 |
 |
 |
 |
| Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 |
Background:
|
|
|
|
|
| Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 |
Background:
Lemmy: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Iggy: Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you.....
Lemmy: ...The clown prince, Lemmy K!
Iggy: The four-eyed Iggy K.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Lemmy and Iggy: The S. S. COMMENTATORS!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Iggy: Who's bright idea was it to let him commentate?
Lemmy: Not mine.
Pat: Well, the fans wanted him!
Iggy: Do you want to be thrown out the window?
Pat: I'll be going now. ::whacks them with Billy and runs away::
Lemmy: ouch..... So what do we do about Morton?
Morton: Wedding cake.
Iggy: ::throws Morton out the window::
Morton: WEEEEEE!
Lemmy: And that is that.
Iggy: Okay, today's match will be another title shot, but first, let's give the back-story. We have three of 'em this time.
Lemmy: Round one! ::Pops in a tape::
Daffy: Hey, VGW.
VGW: What, Daffy?
Daffy: I'm undefeated, tho when do I get my title thot?
VGW: I don't know. I can probably book you a match against Red Yoshi for tomorrow night.
Daffy: Thankth, VGW. You're a pal.
Iggy: ::Stops the tape:: And that's not all. ::Pops in another tape::
Killer: Hey, Lemmy, ain't I supposed to get a title shot soon?
Lemmy: I guess so.
Killer: So when can you book me up against Red Yoshi?
Lemmy: How about tomorrow night?
Killer: Sounds good. I'll be there. ::Walks away::
Lemmy: And one last thing. ::Puts on a third tape::
Lugia: Hey, Megaman!
Megaman: What?
Lugia: You're undefeated, that means you have the right to a title shot!
Megaman: I do?
Lugia: Yeah. You do want a shot, right?
Megaman: Yeah.
Lugia: Okay, I'll try to book you a match against Red Yoshi for tomorrow night.
Iggy: ::takes tape out:: Well, that's it.
Lemmy: As you can see, Killer, Megaman, and Daffy were all promised title shots for tonight!
Iggy: So we figured, just make it a free-for-all.
Lemmy: This is going to be a great match.
Iggy: With the exception of Killer's fishy loss to Megaman......
Lemmy: Daffy Duck's unofficial loss to my other five siblings.....
Iggy: And any tag-team losses Red Yoshi has had (of which I don't remember any)....
Lemmy: .....None of these fighters have ever lost a match.
Iggy: This match is scheduled for two lives each.
Lemmy: There will be no time limit, and any illegal procedures, such as interference, will cause loss of one life on the guilty party.
Iggy: Items will be thrown in at whatever rate we feel like, and the Pokémon will not necessarily be the normal ones.
Lemmy: And now entering the Great Fox, the fighters!
Iggy: Why is this on the Great Fox?
Lemmy: ::shrugs:: How should I know? I just work here.
Iggy: First entering the ring, the reigning champion, Red Yoshi!
Lemmy: And he has brought, of course, Yoshelly!
::Crowd Cheers::
Boshi: TAKE IT OFF!
Tomintul: Sir, we'll have to ask you to leave.
Boshi: Who are you?
Tomintul: Security. ::Grabs Boshi and drags him away::
Boshi: HEY! I HAVE RIGHTS!
Tomintul: You have the right to remain silent; anything you say can and might be used against you.
Boshi: I choose to waive that right! SOMEBODY GET THIS GUY AWAY FROM ME!
Bob Dole: Bob Dole thinks Boshi reminds Bob Dole of Bill Clinton.
Iggy: Tomintul is really useful.
Lemmy: That's why I hired him!
Iggy: Anyway, Red Red Yoshi is in the arena, as Yoshelly waits on the sideline!
Lemmy: And here comes the first challenger, the only robot who's saved the world more times than Dr. Wiley's tried to conquer it, it's Megaman, flying in on Rush!
::Crowd cheers::
Iggy: With his coaches Dr. Light, Rush, and sister Roll!
Lemmy: Isn't that Dr. Right?
Iggy: No, it's Light.
Lemmy: RIGHT!
Iggy: I know I'm right.
Lemmy: No, I meant his name is Right!
