saria, two of Link's "lovers", were the first two to be caught. Hacko, husband of ROMba, was also trapped in the dungeon. However, there was a fourth captive, hiding in all black, at the back of the cell.
((Editor's Note: Malon and Saria's capture happened back during Match #50.))
"Let us go, Ganna!" Malon screamed. "You don't know what you are doing!"
"Of course I know what I'm doing!" Ganna answered back. "Within 24 hours, your cell floor will break, and you will fall into the lava pit which is below you. I would have used the Moogles, but I can't find any more of them. So you will have to do! HA HA HA HA!" And in an instant, Ganna disappears.
At ROMba's house, at dawn:
Our heroes are just packing up their stuff, getting ready for what could be their biggest adventure yet.
(Are we all set?)
"I think so, Jupiter," Dyria said.
"I'm ready," ROMba told everyone.
"All systems go," Zero said.
"Let's do it," VGW finally spoke.
The Quintet left for Ganna's Castle, which was about 5 miles away. Along the way, many sorts of monsters tried to stop them, but they were no match for VGW and Company. Once they were in sight of Ganna's Castle, they ran as fast as they could over there. However, they saw that they couldn't get in. Ganna's Castle was somehow floating over lava, with no way to get across.
"Hey ROMba," VGW said. "Is it possible for you transfer items from hacked games to this world?"
"Hmmm....that's a good question," ROMba replied. "I know just the item we could use, but I don't know if I can pull it off."
(Just concentrate, and you'll be fine.)
"OK," ROMba said. "Here goes nothing!"
About a minute later, ROMba was done with her power transfer move. Besides her were five SMB3 Magic P-Wings.
"Everyone grab a P-Wing," Zero said, "and don't get hit during the flight. Get hit once, and down into the pit you go."
"Great; no pressure," Dyria joked.
Everyone took a P-Wing and took flight immediately. Everyone was impressed, especially VGW.
"Finally, I get to fly!" VGW said. "This sure beats walking!"
Everyone else was saying optomistic stuff about the flying abilities they have been temporarily granted. However, someone was coming out of the lava right about......now.
"Surprise! I see we meet again!"
"It's Xokuz!" Dyria realized. All five heroes took battle positions above the lava. They knew that if they got hit once, they were in deep trouble.
Jupiter went first. She landed a few hits with her water claw, and narrowly avoided a damaging swipe from Xokuz. VG went next and landed a perfect axe chop on Xokuz. Dyria then flew over to Xokuz and started to perform a spell.
"Take this, Xokuz. SUPER DOUSE!"
Using her Water Staff, a bubblebeam lookalike fired out and stopped Xokuz in his tracks.
"You will pay for this.....you...will...pay....."
At that moment, Xokuz disappeared, and the front gate opened up. Everyone flew to the gate, but the P-Wings disappeared.
(What the hey? Where did my P-Wing go? I liked the flying!)
"I think I know what happened Jupiter," VGW said. "In SMB3, once you beat a stage or a boss, you are sent back to the map, where you can go to a different stage. For some reason, the game was made so that if you used a P-Wing on that stage, you can't take it out with you. The same rules apply here; we just beat Xokuz, and we are about to enter the next 'stage', which is the interior of Ganna's Castle. Since we are entering a new 'stage', we are forced to do without the P-Wings. OK?"
(Next time, don't give me long stories.)
"Why don't we find the kitchen? I am getting hungry," ROMba said. Her stomach just growled during VGW's explanation of the P-Wings.
"Why not?" Zero replied. "We can steal Ganna's food source and starve her to death. Good thinking, ROMba."
"That wasn't what I meant, though," ROMba said.
"Sometimes, it's better not to argue with Zero," Dyria told ROMba. "Once he gets certain ideas, he sticks to them unless something drastic happens."
All five of them went over to the kitchen, stomachs growling like a lion's roar. However, they noticed that there was no food whatsoever!
"Everyone has to eat; that is definite," VGW said. "Who would starve even Ganna? We've destroyed all of her henchmen."
(Then how come we just saw Xokuz outside of the castle?)
"Somehow, they are being revived. I wonder..." VGW went over to the fridge, Earth Axe in hand. He motioned Jupiter to follow him; she also had her Earth Claws. VGW opened the door to find Yum Key Poorage inside!
However, Yum was too busy eating to notice what was going on. Jupiter quickly clawed Yum to yummy meat that was nutritious & delicious.
"Well, that was easy," VGW said. "Where are the challenging battles?"
(They will be below us; most castle dungeons are in the basement, and so that is where our enemies will be.)
"Can't you at least wait until we are done eating?" ROMba requested. "This is really good meat."
About 15 minutes later, everyone went downstairs until they found themselves in some engine-type room.
"Ah; I've heard about this type of room in castles," Zero said. "This is what I call the Slave Room. Captive peoples are put inside, and a machine checks each creature that comes in. If the machine feels the person can be useful, they are put under the castle owner's spell (Ganna's in this case). If the machine feels the person can't help, then they just get zapped into a million pieces."
"What good is this room for?" Dyria asked.
"If I can hook up my pocket PC correctly, I can help give VGW some 'stuff' he used to have before he came here."
"What 'stuff' do you mean?" Dyria was curious.
"I might as well explain my whole purpose to you before our big fight, Dyria," VGW said. "I am VGW Man, the vice president of the Super Smash Stadium. There, video game characters and fans try their luck in the many arenas we have there to become champs.
"Someone else was supposed to come here to Dorka Cref instead of me; however, someone told me that I had a better chance of stopping Ganna. Back at the Stadium, I was able to perform any attack move when I thought of it. However, I had a different body back there.
"When I was transported here, I became a human. I lost my mushroom-like self. I couldn't perform any of the moves I could have. I had to actually use my brain more often than not to survive here. When we had the fight with Jeecis just recently, I thought of a way to stun him so that ROMba could use her powers. I chose to 'cut the cheese' for Jeecis."
