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Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to the stadium!
Iggy: As my brother and I promised you, we have coverage straight from Koopa Kastle for today's match.
Lemmy: Or tonight's match, if you're in China.
Iggy: ...Anyway, today we will have coverage of Mario storming the palace to find the other fighters.
Lemmy: But he's not alone.
Iggy: That's right, Daffy Duck has agreed to help Mario save the others, but will two be enough?
Lemmy: And here's Mash Toady, the interview extrodinaire. He's talking to Mario and Daffy Duck before the match.
Mash: Hi, Lemmy and Iggy. We're right outside Koopa Kastle and to be frank, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm here talking to Mario Mario and Daffy Duck, the two fighters who hope to save the others.
Lemmy: So what do they have to say?
Mario: Lemmy and-a Iggy, I-a don't trust-a you. It was your-a father who-a kidnapped the other fighters.
Iggy: Mario, for once in our life, we're not against you.
Lemmy: Right. Because if you lose, I'm out of work. Well, Mash, what's Daffy got to say?
Daffy: (spits as he talks) I jutht want to thay that you father'th dethpicable!
Iggy: Well, I can assure you that we're not behind this.
Mash: Somebody get a mop!
Lemmy: Okay, Mash, why don't you head out into the stands? We have some famous guests today.
Mash: (starts to walk around in the stands) Well, here's someone. Hello, Malon, what are your views of the match to occur?
Malon: I just hope that Mario and Daffy can save Link.
Mash: They're going to try there best, Ma'am, that's all I can say.
Malon: I hope so...
Mash: (walks to another person) Well, who have we here?
Sabrina: I am Sabrina of the Saffron City Gym.
Mash: I can see that. What are you here to see?
Sabrina: Ash helped me regain my kindness. I want to see if he makes it out okay.
Mash: Interesting. (Turns around) WOAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I never expected to see this person here! So, what are you interested in seeing tonight?
Bob Dole: Bob Dole came here to make sure Bob Dole has a good time. And if Bob Dole doesn't have a good time, Bob Dole will have a word with the company manager.
Mash: Okay. Well, Lemmy, the fans are getting restless; you should start the fights soon.
Lemmy: Okay. Ready, Iggy?
Iggy: Wait, we're getting footage from other places. It seems that this occurred last night!
Lemmy: Roll 'em. I always wanted to say that.
(First tape starts to play. Tiny Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, and Chunky Kong are sitting at a table)
Tiny: We can't all go to help him! Three of us have to stay here to defend from Captain K. Rool!
Diddy: So how do we decide who goes?
Chunky: Umm...
Lanky: Why don't we draw straws? (He picks up a few straws from a haystack)
Tiny: Okay. Shortest straw gets to go save DK. The other three stay here.
Chunky: Umm...
Diddy: (Draws a straw from Lanky's hand) This one seems short.
Chunky: (Draws a straw, it seems a bit shorter) Umm...
Tiny: (Draws a straw, it is ridiculously long) Darn.
Lanky: Then by default, the last one is mine.
(Everyone holds his or her straw up to each other's straws)
Tiny: I knew I had lost...
Diddy: I guess I'm staying here...
Lanky: Well, Chunky, you win. You get to go save DK!
Chunky: Umm...
Diddy: That's okay. You don't have to talk. Just go! (Pushes Chunky in a cannon)
Chunky: (shoots out) AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
(Tape stops)
Lemmy: So Mario and Daffy are going to get some help...
Iggy: Hey, remember that reaction by that old friend of Samus and Link?
Lemmy: I wonder who it's from. I don't remember Link having any old friends.
Iggy: I do. He and Zelda used to have to protect a triforce piece. They had a fairy friend.
Lemmy: I remember that. Back in the days when Video Games could be on TV and NOT interactive.
Iggy: Yeah. All those great shows: Super Mario Bros. Super Show, The Legend of Zelda...
Lemmy: Don't forget Captain N: The game master!
Iggy: We used to be BIG!
Lemmy: (Thinks, a very difficult process for someone like Lemmy) Hey, didn't Link meet Captain N a few times? And didn't Captain N fight Mother Brain a lot?
Iggy: But did he ever know Samus?
VGW: (Calls in over radio) Iggy, Lemmy, stop your chatter. Start the match.
Lemmy: Okay... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and Girls, children of ages 3+, today is the best battle yet, where Mario will face King Dad!