VGW (Over radio): WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF?
Lemmy: Sorry.
Iggy: Light.
Megaman: Wish me luck.
Dr. Light: Good luck, Megaman.
Roll: Good luck, Mega! I hope you win!
Rush: Yeah. ARF! Mega wins yeah yeah.
Lemmy: Do you see what I see?
Iggy: Killer's flying onto the Great Fox!
Lemmy: Apparently, he found a blue shell.
Iggy: But why isn't he teleporting in with X?
Lemmy: He said he would prove his skills in this match by fighting without X.
Iggy: Does he still have a chance?
Lemmy: I hope so.
::A female white yoshi walks up to them::
Lemmy: Hi.
White Yoshi: Hi, Lemmy.
Iggy: Uhh, who are you?
White Yoshi: That's irrelevant.
Iggy: No, the relevants are at the zoo.
White Yoshi: That's elephants!
Iggy: That's what I said.
Lemmy: Want to commentate with us?
White Yoshi: Sure. I love watching Kay battle.
Iggy: I still want to know who you are!
White Yoshi: I'm a close friend of Lemmy and Kay and let's leave it at that.
Lemmy: She's Killers's girlfriend.
White Yoshi: Yeah, that too.
Lemmy: So, are you worried about Killer being weaker without his, umm.... sword?
White Yoshi: Not at all. He recently "acquired" Master Summon Materia, and that should give him a better chance.
Lemmy: Don't you mean stole?
White Yoshi: yes.
Iggy: Well, let's start the match.
Lemmy: Okay.
White Yoshi: And now, for the thousands in attendance....
Iggy: ....And the millions watching worldwide....
Daffy: HEY!
Lemmy: I knew we were missing something…
Daffy: Aren't you going to introduce me?
Lemmy: Uhh.....
Iggy: Uhh.....
White Yoshi: Uhh.....
Daffy: Okay, we've all had our fun. Now that everyone knows I'm here, start the match!
White Yoshi: And if nobody else objects, for the thousands in attendance.....
Iggy: ..... And the millions watching worldwide.....
Lemmy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT! (©The Koopa Twins 2000)
Iggy: Killer and Red Yoshi start against each other on the fin!
Lemmy: Daffy is fighting Megaman to the left!
White Yoshi: Don't you mean right?
Iggy: Don't bother. We go through this every time.
Lemmy: Killer and Red exchange kicks! Neither is using any special attacks yet!
White Yoshi: Daffy and Megaman, however are using Frisbee toss and Mega Buster at each other.
Iggy: Daffy runs at Megaman!
Lemmy: Megaman retaliates with a punch, knocking Daffy away!
White Yoshi: And Kay has yet to use a special attack!
Yr31 Yk28 D25 MM19
Iggy: Finally, Killer kicks Red Yoshi away from him!
White Yoshi: He's using a Summon, but which one?
Lemmy: It's Ifrit, and he burns Red Yoshi a bit!
Iggy: But Red Yoshi shoots a tri-fireball at Killer while he reverts to normal!
White Yoshi: One of the fireballs hits Megaman, just by chance!
Yr48 Yk36 D31 MM34
Lemmy: Fun time! ::Throws a crate into the arena::
Iggy: Daffy picks up the crate quickly, and he chucks it at Mega!
White Yoshi: Megaman is hit, and is knocked over to Kay's back!
Lemmy: Daffy grabs the fan that popped out and ignores the bumper and the fire flower!
Iggy: Killer summons Chocobo-Mog and rams through Megaman!
White Yoshi: Too bad Daffy jumped out of the way!
Yr54 Yk39 D31 MM61
Lemmy:Killer's run stops at the end of the arena!
Iggy: Megaman picks up the flower and starts to burn Red Yoshi!
White Yoshi: Daffy isn't quite sure what to do, so he hits Megaman with the fan.
Lemmy: That gives Red Yoshi enough time to get out of the fire!
Iggy: He kicks Megaman in the head!
White Yoshi: And the blue boy drops the fire flower!
Lemmy: Red picks it up and starts burning Daffy and Megaman with it!
Iggy: Mmm... roast duck.
Lemmy: Hey! That's my line!
Iggy: You never copyrighted it!
