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Lugia: Hello fans! This is the Legendary Lugia!
Crowd: (cheers)
Lugia: Thank you folks. As you might know, Killer won the title of "Super Smasher" cheaply. The Mewtwo that came out of the pokeball turned out to be Reid (ask Lemmy about Reid if you want to learn more...) and Reid finished off Megaman... even though Megaman threw the pokéball!!! (note: If you missed the match, click here). Oh, I forgot... let me introduce my partner for this match...he's big...he's strong...he's...
(a mysterious black man [not African American; black armor] appears; Lugia knows who he is)
Lugia: DARTH VADER?!?!? What are you doing here? Someone else was supposed to be here...
Darth: The force...is strong within you...
Lugia: I don't care, I'm not into this "force" stuff.
Darth: (pulls out light saber) You want to fight over that?!
Lugia: Maybe later. We have a match to commentate.
Darth: Will I like this?
Lugia: Well...if you ask me, it IS better than WWF Smackdown...
(The Rock enters the commentating box)
The Rock: The Rock says that this SSS (beep) is a bunch of (beep) when compared to Smackdown!
Darth: Watch your mouth, weirdo. And don't go around showing your armpits and making lame "Simon Says" imitations.
The Rock: The Rock says this (beep)! I'm outta here!
Darth: He might be a good ally for the dark side...
Lugia: We'll get into that later. Anyway, the match today will take place in the NEWEST arena: Lugia's Cave!
Darth: There is NO such thing as Lugia's Cave! I've played an ancient version of Super Smash Brothers--
Lugia: Well, this is Super Smash Brothers v1.9! You could say that I am a game developer.
Darth: You are strong with the force...and with some logic. OK, continue. (breathes deep)
Lugia: Thank you. Please note that this Lugia's Cave one of those "special" arenas like the Danger Room and the "new" Mushroom Kingdom. These arenas are for special events, such as this fight for the title of the Super Smasher!
Darth: I'll put the picture up for those who are as ignorant as I am on such "tish-tosh".
Lugia: Let me explain this arena. The fighters have to stay in the platforms (duh!)! If they fall to the water, they will be sucked under by the current. Also, there is a Gyarados behind that waterfall...and you don't want to be near him...
Darth: Blah blah blah.... Can we begin? My cape is getting dirty from all the dust in here!
Lugia: What dust? Stop making up excuses and talk about the match!
Darth: OK! A match was a wooden object used by ancient civilizations from those lame 1990's and 2000. You could light it up by rubbing it against rough surfaces and-
Lugia: (sighs) Why do people always explain the WRONG kind of match?
Geno: (over the radio) WHY CAN'T YOU SAY STAR ROAD?!?!
Lugia: Um... that's not the topic... (cuts off transmission) That's better!
Darth: (grabs the microphone) What is this thing? Looks like some extremely obsolete technology...
Lugia: That is a microphone, and don't touch it! The fighters will be here any minute now!
Darth: I don't think so... they will be here in 31 minutes. To prove it, I'll order some pizza! (grabs the telephone and calls Domino's Pizza)
Mario: Hello! Domino's-a-Pizza! *hiccup* I'm -a- very sorry, but we *hiccup* ran out of-a- stock! *hiccup* (hangs phone)
Lugia: It's a wonder why... how COULD they leave MARIO in charge???
Darth: I don't know...
Lugia: What will we do to pass the time?
Darth: (uses Jedi Mind Trick on Lugia; uncovers extra info about the match--somewhat) Lugia, I met your boss, Tai M. whatchamacallit, and he said that there was some "side match" as well.
Lugia: Now I remember! Mash, play tape #1 on the double!
Mash: Right! (puts tape in)
(Inside Tai's office; VGW, Lemmy, Tai, & Giovanni (?) are having a talk)
VGW: It's true Tai! Lemmy rigged the match so Killer would win! Plus, he says that only AOL users can be Knights along with him. He's being prejudice!
Lemmy: I meant to grab another pokéball, but when I realized what I had done, I went along with it!
VGW: Enough of your excuses! Your other siblings could be better superpowers than yourself!
Lemmy: And there are other superpowers that can become knights--
Tai: ENOUGH!!! Lemmy, it is obvious that you helped cause the match that will take place. You favor Killer, while VGW favors Megaman. Both of you have something against the other, and you want it settled now.
Giovanni: I'll take it from here, Tai. (faces Lemmy & VGW) While Powers was still here, we worked in my gym to "improve" the trainer boxes so that in cases like these, the ones on the box will be who they think will win to the end. However, the only thing he or she will feel is pain. Tai, with your permission, I would like to strap these two onto the trainer boxes and make it so whenever Killer feels pain, Lemmy get's shocked; vice~versa with VGW Man & Megaman.
