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Lemmy: Koopas and yoshies, boys and girls, humans of all ages, Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you the clown prince Lemmy K!
Iggy: The four eyed Iggy K!
Lemmy: The Koopentators!
Iggy: Isn't that Mash's line?
Lemmy: Actually, I think it was VGW's...
Iggy: No, it was Mash's.
Lemmy: Are you sure...?
Iggy: Anyway, today is the first official match of the newest Yoshi in our league!
Lemmy: But first, let's see the pre-match! (Pops in the tape)
Mario: Killer, I don't-a care what you-a say, I don't-a trust you.
Killer: Hey, I gave my reasoning! It's not my fault I'm Money-driven!
Mario: Actually, it-a is...
Killer: No, you have to blame (word is bleeped out)! He trained me!
Mario: But if I-a blame HIM, I'll-a get fired!
Killer: Still, tell Link I want my match against him. I pride myself in my swordsmanship and I will prove that I am the greatest swordsman there is!
Mario: Aren't-a you a yoshi?
Killer: Just tell him... (Walks
off)
Iggy: So that's the minimal story. Killer wants a fight against Link to prove he's a great swordsman.
Lemmy: Of course he's great. Ultima X can't lose; it's not in her nature.
Iggy: Still, you never know.
Lemmy: Well, the sword fight was scheduled for Master Hand Arena. No items allowed. Kay wants a straight duel.
Iggy: And what Killer wants, Killer usually gets.
Master Hand: (appears) If these two fighters mess up my battle field, I'm putting you commentators responsible for it!
Lemmy: No problem.
Iggy: Everything will be ok.
Master Hand: I hope so. (disappears)
Lemmy: Here they come into the arena!
Iggy: Link's warped in using "Master's Melody" on his Ocarina.
Lemmy: I never heard of that.
Iggy: Well, I taught him that.
Lemmy: And Malon walks into the stands to cheer him on! (Crowd cheers)
Iggy: Killer teleports into the arena!
Killer: Hi, folks! I'm glad to see your all here to support me in my first match! (Crowd boos) Or maybe not.
Lemmy: Killer's moves today will be Xerang, X slice, and Teleport.
Iggy: And his symbol is Yk.
Lemmy: We figured that if Red Yoshi was Yr, Blue Yoshi was Yb, and the girl yoshi is Yg, then Killer Yoshi would be Yk.
Iggy: And now, for the hundreds in attendance--
Lemmy: --And the thousands reading worldwide...
Both: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!
Iggy: The two start by using their boomerang moves, but they bounce off each other!
Lemmy: I'm kind of surprised that X didn't break Link's boomerang...
Iggy: Those moves didn't work, so the two fighters run at each other!
Lemmy: They start slashing away! That was the original intention, right?
Iggy: Of course.
Lemmy: Most of the hits block each other, so little damage is done!
Iggy: They continue slashing and Killer eventually knocks Link to the floor!
Lemmy: Link gets up and hits him with a low blow!
Iggy: They slash some more! I doubt we'll see many special attacks here.
Lemmy: Well, you're wrong! Link just got off a Spinning Sword Attack, knocking Killer to the ground!
Iggy: He raises his blade high in the air! He's going for a powerful hit!
Lemmy: Killer sticks X in the ground and he's gone!
Iggy: Just as the Master Sword hits the ground!
Lemmy: Killer appears behind Link, but Link doesn't seem to notice!
Iggy: He jumps up high and comes down with an X Slice!
Lemmy: Link is knocked off the edge!
Iggy: But he only needs to use his double jump to get back.
Lemmy: Link climbs up and starts throwing his boomerang at Killer!
Iggy: Killer slashes with X, knocking Link's boomerang down!
Lemmy: Then, the throws X at Link!
Iggy: That's gonna hurt in the morning!
Lemmy: Link runs toward Killer with his sword pointed!
Iggy: But Killer teleports away! That move is better than we thought!
Lemmy: Anything X does is better than you think.
Iggy: Link turns around and runs toward Killer again!
Lemmy: Killer jumps up!
Iggy: Link stops short!
Lemmy: Killer comes down with an X Slice!
Iggy: He misses Link!
Lemmy: But Link is knocked down by the gust!
Iggy: Link gets up and pulls out a bomb!
Lemmy: Killer smiles an evil grin!
Iggy: Link throws it!
Lemmy: Killer uses Xerang!
Iggy: The bomb bounces back to Link and BOOM!
Lemmy: Link flies away!
Killer: HA!
Iggy: How many lives is this match, anyway?
Lemmy: I don't...know...
Iggy: How about three?
Lemmy: Works for me.
VGW: (on Radio) Someone turn on the lift to bring Link back in!
Lemmy: Oh, right.
VGW: Koopalings... (signs off)
Iggy: Here comes Link back into the arena!
Lemmy: And he wastes no time; he's slashing at Killer repeatedly!
Iggy: Link's invincible for a few seconds, so this is a perfect opportunity.
Lemmy: But as soon as his invincibility is gone, Killer crouches and slashes his legs!
Iggy: He falls down!
Lemmy: And Killer raises his sword above Link's head!
Iggy: He slashes down!
Lemmy: And Link rolls out of the way, only getting a slight foot injury.
Iggy: Link throws his boomerang at Killer!
Lemmy: And it connects!
Iggy: Killer glances evilly at Link!
Lemmy: And Link stares heroically at Killer!
Iggy: The two fighters rush toward each other!
Lemmy: They slash like there's no tomorrow!
Iggy: Killer seems to have the upper hand!