Iggy: He has to raid the castle; there might be more fights than that!
Lemmy: And of course, Daffy is helping as well!
Iggy: Fighters, start your engines!
Daffy: (takes out his Frisbee)
Lemmy: Get ready!
Mario: (eats a Max Mushroom)
Iggy: Get set!
Daffy: (stares at the door)
Lemmy: GO!
Iggy: Daffy and Mario head into the castle. We don't know what awaits them inside!
Wendy: FREEZE LARD BALL!
Roy: Stop, Duck Man!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Larry: Leave Lardio, or we'll be forced to fight you.
Ludwig: Got any chocolate?
Larry: (drinks down a potion)
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Wendy: (takes out her rings)
Roy: (flexes)
Ludwig: (eats chocolate)
Larry: FIERY PUNCH! (Punches Mario)
Wendy: GIANT RINGS! (Shoots Daffy)
Roy: ULTIMATE PUNCH! (Knocks Mario outside)
Ludwig: SMASHING PUNCH! (Knocks Daffy outside)
Morton: AND STAY OUT!
Lemmy: They lost...
Iggy: That was fast...
Mario: We... lost?
VGW: (over radio) They lost?!? I don't have a batch of questions ready yet!
Daffy: What the...? LOOK UP! (Points into the sky)
Chunky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (*THUD* He lands on Mario)
Mario: (Pushes Chunky off of him) What are you-a doing here?
Chunky: I was s-s-sent to r-r-rescue DK.
Daffy: Good, we could uthe the help.
Mario: Still, those guys have gotten stronger, and I'll be wiped by the time I fight Bowser.
A voice: That's why we're here!
Daffy: Who thaid that?
(Captain N [Kevin] steps into view)
Kevin: I did. I've come to rescue my friends.
Megaman: I came, too. Captain N is an old friend of mine. And I brought another friend of mine, too. He specializes in this type of battle.
Ryu: (steps into view) Megaman has asked me to help you fight.
Mario: (counts) Now-a we have six-a people.
Daffy: We need a plan.
Kevin: Ryu can fight Roy. Tortoise and the hare, if you will.
Chunky: I'll fight... umm... Ludwig. Yeah, Ludwig. He's fat and slow.
Kevin: I'll fight Larry. He seems to be the ringleader here.
Voice: I can deal with Morton.
Daffy: Who thaid that?
Lt. Surge: (steps into view) I can take out Morton. He's kidnapped Ash and I'll fight back. Only two people have defeated me in years: Ash and Gary. I'll stick up for Ash.
Daffy: No offenth, but can you fight?
Lt. Surge: I don't need to... POKÉBALL, GO!
Raichu: RAI!
Lt. Surge: Raichu will. I'll be commentating. (Walks over to Lemmy and Iggy)
Lemmy: You can't do that!
Iggy: Yeah, this is our booth!
Lt. Surge: There's a TM 24 in it for you...
Lemmy: OKAY!
Kevin: So here's out plan... Raichu takes on Morton. I'll take Larry. Ryu, you fight Roy. Chunky will fight Ludwig. Daffy Duck can fight Wendy.
Mario: And I'll-a fight Bowsy!
Megaman: Then what do I do?
Kevin: You will wait. If Killer and Boshi arrive, tell us.
Megaman: You know, I'm not three anymore...
Ryu: Let's just go in! (Walks up to the door)
Megaman: BUSTER SHOT! (Blasts the door down)
Lemmy: This looks good.
Ryu: HEY, ROY!
Roy: Huh?
Ryu: YOU WEAR PINK UNDERPANTS!
Roy: WHAT?!?!
Ryu: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! (Jumps down a pipe)
Roy: (Follows him down the pipe)
Kevin: (Hits pause button, everyone in the vicinity freezes while Lemmy, Iggy, and Lt. Surge commentate the match)
Lemmy: And here's the first match!
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Iggy: Ryu vs. Roy! Hmm-similar names.
Surge: Let's just get on with this fight!
Iggy: Ready...
Lemmy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you, the clown prince, Lemmy Koopa...
Iggy: The four eyed Lemmy Koopa...
Surge: The electric Lt. Surge...
Lemmy: The S.S. COMMENTATORS!
Iggy: And in our tradition, we bring you a great match...
Surge: And here at Dream Land stadium...