Tai: Interesting idea Giovanni! I'll add a little side bet that our "victims" probably would agree on. Lemmy, if you (Killer) win, you can bring your whole family to mess with VGW. VGW, if you (Megaman) win, Lemmy must remove the AOL Knight Ban.
Lemmy & VGW: (faces each other) You're on! (tape ends)
Lugia: In effect, we have two matches going on, and only one fighter in each match can win.
Darth: This will definitely be interesting! Hey, look! Here comes Killer, X in hand!
Lugia: I don't see Megaman though...
Darth: I wonder where he is... (Rush flies by Darth Vader's head and hits Darth Vader) Ouch! I guess he is here now...
Mash: Hey guys, which moves will each fighter use?
Lugia: Whoops! I knew I was forgetting something... Here are Megaman's moves.
Darth: What about Killer's moves?
Lugia: I got them.
Lemmy (over the radio; strapped in red trainer box): What happened to Summon?
Darth: It's too cheap... so we...err... I disabled it! For that matter, I also disabled items for this match!
Lemmy: Could you disable the shock system on this trainer box while you're at it?
VGW (strapped in blue trainer box): There's no chickening out now, Lemmy. Lugia, start the match! (cuts off radio)
Lugia: Now that we we are done with the icing on the cake -
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!!!!!!!
Darth: (uses Force to throw Morton out) I don't have time for you.
Lugia: Ladies and gentlemen...
Darth: Troopers and Hutts...
Lugia: Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you...
Darth: The best character in Star Wars! Darth Vader!
Crowd: (cheers)
Lugia: The Legendary Lugia!
Crowd: (cheers)
Darth: And without further adieu... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH THEM!!!!!! (They'll need it...)
Lugia: Why can't I have a normal partner like...um...I don't know...no one has a normal partner in here!
Darth: Killer starts the match with Xerang!
Lugia: Megaman gets hit, but he quickly tries to fire an uncharged Mega Buster.
Darth: He fails, though, because Killer teleports behind him!
Lugia: The Blue Bomber expected that move, though, and he delivers a powerful throw backwards.
Darth: Impressive! These two can sense what each other does!
Lugia: These two are some of the most powerful guys we have here, & Killer does the Spinning X Attack just to show how powerful that is.
Darth: Megaman seems to be in trouble; he went past the waterfall, and I thought I saw something move behind it.
Lugia: That's Gyarados! He's coming out!
Darth: And Killer wants to watch this up close...I think he got too close, though.
Lugia: You're right! Gyarados can do any attack, and he's doing Dragon Rage! The twister-style attack damages both fighters!
Darth: Killer gets up first and starts to use Fire 2.
Lugia: Megaman wakes up as well, and uses Mirror Buster to send it back!
Darth: The Yoshi Swordsman gets stunned, and that allows Megaman to use his Lightning Bolt attack!
Lugia: It connects successfully! Killer has lost his first of three lives!
Lemmy: YYYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!
VGW: Don't complain; I've already got some shocks from the Gyarados attack!
Lemmy: But Killer was KO'ed! And you get the most dangerous shocks when your "partner" dies!
VGW: Then I might survive these shocks long enough to win!
Darth: Those shocks; they had to hurt.
Lugia: Killer quickly comes back in this match, and lands a Hip Drop!
Darth: Megaman was too close to the side! He gets KO'ed! Most impressive!
VGW: YYYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!
Lemmy: We're even, VGW! Even...and full of pain! OW!
Lugia: Gyarados comes out of the waterfall, but doesn't see anyone (both fighters are on the right), so he just retreats.
Darth: I must admit, these goes know each other's attacks! They would make interesting opponents by me!
Lugia: Don't you dare go in the ring!
Darth: I won't! I want to see this to the end!
Lugia: Well, we missed quite a bit considering we were arguing!
Darth: Killer looks like he's going to do X Slice.
Lugia: He is! The "energy beam" goes to Megaman, who just reflects it back!
Darth: Killer gets knocked off of the platform, but he is just about to make it up...
Lugia: Wait! What's Megaman doing? He's taking a plunge into the water! Whoever gets caught in the water dies!
Darth: I can read his mind...he's going for Mega Upper!
Lugia: And he does use Mega Upper! Darth, how'd you know that?
Darth: The Force, Lugia. You have some of that ability as well, but you don't realize it!
Lugia: There is no doubt that Killer will drown in the water, but Gyarados is coming out!
Darth: I don't think his eyes are supposed to be yellow...what move is he using?
Lugia: A dark horse move; Thunderbolt! This is the first time we'll see how Thunderbolt works in the Stadium.