"I remember that," Dyria said, getting in a little chuckle as well. "You really knew how to stun him."
"At the Stadium, though, it might not have worked. This realm is different than the Stadium. I became affected since coming here. I can only leave here if I fulfill my mission; my mission to stop Ganna's reign of terror."
"Well, start with me!"
Everyone turned to see Sigma again. The robotic- type bad guys are always the easiest to make.
Everyone started the attack. The four non-reploids were using whatever they had successfully. Zero then came in. He had his Z- Saber (his traditional weapon) in one hand. In the other was...a piece of cheese?!?
"Don't tell me you are going to give him the gas," VGW said.
"Then try and stop me!" Zero threw his cheese in the air, and then sliced it in Sigma's direction. The smell quickly got to Sigma's systems.
While Sigma was stunned, Dyria her Wind Staff ready. She caused a huge whirlwind that sent Sigma into the lava pit. That was followed by an explosion.
"Well, that takes care of my old friend," Zero said. Then he heard some beeping. "Hey, wait a minute...my pocket PC is starting to work! But I can't do my procedure unless Exor is stopped. I know he's around here somewhere."
(He would be at the dungeon, watching over the prisoners.)
"Then let's go," ROMba said. "I just hope that Hacko wasn't tortured already."
All five of them started to head into the dungeon. It was a huge labyrinth, with hallways going this way and that. It didn't take long for the quintet to get lost.
"OK, where do we go?" VGW asked once they got to an 8-way intersection.
"I don't know," Zero said. "I'm not the tour guide."
(Hey guys, pipe down. I think I picked up a scent. Uh-huh...uh-huh...yes! Everyone, follow me!)
The group followed Jupiter whereever she went; she knew she found something. About 5 minutes later, they reached the four captives.
Morton: What do you mean, four? There were only three; there was never four. I can prove to you that there was only three and not four by--
Narrator: (uses the Yo Yo Rock [combination of Kirby 64's Rock & Electric powers] on Morton to send him out) Now, where was I? Oh yes...
Our five heroes have reached the four captives caught by Ganna. They were still in their jail cells, and there was a timer above them.
"VGW? Is that you?" Malon and Saria came over to VG once they saw him and were hugging him like crazy. Similar stuff was going on with ROMba and Hacko. The fourth captive was still in the back of the cell.
"Oh, we are so glad to see you," Saria said. "You got here just in time! Now let us out!"
Zero tried firing at the bars, but the bars just absorbed the shots. Then Zero tried slashing them, but it was no good. "Not even I can break these bars? This can't be!"
"But it can!"
Everyone turned around to see that Exor was ready & waiting for them! But this time, there were two clones along with the real deal!
"Oh, great; an Agahnim rip-off," VGW mumbled.
"That's right, VGW!" Exor (the real one) said. "I have mastered the art of cloning now, and so you're have 3 times as much fun with me! Now, prepare to DIE!!!!!"
VGW, Jupiter, and Zero were ready to fight. Dyria & ROMba chose to try to open the bars. They wished each other luck, and off they went.
Jupiter and VGW started to land some good hits on Exor--excuse me, Exor's clones. Exor himself landed a powerul attack on VGW & Jupiter, sending them to the side of the hallway. Zero then tried his luck by hitting all three at once, but that was no good.
Eventually all three fighters were panting like crazy. They were getting badly hurt, and they couldn't find a way to beat this new and improved Exor.
Meanwhile, Dyria and ROMba couldn't get the cages open. "How are we supposed to get them open? It is next to impossible!" ROMba was very desperate; her husband was in there.
"Well, if you want him out, do it fast," Dyria told ROMba. "I see some timer in the cell, and it's going down pretty fast..."
Like in Majora's Mask, the clock was going fast. It was going twice as fast as normal time (about the same speed MM's clock is in the game), and there was 5:00 left to free them. Excuse me--2:30 left.
"I have to do something...I know!" The fourth captive started to play a song. It was a song VGW and Zero recognized. The song that slows time to a crawl--The Inverted Song of Time!
"Hey, wait a minute!" Zero pondered. "If that is Zelda in the dungeon, then what has happened to Ganna?"
"There is no time to explain that," Zelda said. "Now close your eyes so I can give you my wisdom you need to stop Exor."
All of the assigned fighters do as Zelda commanded & shut their eyelids. In a few seconds, they got the knowledge they needed. And they have 2:00 real minutes left to do it (thanks to the Inverted Song of Time).
"Hey Exor!" VGW taunted one of the clones. He knew it was a clone because it was darker than the real Exor. "Come and shoot me with your eyeballs!"
Zero was doing the same thing with the other clone. Then both VG and Zero ended up in front of the eyes of the real Exor. Both clones fired at our heroes, but they jumped in time. The two powerful beams hit the real Exor in the eyes, burning them. Then the clones disappeared, because Exor controls his magic through the eyes.
(Now it's my turn! ELE-CLAW CANNON!)
Jupiter fired all four elemental claws at the vurnerable Exor. The pain was too much to bear. Exor was destroyed.
And with 0:15 left on the timer, the bars instantly disappeared. The four captives made it out just in time to see the cell floor disinegrate.
All four captives--Hacko, Saria, Malon, and Zelda-- were very happy to see VGW and crew. Zelda then stepped forth to VGW and explained what happened.
"When I first suspected Link really liked someone else besides me, I got a little jealous. I wanted him to stay with me forever, so I managed to find a way to reach Gannon. We traded triforces, each of us thinking we would benefit from the other one. I wanted the power to keep Link with me forever...but after I reached Dorka Cref, I [Ganna] felt a little wierd...
"Somehow, a spell was cast on me. I could almost feel myself splitting apart in two. And I did. Ganna represents the corrupt side of me, the side I no longer have in my body. After being tossed into the dungeon with the very people you captured is a good way to spend some quailty time together."