Lemmy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!
Iggy: Roy starts charging up for an Ultimate Punch!
Lemmy: But Ryu throws a fireball at him!
Ryu: HADOKEN!
Surge: Each fighter has only one life, so this will be short.
Lemmy: And we won't bore you with damage percents, either.
Iggy: Roy kicks Ryu!
Surge: And Ryu gets him with a Dragon Uppercut!
Iggy: Roy counters with a drop kick!
Lemmy: Let's throw some items in here... (Throws a crate in the ring)
Surge: You're the ones who choose the items?
Iggy: No, we randomly throw them in.
Lemmy: Roy picks it up!
Surge: And he throws it at Ryu!
Ryu: OOF!
Lemmy: And out pops...
Iggy: A pair of light sabers!
Surge: Ryu has one and he starts slashing at Roy!
Iggy: Roy kicks him aside and starts charging an Ultimate Punch!
Lemmy: Ryu runs at Roy...
Surge: But Roy lets it loose...
Lemmy: Ryu's going... going...
Ryu: DRAGON UPPERCUT! HA!
Iggy: He's caught the edge!
Lemmy: (tosses a capsule to Ryu) CAPSULE, GO!
Ryu: Huh?
Surge: Ryu picks up the capsule!
Lemmy: He smashes it open.
Iggy: And Roy is charging up!
Surge: It's a pokéball!
Iggy: Ryu has it and throws it down!
Ryu: POKÉBALL, GO!
Lemmy: And out pops...
Iggy: A SNORLAX!
Roy: Eeep...
Ryu: SNORLAX, BODY SLAM!
Iggy: And Snorlax does Body Slam...
Surge: De end of da match!
Lemmy: And now, back to the castle.
Kevin: (un-pauses the room)
Ryu: (steps in) He's gone... and I'm beat. (Sits down)
Wendy: You... you beat up Roy!
Daffy: Yeth he did.
Wendy: Grrr... (Charges at Daffy)
Daffy: You want to fight? Follow me! (Jumps down a warp pipe)
Wendy: (follows him)
Kevin: (Pauses the room again)
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Lemmy: We are now getting coverage at Planet Zebes for the next fight.
Iggy: Wendy Vs. Daffy, girl vs. duck, who will win?
Surge: Let's watch and find out.
Lemmy: FIGHT!
Iggy: And Wendy starts by linking up some rings.
Lemmy: She's trying to make a powerful weapon...
Surge: But Daffy throws a Frisbee at her, disrupting the process!
Lemmy: Her rings fell apart!
Iggy: And she's running toward Daffy... with a flamethrower!
Surge: Who would've guessed?
Lemmy: But Daffy jumps aside!
Iggy: Good, now you won't make Roast Duck jokes...
Surge: Let's see some action! (Throws a barrel into the arena)
Iggy: And Surge has thrown a barrel onto the bottom platform!
Lemmy: Daffy goes down for it...
Iggy: BUT THE LAVA GETS HIM!
Lemmy: Mmm... roast duck.
Surge: He's not blasted high enough! He lands on Wendy with a Body Slam!
Iggy: Wendy gets up and knocks him aside!
Surge: He throws the Frisbee at her!
Lemmy: (Throws a crate into the ring) I wonder what's inside...
Surge: Wendy goes for the crate and throws it!
Iggy: It's a fan!
Surge: She grabs it and goes over toward Daffy...
Lemmy: And Daffy fwaps her with a back-winged Smash attack!
Surge: CRITICAL HIT! Wendy has fainted!
Iggy: Wrong game...
Surge: Sorry...
Surge: And let's get back to the castle!
Kevin: (Un-pauses)
Morton: !!!
Larry: They've gotten Wendy, too...
Ludwig: Leave this to me!
Mario: Chunky, it's-a your turn.
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Chunky: Umm... umm... PRIMATE PUNCH!!!!!! (Punches Ludwig)
Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Flies through the wall and out of the castle)
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Kevin: Raichu, get him!
Raichu: RAICHU RAI RAICHU RAI RAICHU! (Your mother wears Combat boots!)
Morton: WEDDING CAKE! I mean... I'LL GET YOU! (Runs toward Raichu)
Raichu: Raichu raichu rai! (Catch me if you can!) (Jumps down a Warp Pipe)
Morton: I'LL GET YOU! (Jumps down after him)
Kevin: Umm... (Pauses)
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Lemmy: Raichu and Morton have transported onto the roof of Silph Co. in Saffron City!
