Who Wants to be a Superpower?

Voice: Welcome to "Who Wants to be a Superpower?", where we prove that time-wasting is an offical activity! Now, here's your host, the unbearable lightness of being, the Great Saiyaman!

(Ah, the good set is still as is.)

Saiyaman: What does that even mean? Welcome back, everyone!

Voice: Well, that's the title of a Russian romance movie.

Saiyaman: Really? I'd never heard of that before.

Voice: I just remember the title. I can't remember if the movie itself is any good.

Saiyaman: Maybe I can find it at the rental store. Well, that's for later as we introduce today's contestant, Cameron Winters!

(Cameron walks out and sits down.)

Saiyaman: Thanks for being on the show, Cameron.

Cameron: No problem.

Voice: Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?

Cameron: I'm a Mobian, like Sonic and Tails. I've had multiple adventures spanning across time and space.

Saiyaman: That's cool. For your prize today, we have a replica of the famous eggplant shirt from Paradox Lost! (holds it up.)

Cameron: Not bad.

Saiyaman: I think so. Now, we're going to play "Who Wants to be a Superpower?"!

(The lights dim and dramatic music plays.)

Saiyaman: It's time for Knowledge! All set?

Cameron: Yes, sir!

Voice: Who is the main character of "Star Cross'd Destiny"?

Cameron: Juno Mijunkuro.

Saiyaman: Who causes Aramie's eye injury in "Seraphic Blue"?

Cameron: A big Tod.

Voice: Which episode of Red vs Blue is the longest thus far?

Cameron: Episode 50.

Saiyaman: Where do people send unwanted cute kittens?

Cameron: Abu Dahbi?

Voice: Who's the main character of "Star Ocean: Til the End of Time"?

Cameron: Fayt Leingod.

Saiyaman: What sound does a sword make when you swing it?

Cameron: Whoosh.

TIME!!!

Saiyaman: All right, you've moved on to Creativity! Your problem this is that Christmas is only two days away and you're still not sure what to get for your family! What do you do?

Cameron: I'd probably make them something myself. I love making stuff and it has that nice touch that people always like.

Saiyaman: That's not only sweet, it passes! Head into the arena!

(Cameron heads into the arena.)

Saiyaman: The rules, having had no reason to change, are still three foes with only two lives and no items. Here's his moveset...

  • B: Shortwave Screwdriver: creates an energy distrubtion that hangs in the air for three seconds. Can charge for laser attack.
  • B+Right: Going My Way: charges with shortwave boots.
  • B+Up: Yoink: leaps using shortwave boots for boost. Can be used up to three times in a row. More than that temporarily cancels B+Up and B+Right moves.
  • B+Down: Outta Here: teleports elsewhere onto the platform and preforms a short dash into a foe.

    Saiyaman: Cameron's opponents are Geno, Ray MK II, and Young Link. His initals are CM. The arena is Final Destination. It looks like the fighters are already in the arena, so let's get started!

    ***Begin Corny Intro***

    Saiyaman: Ladies and gentlemen...

    Voice: Boys and girls...

    Saiyaman: Hedgehogs of all ages...

    Voice: SSS will never quit bringing you...

    Saiyaman: THE SILLY-DRESSED SAIYAMAN!

    Voice: THE TRANSPARENT VOICE!

    Both: YOUR SSS COMMENTATORS!

    Saiyaman: Now, for the seventy-one in attendance...

    Voice: And for the three-hundred watching world-wide...

    Saiyaman: IT'S SMASHING TIME!

    ***End Corny Intro***

    Saiyaman: Geno starts off the fight with his Geno Whirl as Cameron charges his Shortwave Screwdriver for a laser blast! Both fire their moves simutaneously and connect!

    Voice: Cameron gets up first and slams into Geno with a running attack! Geno hits with a punch, but is grabbed and thrown!

    Saiyaman: Cameron goes in for a Going My Way only to be stopped by the Geno Beam! Geno follows up with a running attack!

    Voice: Cameron whips out a Smash attack and smacks Geno! He then comes at him using his Going My Way to hit again!

    Saiyaman: Geno is back up and tries a low attack on Cameron, but Cameron hops over the attack and hits with his own mid-air attack! Cameron flings a Shortwave Screwdriver that Geno rolls away from!

    Voice: Geno leaps over the residual energy from Cameron's attack to kick at him! Cameron ducks the attack and hits with an upward Smash!

    Saiyaman: Geno attacks with his Geno Flash as Cameron rolls away from the attack! Cameron launches himself into Geno using his Outta Here attack!

    Voice: Geno and Cameron trade a few punches for a bit until Cameron breaks it up with his Shortwave Screwdriver to land a few hits, then smashes Geno!

    CM: 61% Ge: 82%

    Saiyaman: Geno grabs and punches Cameron, but Cameron breaks free and low-attacks Geno! Geno strikes with the Geno Flash!

    Voice: Cameron runs up to Geno and throws him off the edge of the arena! Geno easily makes it back by using Geno Boost for a power-up!

