Fan Match #1

The Question: Which of the staff member is the best?

The Fighters: Saiyaman vs. Navi
The Arena: Dream Land
Item Ratio: Medium
Lives: Infinite

Amber: Hi, everyone! Know what time it is?

Yugi: It's time to D-D-D-DUEEEEL!

Amber: Close. We've got a match today, but it's just the regular match we have around here, mainly 'cause Saiya doesn't play Yu-Gi-Oh.

175: That's right and we've even got a backstory, so let's go to the tape. (Inserts the tape.)

(On the tape, we see Saiyaman in the staff members room, looking at some documents. Navi enters.)

Navi: You wanted to see me?

Saiyaman: Yeah. It's about our pay.

Navi: Trust me, we'll never get a raise. Just forget it.

Saiyaman: I figured that, but it's just I'm wondering how come you're getting paid ten times what I'm making!

Navi: What? (Reads the pay sheet.) Heh, I wonder when that happened.

Saiyaman: C'mon, that's just plain unfair. No offense, but you don't deserve that much.

Navi: What do you mean by that?

Saiyaman: Well, I'm just saying that...y'know, I do a lot of stuff around here-...

Navi: You don't do that much! All you do is tinker with the Random section to keep the fans happy while the other SPs try to keep everything from falling apart!

Saiyaman: At least it's more than just interviews!

Navi: Oh really?

Saiyaman: Why don't we just take this into the arena?

Navi: Fine by me!

(The tape then starts playing an episode of "Happy Days".)

175: (Stops the tape.) I think it's safe to say we've reached the end of that backstory.

Amber: Yup, unless the Fonz is related to this match somehow. Anyways, since this match is about money, we're going with the Coin Match. For those who don't know what that is, it means that the fighters beat coins out of each other. Whoever has the most at the end of the time limit wins.

175: If one of them bites the big one, they lose half their coins, but that may not be so bad since they have unlimited lives.

Amber: Our arena is the old Dream Land. All items are on and at medium apperance. The time limit has been set to four minutes.

175: I see that our contestants have entered the arena, so let's get this over with, so I can get to the buffet.

Amber: Fine. Ladies and germs...

175: Boys and girls...

Amber: Anyone else we missed...

175: SSS is bored enough to bring you...

Amber: THE CUTEST CATGIRL HERE, AMBER!

175: ANOTHER MEGAMAN RECOLOR, 175!

Both: YOuR SSS COMMENTATORS!

Amber: Now, for the twenty thousand in attendance...

175: And for the seventy thousand watching world-wide...

Amber: IT'S SMASHING TIME!

175: Both fighters hop onto the main platform! Navi starts things off with a running attack, but Saiyaman grabs her, hits her a bit, then throws her to the left, gathering the coins she dropped!

Amber: Navi hops back and the two of them starts using basic attacks, knocking bronze coins out of each other! Navi upward-Smashes Saiyaman away and grabs a fewcoins!

175: Saiyaman leaps back down and Smashes Navi while she's distracted by the coins! He runs toward her and strikes again with the Justice Kick!

Amber: Navi throws Saiyaman, then runs at him! Saiyaman shields against her blow, then strikes with the Justice Punch!

175: That move yielded very few coins, but it gave Saiyaman an edge, as he smacks Navi with an upward blow as she comes down! Two gold coins rain out, all of which Saiyaman grabs!

Amber: Navi doesn't take that lying down, using her Helicopter Blade to slam him away, then jabbing him repeatedly to gain even more coins herself!

SA: 49%C44 Navi: 58%C39 3:15

175: Navi hops up and stabs Saiyaman with a downward attack, then hits him with a quick Smash! The dropped coins that she picked up have put Navi in the lead!

Amber: Saiyaman doesn't take that lightly, using his Dash n' Slash to strike at Navi again!

175: Navi counters by hitting Saiyaman with her Navi Sword Blast! However, Saiyaman gathers the coins knocked out of him before Navi can get them!

Amber: Both fighters slam into each other with running attacks, but as Saiyaman tries to hit Navi, she knockes him back with Meat!

175: Saiyaman shakes off the blow and gets up as Navi heads toward him!

Amber: I think we're overdue for an item! (Tosses a crate in.)

175: Saiyaman hops up onto the top ledge and grabs the crate, tossing it at Navi who was following him! Navi is hit and the crate reveals a Pokeball and a Beam Sword!

Amber: Saiyaman grabs the Pokeball and throws it down, revealing a Suciune! It starts really hurting Navi, but all the coins that she's dropping are flying up and landing on her, increasing her coin count by about thirty!

175: However, it's left her extremly weakened, so Saiyaman grabs the Beam Saber and slams her out of the arena! There goes half her coin count!

SA: 78%C102 Navi: 0%D1C55 2:34

Amber: Navi returns on the platform and I don't think she's happy with her new lack of money.

175: Is anyone truely happy with how much money they have?

Amber: Nope. Anywho, Navi hops down and slices up Saiyaman a bit, then throws him! He gets back up and slams into her!

