Match #16

The Question: Who is the better Super Star?

Fighters for
Peach's Castle
(Mario Party Rules)
Player 1 Player 2

The Background:

Last time we left off, Luigi has just won the first ever Mario Party style match. However, he won't leave unchallenged...

(Time, 5:00 PM on January 1st 2000; SSB Lobby)

Luigi (screaming): I WIN! I WIN!

Yoshi (screaming): Only because I LET YOU!

Luigi (screaming): I AM THE BEST! IN YOUR FACE!

Yoshi: I was going easy on you.

DK: Oh, well. At least I didn’t LOSE. (He looked at Mario. Mario walked away slowly.) I gotta go. I’ve got a date with Candy tonight. Happy New Year. (He & Yoshi walked off)

(Suddenly, a crate fell next to Luigi. He opened it, and out came none other than...)

Wario (screaming): HEY!!!

Luigi: What?

Wario: I should be the superstar! Not you! C’mon, one on one! Same rules!

Luigi: Okay. (both take warp pipes to Peach's Castle Arena. Now, LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN (again)!!!)

    The two brothers (maybe) started exchanging heavy blows. A kick here, a punch there, a tornado attack, etc., Lu40 W67. Wario seemed to have the upper edge until he threw Luigi the wrong way. Luigi hit a capsule going up, and caught the star coming down. Running to Wario, "The Green Italian" got off a Fire Uppercut. Wario went flying into the foreground for a quick kill, Lu68 D0St1 W0 D1St0.

    Luigi taunted a bit and stayed put until Wario came down. Luigi got off a few hits until a Wario Tornado send him up into the air. When Luigi came down, a head-butt by Wario sent him up to the great whatever in the sky, Lu0 D1 W26 D1.

    Wario kicked a capsule and grabbed the star from inside. When Luigi came down he got hit by a Super Jump Punch from Wario, Lu12 St1 W0 St1.

    Luigi quickly retaliated and shot a fireball at Wario, but he was still protected from the star. When the star ran out a few fireballs were exchanged and Luigi jumped over to Wario, landing a drop kick and a throw. Wario came back, but got sent out again, for good, by Luigi’s Smash Punch, Lu53 D1 W0 D2.

    Wario came back and kicked Luigi in the middle of a taunt. Luigi retaliated by doing a punch-punch-kick combo. After a quick exchange of blows Wario tried a tornado & pushed Luigi over, but Luigi jumped back with a drop kick, Lu65 ND W65. Luigi then got off a tornado, and a crate appeared. Wario picked it up and threw it at Luigi, KOing the green plumber. Then he grabbed the star that came out, Lu0 D2St1 W78 D2St2.

    Wario taunted the fallen plumber, but Luigi came back from the dead. Wario took a few shots at Luigi, but as soon as "The Mario-wannabe's" star power ran out, Luigi finished Wario off with a head-butt, Lu24 D2St1 W(OUT) St2.

Final Ranking
Fighter Stars Ko's Points for Place Grand Total
Luigi 1 3 2 6
Wario 2 2 1 5


This games winner, and the SSB Super Star, is...Luigi!!!


(Time, 5:15 PM on January 1st 2000; THE Peach's Castle)

Luigi (screaming): I AM THE SUPER STAR!

Peach (looking out her castle window): What about me?

Luigi: Umm, I guess if you really want to fight me, but I’d rather not battle you.

Peach: It’s okay, I’m a lover, not a fighter.

Luigi: (eyes lighting up) Hey, Peach. Did you hear the rumor that Mario has gone back to Pauline? According to the rumor, he’s been on a few dates with her the past month.

Peach (screaming): He WHAT?!?!?!?

Luigi: If the rumor is true, he’s dating Pauline.

Peach: Why that double-crossing...Luigi, get in here. I have to talk to you about something...

Luigi: (was smiling an evil smile and climbed in the window.)

What did you think of the matches?

  1. Should Mario Party-style matches stay in SSB?
  2. Should script form be used more often? If matches could be fake to have five fighters participate, would you agree with that?
  3. IS Mario really cheating on Peach?
  4. Does Peach even love Mario right now?
  5. IS LUIGI EVIL?!?!?
  6. Were too many questions asked again?

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