(Fawful is at the bottom of the Super Smash Stadium, tossing a grappling hook onto its roof near GG's office.)
Fawful: I must be obtaining the Triforce with Power! Cackletta is demanding of it! (begins climbing the rope)
Rita: (looks out the window) Hey, who left this open?
(Rita slams the window on Fawful's hands)
Fawful: AHH!!! THE PAIN IS PAINFUL!!! (tugs his hands free of the window) Ahh... (he then realizes that nothing is holding him up) FINKRATS!!! (He falls onto a Sammer Guy)
Sammer Guy: Ugh...
Fawful: I shall be needing of re-enforcements like a sandwich is needing of bread!
Sammer Guy: Who is to dare to be landing on Mustard of Doom!
Fawful: I shall be the mustard of YOUR doom! I AM FAWFUL! I HAVE FURY! (begins beating up the Sammer Guy)
***
(Roy is training his sword fighting skill in the Stadium Gym. A blue-haired woman about Roy's age watched on with Marth, and speaking in Japanese. A Cardboard box is also in the room)
Marth: {He has been like this since his lost in the King of the Stadium. I thought that you might be able to snap him out of it, Lilina. I mean you are his girlfriend...}
Lilina: Roy...
Roy: Lilina...
Lilina: {Please, don't overexert yourselves}
Roy: {If only I was stronger, your father wouldn't have died}
(A older red-haired man and a beautiful green-haired women entered the Gym)
Roy: {Father!}
Eliwood: {Boy, Lilina's father was a great warrior. I know, I fought with Lord Hector. His death was tragic, but there was nothing you could do to save him.}
Marth: {I know how loss can be... I lost my sister in battle... That's why I wear her tiara...}
Roy: {I must be stronger!}
Eliwood: (Sighs) {Suit yourself, boy. Lyn and I are going to take a tour of this town.}
Lyn: {I heard it's a great town.}
(Samus walks into the Gym wearing her Zero Suit)
Samus: Hello, Marth and Roy.
Marth: Hello, miss...
Samus: Samus.
Marth: (gets a good look over Samus) Samus?!
Samus: Don't even think it, buster!
Roy: {Geeze, she is such a bi--} (Eliwood hits Roy over the head with his cane)
Eliwood: Boy, speak their language!
Samus: Who is this?
Roy: My father, Eliwood.
Samus: I heard you were a great warrior.
Eliwood: Still am! (Lyn grabs his arm)
Lyn: We should get going.
(Eliwood and Lyn leave)
Lilina: {Let's go, Roy} (Lilina grabs Roy by the arm and tugs him away)
Roy: {Hey, I still got to-} (Roy is dragged away by Lilina)
Marth: (smiles)
***
(In a fine restaurant, Link is having a romantic meal with Malon, complete with spagetti. Lilina and Roy are also there, talking to each other in Japanese)
Malon: (kisses Link) Oh, Link... This is a wonderful meal.
Link: Well, I know how to treat a lady. Been coming to this place since I was 10 years old.
(As if on cue, Young Link enters with Young Zelda)
Young Link: This is a neat place I found, Zelda!
Young Zelda: Oh, Link... You can be nice when you want to be.
Young Link: Thanks, I wouldn't want to be a cad... whatever that is!
(Malon looks angerly at Young Link and Young Zelda and dumps the spagetti on Link's head)
Malon: Hmmph!
Link: (blinks) What did I do?!
Lilina: {What's with them?}
Roy: {Dunno... Don't care}
***
MATCH #118
Samus vs. Falco
Game Guru: Hello, and welcome to Super Smash Stadium. I'll be your commentator, the Game Guru. Helping me commentate is Krystal of Team Starfox.
Krystal: It's nice to be here, GG.
GG: This is of course a match for the Triforce Tournament, so let's get it on the way.
Krystal: No items, three lives, and at Hyrule Temple!
GG: 3! 2! 1! GO!
(A Sammer Guy enters, looking battle-damaged)
Krystal: What is this!
GG: This is a Sammer Guy... (turns to the Sammer Guy) What happened?
Sammer Guy: I have lost my fury to a beanish creature who is calling himself Fawful!
GG: Fawful... You may rest, Mustard of Doom.
Sammer Guy: I am being thankful, Guru with Games.
GG: See, there is a dozen Sammer Guys guarding the Triforce of Power.
Krystal: Do they all have names like Mustard of Doom?
GG: Let's see... We have Mustard of Doom, End Boss, Quizmo Question That Has No Answer, Shoe of Kuribo, Guy Who Fry, Grand Master Kickface, Thousand-Year Roar, Bullet Ill, The Negative One, Block of Pow, Over the Flagpole and Furious Fang of Goomb... So yes.
Krystal: Shouldn't we be commentating the match?
GG: Oh, right! Samus attempts to drop a bomb on Falco.
Krystal: But Falco dodges it.
GG: Samus uses a Screw Attack!
Krystal: Falco is on the defensive!
GG: Lots of jumping to dodge for Falco!
Krystal: But he didn't dodge that one!
GG: Samus really IS having her way with Falco.
Please donate your used hearts to Organization XIII. | Samus |
Falco |
54% |
114% |
Lives: 3 |
Lives: 3 |
Krystal: And Falco sent her away with a kick!
GG: But Samus smashes Falco back!
Krystal: Samus corners Falco!
GG: Falco is getting hit into the air!
Krystal: Oh no, Falco!
GG: Falco is KOed!
Card games are more popular than SSB - Seto Kaiba | Samus |
Falco |
74% |
0% |
Lives: 3 |
Lives: 2 |
Krystal: Samus is charging her Charge Shot for Falco's return!
