| Bomberman | DVGBC | Falco Lombardi |
Ghostshi | Kamek | Poo | Sir Tomintul |
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| Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | Player 5 | Player 6 | Player 7 |
| Dan Moore | Derfy Duck | Flipper | Laffy Duck | Moshito | Oswaldo | Venswa |
| Player 8 | Player 9 | Player 10 | Player 11 | Player 12 | Player 13 | Player 14 |
Lemmy: Ladies and Koopalings...
Pat: Friends and foes alike...
VGW: The Super Smash Stadium proudly presents...
Lemmy: The Clown Prince, Lemmy K!
Pat: The Pic Making Pat VD!
VGW: The Victorious (& Vicious) VGW!
Lemmy: The SSS Commentators!
Crowd: (cheers)
Pat: Today's match is a special one, folks!
VGW: That's right, for this match is going to go down in history!
Lemmy: For starters, this is the first fight that has FOURTEEN fighters at one time!
Pat: Also, this is the first match where you, the fans, picked the fighters!
VGW: Well, most of them. The Superpowers had minor influence on a few.
Pat: I don't know if they were supposed to here that...
VGW: They knew that we would have a little influence!
Lemmy: Stop it, the two of you! Anyway, this fight is similar to VGW's "I Quit" match with Powers.
VGW: Don't remind me...
Pat: Lemmy can say whatever he wants! (whacks VGW with his trout Billy)
Lemmy: Thank you Pat. Anyway, for this fight, whichever team loses can not post any more messages on either of the two message boards on the site.
Pat: This way, another part of the Stadium will be at peace.
VGW: Guys, maybe until Yom Kippur instead...
Lemmy: We'll think about it!
Pat: This two live, fan-based fight starts out in the NEW Mushroom Kingdom, but it won't stop there--at least, it's highly unlikely.
Lemmy: We've made this match a low-item matchup; however, that won't stop an Abra from coming in.
VGW: We'll probably toss in some other pokémon that we have available, or maybe other items.
Pat: If you don't mind me asking Lemmy, but how come Kamek is one of the fighters? He's a bad guy when he's against Mario!
Lemmy: We have worked together on the original Koopa Klub; since I'm friends with Lardio, Kamek is as well.
Pat: I assume that's also why DVGBC is on the good guys side...
VGW: There are worse people on the message board than DVGBC. This "Flipper" is who I'm concerned about, if you want my opinion.
Lemmy: Point understood. Remember folks that some of the combatants have more than three moves; it's allowed in this fight.
Pat: Do not worry if you forgot the moves; you'll soon find out most of them along the way.
VGW: Enough stalling; let's get the show on the road!
Pat: Right VGW! Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the main event of the evening!
Lemmy: So for the (# of people in the chat room) in attendance, & the few watching around the world...
VGW: LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!
Lemmy: It looks like Bomberman is getting ready to pull out some bombs.
Pat: Dan Moore & Flipper are advancing on Tomintul, while Ghostshi and Moshito have a tango.
VGW: Ghostshi uses his Haunt Screech, and Moshito is paralyzed! It also looks like Venswa is also caught in the Screech.
Pat: Lemmy, what is Kamek doing?
Lemmy: He's about to transform into someone! Who will it be?
VGW: He's....Megaman! Kamek has a MAJOR move advantage now.
Pat: You're right! He calls for the Super Adaptor and starts firing his Mega Arms on the bad guys!
Lemmy: It looks like Oswaldo is trying to protect Dan from a mega arm; he's using Take Down to do so!
VGW: But he's taking damage from that as well!
Lemmy: What the?!? Falco starts attacking Dan Moore with his Falco Kick!
Dan Moore: I got you in here! Why are you against me?
Falco: Because you didn't bring me in!
Pat: I say it's time for an item to be tossed. Hey guys, heads up! (tosses a crate underwater)
VGW: Underwater?!? What are you thinking of?
Pat: It's bait for Flipper, Laffy, & Derfy.
Lemmy: They took the bait, but they only have 20 seconds before they drown.
VGW: Guys, DVGBC is on the platform, with Kamek/Megaman on the other one for balance. But....what is DVGBC using for attacking?
Pat: Those look like homing missiles! And Kamek/Megaman is using the Dive Missiles at the same time!
Lemmy: Both sets of homing projectiles are going to Venswa & Oswaldo...and they connect! Both have lost a life!
VGW: Back to the underwater fighters now... they've broke the crate, exposing two pokéballs & a ray gun.
Lemmy: It looks like Poo is heading down to Laffy, who took the gun!
Pat: But Laffy was prepared; a nicely tossed frisbee sent him to the fans which caused his first death.
Lemmy: Derfy gets one pokéball, and throws it down!
VGW: And it's...is that Kingdora?!?
Pat: It is, and he's flying up to where the other fighters are...and starts launching Dragon Rages!