Darth: I see a lightning bolt; I see it going towards Megaman; I see he doesn't like it!
Megaman: OUCH! (goes up to the top of the arena and falls down...on the other side)
Lugia: I guess that's another KO.
Lemmy & VGW: OUCH! (shock) I AM (shock) TIRED OF BEING (shock) SHOCKED LIKE (shock) THIS!
Darth: Now this is a close match! Most impressive!
Lugia: Even the crowd roars with approval!
Crowd: (roars with approval)
Darth: At least you have some sense of humor.
Lugia: Megaman comes out, and he starts to glow. Is he--
Darth: He is. The Mega Morph.
Megaman: MEGA MORPH TIME!
(Rush comes in and merges with Megaman, forming Super Megaman)
Killer: Let's see if that suit is what is claims to be. Enguarde!
Cranky: (in crowd) Enguarde? He's here?
Lugia: (hyper beams Cranky to DK Isles)
Darth: Thank you. The two fighters are now coming to each other.
Lugia: Megaman starts to fire his Mega Homing Arm, giving Killer a real workout.
Darth: Killer manages to get to his adversary, and the two are duking it out!
Lugia: But Killer gets in an Ultimate Slice! Megaman is about to touch the water!
Darth: But he quickly jumps in mid-air and uses some sort of jets to get back in this game.
Lugia: If this was an item match, I'd throw out something right now. I had a Charizard ready...
Darth: Lugia, that dragon is coming out again.
Lugia: Gyarados comes out again, and he's leaning back into the waterfall. It looks like a Bite Attack.
Darth: Megaman sees it coming! And Killer is in between the two!
Megaman: It's time to finish this! MEGA...PUNCH!
Killer & Lemmy: OUCH! THAT HURT!
Lugia: It will hurt even more now, since Gyarados is ready to Bite!
Darth: It connects! Killer's butt is bitten!
Lugia: He's going up in agony...and falls behind the arena.
Darth: Killer didn't have much of the force; that's why he lost. As for Megaman, most impressive!
Lemmy: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH! THAT SHOCK HURT THE MOST!
Giovanni: (shoots Lemmy's straps off) Get off; it's going to explode!
(The red trainer box exploded, but Lemmy made it off safely. However, he is still in pain...)
Megaman: Wait! It's not over yet! Bring Killer back in here!
Darth: I will. (Killer falls down, still dazed after his defeat)
Megaman: (disengages Super Mode) Let's see if this works on Yoshis as it did on robots.
Lugia: WHAT?!? He's going to take one of Killer's weapons? Is that allowed?
Darth: He's Megaman; since he has earned a victory, he feels that he earns a weapon.
Megaman: (holds Killer for five seconds; after that, Megaman changes colors) Yes! I got Teleport! (shows his ability by teleporting to the different platforms in Lugia's cave)
Crowd: (cheers)
Post-Match:
(In Tai's office)
VGW: OK Tai, you remember the bet Lemmy & I made. Force him to remove his Knight Ban so AIM users can be knights!
Tai: Lemmy, you heard VGW! Remove it!
Lemmy: But I can't! VGW doesn't have the right "equipment".
Tai: Equipment, Shmequipment! You are forced to remove it!
VGW: Don't argue with Tai.
Lemmy: But the equipment is AOL!
Tai: Hmm... I know what you can do. You let other Knights speak for him. Say that I have the color red & you have blue. If you want to say something, you tell me what to say, and I say it in blue, not red, so the Knights know it's you.
Lemmy: Ok. Are you happy now?
VGW: A little...but I'm not fully satisfied!
Tai: We'll work out feelings later; I have an announcement to make. (over intercom) Attention fighters and superpowers! Please meet in the main lobby within five minutes! (turns off intercom)
Tai: You two, go to the main lobby right now.
Lemmy & VGW: Right. (leaves)
(In Killer's locker room)
Killer: Man, that Megaman is a good fighter.
X: (translation) Perhaps you two should team together; you guys have a lot in common.
Killer: I...I don't know.
(Megaman & Rush knock on the door.)
Killer: (puts X on a table) Come in.
Megaman: I'd like to tell you that that was one of the best fights I ever had; you almost beat me.
Killer: You were lucky. I never expected that Gyarados to Bite me. Maybe if it was a Water Gun or something, I would have been able to handle it.
Megaman: I didn't even know that those Gyarados can learn Thunderbolt. While my Lightning Bolt makes me invincible, I get hurt more from other thunder attacks than regular attacks because metal conducts electricity. Also, I hope I wasn't mean when I copied your Teleport attack.
Killer: Not at all; you've earned it. Hey, maybe we should...um, I don't know...