Lemmy: But he started with more damage!
Iggy: It's too much for him!
Lemmy: With a SMASH Chop, Link knocks Killer off!
Iggy: If you look at the stats, you can see that Killer is winning by a lot, even though he just got KOed.
Lemmy: And Killer's back on the field!
Iggy: He looks madder than a red wiggler!
Lemmy: He runs at Link like heck!
Iggy: And Link runs away!
Lemmy: But there's no escape!
Iggy: Killer backs Link into the edge, slashing constantly!
Lemmy: Link attempts to jump over him!
Iggy: But an X Slice gets him down and over the edge!
Lemmy: Link barely catches the edge!
Iggy: Link looks almost gone!
Lemmy: He climbs up and slashes Killer!
Iggy: It does a little damage, but not much!
Lemmy: Killer retaliates with a few quick chops!
Iggy: Link looks like he's in trouble!
Lemmy: He does a Spinning Sword Attack!
Iggy: Killer teleports!
Lemmy: But it brings him up on the other side of Link! He still feels the blow!
Iggy: Killer is knocked down!
Lemmy: He shoots an evil look at Link!
Iggy: He stands up, holding his sword out in front of him...
Lemmy: He dashes at Link!
Killer: LEHUM!
Iggy: He...EATS HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lemmy: Slurp n' burp is the throw attack of all yoshies, even him.
Iggy: He spits Link out!
Lemmy: Link flies out of the arena!
Iggy: Link seems beaten.
Lemmy: Killer is beating him by almost a life.
Iggy: Link comes back into the arena!
Lemmy: He doesn't look beaten from this view...
Iggy: There's fire in his eyes and a song in his heart.
Lemmy: Which song?
Iggy: I'm partial to Saria's song...
Lemmy: It might be Zelda's Lullaby.
Iggy: Maybe. (Is hit on the head with a brick) HEY! Who did that?
Malon: IT'S EPONA'S SONG, YOU IDIOTS!
Iggy: Oh...right.
VGW: (On Radio) SHUT UP AND COMMENTATE!
Lemmy: But if we shut up--
Iggy: --how do we commentate?
VGW: Just commentate! (signs off)
Lemmy: Okay.
Iggy: Killer and Link are back to what this fight originally was supposed to be: a good old-fashioned duel.
Lemmy: We shouldn't have been talking about the song; the damages rose a lot while we were chatting!
Iggy: Killer stabs Link!
Lemmy: Link retaliates with a chop!
Iggy: But Killer blocks and parries!
Lemmy: That knocked Link off his feet!
Iggy: Killer jumps up with an X Slice!
Lemmy: Direct hit!
Iggy: Link is not only hurt in the landing, but by the gust as well!
Lemmy: Link gets up and grabs Killer with the Hookshot!
Iggy: How do you know that isn't the longshot?
Lemmy: It's too short.
Iggy: Link throws Killer to the left off arena!
Lemmy: Killer does his double jump!
Iggy: And X Slice! He catches the edge!
Killer: That's it; time to finish you off!
Lemmy: X starts to glow!
Iggy: I've never seen that happen before!
Lemmy: I have! It means he's going in for his Ultimate Slice!
Iggy: He sweeps Link's legs out!
Lemmy: Link's on the ground!
Iggy: He raises Ultima X!
Killer: ULTIMATE SLICE!
Lemmy: He slashes down!
Iggy: And Link goes FLYING!
Link: Looks like Team Hyrule's blasting off again...(star appears)
Malon: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY LOVE!
Post-Match:
Killer: World's greatest swordsman my eye... He was nothing.
Lemmy: (Walks into the arena) Congratulations, Kay.
Killer: Hey, I don't deserve all the credit. X did her share as well. (Strokes his sword)
Lemmy: That's right! You did good too, X!
Killer: (Smiles) She says thank you. (Puts X into the sheath on his back)
Lemmy: So, what are you going to do now, Kay? Do you have anyone in mind you want to challenge?
Killer: Not quite yet, but I'll think of someone to fight.
Lemmy: Just to let you know, you have a perfect record.
Killer: Hmm...Don't I get a shot at the Super Smasher?
Lemmy: I guess so.
Iggy: (comes down to Lemmy & Killer) I just looked at all of the stats; only Daffy, Megaman, Red Yoshi, and Killer have perfect scores.
Killer: So many contenders, so little time...
Lemmy: I'll see what we can do about this. More likely, if it has to be one-on-one, you will get to fight the champ first.
Killer: Thanks, Lem. (Shakes Lemmy's hand and teleports away)
(Meanwhile, at Link's house)
Link: I lost...
Mario: It's not the end of the world. You lost once before, remember?
Link: Still... I don't like to lose.
Mario: Nobody does, but it's a part of life.
Malon: Yeah. I've lost plenty of horse races in my time, but I just keep on trying.
Link: I guess you're right...
Malon: I think you need a hug... (Hugs Link)
Link: (Smiles) There we go. Now I feel better. (Hugs her back)
VGW: (on radio) Well, that's all for now, but what did you think of the match? I have my usual list of questions.
Link: Actually, I just said that because it felt right...
VGW: Very well, I have another question in mind. Should there be a Super Smash Stadium Radio Show?
Mario: That's-a pushing it a little too-a far!
VGW: Quiet, you.
Mario: Yes, sir... (turns to others) I need-a to leave right-a now. Later now-a, Link. (he leaves; others stay)
VGW: (radio off; now speaking aside) Sometimes I wonder whether or not he really hates Luigi; only time will tell.
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