"Now can we get out of here?" Malon asked.
"I should be at the Temple of Light by now," Saria commented.
"That is the problem; you guys can't get out of here...at least, not on your own," Hacko told the ladies. "There are at least three people in Dorka Cref that somehow have the power to go in between this realm and others. ROMba and I are two such people, but we haven't mastered it fully. While we can travel to many places with our hacking powers, we usually don't know where we end up."
"But I have improved on such powers," ROMba told her hubby.
"I believe you, Honey," Hacko said. "But I don't know who the third person is that can warp between realms."
"It has to be the one that put the spell on me," Zelda said. "He has some powers that can even rival VGW's!"
"Right now, whoever put that spell on you can practically kill me, because I have lost my powers since coming here," VGW told Zelda.
"But now I can get some of them back!" Zero said confidently. "Now that the main interference is gone, I can go back through VGW's history in his parallel self and transfer the moves to him."
(Guys, I hate to break up this reunion, but I think I just saw Ganna flying towards the castle tower!)
"Then up the tower we must go!" Dyria said. "I don't care if we have to walk all the way to the top; I want to stop that Ganna for making a mess of things!"
"I'm glad you said you could walk," ROMba said, "because I don't want to waste my hacking powers for another set of P-Wings. But when we get to the top, I'll see what I can do."
"OK then," Malon said. "Let's go to the top!"
Everyone agreed. They walked up to the top of Ganna's Castle. About an hour later, they have found their way to the top. After going through the door, all nine of them have their eyes focused on Ganna, who is on the other side of the tower. This is it--the ultimate fight awaits!
To be continued...
***
Chapter 15: ...and out come warriors.
Narrator: My, this has been some Legacy that VGW Man has gotten himself into. He has been in many different lands in Dorka Cref. He has gained allies to help him. He has even stopped an old foe by cutting the cheese (really). Now, though, the ultimate test awaits. Oh, and before I forget--this will be the only chapter that's in complete color commentary. You'll see why this is so very shortly...
VGW had plenty of people on his side for this fight: Zero Omega, Dyria, Jupiter, ROMba, Hacko, Zelda, Saria, and Malon. All of them had some sort of skill that would most likely be used in the upcoming battle.
On the other side of this battlefield (a tower) was Ganna, the former part of Zelda. When Zelda got jealous of Link's love life, she traded triforces with Gannon and tried to keep Link to herself. But when she arrived at Dorka Cref, Ganna and Zelda split in two.
VGW's original mission was to rescue Zelda from inside Ganna, but now that is not necessary. However, whenever there is evil, VGW must stop it.
Jupiter: [OK guys; this is it. Winner goes home; loser goes someplace else.]
Dyria: I know Jupiter. We need to win this fight.
Zero: Hey Zelda, do you remember when Link fought Gannon?
Zelda: Yes; I was there personally. I don't know if that same strategy will work here.
Saria: I wonder if it's possible to use our instruments to call on our friends for assistance.
Malon: I doubt it. This is a totally different realm than Earth, so I doubt if the power of the songs would get through.
ROMba: Speaking of which, my powers have recharged.
Hacko: Mine are also fulled to capacity.
VGW: (Sighs) Unlike you guys, mine are due to come.
Zero: I am currently working on this little dilemma you have right now. I just need to make sure that no one messes with me while I do the procedure."
Mystery Female: Oh, I am sure that you will have plenty of trouble working with VGW!
Zelda: Huh? Who said that?
Dyria: Don't look at me!
The figure emerges from Ganna's shadow from the other side of the tower. The figure looked vaguely familiar to everyone except Jupiter and Dyria.
Jupiter: [Who is he?]
VGW: That guy happens to be Lemmy Koopa, one of the SPs I told you of Dyria.
ROMba: But Lemmy is a bad guy! Are you telling me that You work with evil-doers?!?
Zero: Not exactly. Lemmy is much more behaved while working at the Stadium. He's good, but not good.
Lemmy: We are not who you think we are. (At that time, seven more clones of SPs came out of hiding.) Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Narrator: At that time, Iggy pulled out some tape recorder & pressed play. The tune seemed to be a wierd Irish Drinking Song/Howdown mix. Somehow, everyone down there knew of the song behavior and just sang along to it.
VGW: Oh....I doubt that you can stop my friends; I'd like to see you try!
Clones: But we are much more powerful, so that means you will die!
Lemmy: I'm known as N. Emmy;
Iggy: While Piggy is my name!
Killer Kirby & Luigi Man: Filler Furby & Ouiji Fan think killing is a game.
Lugia: I'd watch out for Nokia;
Pat: But don't forget about Hat.
Goshi: I'm the ever-powerful Noshi;
Tomintul: And when Bomb blows up, that's that!
Zero: But not if we can stop the evil forces from within! (he fires his Soul Body weapon, making a clone) We have a mission to complete; we won't stop 'til we win!
Narrator: But where was VGW's clone? Where did it just go? It was sent up to New York City to freeze in the snow. So now it is 9 to 9; it is an even score. Unless you now count Zero's clone; the good guys have one more!
Everyone went to a certain foe they wished to face...while the real Zero worked on bringing VG's powers to his place.
It's:
Zelda vs. Nokia ROMba vs. N. Emmy Saria vs. Noshi Piggy vs. Mr. Nemey Zero Clone vs. Filler Furby Jupiter vs. Ouiji Fan Dyria vs. Bomb & Hat vs. Link's wo-man!
All that's left was VGW and Ganna the evil Queen. And now the battle has started to see who reigns supreme. N. Emmy & Piggy are dominating their foes, while the Zero Clone & Jupiter are kept on their toes. Zelda & Dyria seemed to have a little more luck, but Saria and Malon were almost turned to roast duck!