Megaman: Be friends? Work together? Find some ladies?
Killer: Yes, yes, no. I already have a girlfriend.
Megaman: Oh yeah, I forgot. Busted memory chip or something. (both laugh)
Killer: Partners? (sticks out his hand)
Megaman: Partners! (shakes Killer's hand)
Rush: Me three! (puts his front right paw on the others' hands, then "kisses" Killer)
Killer: Yech! (The others laugh)
(Tai's message has just played in the locker room)
Megaman: Shall we go?
Killer: (get's X off of the table) Let's. (all three (four) walk out, glad that they are friends)
(Everyone meets at the main lobby, wondering why they were called. They knew it had to be this important if it was being done on the air. Tai is up top; the Superpowers [the ones with the robosmashers] are below Tai; the rest of the crew is on the floor. The crowd is seeing all of this live from video cameras set up by Lakitu & Mash. Everyone is waiting for Tai to speak, wondering what is going to happen to the future of the Stadium.)
Tai: Welcome all, ladies & gentlemen. The reason I called you all here is because there are new champion belts on the line!
(everyone whispers amongst themselves, wondering what the titles are)
Tai: We are going to have a tag team tournament in the Stadium; whichever team wins becomes the "Partner Smashers". Before I let you choose your partners, there are a few things I have to mention:
Jigglypuff: Puff Jigglypuff Puff Jiggly? (Why can't VGW be in it?)
VGW: Tai already explained himself; I'll explain it to you. I am too powerful to be in the tourney. Besides, I'm more of a loner; it's not easy for me to get along with everyone.
Tai: OK folks, choose your partners! Also, to make things intersting, choose a unique nickname for your team.
LM: KK, how about we partner up?
KK: Sure LM.
Killer: Megaman, how about we participate?
Megaman: Sure thing.
Ash: Ready Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pika! (You bet!)
Samus: Hmm...who should I team up with?
Captain Falcon: How about me?
Samus: Of course I'll be with you silly!
Fox: Samus, I wanted to team with you!
Samus: Try teaming with DK; you two were friends before.
Fox: Hmmph! (goes to his former "Furry Friend" friend) DK, how about we team up?
DK: Sorry, but I'm teaming with Yellow Yoshi. Try Daffy; he needs someone.
Fox: Hmmph! (heads to "the true Neglected Character" of the Stadium) Daffy, how about we be partners?
Daffy: Thorry Thucker! I have found a partner who ith ath neglected ath me: Neth!
Ness: Sorry Fox. You have to hope that Wario is available.
Fox: Hmmph! (goes to "the evil plumber", who was just done talking to Tai)
Wario: Don't even think about asking me! My brother Waluigi is able to come to the tournament with me.
Fox: But who is left for me to partner with?
Wario: Try Jigglypuff; otherwise consider yourself a substitute player.
Fox: Hmmph! (goes to Jigglypuff, hoping that she doesn't have a partner yet)
(before Fox gets there, though...)
Kirby: Kirbetty, LM & KK want to challenge me & Luigi in this tag tourney. Do you understand?
Kirbetty: Of course I understand; I'll be with Jigglypuff.
Fox: Please, let me partner with you Jigglypuff.
Kirbetty: Sorry Mr. McCloud, but I got her first!
Fox: But...shouldn't you be with your husband?
Kirbetty: Kirby & Luigi have some business with LM & KK, so I paired with Jigglypuff instead. Try--
(This continued until there was only one more opening. Fox tried--)
VGW: I am NOT participating! You've made me mad this time! (focuses his mind, thinking of an attack to use against Fox)
Fox: Uh...bye! (starts to leave)
VGW: Homing Torpedoes! Charge and fire! (four or five special heat-seeking missiles went after Fox and hurt him pretty badly) That's why I'm not participating in the tournament. I can think up of any move I know and use it against my opponents.
Lemmy: Tai, Iggy & I will kick all of the other teams' butts.
Tai: Invitations for the tourney are officially closed. In Team Name order, here are the 16 teams going for the gold!
VGW: I guess it's time for questions.
::Tai is in his office::
Tai: Hmm....What's the holdup? I activatted that sattelite a week ago.....::Lugia flys in::
Lugia: you wanted to see me?
Tai: Yes. Patrick has recently informed me of how you've "broken the rules" lately....
Lugia> What do you mean?
Tai: For instance, Pat made it official that Geno would receive the color Navy if defeated, but you broke the rules and Gave him Aqua!
Lugia:I was drunk (like I always am)...I didn't know what i was doing.....
Tai: I just wanted to inform you, if you pull ONE MORE stunt like this, I will be forced to FIRE you. got it?
Lugia (Gloomily): Yes sir.....::leaves::