Digi: Hey everybody! Digi here from the SSQ and today for a little
while I'll get away from my Quester self and move into a commentating self. With
me are some popular Digidestined's from the third season, Takato
Matsuki and Rika Nonaka.
Rika: Thank you Digi. What a match we have today, a classic
Nintendo and Sega match, with a couple...twists. The honors
Takato?
Takato: Well, here
Mario and Sonic are against
Luigi and Tails
in a 7:30 Coin match.
Rika: Here's how Coin matches go. You earn coins for how
hard you hit you opponent and you lose half your coins when you die, rounded up
if on the half. It'll last for 7 and a half minutes, and the winning team's the
one who has the most combined coins at the end. Also, the arena will change at the
halfway point (3:45)
Takato: The items for this match
are everything except healing items so anything could be possible. Also,
Tails never mentioned any of his
attacks, though he did mention he'd be in his Cyclone from SA2 for this match.
Digi: The arena today is the Brinstar Depths. So for everyone in the stands and
reading at home, WHO LET THE FIGHTERS OUT? WE DID! (Copyright Digi 2003)
Rika: The arena starts in it's usual position as
Sonic gets a quick Spin Dash on Luigi.
Those hedgehog spikes have gotta hurt!
Takato: However,
Tails isn't taking it too lightly.
He hovers over a Jump Punch of Mario's and--OOH! He squashes
him big time! Major coinage!
Digi: Coins spew all over the arena as everyone tries to get as much as they can
for their team as Luigi flames his brother. Seems like
everyone's ganging up on the red plumber!
Coins:
M: 7 S: 14
Lu: 13 T: 20
Mascots: 21 Sidekicks: 33
Damage:
M: 34% S: 0%
Lu: 12% T: 19%
Time: 6:57
Digi: Now it seems like Tails
is going for as Robotnik once called, "the blue one". He locks on...shoots...and
Sonic's speed is too slow for the homing power! Di-rect
hit!
Rika: And Sonic jumps and he
homes back on his usual friend, and WHOA! It appears that
Tails is barely hanging on to his Cyclone! It looks
very dented that's for sure.
Takato: Sonic's
speed is coming to his advantage as he blurs towards the first items of the match,
a Pokeball and a Green Shell. He quickly nabs the Pokeball as he homes the Shell
at Luigi.
Rika: Luigi avoids the shell
by jumping away as the arena tilts to Sonic's advantage.
Luigi might be in a bit of trouble as
Sonic tosses the Pokeball.
Digi: And boy did Sonic get a good catch! It's Raikou
and what a position he is! Right in the path of
Tails and Luigi!Coins
go everywhere again!
Coins:
M: 22 S: 16
Lu: 43 T: 34
Mascots: 39 Sidekicks: 77
Damage:
M: 72: S: 14%
Lu: 43% T: 45%
Time: 6:10
Takato: Sonic
goes towards Raikou as he collects about 10 more bronze coins and either 2 or 3
silver coins.
Digi: And it looks like Cyclone has left Tails'
grasp after the Pokemon attack and Tails
is on his own without the Cyclone. However, his Propeller Flying could spare him
when he's falling towards a chasm.
Takato: And speaking of chasms,
it looks like that's where Luigi's heading after the
attack! Will the Jump Punch work with the tilt? Oh! Off by millimeters! And
Luigi goes PLUUUUUUUUUUUUMENTING!
Rika: I've never seen a worse defeat then when Jeri got
caught by the D-Reaper! He loses half his coins and what a time as it looks like
a Parasol just plummeted to the ground where Sonic is!
Digi: It looks like Mario lets Sonic
have him take the umbrella as Luigi arrives back above
the platform. The Green Machine is back in contention as it looks like he's...
Takato: Yeah! He's pulling out
the Poltergust! He's going for revenge on Sonic! He's
sucking Sonic up Kirby-style!
Kirby (from audience): HEY!
Digi: ....... (to Rika) Can I have your digivice for a
moment?
Rika: Yeah. (gives Digi her Digivice)
Digi: (blasts Kirby w/Digivice ray) Better. (getting on topic again) And it looks
like we've just hit the 1/3 mark; two and a half minutes done, five left. Here's
the standings!
Coins:
M: 46 S: 34
Lu: 31 T: 50
Mascots: 80 Sidekicks: 81
Damage:
M: 71% S: 39%
Lu: 3% T: 65%
Time: 4:58
Digi: BTW, Tails loses the Cyclone whenever his damage
is over 60%. If it ever goes below 60% via recovery item, he gets it back. So as
you can see he doesn't have it now. However, he Spin Dashes Mario
and attacks him from below in the air by his propeller Tails!
The damage is quickly adding up for Mario but still gets
coins from the combo.
Rika: And Tails barely gets any
from the attack as the mascots take the lead in this fight!
Takato: A Capsule appears as
Mario quickly escapes the fox's moves and he tosses it.
Ah! It's our version of a Pokeball, a Digiegg! Sonic continues
to be attacked in the Poltergust. He finally gets out, but not before receiving
a buncha damage from the vacuumed Boos in there.
Rika: Heh, Season 2 was how long ago and yet we're not
neglecting their customs!
Digi: Yep. (to self) Boy will Takato
be surprised when he sees this one. (snickers)
Takato: Let's review the stats!
Coins:
M: 65 S: 34
Lu: 53 T: 50
Mascots: 99 Sidekicks: 103
Damage:
M: 80% S: 68%
Lu: 5% T: 65%
Time: 4:02
Takato: We are getting dangerously
close to the halfway point as Tails heads for the Digiegg.
