Saiyaman: Darksol's initals are DS. Since his three foes are Blue Yoshi, Kirbetty and Yoshelly, all of whom are dead, the arena is Graveyard Romp. Now, Darksol is already there as Blue Yoshi rises up from the grave, so let's go!
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Saiyaman: IT'S SMASHING TIME!
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Saiyaman: Lightning immediately strikes the middle platform as the two contestants head towards each other! They stop on the mid-air platforms and Blue Yoshi uses Egg Throw!
Voice: Darksol shields against the blow and comes at Blue Yoshi with a leaping kick! Blue Yoshi rolls back and kicks at Darksol, scoring two hits!
Saiyaman: Darksol counter-attacks with several punches and a Smash! Blue Yoshi smacks the tombstone and uses Egg Roll towards Darksol, who leaps over it!
Voice: The Egg Roll causes Blue Yoshi to fall onto the central platform, which is no longer electrified from the lightning. Darksol follows after him and smacks with an aireal attack!
Saiyaman: Blue Yoshi manages to get Darksol with Eggify and kicks the egg some, but Darksol breaks free and attacks with Demon Breath, scoring a hit!
Voice: Darsol attacks with an upward Smash with Blue Yoshi coming down on him with the Ground Pound! Darksol shields against that blow and uses another Smash!
Saiyaman: Blue Yoshi falls off, but leaps to the leftmost platform and throws an egg! It misses completely as Darksol takes the overhead route to Blue Yoshi!
Voice: Blue Yoshi hits with a leaping attack as Darksol drops down, but he attacks with a low kick! Blue Yoshi avoids going over the left edge and hits with an Egg Roll!
DS: 46% BY: 81%
Saiyaman: Darksol manages to avoid another hit with Egg Roll while Blue Yoshi stops before rolling himself into oblivion! Darksol gives him the final push with a Smash attack, causing a KO on the left edge!
Voice: Next up is Kirbetty, who dashes towards Darksol! Darksol meets her on the upper-left platform, which is struck by lightning and blows them to the right!
Saiyaman: As they fly, Kirbetty inhales Darksol, acquiring the Desoul move! She uses it instantly when she lands, summoning the Lord of Death, but fortunately for Darksol, the move isn't instant kill, only causing serious damage!
Voice: To counter, Darksol uses Desoul himself, not causing an instant kill, either! Darksol then uses his replacement move, Dark Sword Stab, on Kirbetty!
Saiyaman: Now that Kirbetty has lost her move from the usage limit, she attacks with a Hammer on Darksol, knocking him to the middle platform! She follows and uses Stone, but gets dodged!
Voice: While Kirbetty is still a stone, Darksol throws her into the tombstone! Kirbetty returns to normal and trades a few punches with Darksol!
DS: 109% Kg: 52%
Saiyaman: Kirbetty mixes it up with a Final Cutter, catching Darksol off-guard and hitting! Darksol nearly falls off, but catches the edge and attacks as he gets up!
Voice: Kirbetty throws Darksol into the tombstone, but Darksol leaps backwards onto the mid-air right platform! Kirbetty follows with Final Cutter, which is dodged!
Saiyaman: Darksol attacks with a Demon Breath/Dark Sword Stab combo, then throws Kirbetty! Kirbetty heads for the rightmost ledge with Darksol in pursuit!
Voice: As Darksol lands, Kirbetty regains her senses and throws him to the right! It's a K-...wait, he just used Returnage to reappear on the central platform!
Saiyaman: Kirbetty rushes out to meet him, but he's prepared for her with an upward Smash! Kirbetty comes down on him with Stone!
Voice: Darksol grabs Kirbetty and smacks her a few times before throwing her to the right, above the tombstone! As Kirbetty floats up, he leaps out knocks her down, causing a KO!
Saiyaman: Darksol manages to leap to safety on the rightmost platform, which is where Yoshelly is appearing! She gets him with a Smash attack, knocking him to the left!
Voice: Darksol smacks off the tombstone, but manages to jump on top of it as Yoshelly uses Egg Throw! Darksol avoids the egg and both arrive onto the mid-air right platform!
Saiyaman: Yoshelly uses a low Smash, but Darksol leaps over it and tries a mid-air attack! Yoshelly uses his air time to use an upward Smash, causing a KO off the arena top!
Voice: Darksol returns to the center of the arena! With a fresh health meter, he takes 20% damage to summon the Dark Dragon, which flies around breathing fire!
Saiyaman: Thanks to the time-honored tactic of running wildly, Yoshelly is able to avoid some damage from the Dark Dragon, but Darksol slips in and attacks with fire from his Elemental Sword Stab!
Voice: The Dark Dragon goes away as Yoshelly tries to Eggify Darksol, who leaps over her and attacks with a Dark Sword Stab! Yoshelly turns around and kicks Darksol several times!
DS: 29%D1 Yg: 53%
Saiyaman; Darksol counter-attacks Yoshelly with the thunder Element Sword Stab! Yoshelly slips by him and hits with the Egg Roll!
Voice: Lightning hits the central platform, which is where Yoshelly falls from the Egg Roll! She takes damage before leaping to the mid-air left platform, where Darksol hits with Demon Breath!
Saiyaman: Darksol leaps over the mid-air left platform, dodging an Egg Throw from Yoshelly! Yoshelly grabs him as he lands, but he breaks free and throws her downward!
Voice: Yoshelly recovers from the rebound and uses a Smash attack that Darksol shields against! He then Smashes her over the tombstone to the left edge!
Saiyaman: Yoshelly recovers on the left edge as Darksol arrives, hitting with an upward Smash! Darksol hits her on his way down with the Elemental Sword Stab of fire!
Voice: Darksol grabs Yoshelly, smacks her three times and throws her to the left! This close, it's a KO!
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...DARKSOL!
Darksol: All right! That was great fun!
Saiyaman: Good to hear. Let's go the blue screen.
(The blue screen reappears.)
If you would like to be a contestant on this show, please send an e-mail to Saiyaman with the subject “Contestant” to apply. Please include your name and some basic background information about yourself. Also, a list of B moves for the Battle section is required. You may pick the three opponents you wish to battle. They can be any SSS character you want, including dead ones. However, they can’t be all the same. Also, we have the right to place you against different opponents as we wish. Please note however, that we can’t actually make you a Superpower in any way. This is only for fun and you cannot receive nor donate any actual prizes in any way. Limit of one application per person. Extra applications from the same person will be deleted upon arrival.
Voice: Okay, everyone, this is the Voice, wishing you all a good night!
Saiyaman: So long!
Darksol: Bye bye!
(Fade out.)