Surge: Raichu, can you hear me?
Raichu: Rai. (Yes.)
Surge: Okay.
Iggy: So what are his moves?
Surge: Thunder Bolt, Thunder Punch, and Body Slam.
Lemmy: What about non-elemental attacks?
Surge: Those are the same as Ash's Pikachu.
Iggy: Hey, doesn't body slam make him fall, not jump?
Surge: Its body slam makes him jump very high before he slams down.
Iggy: I wonder what Morton's moves are...
Lemmy: Punch, Annoying Blabber, and Spike.
Morton: Can we start the fight already because I really want to beat up this little electric--
Lemmy: FIGHT!
Iggy: The two fighters jump toward each other!
Surge: THUNDER PUNCH!
Iggy: And Raichu's started nicely with a Thunder Punch.
Lemmy: That's not all; Morton was knocked into the roof door!
Surge: Raise your shield!
Iggy: Charmander comes out and does Flamethrower; fortunately for Raichu, its shield was raised at the time.
Lemmy: When the fire stops, Morton hits Raichu with Punch attack!
Surge: FIGHT BACK WITH A FEW TAIL WHIPS!
Iggy: And Raichu tail whips Morton--
Lemmy: Uh... oh... Morton's started his Annoying Blabber attack!
Iggy: And Raichu's fallen asleep!
Surge: WAKE UP!
Lemmy: Morton is punching Raichu!
Iggy: But Raichu's awake!
Surge: RAICHU, BODY SLAM!
Iggy: And Raichu's up...
Lemmy: ...and Morton's down!
Iggy: He gets up and kicks Raichu!
Surge: THUNDER PUNCH!
Iggy: Raichu punched Morton again. And again, Morton's in the door!
Lemmy: Chansey pops out!
Surge: GRAB AN EGG AND THROW IT!
Iggy: Raichu grabs an egg and throws it at Morton.
Lemmy: It misses, but the egg smashes open...
Iggy: ...revealing a Beam Sword!
Lemmy: Morton picks it up and slashes open the other two eggs!
Surge: Kick him!
Iggy: A Maximum Tomato and a baseball bat!
Lemmy: Raichu kicks Morton!
Surge: TAKE THE TOMATO!
Lemmy: Raichu goes for the tomato, but Morton throws the sword at it!
Iggy: And Raichu's going for it!
Lemmy: The tomato?
Iggy: No, the bat!
Surge: TAKE THE TOMATO, RAICHU! NOW!
Lemmy: Raichu makes it back up and grabs the tomato. All its damage I healed!
Surge: RAICHU, FINISH HIM OFF WITH A THUNDER BOLT!
Raichu: Rai... (Cheeks glow with electricity)
Iggy: This looks big...
Raichu: CHUUUUUUUUUUU! (Electricity shoots out of him)
Morton: Eep...
Surge: De end of da match!
Surge: Raichu, return!
Raichu: (goes back in Pokéball)
Kevin: (un-pauses) We beat you again.
Larry: And then, there was one.
Megaman: Quick, Kevin! I see Bowser coming! Take him out quick!
Kevin: (Nods) Come and get me, Larry!
Larry: I may look weak now, but...
Kevin: But?
Larry: (Takes out a potion and drinks it down. His arms and legs start burning with fire.)
Kevin: Whoa!
Larry: You still think you can beat me?
Kevin: Of course!
Larry: You'll never win.
Kevin: Yes, I will. Come on! Let's fight! (Jumps down a warp pipe)
Larry: I'll win yet! (Jumps down after him)
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Lemmy: And here we are, at castle Hyrule!
Iggy: Captain N and Larry have just shown up, and they're fighting mad!
Surge: Anyone know Captain N's moves?
Lemmy: Nope...
Iggy: Not a clue, but he probably has his Zapper.
Surge: And Larry's?
Lemmy: They WERE Thief Punch, Spike Shell, and Wand shot, but now that he's got that potion...
Surge: I see what you mean. We'll just have to watch.
Iggy: (Looks toward the fighters) Get ready...
Lemmy: Get set...
Surge: FIGHT!
Iggy: Kevin shoots his zapper at Larry!
Lemmy: Larry is hit, but soon raises his shield!