Rika: Mario is voraciously attacking
his brother and Sonic with bunches of punches (no rhyme
intended) as the halfway bell tolls. All fighters (and Tails'
Digiegg) are warped to Yoshi's Story!
Tails: (after the teleportation) Whew. Safe with me, Digiegg.
Lemme use you (releses the egg) for now.
(out of the Digiegg comes...)
Rika: (gasps)
Takato: No way!! Is it...
(...no other than Guilmon.)
Guilmon: Takato!
Heh...do you have any bread?
Takato: (faceplants into floor)
No.
Guilmon: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO GUILMON
BREAD!!! WAHAAAAA!!!
Rika: (rolls eyes) The heck???
Guilmon: No Guilmon bread,
no Pyrosphere on Sonicmon!
Sonic: (bounds back as if he were hit by a Badnik) WHAT
DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?!?!
Tails: NOOOOOOOOO! THERE GOES MY DIGIEGGGGG--OW!
Rika: And Tails just got pummeled
by Mario's hammer that came down while the
Guilmon and it seems like a minute was just wasted
off it! He goes for Luigi as well!
Digi: Luigi got a good pummeling as well but wasn't KO'd!
Sonic also runs through nabbing the coins
Mario missed!
(from here on out only coins and time remaining will be tallied)
Coins:
M: 92 S: 53
Lu: 27 T: 27
Mascots: 145 Sidekicks: 54
Time: 2:36
Digi: Only about a third of this match left and the mascot team has a sizeable lead
on the sidekicks but have fairly high damage. Tails comes
back to the arena, Cyclone at control.
Rika: Tails is charging for something
big; I think it's the Final Beam! I heard he can get that in SA2 by getting 60 rings
but here he can just apparently charge it. However, he stands still during the 5
seconds the laser is appeared and vulnerable from behind.
Takato: Sonic
looks to Spin Dash Tails but will the two-tailed fox want
to give up a powerful charge to avoid Sonic's move?
Digi: The answer is "Yes". Tails hovers over
Sonic and goes to Mario like
he did at the Depths! He stomps and squashes! More coins come out as
Tails goes for some of them and Mario
is launched high into the sky! Luigi then takes advantage
of Sonic's spin-by by charging--and launching a Green
Missile! Sonic got HURT!
Rika: Mario barely misses being
turned into a star but takes damage in the upper barrier. Tails
takes the time to charge...but sees a Beam Sword! He runs toward it and the Cyclone
grabs it with an arm he specially made for this match! He starts slashing
Sonic like crazy!
Coins:
M: 97 S: 57
Lu: 49 T: 51
Mascots: 154 Sidekicks: 100
Time: 1:35
Digi: The Sidekicks are closing the gap and the Mascots are in danger of losing
half of their coins!
Takato: Perfect timing Digi as
Sonic gets thrown toward the blast line and the hedgehog
is no longer superSonic! He loses half his coins as
Mario is barely holding on as well.
Rika: Just over a minute left and Mario
is retailating hard on Luigi! A shower of Mushroom Kingdom
and Super Smash Coins flood the arena? Which are which? Mario
takes no chances grabbing every one he can! This match is almost too close to call!
Coins:
M: 113 S: 28
Lu: 72 T: 60
Mascots: 141 Sidekicks: 132
Time: 52sec
Takato: The Sidekicks have closed
the gap to nine! Mario isn't giving up; he's trying his
best. He is reeling like crazy.
Rika: And it's down to less than 40 seconds!
Mario is taking the hits from both Tails
and Luigi! Sonic is using his
speed however to try and take some of the attacks for him!
Digi: The final items, appear...TWO BOB-OMBS! LOOK OUT!
Takato: Tails
notices this and tosses one of them off the arena. Luigi
is ready to toss the other!
Rika: Sonic is attacking
Tails hard and Luigi wants
Mario out! He blasts him with five seconds left and he
goes outtttttttttttttttta there! However, Tails is losing
ground on Sonic as he rapidly hits him; Cyclone lost at
the end!
All 3: That's the fight!
Final Coin Totals:
M: 57 S: 51
Lu: 84 T: 68
Mascots: 108 Sidekicks: 152
This game's winner's are...LUIGI AND
TAILS!
--Post--
(Tails meets Mario and
Sonic shortly after the fight)
Tails: Hey guys. You guys played a good fight! I know you're
sad cause you lost, but I gotta hand it to you Mario. It
seemed like you weren't gonna die at the end but that bomb came at you like BAM!
Mario: Yeah-a. I had-a-just-a lost-a match to-a
Luigi be-a-fre and I would-a-ve wanted-a revenge but-a-hey
you-a played-a-good-a fight Tails!
Sonic: I thought my speed was gonna help. It did but he
died right when I thought we had it. Good match Tails.
Tell Luigi we said congrats.
(back at the SSS' HQ)
Takato:..and tell whoever made
Guilmon appear like that what he deserves! Okay?
(with Digi and Rika)
Digi: Hey Rika, you did a good job commentating today,
thanx for coming with me today!
Rika: You're welc--uh, Digi?
Digi: Yeah?
Bob-Omb: (sound from Mario Party game) BOOM! (Translation: From
Takato for the
Guilmon thing)
Digi: (blink blink) Uh... I don't wanna know what he said...
Rika: Digi, can I give you a hint?
Digi: Yeah?
Rika: "Guilmon".
Digi: THAT TAKATO!!! (scoffs and stomps away)
Swordblade: (in a dark corner) ...