Voice: Wow, that's a fair number of moves.
Saiyaman: It'll certainly prove for an interesting match, as will his opponent choices, as he wishes to fight not only Luigi, but old Stadium contestants VGW Man and Tomintul!
Voice: Is he serious?
Saiyaman: Apprently so. I was able to convince VGW to come back and fight for a bit in his old form, so I think we're good. Since Tomintul is dead, we'll be using the Graveyard Romp arena. However, at the request of Voice, we won't bother with the picture again.
Voice: It was a lame picture and you know it.
Saiyaman: I know. Omicron's battle initals will be OM, regardless of his current form. The first opponent is Luigi, so as he and Omicron enter the arena, let's do the introductions!
***Begin Corny Intro***
Saiyaman: Ladies and gentlemen...
Voice: Boys and girls...
Saiyaman: Elvis impersonators the world over...
Voice: SSS brings you, via donations from viewers like you...
Saiyaman: ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY, SAIYAMAN!
Voice: HIDDEN MAN VOICE!
Both: YOUR SSS COMMENTATORS!
Saiyaman: Now, for the twenty thousand in attendance...
Voice: And for the one-hundred thousand watching world-wide...
Saiyaman: IT'S SMASHING TIME!
***End Corny Intro***
Voice: Luigi charges towards Omicron and starts swinging his fists, but Omicron just hops over him and kicks him from behind! Luigi turns around and flings himself using the Green Missile, only to have it shielded by Omicron, who attacks with a Smash!
Saiyaman: Luigi flings a Fireball at Omicron, who leaps over it, but Luigi leaps into the air and knocks him down with his Meteor Smash onto the central platform! Omicron manages to land on his feet and attacks upward, scoring a hit!
Voice: Omicron goes on the offensive, slicing at Luigi with his Omicron Slash, scoring some nice damage! He comes at Luigi, but Luigi manages to blow him away with the Luigi Tornado! Omicron recovers in mid-air and leaps onto the right mid-air platform with Luigi in pursuit!
Saiyaman: Omicron starts charging up the Torron attack as Luigi rushes in, then rolls past Luigi and throws him! Luigi lands on the far right platform, but before he can attack, the platform is struck by lighting, sending him flying and landing on the left mid-air platform!
Voice: Omicron uses the distraction to charge up the Torron, then follows Luigi over to the platform! Luigi gets back up and throws a few punches at Omicron, attempting a knockout with his Super Jump Punch, but he gets the range wrong, leaving him open to a Smash attack into the tombstone!
OM: 24% L: 65%
Saiyaman: As lightning harmlessly strikes the leftmost platform, Omicron throws Luigi away toward the central platform! Luigi manages to land on his feet and tries an upward Smash on Omicron as he heads down towards him, but Omicron mid-air dodges it!
Voice: Luigi grabs Omicron and smacks him a bit, but Omicron breaks free and tosses Luigi towards the pit! Luigi makes it across by using the Green Missile to get back, hitting Omicron in the process!
Saiyaman: Omicron and Luigi trade blows for a bit and Omicron gains the upperhand by mixing in a low Smash, then firing the Torron! Luigi is hit full force and goes flying out of the arena!
Voice: Next up is Tomintul, who's rising from the dead on the rightmost arena platform!
Tomintul: All right, this looks like fun!
Saiyaman: Nice to see he's in good spirits, pardon the pun. Omicron wastes no time heading towards Tomintul, who stops him with a Hyper Ball, followed up with a Hyper Copter! Omicron gets back up and performs a Hyper Transformation into his Shift Mode!
Voice: Tomintul fires off a Hyper Wave at him, but Omicron leaps over the attack and uses his Random Attack, transforming into a ReDead and sucking the afterlife out of Tomintul! Tomintul shakes him before he loses a large amount and gets in a few hits with his sword!
Saiyaman: To buy some time, Tomintul pulls out his Hyper Hologram, forcing Omicron to land his blows on that for a bit! Omicron gets in two good hits, but the hologram Smashes him away, sending Omicron over toward the pit!
Voice: Omicron isn't dead, however, as he Teleports himself onto the central platform! Tomintul follows, but Omicron is waiting for him with a Hyper Slash, slicing before the hologram attacked! Man, we're using the word "hyper" a lot this match!
Saiyaman: Either way, the hologram runs out of energy and Tomintul is vunerable again, but he's ready for Omicron and slices at him as he lands on the platform! Omicron finds himself up against the left edge of the platform and leaps to the upper-left platform!
Voice: Tomintul comes at him and prepares to fight, but lightning strikes the platform, electrocuting both of them and sending them flying in opposite directions! Omicron's flight is stopped by the tombstone, but Tomintul lands on the mid-air right platform!