Daffy: (enters Narrator's spot) I with that you guyth would thtop making referenceth to me! It'th bad enough I'm hunted for in the woodth; don't you thee?
Narrator: I don't want you to pester me; I have a story to narrate.
Daffy: I with to commentate with you; if not, you have too much hate.
Narrator: Listen Ducky; there are no hate hearts from my time, you see? (performs the Shock Attack on Daffy, making him stutter big time)
Daffy: That attack...meanth one thing...he's Megaman Z?!? (he leaves)
Pat: (enters) Hey wait a second MMZ, for something is not right! If you are VG's future form, why is VG right now in his fight?
Megaman Z: The Stadium is known for distoritions in time and space. I can see what's in the past; the past can see my place. All I am really doing is reading history...this stuff has happened in my time; the stuff that you can see.
Pat: Now that's too wierd...but now I must shop for Billy. Buh-bye! (leaves)
Megaman Z: Now everyone knows who I am...anyway, where was I?
A big battle was raging on until the real Zero said--
Zero: Get over here VGW before you become dead!
Megaman Z: So VG hurried to his friend and learned some 411.
Zero: In a minute, you get some powers back; don't move 'til I'm done.
Megaman Z: And Zero went to find some powers VGW could use. Any thing would help out now, except bombs with a short fuse.
The other good guys were being beaten; this were looking grim. Then Dyria noticed VGW.
Dyria: What's happening to him?
Zelda: He seems to be growing bigger than the tallest Pokemon.
Jupiter: [Why is that?]
Zero: Because he digivolved--
The Former VGW: --to A-Rod Mon!
Megaman Z: It has been a while since VGW digivolved. But now that he's super powerful, the fighting problem should be solved.
Ganna: So this is what the chosen one can do; he can mutate.
A-Rod Mon: But now it's time for you to lose...for that is your fate.
Megaman Z: The two of them were very big, speedy, strong, and tall. The question now becomes; who's the best of them all?
Mystery Being: I've had enough of this racket; it's driving me insane! I'm pulling the plug on the tape and stop...ing...the sing...ing... game! (a big bolt of lightning obliterates Piggy's tape, ending the music & the rhyming)
Megaman Z: Oh well...it was fun while it lasted. Anyway...
With the real Zero done with his power transferring, he helped the rest of the good guys defeat all of the clones. However, the biggest threat--Ganna--was still around.
Ganna: OK, no more Ms. Nice Guy! It's time you took a taste of your own medicine! (the sky gets darker...much darker than it was at the beginning of the fight) By combining their powers with my own... GANNA-GEDDON!!!
Megaman Z: A big laser-like attack was headed for our heroes. A-Rod Mon absorbed the first blow big time...he ended up de-digivolving back to his baby form, Gamemon. He then noticed some stuff leaving his body. That stuff was the stuff that helped him digivolve; now he's stuck.
Ganna: Perhaps another round will do. GANNA-GEDDON!
Megaman Z: It was headed for VGW, but Zero took the blow instead. However, Zero still had some energy tanks with him. He used them up, bringing him close to 90% power.
Ganna: One more should do it. GANNA-GEDDON!
Jupiter: (to self) [VGW...if that is him...he can't move! I have to help him somehow!] (out loud) [I'm coming VGW! Sit tight]
Gamemon: That's all I can do.
Megaman Z: Jupiter jumped in front of VGW and took the full force of the blow. His weapons were scattered; ROMba and Hacko recovered them. Everyone knew that Jupiter was dying.
Dyria: Jupiter, don't die on me.
Jupiter: [Don't...worry...that's why...I'm...a few...feet...away... from...your feet.]
Dyria: You're dying, and you can only think of a joke?
Jupiter: [I'm just...trying to...enjoy...the last...few seconds...I have...left. Do not...worry...about me...ROMba...can use...my weapons. I... will always...think...about you...wherever...I am...Dyria. Good...bye......]
Megaman Z: And with that, Jupiter is now dead.
Dyria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ganna, you're going to pay!
Ganna: I do not like shriekers. I got a special weapon for you. This one is so powerful, not even Zero or his friends--regardless of the time period--use it. Now, we put the Ganna-Geddon on my left hand...a special super-quick poison on the left...mix it all together...and we get this! I'll see you in hell Dyria! DEATH BEAM!!!
Megaman Z: Another laser-like attack was heading towards Dyria. Though it's smaller, it's much worse.
Zero: I have to stop it! Anti-Buster! (he fires a shot at the Death Beam, but it didn't do any immediate changes) D@mn! We're done for!
Gamemon: No you're not!
Megaman Z: Gamemon was tossed in front of both Zero and Dyria thanks to Hacko's Hurley Gloves. It's obvious Gamemon chose to do this. The Death Beam hits him and sends him to Dyria's arms. Gamemon is very weak now.
Gamemon: Well...I guess...I'm next...to go. Oh well...it was... fun...while...it lasted.
Dyria: You can't die too! I love you!
Gamemon: I...know that. I...love you...too...but more...of a... sibling-like...relationship.
Dyria: That's good enough for me.
Megaman Z: OK, I'm not in the mood for this type of stuff, so let's fast forward one or two minutes.
Two Minutes Later:
Dyria: But I can't!
Gamemon: You must...you...are...the...only one...who can...stop... Ganna. You must...do...something...before...it is...too late. I must...sleep now...sleep good...we'll...meet again...someday......
Dyria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?
Ganna: Because I'm the baddy, and baddies rule! Besides, no one else can help you. Look behind you.
Megaman Z: Dyria looked behind her and saw only Zero, ROMba, and Hacko. Malon, Zelda, and Saria were teleported to my location by moi.
Zero: There is no point in going on...we can't win. We have failed the captain!
Hacko: Zero's right.
ROMba: There is nothing that can be done.
Dyria: There has to be something!
