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Intro
Lugia: Konnichiwa...en la pelea de hoy...le peleadores et... err...sorry... I guess I'll have to stick to English. With that behind... I'll show you how this question came up on the first place. Where is Lakitu?
(Lakitu flies over to Lugia)
Lakitu: Cadet Lakitu reporting at 1800 hours!
Lugia: Lakitu, get that tape rollin'!
Lakitu: Aye Sir (note: Lakitu has been spending a little too much time watching military movies...)
(tape rolls)
Lugia: Hm...Looks like Fox is playing Ocarina of Time...
(at Link's House)
Fox: (Link comes across a bush in the game) ARGH! What is that thing?! Where is Link's blaster?!
(Pikachu comes in)
Pikachu: Pikapika!Pikapi?!( What is a blaster! Can't Link thundershock?!)
Fox: This game stinks! Doesn't Link have StarFox 64?
Pikachu: Pika...pika...pikapikachu...pi..pi...(Let me see...The Legend of Zelda...Link's Awakening... A Link to the Past... The Adventure of Link...)
Fox: NO Starfox games?!
Pikachu: Pika?! (No pokemon games?!)
( Link enters)
Link: What's the problem?
Fox: You only have Zelda games! They are all so outdated! You need some futuristic games!
Pikachu: Pikapi? (What about some games in the present?)
Link: I like the past... which is the best time period.
Fox: WHAT?! Your game stinks!
Link: My games are of top quality. And I've never seen your games in the top ten lists!
Pikachu: Pikachu!Pika!Pika! (What about Pokemon! Let's face it! Those are the best because they take place in the present!)
Fox: There is only one way to solve this!
Link: Right! (takes out some sticks) Whoever gets the short stick wins!
Fox : I was talking about a fight...
Pikachu: (laughs )
Link: OK! I'll meet both of you at Hyrule Castle at 3:00 o' clock! BE THERE!
Fox: Fine!
Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah!)
(Both leave)
Link: (talking in old Hylian) Astepctu hfa hemki! (I'll show them!)
(tape ends)
Lugia: What a bunch of crybabies. Before the fun begins, let me introduce my two partners for this match!
Lugia: The first one is a lady famous for..um... let me see...oh! That's right! She is famous for those weird telepathic messages she sends to Link! She is...
(Zelda enters)
Lugia: Princess Zelda!!
(cheers)
Zelda: Well, thank you for the indtroduction.
Boshi: TAKE IT OFF!!
Lugia: You are not here... (hyper beams Boshi)
Boshi: AAAH!!!!!(gets knocked away)
Lugia: My other partner for this match is a professor a little out of his mind... but he is respected by many because of his knowledge about Pokemon, he is...
(Professor Oak enters)
Lugia: Professor Oak!
(cheers)
Oak: Wow! Is that Lugia?! Too bad I didn't bring any Masterballs!
Lugia: (silence)
Lugia: Today's match will take place in..(Or should I say "on?") Hyrule Castle. Each fighter will have three lives and items are set to medium. I will commentate Fox's moves because the Star fox crew is on vacation. Zelda and Professor Oak...well..self explanatory.
Zelda: Oh God! I hope Link wins! I'm so worried!
Oak: You sound like a princess!
Lugia: She is a princess!
Zelda: Look! Up in the sky! Link is coming surrounded by a blue light!
Lugia: Here comes Fox and he jumps off his Arwing!
Oak: And here comes Pikachu's pokeball!
Lugia: Ladies and gentlemen...
Zelda: Hylians, Kokiris,Gerudo, Gorons, and Zoras...
Oak: Pokemon of all ages...
All: Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you...
Lugia: The Legendary Lugia!
(cheers)
Zelda: The Hylian Princess, Zelda!
(cheers)
Oak: And the Pokemon Professor, Professor Oak!
(cheers)
ALL: THIS MATCH'S COMMENTATORS!!!
Lugia: And without further ado...
Zelda: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
Lugia: (Is confused)
Oak: Pikachu starts off attacking Fox with a thunder jolt!
Lugia: Fox "replies" with a smash attack! Both fighters are attacking each other with no mercy!
Zelda: Link uses this opportunity to... JUMP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE?! What is he DOING?!
Oak: Pikachu and Fox start shooting with their respective B move...but neither of them gets hurt because Link is in the middle!
Zelda: For the Triforce's sake! Link! Do something!
Lugia: He just did! He used a spin attack to knock Fox AND Pikachu away from him!
Zelda: Good riddance.
Oak: Pikachu goes after Link and uses thunder! An electric move with 10 pp and power of-
Lugia: You can explain all that after the match.
Zelda: Link slashes Pikachu back!
Lugia: Fox charges his fire fox and goes towards Link!
Zelda: Link hits Fox! Yay!
Oak: Pikachu is standing and Fox falls near him! Pikachu uses headbutt on Fox and sends him flying!