OM: 91% TM: 37%
Saiyaman: Omicron leaps over to Tomintul and slices at him while he's recovering, with Tomintul responding with a Hyper Copter! The two go sword to sword for a bit, but Tomintul grabs Omicron and throws him toward the arena's center!
Voice: Omicron takes the landing well, only to receive another sword blow from the pursuing Tomintul! Omicron uses a quick Hyper Slash on Tomintul, who returns with a Smash attack! Omicron goes sailing, but manages to leap back just in time before he hits the edge of the arena!
Saiyaman: Tomintul follows him to the edge of the arena, apprently hoping to finish him off, but Omicron grabs him and throws him, trying to take him out! However, Tomintul isn't damaged enough to fly out of the arena and rushes back in, stabbing Omicron!
Voice: Tomintul slices low, only to have it leaped by Omicron and get a kick in the face! Omicron swings again, but Tomintul leaps over him toward the edge, but comes back up with a Hyper Copter, hitting Omicron and knocking him out of the arena!
Saiyaman: Omicron has just returned on the revival platform, ready to fight again! He transforms back into his regular form and leaps toward Tomintul, scoring a hit with his sword! He swings again, but Tomintul shields and counter-attacks!
Voice: Omicron rolls toward the edge of the arena, avoiding a slash from Tomintul, who's following Omicron! Tomintul swings again, but this time, Omicron rolls behind him and attacks with his Omicron Slash, knocking Tomintul out!
Saiyaman: Now, it's our last opponent, VGW Man, appearing on the far right platform!
Crowd: (Goes wild.)
Saiyaman: Wow, VGW sure hasn't lost his old appeal.
Voice: Say, if VGW can use every trick in the book, what's his moveset?
Saiyaman: Good question, we're about to find out. Omicron and VGW head towards each other and meet on the left mid-air platform, Omicron striking the first blow! VGW retaliates with a punch and a Cape attack!
Voice: Omicron turns around only to get smacked by a Smash attack from VGW! He gets back and retaliates with another sword swing, only to have it shielded against! However, once VGW lowers the shield, he gets hit by an Omicron Slash!
OM: 28%D1 VGW: 19%
Saiyaman: Omicron slices at VGW for a bit, but VGW throws him onto the central platform! Omicron begins charging the Torron, but VGW comes after him with a Bowser Bomb! Omicron rolls away from the attack and hits with a Smash!
Voice: Lightning hits the right mid-air platform as Omicron and VGW trade blows! VGW uses Roy's Blazer attack on Omicron, knocking him towards the electrified platform, where he gets extra damage and flops back onto the central platform!
Saiyaman: VGW waits for Omicron to get back up, but that proves to be a mistake as Omicron throws VGW, forcing him to land on the mid-air left platform! Omicron then uses his Hyper Transformation, turning into Shadowraichu!
Voice: Shadowraichu leaps up and uses the Shade Jolt on VGW, who comes back with a low kick, knocking Shadowraichu down, and begins charging a Giant Punch! Shadowraichu knocks him out of the charging with a Shade Spark!
Saiyaman: Shadowraichu takes the offensive, launching into a Smash attack and grabbing VGW! However, VGW manages to break free and attacks with the Blazer!
Voice: VGW makes a break for the rightmost platform, with Shadowraichu in pursuit! Unexpectedly, on the mid-air right platform, VGW doubles-back, running past Shadowraichu and getting on the mid-air left, buying him enough time to charge the Giant Punch!
OM: 61%D1 VGW: 65%
Saiyaman: Shadowraichu is racing back towards VGW, launching a Shadow Thunder in mid-air as he leaps over the platform! Unfortunately for him, VGW manages to shield against the move, but his shield is broken in the process!
Voice: Shadowraichu uses his Shade Jolt on VGW, who has recovered and starts punching Shadowraichu! Shadowraichu backs out of it, only to get the receiving end of that Giant Punch! He's going...going...OUT!
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...VGW MAN!
Saiyaman: Sorry about your loss, man.
Omicron: Eh, I'll be fine. At least I got to fight Tomintul like I wanted.
Saiyaman: Nice to see you're not a sore loser. Let's go to that blue screen.
(The blue screen appears again. Yeah, it's blue again.)
If you would like to be a contestant on this show, please send an e-mail to Saiyaman> with the subject “Contestant” to apply. Please include your name and some basic background information about yourself. Also, a list of B moves for the Battle section is required. You may pick the three opponents you wish to battle. They can be any SSS character you want, including dead ones. However, they can’t be all the same. Also, we have the right to place you against different opponents as we wish. Please note however, that we can’t actually make you a Superpower in any way. This is only for fun and you cannot receive nor donate any actual prizes in any way. Limit of one application per person. Extra applications from the same person will be deleted upon arrival.
Voice: Well, everyone, this is the Voice, heading home with the knowledge that I'm not going to get a raise anytime soon.
Saiyaman: Sayonara!
Omicron: Buh-bye!
(Fade out.)