Megaman Z: Dyria hugs Gamemon's body once again, but this time, she felt something around the waist area. It was the Zealot Belt! It was still on him, and still as locked and secure as ever.
All four girls: Hey, wait a sec! Does this mean that VGW--
Megaman Z: VGW is what?
All girls but Dyria: Maybe VGW is alive!
Megaman Z: He is a spirit now. Since his spirit wasn't destroyed, his Zealot Belt is still on his body. When Zealot died, he lost both life & spirit.
Zelda: But VGW was able to update the Stadium! How did he--
Megaman Z: He is a very special spirit. Plus, he recently occupied his new "VG Shell" that the Koopalings made for him.
Malon: Well, is there more to this chapter?
Megaman Z: Well, let me find my spot.....Dyria refused to give up. She knew VGW was alive somehow; the Zealot Belt was still on him. Even though the others were too tired to fight, Dyria gave it her all. Now let's jump to December 31st, 2000; about 11:55 PM EST.
New time: 12/31/00; 11:55 PM EST Megaman Z: Dyria suffered a huge Ganna-geddon attack from Ganna, and now she was very tired. Zero and ROMba were the only other two actually awake at this time.
Zero: Well, what a way to celebrate the new century.
ROMba: I thought the new century started already.
Zero: It doesn't matter...all we know is that we can't stop Ganna, & Dyria can only think about how to get VGW back to normal!
Megaman Z: While those two were arguing, Dyria thought of what she would do. She decided to...decided to...what the hey?!? The rest of the book is destroyed!
Saria: Does that mean VGW is stuck?
Megaman Z: Not exactly. What's going on in Dorka Cref is real. I just happened to read what happened to me. Everything was the same...until now. This is what I was afraid of; if Dyria does what I think she'll do, I won't be around anymore.
Zelda: And what is that?
Megaman Z: You'll see...I'll see as well.
Dyria: (checks Gamemon's watch) It's 23:59:02. I was really hoping I could give VGW a kiss for the new year.
Ganna: Then how about you kiss your life goodbye! DEATH BEAM..... CHARGE!!!
Megaman Z: It looks like Dyria is in trouble! What can she do?
Saria: As much as she can.
Ganna: DEATH BEAM....FIRE!!!
Dyria: Gamemon--or VGW or whoever you are--it looks like I'm the next to go. But before I do, there is something I must do.
Malon: Is Dyria...no way! She's going to kiss the little blob!
Dyria: (kisses Gamemon)
Megaman Z: Happy New Year! That kiss was done right at the start of 2K01. At least--hey! That light! Look at the light!
Zelda: You're right! It's surrounding Gamemon, Dyria, and ROMba.
Malon: I don't see the Death Beam anywhere.
Saria: It must have been destroyed by that light.
Megaman Z: That light...I know what it means. VGW is coming back. And that means I will be leaving.
Zelda: Why must you leave?
Megaman Z: It's a time-space distortion thing. VGW will be back in a better form than I am in right now. There can't be two of us, so one of us must go. That will be me; VGW must be given a chance to feel what my power was. Good bye, friends...... (he is teleported to the great beyond or some other place like it)
Lemmy: (walks in) What on earth--
Iggy: (walks in also) --is going on here?
Saria: Some light has surrounded VGW, ROMba, and Dyria.
Zelda: What's going on in there?
Lemmy: (gives Iggy his golden wand)
Iggy: (gives Lemmy his golden ball)
Lemmy: Now that we're golden, let us see what's going on in there. (he and Iggy look through the light) Woah! Gamemon is getting his old body back! His body is back!
Iggy: That's not all...those elemental weapons...they are combining! This is so Crystalis!
Lemmy: OK...Dyria, VGW, and ROMba look like they are transforming. ROMba is turning from a girl with a cartridge on her body to a girl with video game cartridges as knee pads, elbow pads, her head, a belt, and something that allows her to fly. I can't tell what though.
Iggy: Dyria looked nice as she was, but it seems her transformation is making her more of an angel...wait! Make that a princess! No...BOTH OF THEM! I also see wings on her; she can also fly.
Lemmy: And VGW...you might as well call him a mage, a priest, or a nun--he is totally covered in some cloak. I can't tell what's under there, but I think I see a jet pack or something that will let him fly.
Iggy: Something is leaving VGW...it looks like an amulet. Since when did he get one of those?
Lemmy: Three parts are leaving the amulet...they are going on the three transformed guys...they look like...belt buckles?!?
Iggy: On almost every transforming TV show, what they use to morph into usually becomes the belt buckle in one way or another.
Lemmy: Anyway...the main amulet is going upwards to....WTF?!? Is that Dark Force?!?
Iggy: I think so. Let's hope we can listen in.
Dark Force: VGW & Dyria: I personally congradulate you two for showing that you two can work together. VGW: You really are a chosen one. Your kindness and wits in battle are well respected. Dyria: You are gifted in the arts of magic. Your sorcery is superb. ROMba: While you are a little young, you have shown tremendous power when needed. Your quick thinking is a valuable asset.
The amulet that VGW was given has a lot of power packed inside. This power will be used for fighting evil. You three have entered this fight as heroes. You will now leave this fight--victorious--as warriors.
When you awaken, hold the special amulet piece in your hand high in the air. Say the words "Unleash the Warrior from Within!" & you will transform into special Warriors. Your warrior identies--VGWarrior, Dyrarrior, and ROMbarrior--will be feared by your enemies.
Whenever help is needed, you will be there. Now, take care of Ganna in this realm before she destroys it. I will return after you succeed in battle. Good luck...
Zelda: Now that was something. Now it seems we got Power Ranger rip-offs as SPs; well, one SP and two friends.
Saria: I know what you mean...huh? Is the light dying down?
Malon: It is! The heroes are coming out...but they look the same! Did Dark Force trick them?
