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Tomintul: Ladies and Gentlemen...
Beam Knight: Boys, girls, and knights...
Tomintul: The Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you...
Beam Knight: Beam Knight, the Best in the World! (It's the one he sent me!)
Tomintul: Tomintul, Master of Swords and Explosions! (Note by Beam Knight: yours is just as bad as mine!)
Both: THE SSS COMMENTATORS!!!
Tomintul: Today we have an interesting match for you.
Beam Knight: That's right! As far back as history goes...
Tomintul: Or at least until Sony made the Playstation...
Beam Knight: These 3 companies have been at "war".
Tomintul: But tonight, we will finally sort it all out, for this, is the Meaning of Life, bum bum... err, um, I mean, uh, we will pit the mascots of each team against each other.
Beam Knight: You watch to many movies.
Tomintul: SO I LIKE MONTY PYTHON! IS THAT A CRIME?!
Beam Knight: Yes. Now, this is a very special match. I am commentating with Tomintul on his 1st match because I gave him the idea to do this match, and he wants to use some of my ideas.
Tomintul: Yes, that's true. Also, each fighter will have 3 items to use. Only the character that uses the item normally may use it.
Beam Knight: And, if a character picks up the wrong item, say, Sonic picks up a Fire Flower, then he receives a jolt of electricity, drops the item, and receives 10% damage.
Tomintul: Mario's items are: Fire Flowers, Stars, and Bomb-ombs.
Beam Knight: For Sonic: Rings, Bubble Shields, and Invincibility.
Tomintul: If Sonic gets 10 rings, then he turns into Supersonic for 10 seconds, where he can move faster, and hurts anyone he runs into by 10%.
Beam Knight: Bubble Shields let him jump higher than normal, plus he has them until he gets hit, and can have another item while he has that on.
Tomintul: And Invincibility acts like the stars.
Beam Knight: And Crash's are: Wampa Fruit, Witch Doctor Mask, and Nitro Box.
Tomintul: He eats the Wampa fruit and it heals 100% of his damage.
Beam Knight: If he gets a Mask, it will take a hit for him, if he gets 2, it will take 2 hits for him, and if he gets 3 or more, it acts like the star.
Tomintul: And Nitro Boxes are like Remote Mines.
Beam Knight: Each pill, crate, or barrel has one of each of the fighter's items in it…
Tomintul: …and since there are no pokéballs as items, I will release our abras on our own.
Beam Knight: Now, the starting arena is the New Mushroom Kingdom!
Tomintul: But, as always, we don't know where the abras will take us after that.
Beam Knight: Mario comes out of a warp-pipe!
Tomintul: I see a blue blur! And there is Sonic!
Beam Knight: And Crash flies in on the airplane that's in Warped!
Tomintul: Now, this is a 3-live match, and I don't think there are any other necessities, so...
Beam Knight: Without further ado...
Both: LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT SKY HIGH!!!! (Copyright Sir Tom 2000)
Tomintul: Mario starts to beat up on the newcomer, while Sonic stands off to the side, charging up his Spike Cannon.
Beam Knight: And he fires! Crash and Mario fall into the water!
Tomintul: Yikes! But now it's time for the 1st item ::throws a crate into the arena::
Beam Knight: It landed near Crash, who, along with Mario, just got out of the water.
Tomintul: It looks like Crash didn't like what Sonic did, so he threw the crate at him.
Beam Knight: It was booby-trapped! That had to hurt!
Tomintul: Yes, it did. Here are the stats.
M: 30 S: 40 C: 30
Beam Knight: It seems that was due payback, because now they start to team up on Mario.
Tomintul: But just as they get close, Mario jumps behind them and Tornadoes both!
Beam Knight: But they get the better of him, because they both Smash Attack him as he comes down, and he flies straight down into the hole in the water.
Tomintul: Ouch.
Beam Knight: Yeah. These are the stats.
M: 0 D1 S: 55 C: 45
Tomintul: You know, I grow tired of this arena. ABRA, GO!!! ::Throws out an abra::
Beam Knight: Hey! This is Sonic's new arena, the Death Egg!
Tomintul: Cool.
Beam Knight: Very.
Tomintul: But we can ogle at the arena later; there's commentating to be done!
Beam Knight: You're right; as it is, we missed too much. It looks like the metal Sonic has just blown Crash away!
Tomintul: Metal Sonic wonder if he could have a future in SSS... but any way, here are the stats.
M: 25 D1 S: 90 C: 0 D1
Beam Knight: Mario jumps on the elevator while Sonic charges up his spikes.
Tomintul: ::throws a pill in the arena::
Beam Knight: Looks like Crash is a real pill-popper he's cracked open the pill and he throws the Nitro box inside.
Tomintul: Meanwhile Mario goes for the Fire Flower but gets hit by Sonic's spikes.
Beam Knight: Crash's Nitro box hit the ground near Sonic. Everyone better stay back or get some super glue.
M: 35D2 S: 90 C: 0D1
Beam Knight: Sonic grabbed the ring and jumped away from Crash's Nitro box. Metal Sonic spins by but does nothing because the fighters aren't on the ground.
Tomintul: Mario comes back just as the Fire Flower is about to disappear. Crash doesn't want to waste a good item and tries to pick it up.