Surge: Captain N runs toward him!
Lemmy: Larry drops his shield!
Iggy: And Kevin kicks Larry!
Kevin: AAHHHH! HOT FOOT!
Surge: But the fire hurts Captain N instead!
Iggy: So Kevin's reverted to long range attacks!
Surge: How's he supposed to win this?
Lemmy: Larry jumps toward him with a fiery kick to the head!
Larry: FIRE KICK!
Surge: And a punch!
Larry: FIRE PUNCH!
Iggy: Kevin is knocked off!
Surge: He jumps once...
Lemmy: Twice...
Iggy: He taps A on his control pad! He bounces up to safety!
Surge: Larry is totally dominating this match!
Iggy: Kevin needs items! (Throws a capsule toward Captain N)
Lemmy: The game master breaks open the capsule!
Surge: Beam sword!
Iggy: He picks it up and lunges toward Larry!
Surge: Larry is knocked aside! His fire can't protect him from the sword!
Lemmy: But he grabs the game master!
Kevin: HOT!!!!
Iggy: He holds him up and kicks him away!
Lemmy: He hits the tower to the right and falls!
Surge: That was a close call!
Iggy: But still, he doesn't seem to have the strength to win.
Surge: He tries to shoot Larry with the Zapper!
Lemmy: But again, Larry uses his shield!
Iggy: WHAT'S THAT?!?!?!?!?
Lemmy: Huh?
Surge: What?
Iggy: Someone's in the castle tower!
Surge: It's PRINCESS LANA!
LANA: KEVIN! TAKE THIS AND USE IT WELL! (Throws a crate toward Captain N)
Iggy: Hey... that's our job.
Surge: Larry kicks Captain N aside and taunts!
Lemmy: But the game master lands near the crate! He picks it up and opens it!
Iggy: It's...
Surge: A HEART CONTAINER AND A STAR!!!!
Iggy: Kevin grabs the heart container, then the star!
Larry: Uh... oh...
Surge: Captain N does a full-scale attack on Larry!
Iggy: Larry falls over!
Lemmy: The game master jumps onto the top of the tower...
Surge: He jumps and whistles...
Iggy: And Game Boy flies in above Larry!
Lemmy: The game master jumps on Game Boy!
Larry: Eep...
Surge: AND THEY COME CRASHING DOWN ON LARRY!
Larry: Mommy... I don't wanna pet the kitty anymore...
Lemmy: The potion has worn off!
Iggy: He picks up Larry...
Surge: He swings...
Lemmy: He's going...
Iggy: Going...
Surge: GONE!
Iggy: Captain N has defeated Larry.
Lemmy: He's going back to the castle. We should go, too...
Bowser: BWA HA HA HUM! You think you can defeat me!
Kevin: Mario can defeat you!
Bowser: Not in your life!
Mario: I-a will defeat-a you!
Bowser: Meet me on the roof in five minutes then. Try your luck.
Mario: I will-a win! Just-a watch me!
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Lemmy: King Dad has challenged Mario.
Surge: Will Mario win again, or will Bowser finally get the last laugh?
Iggy: Let's watch and find out.
Lemmy: Here's King Dad on the roof. HI, KING DAD!
Bowser: Make sure you get this on tape, Lemmy. I want to make sure the whole world sees my victory!
Lemmy: Okay, King Dad!
Iggy: Win one for the Gipper!
Bowser: Huh?
Surge: Here comes Mario!
Mario: (Walks in) It's-a me, Mario!
Bowser: BWA HA HA HUM! Prepare for your final battle!
Surge: And the fight has started!
Lemmy: Lardio runs behind King Dad and grabs his tail!
Iggy: He swings him around!
Surge: And Bowser is thrown!
Iggy: He's... over the edge?
Surge: That was fast...
Lemmy: LOOK!
Surge: What the?!?
Iggy: Huh?
Lemmy: King Dad has jumped back into the ring!
Mario: How-a did you do-a that?
Bowser: BWA HA HA HUM!
Lemmy: King Dad jumps and lands!
Surge: Mario's frozen in place!
Lemmy: King Dad breaths fire on him!
Mario: I-a don't feel-a so good-a...
Iggy: And Mario's been grabbed!
Surge: Bowser twirls him around...
Iggy: He's thrown!
Lemmy: There's no way he can make it back from that!