Lemmy: Well, why don't we wait and see.
Zero: About time that light thing disappeared...WTF?!? Is that VGW & his friends?
VGW: Whoa...how did I get back my old body? I guess I had a wierd dream.
ROMba: It was like some...some ruler was giving us power.
Dyria: Maybe he/she/it did...check your pockets. I feel something wierd in mine.
VGW: Hey...I have something...a part of my amulet?!? Oh shoot; I must have broke it.
ROMba: I also have that.
Dyria: Me three...but I also have a note.
ROMba: Well, what does it say?
Dear Soon-to-be Warriors:
It seems you have awaken from your little nap. That is good; your skills are needed now. Get out your amulet parts and say "Unleash the Warrior from Within!" to become Warriors. Then, pull out your new weapons (actually old ones merged together) and use them to defeat Ganna. While "morphed", use the names VGWarrior, Dyrarrior, and ROMbarrior for communication; it sounds more professional in my opinion. Now, good luck stopping Ganna; if you are successful, I will congradulate you personally.
A very powerful ally towards the SPs and friends.
VGW: Hmmm...reguardless of who this guy is, I say we give it a try.
ROMba: Well, since this is our first morph, perhaps we should have a little poem about it.
Ganna: (she finally got her eyes focused) What the **** am I seeing VGW for?!? He's dead!
Zero: Not exactly. When I fired the Anti-Buster at your Death Beam, I realized I didn't do immediate damage. That attack should have done VGW in in 1 min; he lasted for 6 days. What the anti-buster did do was take out the poison part of the Death Beam; I reduced the attack to a Ganna-Geddon. Whose got the last laugh now? (starts laughing)
Ganna: Why you sneaky little EX-Mav! To hell with you, and your friends as well!
Dyria: Not if we can help it! (to VG and ROMba) Let's hope your ab-libbing is as good as it was during that song that Piggy played.
ROMba: Right. (the three close their eyes)
Dyria: People call us from around the universe whenever there is a sign of trouble.
VGW: And when we get there, we make sure that we help the good guys win.
ROMba: When we arrive in any town or city, we stop all bad guys on the double.
All: So if you start bad stuff, you must watch us (all hold up their amulets) UNLEASH THE WARRIOR FROM WITHIN!
Some chessy music is heard while the three of them become the Dark Force Warriors. Descriptions of what they look like are found earlier on this documentation. Now, let's get back to our heroes in their new looks...
VGWarrior: Now this is cool-looking!
Dyrarrior: I agree with you.
ROMbarrior: I say we give these new powers a try.
Dyrarrior: Right. (searches for her four elemental staffs, but only finds one) Guys, pull out your weapons...or should I say weapon.
VGWarrior: Woah! My four axes have merged to some Ele-Axe or something.
ROMbarrior: Same here with my new "Ele-Claws".
Dyrarrior: So then this is my Ele-Staff.
Ganna: Well, what's going to happen next is ele-mentary; you will die!
Lemmy: Shall this be a matchup?
Iggy: Why not?
Ganna Legacy Final Match
Fighters for Ganna's HQ Tower
VGWarrior and Dyrarrior and ROMBarrior vs. Ganna
Zelda: And welcome to the Ganna Gladiator Duel! I'm the fair princess of Hyrule: Zelda!
Malon: And I'm Lon Lon Ranch owner Malon!
Saria: I'm the Sage of the Forest, Saria!
Lemmy: I'm the Clown Prince Lemmy!
Iggy: And I'm the Four-Eyed Iggy!
All: The SSS Commentators!
Saria: This match will determine whether or not Dorka Cref will be safe for all creatures, Zealots and non-Zealots.
Malon: There will be no items--we can't send any--and once you're out, you're out.
Zelda: And everyone will have more of a HP system like Master Hand did.
Lemmy: So for the thousands in attendance...
Iggy: And the millions watching the world...
Zelda: MAY THE KNIGHTS DO BATTLE!
Malon: Is that the best you can do?
Zelda: Perhaps I should come to the Stadium more often...
Iggy: Anyway, here are the estimated HPs of each fighter.
VGW300HP DYR400HP ROM350HP GAN1500HP
Lemmy: All three Warriors start using their long distance weapons.
Saria: Dyrarrior seems to be tossing out fire out of her staff, while ROMbarrior seems to be using hacked iceballs from some Mario hack.
Iggy: But VGWarrior is actually throwing Hadokens and Mega Busters constantly. The old VGW is back and better than ever!
VGW300HP DYR400HP ROM350HP GAN1242HP
Zelda: Dyrarrior is now moving towards Ganna.
Malon: She's using good staff swings and barely missed a big swing from Ganna's mighty hand.
Iggy: This is not Marvel vs. Capcom, but I get your point.
Saria: It looks like Dyrarrior is using some spell on herself...but what?
Lemmy: Holy ****! That's the Geno Boost! So Dyria can use all of the spells she wants while morphed!
Malon: And that seems to be followed by some exploding magic of some sort.
Zelda: That's Bombos magic! And thanks to the Geno Boost, the move does double duty.
VGW300HP DYR400HP ROM350HP GAN999HP
Iggy: ROMbarrior now moves up. It looks like she is using some of her hacking powers on her first.
Saria: But Ganna wants ROMbarrior down, so she goes for a swing!
Lemmy: But ROMbarrior moves out of the way--super fast!
Malon: She is Sonic!
Iggy: ROMbarrior can change peoples' and places' characteristics easily. And thanks to that advantage, she is using super-fast Ele-Claw Cannons on Ganna.
VGW300HP DYR400HP ROM350HP GAN725HP
Zelda: VGWarrior wants his shot at Ganna, so he quickly moves towards her.
Saria: And he's wasting no time on his attacks.
Malon: VGWarrior has Ganna in a perfect hold! Now I can't see what is going on over there!