Lemmy: While DVGBC, Kamek, & Falco were KO'ed by the rages, so were Dan Moore & Moshito.
Pat: Flipper gets the other pokéball, and out comes....ABRA!
VGW: It's teleport time! Where will we end up?
Lemmy: It looks like...it is! My own remake of one of those SMB3 stages! Winter Wonderland!
Pat: Winter Wonderland?!? I've never heard of that!
VGW: I have; Lemmy told me he was making plans for such a place. Folks, look at the map below to find out what it looks like.
Lemmy: Remember folks, that only Bomberman, Tomintul, Ghostshi, Flipper, Laffy, & Derfy haven't lost a life yet.
Pat: All fourteen fighters quickly get used to their new surroundings--hey! Bomberman & Oswaldo are slipping like crazy!
Lemmy: It's an ice field; they're supposed to slip. I just hope that no one uses fire moves on the ice...
VGW: Too late; Bomberman starts to throw pumped bombs at the opponents, while Kamek dons Kirby's powers for a while.
Pat: Lemmy?!? What are pirahna plants doing under the ice?!?
Lemmy: Whoever melts the ice has to watch his/ her step to avoid being hurt--badly! There is a way to change them to health coins; the P-Switch at the top- left part of the field.
VGW: Poo is trying to PSI Thunder his way up, while Bomberman is using his Bomber Coptor for extra flying power.
Pat: It looks like Venswa is hitching a ride on Dan; the dino sure can carry a ton!
Lemmy: He's using the vine that connects to the P-Switch cloud!
VGW: And we have a major fight! Bomberman keeps the bad guys away, while Poo is getting ready for his Brainshock.
Lemmy: He lets loose, and lands the attack successfully! Both Dan & Venswa should be confused by now--
VGW: --and they are! They are going at it like crazy!
Pat: Bomberman stomps on the P-Switch...and the plants turn to coins!
Lemmy: Uh, guys...do you know what Oswaldo is trying to do?
Pat: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!! He's not doing that move......
VGW: What move?
Pat: The one I used on Lemmy on our fight! Self-destruct!
Lemmy: The explosions are made of fire! It will melt the whole field for 30 seconds! Oswaldo, STOP!
VGW: Too late; the move has already started!
Pat: TAKE COVER!
Lemmy: (a few seconds later) Guys, I just got word of what happened! Oswaldo & Poo are out of the match! Everyone else has one life left!
VGW: Oswaldo always kills himself...
Pat: I'll give you that one.
Lemmy: It's time for another item; last one there is Bowser's 8th child! (throws a crate on the P-Switch cloud)
VGW: Falco, Tomintul, Derfy, & Laffy go after it!
Lemmy: The action is too intense; swords & beaks are colliding!
VGW: If only my sister was in that mess instead...
Pat: After some fighting, Tomintul gets it & throws it!
Lemmy: After seeing a pokéball come up, Falco is heading toward it!
Pat: But Derfy does a headbutt, knocking him out! Man, that cloud is high!
VGW: Tomintul gets revenge, though, by using his Hyper Swing to KO Derfy and send Laffy reeling long enough for Tom to get the pokéball.
Lemmy: And the pokémon is....ABRA?!?
Pat: How he got here is beyond me, but we're teleporting again....HEY!
VGW: Is something wrong?
Pat: THIS IS MEGA CITY, MEGAMAN'S NEW ARENA!
Lemmy: That is something!
VGW: Especially since I helped to make this place! Let's watch!
Lemmy: Well, Laffy & Flipper start to team up on Bomberman & DVGBC, but the good guys are starting to come out on top.
Pat: The others are fighting on the first floor of the highway...but I think the building near them is opening.
VGW: You're right! Someone's about to come out!
Lemmy: And he is...some red robot with jet boosts & what I think looks like a fire horn; it's not Heat Man.
VGW: That's Burner Man!
Pat: And on the building above that one, it looks like Saturn is using his Black Hole to bring the fighters to him!
Lemmy: Both attacks are really hurting! I'm tossing something out! (tosses two crates on both sides of the level)
VGW: Lemmy...none of them had pokéballs in them; you sent down the wrong crates!
Pat: What was in those crates VGW?
VGW: Super Tanks! Three in each crate!
Lemmy: OK, so I made a mistake...don't kill me.
Pat: As long as the good guys win, you'll live.
VGW: Kamek looks like he's about to transform again.
Lemmy: He is! He changes in...ELECTRODE!?!
Pat: I don't think Kamek was supposed to do that, you know...
VGW: Hold on Pat! I see what Kamek is doing! He's going to use Self-Destruct on some of the enemies!
Lemmy: Not again! TAKE COVER!
Pat: (after a few seconds) I got the results from that bang! Kamek, Laffy, Venswa, & Bomberman have been KO'ed; the others are still reeling.