(Music starts to play)
Music: Da do de dooo Super Fighting Robot...
Lemmy: What?
Iggy: Who?
Surge: Huh?
Music: Da do de dooo...
All: MEGAMAN!
Lemmy: ROCK!
Megaman: (Flies in on Rush, carrying Mario)
Mario: I'm-a saved!
Bowser: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Megaman: Try this on for size... MEGA BUSTER SHOT!!!!!!!!
Lemmy: A huge charged shot shoots from Rock's gun!
Iggy: You mean Megaman...
Bowser: This isn't good... BOOM!
Surge: And Bowser's fallen over! He's out cold!
Kamek: (Flies in with a large chain) We'll get you next time! (Grabs Bowser with the chain and flies away)
Mario: We-a won!
Megaman: Do you hear that?
Mario: Hear-a what?
Killer: (Appears) You're not in the clear, yet!
Boshi: (Appears next to Killer) We'll still take you down!
Killer: (Smiles an evil grin)
Boshi: PREPARE FOR ICE!
Killer: And fire's nice...
Boshi: To cause the greatest devastation!
Killer: To destroy all people against our nation.
Boshi: In evil we have no truth or love!
Killer: We own the stars you see above!
Boshi: BOSHI!
Killer: KILLER!
Boshi: Team Evil will kill you at the speed of light!
Killer: You'll never win; so don't bother to fight.
Boshi and Killer (simutaneously): That's right!
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Mario: A pair-a of Yoshies?
Megaman: This shouldn't be too difficult...
Killer: That's what you think... (Draws a sword that is as long as Megaman and a foot thick; it closely resembles Ultima Weapon from FF7)
Mario: Big weapon...
Megaman: We can still take him!
Mario: I'll take Killer! You take Boshi!
Megaman: RIGHT!
Lemmy: The match is on!
Surge: Megaman starts charging up his buster as Mario shoots fireballs at Killer!
Iggy: This looks like it will be one heck of a match!
Surge: Boshi runs toward Megaman in mid-charge!
Lemmy: But he lets the shot go! Boshi goes flying!
Iggy: Not that far. He's above Mario!
Surge: He does a hip drop!
Mario: OW!
Lemmy: Killer slashes at Mario!
Iggy: Megaman faces them fully charged!
Lemmy: HE SHOOTS!
Surge: Boshi is blasted far!
Iggy: But he catches the edge just in time!
Lemmy: Killer grabs Mario and throws him into Rock!
Megaman: OOF!
Mario: Your-a metal body isn't a good-a place to land-a...
Surge: Boshi runs toward Mario Mario and Megaman!
Iggy: Hey, they're both MMs. Now all we need is Mickey Mouse...
Lemmy: I'm not sure Daffy would go for that.
Iggy: Mighty Max?
Lemmy: Or Mighty Mouse.
VGW: (over radio) Or Mr. Mime.
Surge: YOU TWO SHOULD BE COMMENTATING! AND VGW, DON'T ADD TO THE PROBLEM!
VGW: Fine, Surge. (signs off)
Lemmy: Oops...
Iggy: Umm...
Surge: Killer's encased Mario in an egg!
Lemmy: And Boshi's done the same to Rock!
Iggy: The two Yoshies are kicking madly at Mario and Mega!
Lemmy: They've broken out of the eggs and are fighting back!
Surge: Megaman hits Boshi and Killer with a Mega Slide!
Iggy: And Mario gets off a super jump punch to Killer!
Lemmy: But Boshi hits Mario with an egg!
Surge: Killer drops with a hip drop onto Megaman!
Lemmy: Rock's hurt badly!
Iggy: Hey, do you see that?!?!?!?!?
Surge: It's a crate!
Iggy: But I didn't throw anything...
Lemmy: Me either...
Surge: Either way, Mario is keeping the Yoshies at bay with his tornado while Megaman goes to get it.
Iggy: It reveals... a trout?!?!?!?
Lemmy: (Glances around) Pat's somewhere around here...
Surge: Megaman grabs the trout and runs toward the Yoshies!
Boshi: (Sniffs the air) That smells terrible...
Killer: (Sniffs) I feel sick...
Boshi: C'mon, Killer! Let's get out of here!
Killer: Right! (Sticks his sword into the ground... and vanishes)
Boshi: You haven't seen the last of us, Mario! (Jumps off the roof into the moat)
The better player of the team is...Megaman!!!