Lemmy: VGWarrior has just used the Raging Demon! It is so powerful, not even Ganna can see that she's being hurt.
Iggy: But she sure felt it, as the stats now say.
VGW300HP DYR400HP ROM350HP GAN300HP
Ganna: I'm now PO'ed at you very much! I don't want to see you any more! DEATH BEAM!
VGWarrior: ROMba, Dyria; go on the other side of Ganna; act like points on a triangle.
Dyrarrior: I know what he's thinking.
ROMbarrior: Right VGW.
Malon: How come they use short-hand names instead of us?
Zelda: Because we must be proper.
VGWarrior: Wait for it...
Ganna: Why are you not moving?
VGWarrior: Wait for it...
Iggy: Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Lemmy: I know he is! He mastered the move in his VG Shell we made for him, and I think he knows how to pull it off!
VGWarrior: NOW! PING!
Iggy: I was right! VGW has mastered the Ping move.
Lemmy: The move bounces off VGW with a "ping", leaving him unharmed.
Saria: But Ganna gets hurt by it!
All Warriors: NOW! TRI ELE-BLAST!
Zelda: Three laser-type beams hit Ganna hard! She's screaming in pain!
Malon: I can't see what's going on! It's all white!
Iggy: That's what happens when someone defeats a person with a HP meter instead of a % meter in SSS.
Lemmy: And that's the end of da match!
This games winner is...THE DARK FORCE WARRIORS!!!
The best player on the team was...NO ONE?!? (all did equal)
Post-Match:
Dyrarrior: It's over! It's finally over! We've won!
Hacko: (stops hiding behind Zero) Thank you! Oh thank you guys!
ROMbarrior: I know! Come here! (Hacko and ROMba kiss)
VGWarrior: I guess I'll have to get used to that...
Dyrarrior: Yes you will VGW... (kisses VGW on the lips)
VGWarrior: Please...I already have a girlfriend. Kisses on the cheek are ok, but not lips.
Dyrarrior: OK. (kisses VGW on the cheek)
Zero: Perhaps you will allow the name "Super Smootch Stadium" to be used now.
VGWarrior: Very funny, Commander.
Mystery Person: (comes down) I must congratulate all of you on a splendid job. You guys really know how to work together.
Zero: Is that you, Captain?
Mystery Person: Yes it is.
Dyrarrior: Wait...if you are the captain...then that means...that means...
VGWarrior: That means what?
Dyrarrior: I know who the captain is! He's Dark Force!
Dark Force: That is correct, my daughter.
VGWarrior: D-D-Daughter? (he faints for a bit)
ROMbarrior: Perhaps that was a little too much for him to handle.
Dark Force: Either way, I must congratulate all of you. That was a very tough opponent; one that could take down even me. When I saw all of you in trouble on that final fight, I had to intervene. You were heroes, but are now Warriors. That includes you too, Zero and Hacko and anyone else that's not here at this time.
Dyrarrior: Well, these powers are nice and all, but not even I can handle all of this at once.
Dark Force: (gets in a chuckle) Don't worry about it Dyria. All you have to do is say "Normalized Mode" and you will return back to your old selves. You will still have the amulet pieces so you can transform again whenever you need to.
VGWarrior: I say we become our old selves again.
ROMbarrior: Same here.
Dyrarrior: Agreed.
All Warriors: Normalized Mode!
ROMba changes back to her one-cartridge body. Dyria is back as a teenage girl. And VGW has changed back...to his Mushroom Status.
VGW: I'm back! Yahoo!
Hacko: Prove it to me.
VGW: Choose the battle field.
Lemmy: Looks like we got another one-fall match.
Iggy: Right-o, brother Koopa!
Saria: Well, we have to get going.
Malon: Saria's right.
Zelda: See ya! (all three girls leave)
Fighters for Bowser's Lava Arena (SM64)
VGW vs. Hacko
Lemmy: And welcome to the post-match match!
Iggy: This fight uses Bowser's own Lava World from Super Mario 64 in a 3-D one life fight.
Lemmy: So without further ado...
Iggy: LET'S GET THIS FIGHT GOING!
Lemmy: Hacko starts to move towards VGW and starts to deliver the Mario Kick Kombo!
Iggy: And that is followed by VGW's Karate Loop Kombo.
Lemmy: Both fighters are skilled in hand-to-hand combat.
Iggy: This will be a close match...hey! Who threw that beam sword in?
Bowser: (comes in) I did! I got the connections to my arena by the other Stupid Powers.
Lemmy: Either way, VGW picks it up--
Hacko: Ability Swap! (a beam hits the sword)
Iggy: And VGW puts it down! It's not that heavy!
Bowser: What Blacko did was change the beam swords weight to that of a Snorlax.
Lemmy: And VGW must now resort to his projectiles. He's using everything he has; Charge Shots, Lasers, the occasional Mega Buster--
Iggy: But none of it is hitting Hacko!
Bowser: And Mr. Video Game Weezing chooses to pull out some axe of his.
Lemmy: That's his Ele-Axe! I didn't know he brought it in!
Bowser: And the Mushroom Warrior uses his axe of doom on Hiccups! Mushroom Warrior...has gained a level.
Iggy: This is not Gauntlet Legends; get your sentient turtle creatures straight.
Lemmy: VGW now fires off a charged combination of the Homing Torpedoes and the Dive Missiles; a powerful combination.
Iggy: But Hacko hacks into Megaman I (GB) to bring out the Mirror Buster!
Bowser: But VGW uses his own Reflector!
Lemmy: This is going back and forth...until VG's Reflector can't handle it! He's stunned!
Iggy: Both opponents are as far away as they can, and the homing missles head to Hacko.
Lemmy: But he can reflect it one more time before running out of weapons energy.
Hacko: I should have hacked a weapons tank first...now I'm out of hacking power for a while.
