Match #19

The Question: Who must leave the Super Smash Stadium until Valentine's Day?

Fighters for Peach's Castle
Player 1 Player 2


The Background: The SSB Superpowers have gotten emails from people wanting a "cat fight", and this will not only be the first cat fight ever, this will also be the first match without a Mario character in it! It was just our luck that Kirby brought in his new girlfriend Kirbetty; we needed a fourth female fighter soon enough. However, Jigglypuff's jealousy of this newbie has escalated into this three-live fight. The stipulation is simple; the one who loses must not show their face in the Super Smash Stadium until Valentine's Day comes. Now that you know the scoop, LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!

    The match started with some fancy footwork as both players used some minor kicks on the right side of the field, Kg29 J26. Kirbetty then copied her adversary's pound attack, and that quickly turned into a drill kick and pound party for five seconds, Kg54 J51. Kirbetty then took the advantage with a pile driver, at which point a bob-omb appeared on the left side of the arena. She used the Rock Bottom next to the bomb to try to lure Jigglypuff to the bomb. The plan worked, and the newcomer has the lead (I didn't see that coming.), Kg54D0 J0D1.

    The Pokémon tried to open an advantage with two pounds, but Kirbetty retaliated with four charging attacks towards the right (She's doing better than I thought.), Kg75 J34. The Pokémon wanna-be then landed quick hits, and tossed a new-found crate towards the opponent. While it missed (explosion crate), she landed more damage on Jigglypuff, Kg75 J72. The action moved to the left side when Jigglypuff almost stole a life with her head-butt, but to no avail. Both fighters then missed their sing and Rock Bottom attacks, but then Jigglypuff's power was taken again, Kg92ND J78. A crate then quickly fell, which Jigglypuff quickly broke (ray gun, fire flower, and maximum tomato). She grabbed the tomato and tossed Kirbetty to the sky, but Heaven wouldn't accept her yet, Kg118ND J0. While coming down, Kirbetty landed on the fire flower and grabbed it. She quickly proceeded to douse Jigglypuff with all of the flames, but after the flames died down, one aerial hand slap was all it took to get Heaven to accept Kirbetty, Kg0D1 J177!D1.

    While her opponent was going bye-bye, Jigglypuff grabbed--and used up--the ray gun. When she came back, Kirbetty was using air cartwheels, kicks, a copy attack, and a flip kick. While taunting (Don't taunt while you have a power.), a bumper appeared on the field, Kg0D1 J0D2.

    Kirby's girlfriend landed one sweep before being pulverised by pounds, throws, and the one bumper above the arena, Kg40 J10. The first bumper was tossed away before more drill kicks came to the party. Another bumper and a fire flower comes, and Jigglypuff used the flower as much as she could before her adversary swept her, Kg200! J68. A small capsule appeared in the bottom-middle part of the arena, and Jigglypuff prevented the newcomer from grabbing it. Throwing it upwards, Jigglypuff scored another knockout, and a bob-omb appeared from the capsule (Hang in there! You can do it!), Kg0D2 J68D2.

    The bob-omb was thrown up, and it lands on...no one. However, attacks were landing on each other, with Kirbetty doing slightly more punishing moves, Kg24 J101. A pokéball appeared, and Jigglypuff got it successfully (Starmie). Jigglypuff then got a fan; Kirbetty got damage, Kg91ND J101. Jigglypuff REALLY wanted to keep her job, but then Kirbetty pulled the upset with a copy attack, flip kick (bumper saved the Pokémon), drill kick, and another flip kick to secure victory (That's my girl!), Kg91D2 J0D3.

This games winner is...Kirbetty!!!

Post-Match:

    Everyone in the SSB Superpowers watched that match from the office (except Lakitu and myself), and they enjoyed it. However, the new puff couple entered, along with Lakitu and myself, with an important question.

    "Mr. Powers, can I become an official fighter now?"

    "There is one condition first, Kirbetty. You must take Kirby as your lawfully wedded husband."

    "I do."

    "I do." (both kiss)

    "We now pronounce you husband and wife," Kyle said. "Take the rest of the day off."

    "Mr. Powers, I thought that this was supposed to be Super Smash Stadium, not Super Smooch Stadium," I told out loud.

    "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME, VGW!" Powers screamed. "Just leave, everyone." (we all disperse except for Powers, who stays behind) "Personally, I'm glad that Jigglypuff is gone...for the moment. And yet, oh, I don't know. Something tells me, though, that someone will become the Super Smasher soon. I have some planning to do."

What did you think of the match? Does Jigglypuff need to leave the Super Smash Stadium right now...for good? What sort of planning is Powers talking about? How many more weddings will take place with the fighters?!? Head here and cast your reaction.