Post-Match (finally):
Lemmy: Defeated by a dead fish...
Iggy: How did that fish get there, anyway?
Pat: Okay, you two, why can't I commentate matches?
Lemmy: Because you're a picture maker.
Iggy: Because you don't decide what matches will happen. When you schedule a match, like Lemmy's done before, you can commentate it.
Pat: Oh...
Mash: Lemmy, we have live coverage from inside the castle. The fighters have just been released from the dungeon and they're celebrating. Let's look.
Link: Thanks Captain N. I haven't seen you in
so long. I didn't think you'd be the one to rescue me.
Kevin: Yeah. I just have one question for you.
Link: What's your question?
Kevin: What'd you do to your head?
Link: Huh?
Kevin: Didn't you used to have brown hair?
Link: That was only when I was working for Zelda. I guess I thought brown hair would make her like me better.
Kevin: How wrong you were...
Link: It's okay. I've got a new girlfriend now. (Whispers something to Captain N) MALON!!!!
Malon: (Runs up to Link and kisses him) You're safe! (Turns her head toward Captain N) Thank you for saving Link! (Smiles)
Link: I rest my case.
Iggy: (Runs up to Malon) Hey, Malon!
Link: What are you doing outside of your commentating box?
Iggy: Malon, I'll pay you 100 gold coins for your scarf slide!
Malon: Umm...
Lemmy: (Walks over to Iggy) Back in the box with you. (Tries to pull Iggy by his ears, only to realize he has none, so he grabs Iggy's arm and pulls him)
Surge: So, Mash Froggy, how are the other fighters celebrating?
Mash: That's TOADY.
Surge: Err... why don't you check up on DK and Chunky Kong?
Mash: Okay... (Walks over to DK and Chunky Kong) So, DK, what do you have to say about this?
DK: I'm kind of surprised! I always considered Chunky to be a wimp. I didn't expect him to volunteer for the rescue mission.
Chunky: Umm...
DK: But I guess I was wrong. Chunky really saved the day.
Chunky: Umm...
DK: The big guy knows just what to do!
Chunky: Umm... goodbye. (Runs away)
DK: He's the strong silent type.
Mash: Okay. Let's check in on Mario. (Walks over to Mario, who is talking to a few other fighters)
Ness: Thanks, Mario. You're the best.
Yoshi: We never could've gotten free without you!
Red Yoshi: I can't thank you enough for saving Yoshelly and me!
Samus: My hero! (Smiles)
Blue Yoshi: You're the man!
Yellow Yoshi: Thanks for saving us.
Luigi: I could've gotten out by myself...
Mario: Give it a rest, Luigi. Admit I'm the hero.
Luigi: Never! (Storms off)
Mash: Let's see how Megaman is doing. I hear he's over in Powers' office!
Lemmy: Let's take a look, Froggy.
Mash: You're all against me, aren't you?!?
Powers: So, Megaman, what is it that you want?
Megaman: Well, Wily's been quiet for a long time, and it's starting to get boring at the lab.
Powers: And you were wondering if you could join up as a fighter?
Megaman: Well, yes.
Powers: (Thinks for a moment) Yes. You may be a fighter in the Super Smash Stadium, just remember the rules. I'm the boss, and what I say goes.
Megaman: Understood.
Powers: Congratulations. You are the newest fighter. I will inform my underlings of this immediately.
Megaman: Thank you! You won't regret this! (Runs out of the office)
Lemmy: What's an underling, Iggy?
Surge: Where is Iggy?
Lemmy: (Looks around) I don't see him anywhere.
Mash: We're getting more footage from Powers' office! It has Iggy!
Lemmy: Huh? Let's look!
Powers: Hello, Iggy. Why are you disturbing me?
Iggy: Well, Mr. Powers, sir, I know that you're a great man, and that you have many things to do...
Powers: Continue...
Iggy: And I've been helping Super Smash Stadium since Lemmy's third match...
Powers: Cut to the chase.
Iggy: I was sort of wondering...
Powers: What were you wondering?
Iggy: CanIbeasuperpower?!?!?!
Powers: What?
Iggy: Can I be a super power?
Powers: Hmm... you have been a great help to our stadium, and studies show you are one of the most popular Koopa Kids...
Iggy: Please?
