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Lemmy: Ladies and gentle-Koopas, pokémon and girls, dream-landers of all ages: Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you the clown prince, Lemmy K!
Iggy: The four eyes, Iggy K!
Wendy: The very annoyed Wendy K...
Lemmy: THE COM-EN-TATERTOTS!
Wendy: Why did I agree to do this...?
Iggy: Here's the background of the match WITHOUT a video...
Lemmy: Ash decided he wanted to see a pokémon battle in the stadium...
Iggy: So we decided on James the Persian vs. Reid the Mewtwo...
Lemmy: We told Pat that it would be a fight between the cats...
Iggy: Pat transferred it to Lugia that we wanted a catfight...
Lemmy: And Lugia told VGW to set one up.
Iggy: So VGW told Yoshelly, Kirbetty, Samus, and Jigglypuff to be in Congo Jungle at noon...
Lemmy: Why Congo Jungle, we don't know, but this isn't what we had in mind...
Wendy: Either way, the twins told me that there would be a fight to see who was the best girl in the stadium, and for some stupid reason, I agreed to commentate...
Lemmy: Here come the fighters!
Iggy: In the blue corner, weighing in at 12 pounds...
Wendy: She wishes...
Iggy: It's JIGGLYPUFF!
Lemmy: And don't forget her three coaches, Ash, Ness, and Pikachu.
Iggy: Of course.
Lemmy: In the red corner, weighing in at awful lot with her armor on...
Samus: HEY!
Lemmy: IT'S SAMUS ARAN!
Audience member: TAKE IT OFF!
Captain Falcon: FALCON PUNCH! (Knocks the audience member to Timbuktu)
Lemmy: And her coach, racing champion, CAPTAIN FALCON!
Captain Falcon: Hmph!
Wendy: And in the Green corner, at 1024pounds...
Lemmy: That's Snorlax's weight....
Iggy: Shhhh!!!
Wendy: It's KIIIIIIRBETTY!
Kirbetty: THAT ISN'T VERY NICE!
Wendy: And her husband, one of the fattest people in the stadium, second only to Mario, it's KIRBY!
Mario &Kirby: HEY! WE DETEST THAT!
Iggy: You aren't involved in this match Lardio!
Wendy: My brother's right! Take this! Giant Rings!
Mario: Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! (disappears)
Lemmy: And finally, in the pink with turquoise polka dots corner, weighting in at... she won't tell us...
Wendy: A real girl wouldn't...
Lemmy: It's Yoshelly!
Crowd: YEAH!
Boshi: TAKE IT OFF!
Killer: She isn't wearing anything...
Boshi: Be quiet...
Red: (Throws an egg at Boshi) SILENCE!
Boshi: Umm... (Runs away)
Iggy: And her husband, Red Yoshi!
Lemmy: And their new-found bounty-hunting friends, Killer & Ultima X!
Wendy: It's time to get this show on the road,& I have a nail appointment soon! And now, for the thousands in attendance...
Lemmy: And the millions...
Iggy: And billions...
Lemmy: Reading worldwide...
Wendy: LETS GET READY TO SMASH IT! (© TheKoopa Twins 2000)
Lemmy: Kirbetty and Jigglypuff run toward each other!
Iggy: They have a score to settle!
Wendy: Samus starts charging up her blaster!
Lemmy: But she stops and blocks as Yoshelly runs toward her!
Iggy: Kirbetty eats Jigglypuff!
Kirbetty: Now I'VE got your powers!
Megaman: Don't make me come in there!
Kirbetty: Umm...
Kirby: Leave her alone!
Megaman: Tell her to stop stealing my lines!
Lemmy: While that little brawl is going on, Samus and Yoshelly have some hand-to-foot combat.
Wendy: Kirbetty releases Jigglypuff as she processes the powers!
Iggy: A CLEFAIRY! I'M GONNA CATCH IT!
Wendy: That's Kirbetty with the Jigglypuff hat...
Iggy: Darn...
Lemmy: Yoshelly eats Samus and turns her into an egg!
Wendy: And the kicking starts!
Iggy: Jigglypuff uses her Sing attack to put Kirbetty out for a moment!
Lemmy: Meanwhile, Samus breaks out of the egg and starts beating on Yoshelly!
Wendy: Jigglypuff sits down with a Nightmare attack and attempts to put Kirbetty away!
