Match #37

Goshi: Hello, I’m Goshi the Grey Yoshi and welcome to another exciting episode of Super Smash Stadium! Today is my first match, so e-mail me if you have any ways to improve the match

Larry: I'm Prince Larry Koopa, who will also be commentating. It was either this or baby-sitting Morton. In case you care, Ludwig got the horrible job.

Goshi: Well, anyway today I will be doing a classic match, using Super Smash Bros. We will find out who really is the strongest cute character! They are all low lvs and although all items are on, they come out low meaning this fight won't be too vicious.

Larry: The chosen fighters were two puffballs, a rat, and a dinosaur. All they need is a pizza place, and they would have a TV show. Too bad Lardio ate all the pizza in the world.

Fighters for Yoshi's Island (The "cutest" course)

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Larry: And now, enough talking, let the Carnage begin!

Goshi: And Jigglypuff starts this battle off by hitting Yoshi! Soon they all start punching each other. This fight may be cute, but it is definitely not cuddly!

Larry: Didn’t you steal that from the Smash Bros. Website?

Goshi: Your yelling at ME for stealing?

Larry: Uhhh...

Goshi: Anyway back to the match. And Jigglypuff gets hipdropped by Yoshi! Although not too effective, It was more painful then the punches. Then Pikachu thunderjolted Kirby, but missed. Then he tried the same move to Jigglypuff, and it came out successful! Pikachu is using his number one element: cheapness. That’s why I use him as much as Yoshi in SSB

Larry: Your right for once. And now Jigglypuff decided to pound Kirby, sending the other puffball in the air. And unlike the sites moron (besides Morton), Oswaldo, “He can’t fly”

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Goshi: And now Pikachu thunder jolts Yoshi two times. Then Kirby rock hardens into Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff is still alive though. When Jigglypuff gets back on her feet, her and Pikachu start to trade punches. It looks like the Pokémon are not helping each other this fight!

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Goshi: Right now, as you can see, Pikachu is doing the best! He’s quick agility makes no one be able to hit ‘em! But Yoshi eggifys him, leaving him open for a few attacks.

Larry: After being whacked off, Kirby tries to get back up but goes under the course. Since the main platform on Yoshis Island is solid, you cant go through it like the other ones. Big mistake for the Dreamlander. The first KO! And as you can see by the stats, the rat’s cheapness is putting him in the lead.

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Goshi: And now Pikachu again thunder jolts, this time at Yoshi. It was too much for Green Yoshi. Ked is KO’ed, leaving Jigglypuff and Pikachu left with two lives. Meanwhile Kirby punched Jigglypuff off! Pikachu is the only one who hasn’t been KO’ed.

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Larry: And Pikachu has a lot of health left. It looks like this games the cheap rodent. Hey, king dad could hire him, it would be cool to see him Thundering Lardio and Linguini.

Goshi: No wonder why I use him as much as Yoshi when playing… Well, anyway, Jigglypuff has used sing while everyone was near her! Unfortunately for her, Kirby dodged it and Pikachu used his shield. Yoshi is the only one affected!

Larry: The 2nd most marshmallow resembling character in Nintendo (first being Mallow, of course) uses this time to his advantage. He used the move Copycat! Now Kirby’s Copycat is replaced with eggify.

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Goshi: A ticked off Yoshi hits Pikachu and Jigglypuff, then hits Kirby and then eggify’s him. Don’t mess with the Yo’ster!

Larry (sarcastically): Gee, I wonder why you say that about Yo'sters. Soon a brawl fest comes up, and they all attack one another. Nothing big happens, except Yoshi knocks Jigglypuff down. Since a few good punches were thrown, lets look at the stats!

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Goshi: Jigglypuff smash attacks Pikachu. He’s going, going… But wait! He just survived. To make it to the platform he zaps up. A bad choice for him, since now he didn’t make the jump! Another KO! After he returns, they all start fighting one another. This match is definitely not cute.

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Larry: Yoshi begins more action when he hip drops Jigglypuff. Its time for an item! (Throws out a crate) Inside a crate is: a motion sensor bomb. Sounds like something Kooky might've made.(editors note: Kooky is Ludwigs nickname) They all fight for it, but in the end Kirby gets it. He places it one of the platforms. Meanwhile Jigglypuff hits Yoshifrom behind while he was fighting Kirby , and it was too much for the green dino. Since it’s his 2nd time being KO’ed, he is out of the match! So what were you saying about not messing with the green dino?

Goshi: If you don’t stop, I’ll borrow Billy from Pat and show you what Pat does to your brother. And now back to the match. While I was talking, Pikachu thunder jolts Jigglypuff. All of the fighters have high damage. It’s anyone’s match, but I would put my money on Pikachu

Larry: Then Pikachu thunder spins Jigglypuff, sending the balloon Pokémon out of the match. Kirby then watches as Pikachu after jumping up after KO’ing Jigglypuff, hits the motion sensor bomb, sending the electric mouse out of the match. Kirby has won!!!

Mash: Hello, this is Mash Toady, interview extraordinaire. First I will interview Pikachu. So, Pikachu, how do you feel about losing while you were ahead the whole match?

Pikachu: PIKACHU PIKA PIKA! Chu. Pikachu pi pika… (I feel ripped! Kirby didn’t even do anything and still won. If it wasn’t for that motion sensor bomb…) Pikachu pi pika. (I feel like thunder shocking someone, since I didn’t all battle long) PPPIIIIKKKKAAAACCHHHUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mash: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (Burnt from thundershock)

Pikachu: Pika pi. (Laughs)