Powers: Why not? Most of the workers here like Lemmy, so they can't easily turn you down. You are now officially a super power. Now, I have some things to do that don't require your assistance. Leave now.
Iggy: Yes sir, Mister Powers, sir. (Runs out the door)
Lemmy: Iggy has become a super power?!?!?!?!?
Surge: I guess he wants to be like his brother.
Lemmy: Maybe. Hey, Surge. Shouldn't you go talk to Ash now that he's free?
Surge: I guess you're right. (Walks out of the booth toward Ash)
Ash: Hi, Lt. Surge. I was surprised to find out you saved me.
Surge: Well, baby, I can't take all the credit. Raichu did the fighting.
Ash: Didn't you say that you only called people "baby" if they lose to you?
Surge: Well...
Ash: I'm not a baby!
Surge: Okay, okay!
Ash: Hey, Pikachu! Come here and thank Lt. Surge!
Pikachu: (Runs up to them) Pikachu! (Thank you!)
Surge: (Smiles) Raichu, go! (Tosses down his pokéball, Raichu pops out)
Raichu: Rai! (Hi!)
Pikachu: Pikachu pi kachu Pi ka pi! (Thank you for saving Ash and me!)
Raichu: Raichu. (You're welcome.)
Ash: Thanks again, Lt. Surge. Are you going to hang around here for a while?
Surge: Sorry, but we have to head back to the gym. After you beat me, every punk on Earth thinks he can take me down.
Ash: Have they?
Surge: Nope. You and Gary are still the only ones.
Ash: Bye, Lt. Surge!
Surge: Bye, Ash.
Raichu: Chu Raichu! Chu Rai! (Bye Pikachu! Bye Ash!)
Pikachu: Chu Pikachu! Chu Pikachu Chu! (Bye Raichu! Bye Lieutenant Surge!)
Jigglypuff: Puff puff jiggly? (Who wants music?)
Ash: RUN! (Runs away)
Pikachu: CHU! (RUN!) (Runs away)
Surge: Raichu, return! (Raichu goes back into its pokéball) We gotta get outta here! (Runs away)
Lemmy: Mash, why don't you go get footage of whatever Ryu's doing?
Mash: Okay. (Looks around) Where is Ryu?
Lemmy: Will Ryu please report to Mash Toady?
Mash: I found him! He's over in the corner with the Dream-Landers!
Ryu: (Squeezing Kirby in the air) And
what have you learned today?
Kirby: N-n-n-never steal Megaman's phrase...
Ryu: That's right! (Drops Kirby)
Kirbetty: Don't treat Kirby like that!
Ryu: Leave now and I won't hurt you.
Kirbetty: ... (Runs away)
Mash: So, Ryu, what do you have to say about the fights?
Ryu: I'd just like to say, I've been entering the Street Fighter tournaments for years, and this still makes me sick. I doubt I'll be back for a long time. (Leaves)
Mash: I guess he doesn't like us...
Lemmy: Is that all the fighters?
Mash: That's not all: I still haven't talked to Fox and Falcon.
Lemmy: Where are they?
Mash: Wait, I just spotted them. (moves towards the two) Guys, what do you have to say now that you are free?
Fox: Personally, I'm a little glad that I was trapped. I was able to explain to Falcon about my feelings for Samus.
Falcon: We've gotten it straightened out now; Fox won't go after Samus anymore.
Fox: Well, I have a girl to find. Later, guys. (darts off to who-knows- where)
Falcon: I'm leaving as well: I can't leave Samus waiting. Bye. (leaves)
Lemmy: Now is that all of them?
Mash: I think so.
Lemmy: Since VGW isn't here...
VGW: (over radio) Just because I'm not here doesn't mean that I can't give the questions for today's match(es).
Lemmy: Okay, ask them then.
VGW: Here's what I'm curious about.
Lemmy: What's with the Bob Dole question?
VGW: Don't you remember when Mash interviewed him?
Mash: I do. He said he wanted a good time.
VGW: There has to be at least one [somewhat] out-of-place question somewhere.
Lemmy: You've made your point. Well, bye folks!
Mash: Bye everyone!
VGW: Later folks. (signs off)
Lemmy: Have an ice day!
(Camera shuts off)
Daffy: Huh? Where ith everybody? Ithn't Math thuppothed to interview me? What'th wrong with thith crazy world?!?!? A duck getth no rethpect.
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