Beam Knight: A shocking experience! He drops it. He knows now not to mess with other people's items.
Tomintul: Mario grabs the Fire Flower just before it disappears and uses it to torch Sonic.
Beam Knight: But the fire hits the Nitro box! Sonic gets it for the first time!
M: 35D2 S: 0D1C: 10D1
Beam Knight: It's a nice arena but it's getting boring. Got an Abra?
Tomintul: Yes. ::uses the Abra and goes to the Cortex Blimp::
Beam Knight: We're here at Crash Bandicoot's arena the Cortex blimp! Now, the fighters can stand on the top of the blimp as well as the fin and the clouds.
Tomintul: Right, but they should stay away from the propeller or they'll get blown away!
Beam Knight: Mario looks like he could be out at any time.
Tomintul: Yes he does. Sonic starts the fight at the Blimp with his Invisible Speed. He's invisible and he runs round punching and kicking everyone while they can't see him!
Beam Knight: But his ten seconds are over now. Crash throws a Wampa fruit core at Sonic and knocks him off his feet.
Tomintul: But Mario uses his fireball on Sonic. Looks like he could lose another life soon.
M: 46D2S: 26D1C: 21D1
Beam Knight: ::picks up a barrel and throws it into the ring::
Tomintul: The barrel Beam Knight just threw landed on the bottom cloud. Mario goes and gets it.
Beam Knight: He punches it and it breaks open revealing a Witch Doctor Mask, Bob-omb, and another ring.
Tomintul: Crash drops down and gets the mask. It serves its purpose early by taking a hit as soon as Crash puts it on.
Beam Knight: And Sonic gets the ring but Mario leaves the Bob-omb alone and it starts running around.
Tomintul: It explodes but who cares because it did nothing.
Beam Knight: Sonic is now on top of the blimp, Crash is on the fin and Mario is on the cloud to the left resting. Hmm... ::does something to a pill and throws it onto the cloud where the Bob-omb was::
Tomintul: And it looks like Beam Knight just had a great idea. Crash goes to get the pill and gets blown away by the fans. Then Sonic goes around the fan and throws the pill down.
Beam Knight: I put a bomb in it! Duck and cover! ::the pill explodes and Sonic is sent out:: Here's the stats.
M: 46D2 S: 0D2 C: 0D2
Tomintul: And now everyone has 1 life left. This time I'M throwing out a crate.
Beam Knight: Suit yourself.
Tomintul: ::throws a crate::
Beam Knight:Mario breaks it open and it's got a Wampa Fruit, a bubble shield, and a star!
Tomintul: >FONT COLOR=RED>Mario gets the star and hits Sonic before he can put on the bubble shield. But he isn't gone entirely. He comes back and gets the Shield and Crash eats the Wampa fruit even though he already had full life.
Beam Knight: I still want to see Sonic's Super Sonic. ::throws out a bunch of rings. Can he get 8 before they disappear?
Tomintul: He gets 2 safely giving him four but now Mario is using his Super Mario Tornado on him.
Beam Knight: But Sonic retaliates with his triple spin and gets 3 more. That gives him 7.
Tomintul: He just needs three more. Crash doesn't plan on letting him get them. He throws a Wampa Fruit core at him and then uses Upward Spin to put Sonic away.
M: 66D2 S: OUT C: 0D2
Beam Knight: It looks like crash is going to win this one.
Tomintul: Maybe not. Mario throws Crash who hits the left cloud.
Beam Knight: He grabs the first thing he can to keep from falling. It just happens to be a ring. Zap.
Tomintul: He falls but jumps once...
Beam Knight: Twice.
Tomintul: And he does the upward spin and just catches the edge!
Beam Knight: But Mario's ready. He kicks Crash and he falls.
This game's winner is...
Mario Mario!
Post match:
Mario: Yes! I'm-a number one!
Tomintul: OK...Mash why don't you go see how the losers are doing?
Mash: All right, I'm here right now with Sonic and his friends.
Sonic: That wasn't fair. If I'd only gotten those rings I'd have won.
Tails: Well, it'll be all right. You're still the fastest in the world.
Knuckles: Yeah, don't cry over it. Besides you can always ask for a rematch.
Mash: Well, Sonic, how do you feel?
Sonic: How do you think? I've disgraced Sega! I came in third place!
Mash: Ok, now for Crash Bandicoot.
Crash: I can't believe I lost. All my games had way better graphics and storylines then Mario's! I mean "storm the castle and save the princess"? It's so redundant.
Coco: Well, at least you came in second place.
Crash: I mean, defeating an evil genius (over and over) isn't half as repetitive as saving a princess! Get real.
Beam Knight: Ok. Well then. Do you mind if I ask the questions?
Tomintul: Go ahead.
Beam Knight: All right.
1. If Sonic had gotten the rings would he have won?
2. Is Mario's storyline really more redundant than Crash's?
3. Will Sonic and Crash challenge Mario to a rematch?
4. Should the Nintendo team have lost?
5. Will I help make any more official matches?
Tomintul: All right, be sure to send in your reactions.
Beam Knight: This is Beam Knight
Tomintul: And Tomintul
Beam Knight: Saying good night! (Copyright Beam Knight, the Knight Gang, & Goomba 2000)
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