VGW: Well, they aren't reeling anymore, since they just got some Super Tanks.
Pat: I got the final Abra; I say it's time to toss it. (tosses the pokéball onto the field)
Lemmy: Dan Moore gets it and tosses it down! Where will we go this time?
Pat: I'm finding out...VGW, do you have any idea?
VGW: I can't believe it! We're at the Danger Room!
Lemmy: Excuse me, but I don't see Mr. Xavier...
VGW: Wrong one. This one was made in part by one of the fans; I think it was Omega.
Lemmy: Yeah, Omega Red.
Pat: OK, that's enough! Let's start this final round!
VGW: Moshito starts to chagre towards DVGBC, & DVGBC steps backwards--into a warp hole!
Pat: For the moment, DVGBC is safe on what looks like an elevator platform.
Lemmy: Dan & Flipper are attacking Tomintul & Ghostshi respectively--what the?!? Flipper has fallen through a moving hole!
VGW: He could be--nope; he landed on a moving platform.
Pat: Moshito & Ghostshi are now seeing eye-to- eye, but Ghostshi lets out his Haunt Screech attack long enough to paralyze him.
Lemmy: Everyone's fighting cautiously; no one has ever expected this type of danger in the Danger Room.
VGW: Guys, I just got the next crate; I'm tossing it. (tosses the crate on the highest platform, between two bumpers)
Pat: Moshito & Flipper head up towards the crate, but they are impeded by the bumpers.
Lemmy: Guys, what is Ghostshi doing? He's glowing all of a sudden...
Pat: He's about to fire his Kamehameha, a ghost beam attack.
VGW: He lets the beam go...& Moshito is hurt real bad!
Lemmy: He's going...going...GONE! Moshito is out of the match!
Pat: Flipper gets to the crate and throws it towards Ghostshi...and Ghostshi is knocked out!
VGW: I see two pokéballs from the crate and a trout.
Pat: Billy!
VGW: Lemmy...one of the pokéballs is shaking for some reason...WOAH! It's out already!
Lemmy: That's Jackie, my Hitmonchan. Jackie, use your Thunder Punch on Flipper!
Pat: Jackie obeys and the attack is super effective. But now Jackie must leave; only one attack allowed per guest pokémon.
VGW: DVGBC gets the trout and starts hitting Dan Moore with it, while Flipper gets the other pokéball from under Tomintul.
Lemmy: And it's...Eefi?!?
Pat: WOAH! This wasn't expected! One of the "Eeveelutions" has just appeared and has started to use Psychic on Tomintul!
VGW: That's gotta hurt! Tomintul takes a jump, and uses Hyper Blast...he makes it in time!
Lemmy: It's a good thing I helped train Tominutl before this match.
VGW: DVGBC starts to load up on his Homing Missiles, but was hit by Dan in the process.
Pat: We have got a cat fight between all four fighters! We need an item to break them up!
Lemmy: I got one! (sends a capsule down to the fighters)
VGW: Dan Moore, DVGBC, & Tomintul go after the crate...and Tomintul gets it!
Pat: It's thrown towards Dan Moore--hold on! DVGBC goes after Dan, and the crate is about to crash on them!
Lemmy: And the crate goes BOOM! Dan & DVGBC are not in this match anymore!
VGW: This match has gone from 14 to 2 fighters now; Tomintul vs. Flipper.
Pat: Flipper starts to charge towards Tom, but he just stands there!
Lemmy: What is he doing?
VGW: Tom, move it!
Pat: Guys, look at his sword!
Lemmy: I see it...it's glowing! He's going to do Hyper Slash!
VGW: Is that a rip off of Killer's Ultimate Slice?
Lemmy: No; the Hyper Slash is Tomintul's main SMASH move. He's going to use it...
Pat: Flipper is coming...
VGW: Any second...
Lemmy: NOW!
VGW: What is going on over there? I can't see through the explosion!
Pat: Wait...the smoke is clearing...
Lemmy: Flipper is unconcious! He's just laying on the ground, as if his gills are dried up!
VGW: Tomintul picks him up, throws him upwards, and does a Hyper Swing to hit him!
Pat: And Flipper is going...
Lemmy: Going...
VGW: GONE! This match is over; Tom & the Gang are victorious!
The player of the game is...TOMINTUL!!!
Post-Match:
Pat: So...all seven of the bad guys can't post anything on the Message Board ever again?
Lemmy: Not for a LONG time.
VGW: All seven of them--Flipper & Co--are not allowed to post another message again.
Pat: Well, thank you for attending the 2nd live matchup in the Stadium. This is Patrick V...
Lemmy: Prince Lemmy Koopa...
VGW: HOLD ON! It's not time to say goodbye yet!
Lemmy: Why is that?
VGW: Because---- (transmission is lost)