Match Title: "The Fire Fighters"
Question: Which fighter with fire-based attacks will burn up the rest of the field at Brinstar?
Fighters for Brinstar: Bowser vs. Roy vs. Capt. Falcon vs. Samus
(Digi is standing in a booth with Fox, Mewtwo and a Charmander.)
Digi: Is it me, or is it getting hot around here?
Fox: It's getting hot because we are about to bring you a Stadium match here at Brinstar!
Digi: Then what's with Mewtwo? He's psychic, not fire!
Mewtwo: I am going to be Charmander's translator. Unless it's my line, all translations will be in Charmander's lines in parentheses. Besides, I might as well commentate if I'm here.
Fox: Fair enough! So...how did we start this in the first place?
Digi: Simple enough. GG's hiring a fan to become an SP if he or she gives him a good match. I decided to center mine around a fire fight with fighters having attacks primarily based on fire and/or explosives, and voila! Here we are.
Charmander: Char char! Man, charmander char? (Okay then! So, what are our rules?)
Fox: We'll send that down to Navi, our ref/post-match interviewer.
Navi: Thanks, Fox! This is a 3-minute Coin Match--Digi's favorite--here with all fire/explosion items on medium. They are: Warpstar, Ray Gun, Super Scope, Fire Flower, Bob-Omb, and Motion Sensor Bomb (MSB). You guys ready?
Mewtwo: Yeah, I guess.
Navi: Fighters, ready?
All fighters: Yes, Navi.
Navi: Take the intros, please.
Digi: Alrighty. The amazing Mastertool Corporation--whoops, wrong introduction--ahem. The Smash Stadium is about to being to you a Digifanatic fight here at Brinstar...
Fox: With Fox McCloud...
Mewtwo: Mewtwo...
Charmander: Char Charmander! (And Charmander!)
Digi: So with everyone reading or in the stands... who let the fighters out?
Digi, Fox and Mewtwo: We did!
Navi: 3...2...1...HIT IT!
Fox: Okay, Roy gets a quick first strick on Falcon while Samus gives Bowser a hard little smash.
Digi: And Bowser retaliates with a Whirling Fortress, grabbing coins as well.
Charmander: Char char mand ma char charmand! (There's a huge fray developing at the top as Bowser is ganged up on!)
Digi: It looks to be Roy and Falcon doing that job...now Falcon and Bowser--
Mewtwo: And Bowser Whirls 'em all!
Fox: Gotta whirl 'em all! There's coins all over the place.
Mewtwo: Don't get started.
STATS:
Digi: Lots of huge attacks are being used as Samus Screw Attacks Falcon--don't start the jokes, people...and Roy slashes Falcon immediately after!
Fox: Falcon gives a nice punch to Bowser.
Charmander: Char char MANDER! CHAR MANDER CHARMAN? CHAAAAAAR! (Bowser's sent HIGH! WILL HE SURVIVE? YEEEEEEEEES!)
Fox: Meanwhile, Samus is charging up her shot.
Mewtwo: Roy came close to being killed and losing half his coins, and he does an Up-B to Bowser!
Bowser: STOP PICKING ON ME!
Falcon: You're the biggest guy in town!
Fox: Meanwhile, Samus gets sent to the left, but she doesn't die either.
STATS:
Fox: Roy gets sent up, but he ain't dead yet.
Digi: Here come some big ones--oh! Everyone has not died once except Bowser.
Mewtwo: You can bet what's gonna happen next!
Charmander: Char! Mander charmander char! (Yup! They're ganging up!)
Digi: He's going deep right! Up against the wall...GONE! With half his ching removed!
Fox: Meanwhile, Samus is charging but she gets hit...looks like from Falcon.
Mewtwo: Ever since those two broke up...wait, did they?
Digi: I think so! Hang on, Bowser grabbed some coins back! But Roy is there to stab him not once, but twice!
Fox: Twice is nice, as Roy is hit back by a huge smash from Bowser. Roy's damage is getting there!
Charmander: Char arman char char? (Where's the items?)
Digi: I think they were all Bob-Ombs that got blown up sometime earlier.
Mewtwo: Roy gets sent to the left...not dead. Bowser is going for the Fortress...
Charmander: Char mander char man! (But is down-smashed by Falcon!)
Fox: Now Bowser goes for the Bomb move and is side-smashed by Samus who in turn is hit by Falcon!
Digi: Roy is hit by Samus with a whirl kick but gets an opportunity to stab Bowser as we are halfway home!
HALFTIME STATS:
Digi: Now Bowser hits Falcon but sent over by Roy...
Fox: And Roy is KO'D! He's just not having a good day.
Charmander: Mander char char! (But Bowser's KO'd!)
Fox: Now Samus is KO'd! I knew it was gonna happen soon!
Digi: Of course...now everyone is ganging up at Falcon nears the 200% mark. Too bad we have no recov items.
Mewtwo: There is a Bob-Omb however...and it hits Falcon! The Captain goes bye-bye!
Charmander: Der char mander, char man char der, mander char char mand! (Falcon comes back, finds a Warpstar, and hits Roy and Bowser!)
Fox: Now I see items! Samus somehows just SD's herself with 40 seconds left and Bowser's KO'd again...perhaps by Roy?
Digi: Can't tell...and KABOOM! There's an exploooooooooosion right there at the top! Only 30 seconds remain! Bowser was immune to it, by the way.
STATS:
Mewtwo: Roy's taken the lead as he hits Bowser...but can he keep it?
Fox: No, for Bowser comes back and tosses him off stage right!
Digi: I think that was his last opportunity...Samus knocks Falcon around with a small charged shot.
Charmander: Charmander char char mander char! (Falcon gets another Warpstar!)
Fox: Kirby's gonna be mad at him tonight as he hits Roy again! This is the crunch now...can Falcon survive with his damage?
Mewtwo: Maybe, but he can only if Bowser's KO'd--he gives him a Raptor Boost but time has run out!
Digi, Fox, and Mewtwo: THAT'S THE FIGHT!
Digi: Here comes the results...
Navi: This game's winner is...BOWSER!
FINAL STANDINGS:
Fox: That was closer than I thought. Navi, let's get some fighter's reactions, shall we?
Navi: No problemo. Bowser, a win for you is certainly making you one to watch, am I right?
Bowser: OH BABY, DO I FEEL GOOD! Now that I've set this place on fire--pun intended--to Shame-us, Toy and Admiral Eagle, bring on the big boys...
Navi: Sounds like one confident Koopa. Congrats.
Bowser: Oh yeah, DRINKS ARE ON ME!
Digi: ...as if we didn't know that already. I see Samus is there.
Navi: Samus, all you needed was have Bowser taken down. Any problems you encountered?
Samus: Ah, the usual. I wish Digi didn't Falcon in this match...he's been getting really annoying lately.
Falcon: What do you mean annoying?
Samus: Well, you never stop getting into my face after everything...
Falcon: Don't pressure me...I have a race next week at Green Plant!
Samus: Fine.
Navi: I don't wanna get into this. Digi, please handle some reaction questions.
Digi: Can do.
Fox: What the...?
Mewtwo: The way you nearly screwed up our intro, I'd say "yes".
Digi: It's okay. It happens all the time. So, on behalf of the Smash Stadium...
Fox: This is Fox McCloud...
Digi: Digifanatic...
Mewtwo: The great Mewtwo...
Charmander: Char charmander...(and Charmander)
Digi: Signing out again!
(Editor's note: Wait, you can't sign out again if this is only your first match! That's not even possible!)