Lemmy: Well, I am now!
Iggy: Nope!
Lemmy: Yup!
White Yoshi: Kay runs at Daffy and head-butts him!
Iggy: Just as the fire-flower wears off!
Yr64 Yk39 D43 MM78
Lemmy: The four all run toward each other!
White Yoshi: Kay uses Thief Punch and punches Red Yoshi, stealing 10 gold coins!
Iggy: Megaman hits Daffy with a running kick attack!
White Yoshi: Daffy is sent over the edge!
Lemmy: Rock starts charging up the Mega Buster!
Iggy: Daffy makes it back up using his Upward Spin Kick.
Yr72 Yk39 D51 ND MM78
Iggy: Red Yoshi runs toward Killer!
Killer: LEHUM!
White Yoshi: And he eats Red Yoshi! YEAH!
Iggy: He turns Red into an egg and starts kicking it!
Lemmy: Megaman releases his charge! Daffy goes flying with a full-force blast!
Yr61 D0 Yk39 D0 D0 D1 MM78 D0
Roll: WAY TO GO MEGA!
Rush: MEGA MEGA!
White Yoshi: Red Yoshi breaks out of the egg, only to be kicked over by Kay!
Iggy: Megaman is taunting the fallen duck!
Lemmy: With a kick while getting up, Killer is knocked to the back of the ship!
White Yoshi: Hey, Kay! ::Throws a crate into the arena::
Iggy: Killer grabs the crate as Red jumps to him!
Lemmy: Megaman is battling the newly revived Psyduck!
Daffy: THAT ISN'T VERY NICE! ::Is hit by Megaman:: OW!
White Yoshi: Kay throws the crate at Red Yoshi!
Lemmy: It was booby-trapped, and Red's the booby!
Iggy: Red flies off into the vacuum of space as Killer is hurt slightly by backfire!
Yr0 D1 Yk45 D0 D21 D1 MM99 D0
White Yoshi: Little boy blue and the deranged mallard are still duking it out!
Iggy: You're beginning to sound like King Dad!
Lemmy: I hope VGW can figure out how to colorize her speech!
White Yoshi: DD grabs MM and swings him around!
Iggy: Darkwing Duck grabs Mickey Mouse?
Lemmy: Doomsday grabs Mr. Mxyzptlk?
Iggy: Mr. Miztvahpawtucket?
::At Mario's Pad, seen with a hidden camera, Mario and Peach are watching the match::
Mario: who grabbed me?
Peach: Me! Hehehehe!
Mario: Oh, right. ::Turns the lights out::
::Back at the arena::
VGW (On Radio): I think she means someone caught a Mr. Mime.
White Yoshi: DAFFY DUCK GRABS MEGAMAN! FOR PETE'S SAKE! THINK ONCE IN A WHILE!
Iggy: Uhh.... Megaman got KOed!
Lemmy: Killer is fighting Red!
Iggy: Yeah! your stupid talking made us miss too much!
Yr43 D1 Yk91 D0 D21 D1 MM0 D1
White Yoshi: The blue bot reappears and attacks Duck Dodgers!
Lemmy: Red torches Killer!
White Yoshi: Oh, no! Dodge it!
Iggy: And after but a few fireballs from the red one, Killer gets out of the way.
Lemmy: Killer looks like he could use an item… (Throws a box into the arena)
White Yoshi: Killer picks it up and throws it at Red!
Iggy: But Red dodges!
Lemmy: Not only that, but he grabs one of the pokeballs that pops out!
Iggy: Red throws it down!
Blastoise: TOISE!
Red Yoshi: I RULE!
Lemmy: Oops.... Killer sorta, kinda gets KOed by the Blastoise.....
White Yoshi: LEMMY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Yr47 D1 Yk0 D1 D53 D1 MM24 D1
Iggy: And now, Red runs toward the dueling duck and the battling bot!
Lemmy: What a DOOFUS!
White Yoshi: He is blasted by a fully charged Mega buster, and then blown away in an upward spin kick!
Iggy: I don't see how he became the super smasher in the first place!
Yr(OUT) Yk0 D1 D57 D1 MM29 D1
White Yoshi: Megaman lets off a high kick to the landing duck.