Iggy: But unfortunately, the fat one makes it back by a stroke of pure luck!
Lemmy: Samus grabs Yoshelly and throws her!
Wendy: Close, but Yoshelly manages to grab hold of the edge!
Iggy: Kirbetty attacks Jigglypuff with a Final Cutter, knocking her over to Samus!
Lemmy: Kirbetty jumps down to get in on the action!
Wendy: Samus uses Screw Attack on them both!
Iggy: The two puffballs change their focuses and are now attacking Samus!
Lemmy: Yoshelly jumps up to a high platform in the arena!
Wendy: With a single Hip Drop, she sends Samus and Kirbetty into the background!
Lemmy: And Jigglypuff is barely catching the edge!
Iggy: But a Head-butt fixes that!
Wendy: Bye-bye, little pokémon.
Iggy: The crowd starts cheering!
Crowd: YOSHELLY! YOSHELLY! YOSHELLY!
Lemmy: Red Yoshi offers a few encouraging words to Yoshelly, and the lifts are preparing.
Iggy: And here come the three others back into the arena!
Wendy: They waste no time, but they do waste Yoshelly.
Lemmy: Samus shoots out her hook arm!
Iggy: She catches Kirbetty in it and throws her aside!
Wendy: Whatever happened to teaming up on the winner?
Lemmy: I dunno.
Iggy: Jigglypuff grabs Yoshelly!
Wendy: And she tosses the dinosaur over her back and into oblivion!
Lemmy: Okay! Time for fun! (Throws a crate into the arena)
Iggy: I wonder what it contains...
Wendy: It lands near Samus and Kirbetty!
Lemmy: Kirbetty knocks Samus over and picks up the crate!
Iggy: She throws it at Samus, only to have Samus roll out of the way!
Wendy: A star pops out!
Lemmy: Samus quickly grabs it!
Iggy: She starts a full-scale attack on Kirbetty, as Jigglypuff battles the newly revived Yoshelly!
Captain Falcon: PUNCH HER BRAINS OUT, SAMUS!
Crowd: SAMUS, SAMUS, SAMUS!
Wendy: Samus lets loose a powerful punch, knocking Kirbetty over to Yoshelly and Jigglypuff!
Lemmy: She's taking a breather while the other three chicks duke it out!
Iggy: She runs over to the other three and quickly uses a Screw Attack!
Wendy: Kirbetty jumps with a final cutter and lands right on Samus!
Lemmy: The gust hits the other two!
Iggy: The damage levels are going sky high as we speak!
Lemmy: Hey, look! Samus's damage is at SIXTY-NINE! Hehehe...
Captain Falcon: I'm all for that!
Iggy: Make like VGW and go out the window.
Captain Falcon: Huh?
Iggy: (Throws C.Falcon out the window) Like that.
VGW: (on radio) Iggy, don't put in me in the middle of this! And second, no Mass. jokes! My aunt lives there! Don't make me call again! (signsoff)
Wendy: Finally, someone who's like King Dad-ikins!
Twins: Shut Up!
Wendy: Samus grabs Yoshelly and throws her away for another kill!
Lemmy: And Jigglypuff gets revenge by doing just that to Kirbetty!
Iggy: My turn! (Throws a crate into the ring)
Wendy: Samus and Jigglypuff are fighting insanely near the crate!
Lemmy: Samus kicks Jigglypuff away and picks up the crate!
Wendy: She throws it at Jigglypuff and...KABOOOOOOM!
Iggy: The crate explodes! Jigglypuff is down like the Hindenburg!
Lemmy: Well, she's certainly big enough...
Wendy: Yoshelly and Kirbetty come back and start fighting each other!
Iggy: They're paying Samus no mind!
Lemmy: But Samus gets in the battle!
Wendy: She uses a Screw Attack!
Iggy: Kirbetty grabs her and throws her overboard, just as Jigglypuff comes back!
Lemmy: Kirbetty and Yoshelly quickly attack Jigglypuff, knocking her near a crate!
Iggy: Who threw that?
Wendy: Me; Got a problem?
Iggy: Uh... no.
Lemmy: Jigglypuff smashes open the crate!
Iggy: It's a HAMMER!
Wendy: She picks it up!
Lemmy: And here comes Samus!
