Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi's initals are DY and his opponents are Bowser, Geno and Mewtwo. The arena choice is Final Destination. It looks like Dark Yoshi and Bowser are in the arena, so let's get going!
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Saiyaman: IT'S SMASHING TIME!
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Saiyaman: Bowser starts things off strong by flinging himself forward with a Bowser Bomb, only to miss as Dark Yoshi hops backwards! Dark Yoshi then counters with a running attack!
Voice: Bowser slashes Dark Yoshi with the Koopa Klaw, but Dark Yoshi hits on his way down with a DL Striker! He follows that up with an upward Smash!
Saiyaman: Bowser lands a little ways away as Dark Yoshi attacks with another running attack, only to have it shielded! Bowser uses this time to hit him with Fire Breath!
Voice: Dark Yoshi rolls past Bowser and grabs him, smacking twice before Bowser escapes! Bowser tries another Koopa Klaw, but Dark Yoshi shields and counters with a low Smash!
Saiyaman: Bowser actually begans to head towards the arena edge with Dark Yoshi in pursuit, only to whip around and use a Smash attack! Dark Yoshi flies back, but lands and begins to charge his Dark Blast!
Voice: Bowser uses a running attack and interrupts the charging, but Dark Yoshi uses this time to punch Bowser a few times! He then grabs and throws Bowser downward!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi then attacks with his Chaos Missile, striking Bowser! However, Bowser slashes him twice before he can dodge the blows!
DY: 39% Bw: 65%
Voice: Bowser gets in a Bowser Bomb on Dark Yoshi, who counters with a mid-air attack! Dark Yoshi then hits with his DL Striker!
Saiyaman: Bowser tries a Whirling Fortress attack that Dark Yoshi dodges! Dark Yoshi then uses an upward Smash on Bowser!
Voice: Bowser lands a short distance from Dark Yoshi, who runs in and hits with a running attack! Bowser is back on his feet, but another Bowser Bomb keeps Dark Yoshi from attacking!
Saiyaman: Bowser slashes Dark Yoshi with his Koopa Claw, knocking him upward and follows up with a Whirling Fortress! However, Dark Yoshi mid-air dodges it and strikes with DL Striker!
Voice: Dark Yoshi grabs Bowser and throws him to the right! Bowser lands on his feet as Dark Yoshi runs towards him and hits with a quick Fire Breath!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi leaps out of the attack and hits with an aieral attack, then throws Bowser off the arena edge and begins to charge up a Dark Blast!
Voice: Bowser pulls himself back and swings his claws at Dark Yoshi, who rolls back and Smashes him! The attack is enough to throw Bowser out of bounds for a KO!
Saiyaman: Geno now enters the arena, starting off right away with a Geno Whirl! Dark Yoshi prevents it from going off with the Chaos Missile!
Voice: The two combatants trade punches for a bit until Dark Yoshi leaps back and finishes charging the Dark Blast, just before Geno hits with a running attack!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi throws Geno into the ground and hits again with a low Smash! Geno is up in the air, but hits with an aireal attack!
DY: 102% G: 34%
Voice: Dark Yoshi attempts a DL Strikes that Geno shields against! Geno grabs Dark Yoshi, but Dark Yoshi breaks free and throws him instead!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi gets in a running attack as Geno lands, to which Geno counters with a Geno Blast! Dark Yoshi flies back, but he manages to fire the Dark Blast before he lands!
Voice: Geno dodges the Dark Blast and starts another Geno Whirl that Dark Yoshi avoids! Dark Yoshi strikes with his Chaos Missile while Geno is recovering!
Saiyaman: Geno uses his Smash to blow Dark Yoshi to the left, over the edge! He then pumps himself up using the Geno Boost!
Voice: Dark Yoshi grabs the edge and pulls himself as Geno closes in to use his enhanced Geno Beam! Dark Yoshi shields himself from the attack!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi holds the shield too long and it breaks! While he's stunned, Geno Smashes him and gets in a KO!
Voice: Dark Yoshi returns via platform and slams into Geno with the Chaos Missile! Geno, forgetting about the temporary invincibility, futiley punches Dark Yoshi, who hits with DL Striker!
Saiyaman: Geno goes over the edge, giving Dark Yoshi time to power up the Dark Blast! Geno just manages to get back and his attack climbing up forces Dark Yoshi back!
DY: 0%D1 G: 112%
Voice: Dark Yoshi uses the Dark Blast at point-blank range at Geno, knocking him out of the arena for a KO! Mewtwo now enters and attempts, but fails, to Disable Dark Yoshi, since he's still facing the other way!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi turns around and sees Mewtwo, then throws him to the right! Mewtwo lands on his feet and begins to charge the Shadow Ball!
Voice: Dark Yoshi also begins to charge the Dark Blast, but Mewtwo fires the Shadow Ball before it fully charges! Dark Yoshi saves his charge and shields against the attack!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi runs toward Mewtwo to attack, only to be flipped by Confusion! Dark Yoshi quickly recovers and uses a quick Smash attack on Mewtwo!
Voice: Mewtwo quickly makes up the distance he's pushed back and strikes with a running attack! He then follows that up with a low Smash!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi strikes back with Chaos Missile, then an aireal attack! Mewtwo retaliates with his Confusion!
Voice: Mewtwo grabs Dark Yoshi, but he breaks free and throws him! Mewtwo lands on his feet and starts to charge up a Shadow Ball!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi comes in for a running attack that Mewtwo shields against! Mewtwo throws Dark Yoshi upward and follows up with an upward Smash!
Voice: Dark Yoshi lands with a DL Striker, knocking Mewtwo away! Dark Yoshi lands and finishes charging the Dark Blast while Mewtwo comes in for a running attack!
Saiyaman: Mewtwo's running attack is dodged, allowing Dark Yoshi to get in a low Smash! Mewtwo lands and Disables Dark Yoshi, then Smashes him!
DY: 67%D1 Mtw: 72%
Voice: Dark Yoshi uses his proximity to Mewtwo to strike with Dark Blast, knocking him towards the left side of the arena! Mewtwo manages to double-jump back onto the arena as Dark Yoshi heads towards him!
Saiyaman: Mewtwo manages to finish charging his Shadow Ball and hurls it just as he touches ground! The recoil causes him to fall off, but it strikes Dark Yoshi before he can dodge!
Voice: Dark Yoshi recomposes himself as Mewtwo Teleports back onto the field! Mewtwo starts heading towards Dark Yoshi, who leaps over him while hitting with an aireal attack!
Saiyaman: Dark Yoshi turns and throws Mewtwo to the left, off the edge! Mewtwo makes his double-jump to return, but Dark Yoshi leaps out and smacks him again!
Voice: Mewtwo and Dark Yoshi both try to return to the platform, but Mewtwo's Teleport doesn't have enough reach after being knocked back! He goes out while Dark Yoshi safely uses Chaos Control to grab the ledge!
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...DARK YOSHI!
Dark Yoshi: Yeah! I feel great! That was so fun!
Saiyaman: Always good to hear. Let's go to the blue screen.
(The blue screen appears again.)
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Voice: Well, everyone, this is the Voice, hoping to see all again next time!
Saiyaman: Take care!
Dark Yoshi: Later!
(Fade out.)