    Saiyaman: Cameron is waiting for him and uses a Smash attack to knock him off again! Geno attempts to make back to the platform, but he can't jump enough to make it!

    Voice: Now, Ray MK II has just entered the arena! Taking advantage of his distance, he strikes with his Wasp Stinger!

    Saiyaman: Cameron uses his Outta Here move to close that distance and strike Ray! Ray retaliates with a few punches, but gets thrown!

    Voice: Ray comes in for a running attack that Cameron dodges! Cameron Smash attacks Ray, knocking Ray to the left edge!

    Saiyaman: Ray attacks with the Shark Missile as Cameron shields! Cameron started shielding a little too soon, as the combination of the shield hold and the missiles causes it to shatter!

    Voice: Moving in, Ray attacks with his Power Jacks, releasing four jacks on Cameron just as he recovers! Cameron doesn't take that lightly by using a low Smash!

    Saiyaman: Ray tries his Kamikaze attack, but Cameron puts a quick stop to that with the Shockwave Screwdriver! He follows that one up with his upward Smash!

    Voice: Cameron continues by grabbing Ray and hitting a few times, only to have Ray break free and Smash! Cameron goes off the edge, but returns with Yoink!

    CM: 111% Ray: 51%

    Saiyaman: Ray fires another Shark Missile, but Cameron leaps over it and attacks Ray with a Meteor Smash! Ray comes back at him with his own leaping attack!

    Voice: Cameron and Ray trade punches for a bit until Ray tries his Power Jacks, causing Cameron to roll back and uses his Going My Way! Ray loses the charge, but manages to grab Cameron!

    Saiyaman: Cameron quickly breaks free of the hold and Smashes Ray! As Ray goes flying, he charges up the Shortwave Screwdrive and hits with a laser attack!

    Voice: Ray counters with hiS Wasp Stinger! While Cameron is stunned by the attack, he dashes in and uses a Smash attack for a KO!

    Saiyaman: Cameron soon returns on the revival platform and smacks Ray with a running attack! Ray quickly heads for the other end of the platform, but Cameron cuts him off with Outta Here!

    Voice: Cameron's invincibility has worn off at this point, so Ray tries a upward-Smash which is dodged! Cameron then throws Ray into the ground!

    Saiyaman: Ray tries his Kamikaze attack which Cameron stops with his Smash, knocking Ray off the edge! Ray attempts to use Kamikaze to get back, but he's too far gone to make it!

    Voice: Finally, in comes Young Link! He launches a Boomerang attack that Cameron shields against and retaliates with a Going My Way that falls short!

    Saiyaman: Young Link makes several rapid-fire stabs with his sword, but Cameron has rolled to safety! He counters with a Smash attack!

    Voice: Young Link manages to connect with a close-range Boomerang and follows up with a Fire Arrow, also hitting! Cameron grabs Young Link and throws him upward!

    Saiyaman: As Cameron leaps up, Young Link tries to downward stab him! Cameron mid-air dodges the blow, leaving them both to drop down and Cameron to low-Smash Young Link!

    Voice: Young Link pulls out a Bomb, but Cameron grabs him and punches him twice! He throws him away, but Young Link throws his Bomb as he flies and hits!

    Saiyaman: Young Link powers-up another Fire Arrow only to have Cameron leap over him! Young Link is ready with a Spin Attack and knocks Cameron down!

    Voice: Cameron pulls out a running attack, only to have Young Link grab him and throw him down! Cameron gets back up and shields against Young Link's Smash!

    Saiyaman: Cameron gets back at him with some quick punching and a Smash follow-up! Young Link is close to the right edge now and throws a Bomb!

    CM: 51%D1 yL: 62%

    Voice: Cameron uses his Outta Here to move to strike Young Link! Young Link throws him off the edge, but a simple double-jump brings Cameron back!

    Saiyaman: Young Link's feeble Smash upon his return isn't enough to knock Cameron over again, so Cameron throws Young Link off and powers up a Shortwave Screwdriver!

    Voice: As Young Link hops back, Cameron fires his attack and knocks Young Link back some more! Young Link is left with his Spin Attack which fails to give the needed distance to make it!

    THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...CAMERON!

    Cameron: All right! That was fantastic!

    Saiyaman: It usually is. Let's go the blue screen.

    (The blue screen re-appears.)

    If you would like to be a contestant on this show, please send an e-mail to Saiyaman with the subject “Contestant” to apply. Please include your name and some basic background information about yourself. Also, a list of B moves for the Battle section is required. You may pick the three opponents you wish to battle. They can be any SSS character you want, including dead ones. However, they can’t be all the same. Also, we have the right to place you against different opponents as we wish. Please note however, that we can’t actually make you a Superpower in any way. This is only for fun and you cannot receive nor donate any actual prizes in any way. Limit of one application per person. Extra applications from the same person will be deleted upon arrival.

    Voice: Well, everyone, this is the Voice, off to see about getting some Chinese food.

    Saiyaman: Chinese? Can I get some too, please?

    Cameron: See ya, everyone!

    (Fade out.)