Bowser: VGW just recovered, but the Dive Torpedoes are coming towards him! He can't escape! BWA HA HA HA!
VGW: It worked once; now let it work again. PING!
Iggy: And VGW has mastered the Ping move for sure! The Dive Torpedoes bounce off VGW with a "ping" and the missiles are heading towards Hacko!
Lemmy: Hacko can't escape the attack! He's hit!
Bowser: He is falling to the lava...and he bounces up! And Quacko is out of there! Now I'll be out of here as well! (leaves)
This games winner is...VGW!!!
Post-Match:
VGW: That was a good match...man I'm pooped. ROMba, can you give me the characteristics of a creature named Magna-Angemon for about 10 seconds?
ROMba: I have enough power for an instant ability swap; prepare to receive.
VGW: Roger.
ROMba: (does ability swap; VGW now has the powers & looks of Magna-Angemon)
VGW/Magna-Angemon: Magna Antidote! (heals himself and Hacko, then changes back to VGW)
Hacko: Man...what happened? Did I win?
Dyria: Sorry Hacko; you lost due to a ping.
ROMba: Either way, you put up a good fight. I'm proud of you.
Dark Force: And I am proud of your sportsmanship. VGW, you and your two female friends are able to teleport to Dorka Cref at any time in the future. You will need these... (hands three special wrist-watches to the new Warriors) With these, you are also able to communicate with each other, even if you are far away.
VGW: Am I allowed to make some communicators like these for the SPs back at home?
Dark Force: Just as long as you deactivate the teleportation part of the package.
ROMba: I want to see this "Stadium" personally.
Hacko: But who will run Game Island?
ROMba: You will.
Zero: The lady is right.
Hacko: Very well then. Perhaps I can make an amusement park while you guys are gone. Just...(faces ROMba) how will I contact you Honey?
Zero: Just come to me if you need to; I can set up communications.
Hacko: Very well...ok; you guys go on and do whatever; just remember to send a postcard.
VGW: That shouldn't be a problem Hacko.
ROMba: Let's go. (VGW and ROMba teleport back to where VGW started; some cliffs nearby.)
Zero: (faces Hacko) I'll take you back down to Game Island.
Hacko: Thank you Commander.
Zero: Please, call me Zero. (takes Hacko back to his office)
Dyria: (starts to cry) Why must this happen to me?
Dark Force: What's wrong Dyria?
Dyria: All of the fighting...it's wrong! I made VGW put his life on the line many times. Why must there be fighting?
Dark Force: In a way, fighting leads to peace. Soon, people will stop, and then people will be happy.
Dyria: It's not just that...VGW chose to risk his life for me against Ganna's Death Beam attack. Why was he willing to? I would have been scared.
Dark Force: Either he really loved you or he had to owe you back big time.
Dyria: And now VGW has gone back to his home...his rightful home. I'll miss him. I'll go crazy!
Dark Force: You were also allowed to teleport out of here. You did get my special wrist-watch.
Dyria: (starts to lose the tears) I guess you're right. Even if VGW only loves me as a sibling, at least I know I have a "brother". I have to see him again.
Dark Force: Then you have permission to go see him. Just remember to visit me every once in a while.
Dyria: OK...daddy. (toughens up) Don't go anywhere VGW! I'm coming! (teleports out)
Dark Force: I knew all along VGW was a chosen one. All it took was someone who really loved him. Then again, he already had a girlfriend. Maybe it was the love of someone right then and there. I can't wait to see what happens now! (chuckles as he disappears)
ROMba: VGW, I know what you're thinking of...you want to see Dyria again.
VGW: In a way, yes. I don't think I ever said thank you yet.
Dyria: (in the distance) Well, don't waste your chance now!
VGW: Dyria!!!!! (runs towards her and gives her a big hug) I am so glad to see you!
Dyria: (tears are running down her eyes) Me too, VGW. Me too.
VGW: Thank you Dyria...for everything.
Dyria: Don't mention it. Now, I also have something for you. It is tradition for a female to decide a proper title for a gentlemen, so I have come up with the proper one for you. You seem to be a guy that had to struggle to get to where you are today. You are a true undertaker; you have gone against the odds and won. In memory of Dark Force, I say your unmorphed name should now become "Dark Horse".
VGW: Dark Horse, huh? It has a nice ring to it.
ROMba: I like it too.
Dyria: So, what do you say?
Dark Horse: All right. But my morphed form will still be VGWarrior.
ROMba: Speaking of which, I want to fly to the Stadium, and I don't want to get out a P-Wing.
Dyria: Hmmm...are we allowed to use our powers for fun?
Dark Horse: Dark Force never said we couldn't. (his wrist-watch beeps)
Dark Force: I heard that little talk you just had, Dark Horse. In general, as long as you don't use your powers for evil, you can use them whenever you want. (cuts communication)
Dark Horse: Then I say let's fly!
ROMba and Dyria: Right!
All: UNLEASH THE WARRIOR FROM WITHIN!
(transformation sequence)
VGWarrior: Follow me! I'm sure you will be right at home! (flies off)
ROMbarrior: Hey, wait up! I didn't get the Speed Boots yet! Oh, forget the boots... (flies after VGW)
Dyrarrior: Don't forget me! (flies after ROMba)
Dark Force: (aside) Good luck, Warriors. You will need it for the challenges ahead.
The End
***
Hacko Nemey: So how did you like it?
Metal Man: When did you get here?!
GG: Hacko Nemey...
Hacko: Alvis Windwalker...
GG: Why did you give us the Super Mario Bros shows and movies instead of all the chapters?
Hacko: (changing subject) Err... The point is not to make a mistake you will regret. Remember what happened to Zelda with the Triforce of Power.
GG: So?
Hacko: (hands GG a whistle) Look, if you ever need help, and you WILL, blow on this whistle and I shall come. (teleports away in a glitchy mess)
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