175: The two clash swords for a bit, but Navi knocks the Beam Sword out of Saiyaman's hands, then upward Smashes him!

Amber: Saiyaman manages to land a kick on her on his way down, then grabs her, but she manages to wiggle out of her grip and slashes at him!

175: Saiyaman backs off a bit and powers up a Kamehameha some, but rolls away to avoid an attack from Navi! He then flies at her with a Justice Kick!

Amber: Both of them leap up onto the right platform, pushed by the blowing of Whispy Woods and continue their fighting, both picking up several silver coins!

SA: 119%C189 Navi: 39%D1C102 1:59

175: Uh-oh, Saiyaman tries a low attack, but Navi jumps up and hits him with her downward attack, sending him flying upward, out of the arena and into-...

CRASH!

175: ...the commentator's box, it would seem.

Saiyaman: (On top of Amber.) Ow. Hi, honey.

Amber: (Dazed from the hit.) Spider-Maaan, Spider-Maaan, smacks the baddies with a frying paaan...

175: Let's get you outta here. (Hits the revive platform button, warping Saiyaman back into the arena.) Well, Saiyaman is back in the fight and he hops down from the platform to hit Navi with a mid-air attack!

Amber: (Picks herself up.) Ow...

175: Navi uses her Navi Sword Blast, but Saiyaman shields against it and charges a Kamehameha! Navi runs at him and slices while he's still charging, but he rolls away andSmashes her!

Amber: (Shakes her head.) That hurt. Did I miss anything?

175: Not much, really. The two of them are more focused on smacking coins out of each other now, using basic attacks and collecting the coins! Navi slips in a Helicopter Blade and knocks Saiyaman away!

Amber: Whispy Woods blows a little into the arena, but it's not bothering anyone. Saiyaman has recovered from that attack and strikes Navi with his Dash n' Slash, then upward-Smashes her!

175: Here comes the item! (Throws a barrel in.)

SA: 26%D1C110 Navi: 65%D1C135 1:22

Amber: The barrel lands on the right platform! Navi lands over there and throws it at Saiyaman, scoring a hit! The barrel reveals a Mr. Saturn while Saiyaman gathers the coins knocked out of him from the barrel!

175: I guess Navi didn't want Mr. Saturn around, since she throws him at Saiyaman, who ducks and avoids the blow! Saiyaman then runs at Navi and attacks, but she shields against him!

Amber: Saiyaman manages to throw Navi, but Navi hits him with her Navi Sword Blast once she recovers! Saiyaman finishes charging the Kamehameha and slices her with Dash n' Slash!

175: Navi lands with a downward air attack, knocking Saiyaman back a bit, but he fires the Kamehameha and strikes! The force of the blow sends Navi flying out of the arena!

Amber: Navi has been revived and comes back into the arena! She slices at Saiyaman while she's still invicible and throws him, gather coins all the while! Saiyamancomes back and hits her with an aireal attack once the invicibility wears off!

175: (Tosses a capsule to himself.) Darned if I know what's in this one, but oh well! (Throws it in.) Navi grabs the capsule and throws it at Saiyaman, which explodes! Saiyaman goes flying to the left, but manages to come with a Justice Punch!

SA: 89%D1C154 Navi: 10%D2C81 0:45

Amber: Navi presses the attack, hitting Saiyaman with a running attack, then Smashing him! He flies too far off the arena and goes down!

175: Here he comes on the revival platform and he needs to get moving if he still wants a win! He leaps down and begins to punch Navi repeatedly, nabbing as many coins as he can!

Amber: Navi throws Saiyaman, but he comes back with the Justice Kick! The two continue to battle as come up to the final seconds of the match!

175: It looks pretty close coin-wise, but Saiyaman grabs the Mr. Saturn that was just wandering around the arena and chucks it at Navi! She gets hit, but throws it back at him, which also hits!

Amber: Saiyaman throws the Mr. Saturn again, but Navi shields against the blow and dashes at Saiyaman, who leaps over her and strikes her in the back!

TIME!!

SA: 25%D2C105 Navi: 34%D2C98

THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...SAIYAMAN!

Amber: YEAH!

175: You were so biased this whole match!

Amber: He's my husband, what did you expect? Anyways, who's doing the interviews?

175: That would be Mash Toady, since he offically returned back in Match 86. Mash?

Mash: Thanks, whoever you are. Saiyaman, what are your thoughts on the match?

Saiyaman: I was impressed on how well Navi fought. I didn't think she could do so well.

Mash: Ah. What about you, Navi?

Navi: I'm a bit upset that I lost, but at least I'm still making ten times his pay!

Swordblade: (Watching the whole time.) Actually, looking at this pay sheet, I realized that I accidently typed that extra zero to your pay, Navi, so you're not really...your eye twitches like that when you're feeling forgiving, right?

Mash: Let's end that there. Mr. Saturn?

Mr. Saturn: (Something in his language.)

Mash: *sniff* That's beautiful, man. Back to you guys.

Amber: That leaves just enough time for questions.