Jigglypuff: PUUUUUUFF! (DIIIIIIIE!)
Wendy: Jigglypuff runs at Yoshelly and Kirbetty, getting in a pair of quick kills!
Iggy: She runs toward Samus and hits her with the hammer!
Lemmy: And as Samus lands, she is hit again!
Wendy: But she's not down yet!
Iggy: Jigglypuff jumps up and hits her toward the ground, just as the hammer disappears!
Lemmy: Samus looks mad!
Jigglypuff: Puff, jiggly... (Oh, dung...)
Wendy: She runs at Jigglypuff!
Iggy: She shoots out her arm and throws Jigglypuff over her back!
Lemmy: She torches the pink alien's rear with her flamethrower!
Iggy: Dogs don't know it's not bacon!
Wendy: Oh, it's bacon alright.
Lemmy: She grabs Jigglypuff again, throwing her the other way!
Iggy: The puffball floats back!
Wendy: But Samus lets out a SMASH punch! Jigglypuff goes flying!
Lemmy: And that's one...two...three deaths--you're out--
Iggy: --at the old ball game!
Post-Match:
Samus: But... how did I... that doesn't work right...
Captain Falcon: All that matters is you won. So, what's her prize?
Lemmy: An all expense paid trip for two to Six Flags theme park!
Samus: Six flags?
Captain Falcon: Not Disney world?
Iggy: We couldn't afford Disney, but Daffy Duck and Ash Ketchum have some connections with Time-Warner-Turner.
Captain Falcon: At least it's better than here.
Samus: Yeah. Let's go! (Runs off)
Captain Falcon: Hey! Wait for me! (Runs after her)
(Meanwhile, in the locker room...)
Jigglypuff: PUFF! PUFF JIGGLY PUFF! (FIX! FIX I TELL YA!)
Ash: Look on the bright side; you beat two people!
Pikachu: Chu pipikachu ka pika pi Pikachu! (And you finally got revenge onKirbetty!)
Ness: And you're not in last place on the placement charts!
Jigglypuff: Puff...Puff jigglypuff... (Yeah... I guess so...)
Ness: That's the spirit!
Lemmy: Mash, go figure out how Kirbetty is doing!
Mash: Right!
(In the restaurant part of the Stadium:)
Kirbetty: IT'S NOT FAIR! I DESERVED TO WIN, NOT HER! THAT HAMMER WAS CHEAP!
Kirby: Calm down! It's not the end of the world. Maybe someday, you can challenge them all to a re-match. THEN you can prove how great you are. And you're ALWAYS the best in my eyes.
Kirbetty: Awww...
Iggy: Blech! Mushy stuff! Get to Yoshelly and Red Yoshi!
Mash: Okay, Iggy!
(in the fields:)
Yoshelly: That wasn't fair... if she hadn't gotten that hammer...
Red: There's always tomorrow, Yoshelly. But for now, you just have to accept your loss.
Killer: Face it; you wouldn't have won, anyway. Samus came back at the end with 66 more damage than Jigglypuff had. Samus COULDN'T have lost. It wouldn't have happened.
Blue: It's not as easy as you think for comeback victories like the one Killer described.
Yellow: Even if I was in that situation, it would be tough for me to win!
Green: Look, you gave it your all, and that's all that matters.
Yoshelly: I guess you two are right...
Red: In the meantime, though, we have to think of what we can do to help VGW! He'll fight Powers soon!
Yoshelly: Yeah...
Green: I have no ideas...
Yellow: I'm better at fighting, not thinking!
Blue: I can't think of any, and I'm usually the thinker of the group.
Killer: I have a few ideas of my own, but I'm not talking. (uses X to teleport back to Yoshi's Island)
All Other Yoshis: I wonder what he has in mind...
Mash: Well, that's all the fighters, now just for the questions.
Wendy: Allow me.
Mash: Would VGW allow you to give them?
VGW: (on radio) Wendy, give the questions out. (signs off)
Mash: Whatever...
Wendy: Anyway......
Lemmy: Remember to send in your reactions! We'd be so sad without them!
Iggy: Yeah react. And remember, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, Elmer Fudd will shoot it.
Lemmy: I don't get it...
Iggy: Adios!
Lemmy: Shalom!
Wendy: Au revoir!
Mash: Uhh... GOOD-BYE!
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