GG: Samus hasn't even broken a sweat! She even taunts after charging it up.
Krystal: The head to the Lower part of the Temple.
GG: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Krystal: Falco's pressing his advantege down here! Go Falco!
GG: Samus still has the charge shot charged.
Krystal: Falco is really making a comeback here!
GG: Samus tries to use one of her Bombs on Falco.
Krystal: But Falco blocks it!
GG: And Falco KOed Samus! I didn't even see that!
"The Princess is in another castle" | Samus |
Falco |
0% |
71% |
Lives: 2 |
Lives: 2 |
Krystal: Samus returns and she's mad!
GG: She kicks Falco away!
Krystal: Samus tries a Screw Attack!
GG: But Falco dodges!
Krystal: Falco is on the offensive!
GG: Samus fails at another Screw Attack!
Krystal: Samus kicks Falco up into the air!
GG: No KO...
Krystal: Samus slams Falco into the ground!
GG: It's really a Melee out there.
Krystal: More like a Brawl.
GG: Falco's pressing his adventege!
Krystal: Samus is flying!
GG: This could be ANYONE's game, folks!
Krystal: Samus sends Falco back. Oh no!
GG: Samus succeeds in a Screw Attack!
Krystal: They are sending each other flying!
GG: And Falco KOs Samus!
"We want YOU for the Koopa Army!" | Samus |
Falco |
0% |
194% |
Lives: 1 |
Lives: 2 |
Krystal: Falco is going to win! I know it!
GG: Samus quickly slams Falco into the ground!
Krystal: And kicks him into the air!
GG: And KO's him!
"Bounce with us!~Mack's Pogo Club" | Samus |
Falco |
0% |
0% |
Lives: 1 |
Lives: 1 |
GG: This'll be anyone's game, folks!
Krystal: They are really uhh... fighting with each other!
GG: They both know it is their last life!
Krystal: Falco tosses Samus and blasts her!
GG: Samus tries to use a bomb!
Krystal: They both hit each other with their blasters.
GG: Samus grabs Falco
Krystal: But Falco kicks her away!
GG: Samus really is getting beat out there!
Krystal: Samus uses her Screw Attack to send Falco flying!
GG: Falco is KOed!
"Panfan: Because your toilet needs to smell nice" | Samus |
Falco |
176% |
0% |
Lives: 1 |
OUT |
Krystal: Samus goes to the next round of the Triforce Tournament against Ganondorf!
GG: She'll have to defeat the Wizard of Evil to hope to win this tournament! To recap, Round 2 of the Triforce Tournament...
Bowser vs. Captain Falcon
Mario vs. Waluigi
Roy vs. Zelda
Ganondorf vs. Samus
GG: Amazing that Bowser, Roy, and Waluigi made it to the second round and not Link, Young Link, and Sonic!
Krystal: What if the Triforce of Power falls into the hands of Bowser!
GG: It won't happen... Waluigi and Bowser would both have beat Mario.
***
(In the Stadium Gym, Samus trains without her armor, as two witches watch her in a crystal ball)
Koume: She looks to be a strong woman...
Kotake: --Ganondorf doesn't have a chance...
Koume: Well, then...
Kotake: We'll just have to cheat!
Dark Link: Heh...
***
(A whole group of creatures are talking to each other and making lots of noise. Fawful is at a podium)
Fawful: May the meeting that is for the Legion of No Good be coming to order!
Capt. Syrup: More like the Obscure Reject Mario Villian Brigade.
Nastasia: Yeah, umm, We shall start the role call, K? Axem Rangers?
Axem Red: We fight for evil!
Axem Black: We live for disorder!
Axem Green: We like what we do!
Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos!
Axem Yellow: We are...
All: ...the AXEM RANGERS!!
Nastasia: Yeah, umm, we have a strict 'no posing' policy, K? Lord Crump?
Lord Crump: Here.
Nastasia: Fawful?
Fawful: I am being here!
Nastasia: Sir Grodus?
Sir Grodus: GAAACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!!
Nastasia: Jr. Troopa?
Jr. Troopa: Hmmph! Here.
Nastasia: Mimi? umm, no Mimi... Nastasia? Yeah, umm, that's me, K? O'Chunks?
O'Chunks: CHUNKS HERE!
Nastasia: Captain Syrup?
Capt. Syrup: Here.
Nastasia: Tatanga?
Tatanga: (looking over Capt. Syrup) Can't I just have her?
Capt. Syrup: Try and I'll slug you!
Nastasia: Yeah, umm, break it up, K? Wart?
Wart: The GREAT Wart, ha ha!!
Fawful: We all want to get the Triforce of Power.
(A second Fawful enters the meeting room and spots the Fawful at the podium)
Fawful: You are not having the fury to be Fawful!
(The Fawful at the podium poofs into Mimi)
Mimi: You talk too weird! (lets Fawful at the podium)
Fawful: We are to be obtaining the Triforce with Power! This mission is like a-
(King K. Rool busts into the meeting room carrying Pauline on his back)
Pauline: Let me go, you brute!
K. Rool: Well, well, well... It seems we have a villian team-up here... I wish to join, and brought a gift.
(K. Rool tosses Pauline in front of Nastasia)
Nastasia: Yeah, I'm gonna have to brainwash you now, K? (Attempts to brainwash Pauline)
Pauline: Ugh!
(Pauline is brainwashed)
Pauline: ALL HAIL THE LEGION OF NO GOOD!
Capt. Syrup: ... Impressive!
Fawful: Ooh... I seem to be having an EVIL idea!