Lemmy: Killer's back in the arena!
Iggy: He kicks Daffy in mid-air to the edge of the arena!
Lemmy: Megaman doesn't seem to notice Killer; he's focusing all his attention on Daffy!
White Yoshi: He starts charging the Mega buster!
Iggy: Killer's going to use a summon; keep in mind that he cannot control which one he uses.
Lemmy: It's Shiva! She covers the Great Fox in ice, causing slippery motion!
White Yoshi: I see something in the distance!
Iggy: No time for that, Daffy is blasted by the Mega buster!
Fox: Battle on my ship without me, will ya? TAKE THIS! ::Pulls the triggers::
Lemmy: And, in midair, he's shot by an Arwing!
White Yoshi: He's gone!
Yr(OUT) Yk0 D1 D(OUT) MM29 D1
Iggy: And then, there were two.
Lemmy: Killer runs at Megaman and starts kicking!
White Yoshi: Megaman starts punching back!
Iggy: Hey, why don't we throw in a pokéball?
White Yoshi: Because Megaman might get it!
Lemmy: Hmm... ::Throws a pokeball into the arena:: HEADS UP!
Iggy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
White Yoshi: OH, NO! MEGAMAN HAS THE POKEBALL!
Megaman: POKEBALL, GO! ::A Mewtwo pops out of the ball::
Megaman: ALL RIGHT!
Iggy: LEMMY! THAT THING WILL KILL KILLER!
Lemmy: I know what I'm doing!
Megaman: Mewtwo, psychic!
Killer: Oh shi.... wait a second!
Megaman: I said PSYCHIC!
Killer: REID, ATTACK MEGAMAN!
Megaman: Uh oh...
White Yoshi: And Megaman is blasted away by Mewtwo's psybeam attack!
Lemmy: That's not just a Mewtwo; it's Reid. And Reid is my Mewtwo and a friend of Killer.
Post-Match:
Killer: WHO'S THE MAN?
Iggy: You beat his brains in!
Lemmy: You're the new super smasher!
White Yoshi: You proved your greatness once again, Kalvin!
Iggy: Kalvin?
VGW: Kalvin?
Pat: Kalvin?
Lemmy: ::Nods:: Kalvin.
Killer: Uhh.... Cala, get us out of here!
White Yoshi: Right! ::Grabs Killer with one hand hand, sticks her other hand into the ground, and they vanish without a trace::
Megaman: That game was a FIX!
Doctor Light: What do you mean by that?
Megaman: The pokémon I got wouldn't obey me! I want a rematch!
Roll: That WAS an unfair match, I agree!
Iggy: Killer won. That's it.
Megaman: You will get me a rematch!
Iggy: Not me. Maybe you should ask Lugia or VGW. ::Walks away::
Red Yoshi: I can't believe I lost the title!
Yoshelly: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Red Yoshi: I LOST THE TITLE!
Yoshelly: The odds were stacked against you. don't feel bad.
Red Yoshi: But I lost!
Yoshelly: The important thing is you tried!
Red Yoshi: The important thing is I lost! ::Walks away::
Iggy: Well, now that KALVIN is the new Super Smasher, he gets the office and the trailer.
Lemmy: And the hoards of admirers. And please call him Killer.
Iggy: Anyway, now which one of us will ask the questions?
Pat: ::Runs in:: ME!
Lemmy: But you didn't commentate!
Pat: (Whacks Iggy, then Lemmy, with Billy) I said ME! Now, here we go.
Daffy: HEY! YOU ALL FORGET ME AGAIN! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER! Where's DVGBC when you finally need him?
Elsewhere:
Pat: (is putting fishfood in Billys tank)
Sonic: ::walks in:: Hey, Little speedster!
Pat: Sonic! What're you doing here?
Sonic: Well, awhile ago I asked Powers if I could become a fighter, and said I wanted my name Blue! He said he'd think about it.
Pat:Hmmm....Powers told the staff that Geno also wanted Blue.
Sonic: I Know! And since VGW is temprorarily gone, and you're incharge, can I battle Geno for the color?
Pat: Ok. The Loser gets the color Navy, ok?
Sonic: fine. ::leaves::