Lugia: He meant a smash attack... here are the stats:
L123 Pi154 F0 D1
Zelda: Link throws his boomerang at Pikachu!
Lugia: Fox is back! And with him, a crate appears!
>Oak: Pikachu and Link are duking it out on the eastern side of Hyrule castle!
Zelda: Link drops on Pikachu with a downwards stab! Wait a minute...a downwards stab on my castle!? Hey! Link!
Link: What?
Zelda: I don't want any bruises! Be careful!
Link: (silence)
Lugia: While all this happens, Fox used the time to grab the crate and throw it to reveal a fire flower, a hammer, and a tomato!
Oak: Pikachu used quick attack to get away from Link and grabs the hammer!!!!
Lugia: Holy Magikarp® !!
Zelda: For the Triforce's sake!! Link runs! RUN LINK!
Lugia: Fox attempts to run, but he doesn't make it! A tornado got him!
L 184 Pi192 F0 D2
Zelda: Link grabs the tomato!He is healed!
Oak: Pikachu's hammer runs out! And the fire flower is gone.
Lugia:/ Fox is back! He goes after Pikachu and uses a smash attack! Pikachu is knocked off!
Zelda: Link goes after Fox!
Oak: Pikachu can be seen far off in the distance...
Lugia: Fox smashes Link and KO's him too! Fox got two KOs!
Zelda: Pikachu and Link are back!
Oak: Pikachu is after Link!
Zelda: Link uses a spin and sends Pikachu backwards!
Lugia: Fox hits Pikachu when he (Pikachu) lands!
Oak: Alll the fighters go to the right side of the castle!
Zelda: They are hitting each other and bouncing off the right wall! Good thing I didn't put a window there...
Lugia: A capsule dropped on the left side of the castle! Fox goes for it!
Zelda: And so do the other fighters!
Lugia: Fox gets there first to reveal a pokeball!! He grabs it!
Oak: And out comes a pokemon of the shellfish family that is mainly used for tackling heavy obstacles!
Lugia: He means blastoise...
Zelda: The blue monster knocks off Link and Pikachu!!! (GASPS) No!!
Lugia: Wow! Fox made a great comeback! Here are the stats!
L 0 D2 Pi 0 D2 F 78 D2
Oak: Pikachu and the Hylian are back! This is everyone's last life!
Lugia: Fox goes for Link! But Link uses a spin attack on Fox!
Oak: Pikachu smashes Link!
Zelda: Link gets up and smashes Fox! Fox is knocked off!
Lugia: He what?! Whose moves am I going to commentate now?
Oak: You'll just have to leave...
Lugia: (evil grin) Actually... you will leave...(grabs Professor Oak and thows him out the window)
Lugia: Say hi to Professor Utsugi!
Zelda: That was mean...
Lugia: I feel sorry for him, but I need to commentate. Let's continue, what did I miss?
Zelda: Not much, just a few smash attacks, a tornado grabbed Pikachu... and that's about it.
Lugia: Anyway, Pikachu uses thunder! This is a close situation! Both fighters are very damaged! Let's check the stats!
L 87 D2 Pi 117 D2 F (OUT)
Zelda:
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS.... LINK!!!!!!!
Post-Match
(At Link's house)
Link: So... Which time period is the best, uh?
Fox: Mumble...(leaves)
Link: Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika....(leaves)
(Malon enters)
Malon: Link! You won! That's great! (is going to kiss Link)
(Lugia enters)
Lugia: STOP! I don't allow Super Smooch Stadium in my matches. Malon, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Link: Who said so?
Lugia: I did. (Uses psychic on Malon. Malon is teleported back to Lon Lon Ranch)
Link: ....
Lugia: I'll leave now. Mash Toady will be here any minute.(leaves)
(Mash enters)
Mash: So Link! What do you think of your victory?
Link: Well...since Malon isn't here...I don't feel like celebrating, but I enjoyed showing everyone that the past is the best!
Mash: Is that all?
Link: I think so.
(in the main lobby)
Mash: Hello Fox! What is your opinion about this match?
Fox: Leave me alone!
Mash: (cries and leaves)
(in the pokemon's locker room)
Mash: Hello Pikachu! What did you think of your performance?
Pikachu: Pikapi!(That wasn't fair! That sword hurts!)
Mash:I'm sorry, but we can't ban Link's sword.
Pikachu: Pika....(charges up thunder) ccccchhhhhhhhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!(zaps Mash)
Mash: (cough) this is (cough) Mash (cough) Toady signing off...(cough) (faints)
(at Pallet Town)
Oak: I'll ask the questions from over here...
1.Which time period is your favorite?
2.Should SSS have another "clash of the ages?"
3.Why did Lugia throw me out the window?
4. Should Super Smooch Stadium continue or be gone for good?
Zelda:Cast your reaction here please. The future of SSS depends upon you! Err...sorry...wrong game...