Saiyaman: Today is a special day, since Milo has requested to fight Sonic, Roy, and Ash. Since Ash is dead, we've finally got a chance to reuse the Graveyard Romp arena and, at last, we have a picture of it!
Voice: That's not much of a pic.
Saiyaman: Blast it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an artist!
Amber: For those who've forgotten about this arena's special features, I'll recap. Gravestones are solid obstacles that must be avoided. Lightning strikes down from the storm clouds at random. If someone is hit, then they are affected as if hit by Pikachu's Thunder attack. If they strike a platform, that platform is electrocuted for ten seconds and is completely untouchable, unless our combatants like electrical shocks. Also, since it's raining, the platforms are slippery, reducing traction.
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Saiyaman: Now, let's get this going! Ladies and gentlemen...
Amber: Boys and girls...
Voice: Ravers and hippies, SSS brings you...yet again...
Amber: YOUR FAVORITE CATGIRL, AMBER!
Voice: THE ALL-POWERFUL NARRATING VOICE, THE VOICE!
Saiyaman: YOUR SILLY-DRESSED SAIYAN, SAIYAMAN!
All: YOUR SSS COMMENTATORS!
Voice: Now, for all the people we've offended over all these episodes...
Amber: And for the low-management unappreciated average workers...
Saiyaman: IT'S SMASHING TIME!
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Voice: Sonic is out first and he hops onto the upper right platform, then to the center one! Milo meets him there and they begin to exchange blows!
Amber: Milo seems to have gained the upper hand with the Rising Sun attack, knocking Sonic upward! Sonic lands and counters with a low Smash!
Saiyaman: Lightning strikes the upper left platform, which Milo throws Sonic onto! Sonic is smacked by the electrical shock and falls down!
Voice: Sonic tries his Spin Dash, but Milo shields it and counter-attacks with Lightning Strike, knocking Sonic up against the gravestone! Sonic gets back and uses the Light Speed Dash, heading through Milo!
Amber: It looks like Milo is getting an idea! He's jumped over to the far left platform and is taunting! Sonic leaps over toward him and kicks, but Milo rolls away!
Saiyaman: Sonic attacks again, but Milo leaps over him, tettering on the edge! Sonic powers up the Figure Eight Dash and releases, but Milo pulls out a mid-air dodge to avoid it, sending Sonic to hurtle down the pit!
Sonic: I'm going to hate myself in the morning! (Falls to his doom.)
Voice: Up next in the arena is Ash, rising from the dead!
Ash: I never deserved to die! Damn you, whoever decided that I should die! DAMN YOOOUUUUUU!
Everyone: ...
Saiyaman: Well, I never expected to hear that from Ash...
Amber: When you die, you get a really crappy attitude about the living for a few years. Trust me, I know.
Voice: That just came to you from the department of too much information. Let's get back to the match.
Amber: Well, it seems that Ash is using his anger as motivation, as he just ran over to Milo and started beating him like a punching bag! Milo takes several blows, but manages to pull out his shield and counterattack!
Saiyaman: Knocking Ash away with that weak Smash, Milo leaps to the upper left platform, which is no longer electrically charged. Ash follows and tries his Pokefire attack, but Milo dodges that with the Spike attack, landing a direct hit!
ML: 36%A: 23%
Voice: Ash lands and gets back up as lightning strikes the far right platform. Milo charges his Spirit Beam, then hits Ash with a running attack!
Amber: Ash hits with the Pokefire and throws Milo onto the upper right platform, then follows and uses an aireal attack on him! Milo gets back up, throws Ash into the ground, then uses a Smash on him!
Saiyaman: Milo quickly takes back the dominant position in this match with a bevy of attacks, using his punches, then throwing Ash off the platform onto the middle one! Ash tries to get back to him, but lightning has struck him, sending him onto the upper left platform!
Voice: Milo hops over to Ash and uses Spike, knocking Ash away, but he managed to regain himself and land next to Milo! Ash and Milo start punching each other again, but Ash rolls out and uses Pokefire!
ML: 65% A: 93%
Amber: Milo takes the hit, but hits Ash with the Rising Sun attack! Ash comes back down to earth, but Milo gets him with his charged Spirit Beam, sending him out!
Saiyaman: Yes, but here comes tonight's big challenger: Roy! Does Milo have a chance?
Voice: We're about to find out! Milo goes on the offensive, but Roy Counters him away! He then strikes Milo with four hits of his Dancing Blade attack!
Amber: Milo pulls himself back up and strikes with the Spike! He then hits Roy a bit, but Roy throws him away!
Saiyaman: Roy is on a roll, using his Blazer attack against Milo! Milo lands on the upper right platform and fires the Lightning Strike at Roy, which connects, but Roy leaps over to him and hits him with a Smash! Milo goes flying out of the arena!
Milo: ALEXANDRIA! *ping!*
Voice: Well, Roy taunts, but Milo is back in the arena now, so he hops off and throws Roy into the tombstone, then low Smashes him onto the middle platform! As Roy gets back up, Milo charges up his Spirit Beam!
Amber: I hope he uses that before someone makes a Yu Yu Hakusho joke. Anyways, Roy comes back with Blazer!
ML: 12%D1 Roy: 29%
Saiyaman: Roy is using his sword's reach to keep Milo away, but Milo gets around that by leaping over the swinging sword and kicking Roy! Lightning strikes their platform, scorching both fighters!
Voice: Roy and Milo get back up after that attack and resume attacking each other! Milo gets in a throw, but his Rising Sun is deflected by the Counter!
Amber: It looks like Roy is charging up his blade for a big strike, but Milo knocks that out of him with a running attack! He then his Roy with an upward Smash, knocking Roy down the pit, but he gets right back out and is on the left platform!
Saiyaman: Milo tries hopping over to Roy, but Roy knocks him back with a Dancing Blade! Milo falls down, but he gets out of the pit with the Rising Sun, smacking Roy as well!
ML: 43%D1 Roy: 57%
Voice: Roy is slashing Milo like crazy, but Milo manages to dodge a blow and retaliate with some punches! It's a close fight!
Amber: Milo finally gets around to firing that Spirit Beam! It's a point-blank range shot, sending Roy flying out of the arena! It's all OVER!
THE WINNER IS...MILO!
Milo: AW YEAH!
Saiyaman: Wow, you even managed to beat Roy!
(Roy enters the stage.)
Roy: (Something in Japanese.)
Amber: Did you guys catch that?
Saiyaman: I think he wants a rematch.
Roy: (Nods.)
Milo: Oh, is that so? Let's get it on, big guy! (Takes a fighting stance.)
Saiyaman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We can't have that!
Milo: Why not?
Saiyaman: We're out of time! Thanks for watching, everyone!
(The blue screen appears again.)
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Voice: Well, everyone, this is the Voice, wishing you all a good night!
Saiyaman: Remember, drive safely!
Amber: Bye bye!
Milo: Ah well. Later!
Roy: (Grumbles.)
(Fade out.)
