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VGW: Hello everybody! Welcome to the first SSS tag-team tourney!
Tai: Yes folks! 16 teams lined up and going for the gold!
Luigi Man: Today's first match is between the Dino-Pals and the Bad Bros.
Killer Kirby: The Dino-Pals consisting of Mario and Yoshi! The Bad Bros. consisting of Wario and the newest member of the Mario Universe, Waluigi!
Lemmy: This is the first match of 15 folks! This tourney's going to be a long, but exciting one!
Iggy: The match here today consists of 3 of the 4 Mario brothers! That's pretty amazing! Just so you know, Waluigi is represented by Wa.
Tom: Yes it is. Today's match will consist of 3 lives each, and no items or team attack!
Pat: Why, you ask? Because we don't want either players or SP's being cheap!
Goshi: This is also the very first match that ALL of the SP's are commentating! Cool, eh?
Lugia: So, without further aideu...
ALL: Ladies, gentleman, fans, fighters and SP's of all ages! THE SSS PROUDLY BRINGS YOU...
Luigi Man and Killer Kirby: THE FOREVER MAD LUIGI MAN AND KILLER KIRBY!!
::crowd cheers deafeningly::
VGW: THE SP NC VGW MAN!!
::crowd cheers SUPER loudly::
Tai: THE ALL POWERFUL TAI!!
::crowd cheers extremely loudly::
Pat: THE TALENTED PATRICK VAN DUSEN!!
::crowd cheers very wildly::
Goshi: THE MOST UNPOPULAR YOSHI, GOSHI!!
::crowd cheers unbelievably loud::
Lemmy: THE EVER POPULAR PRINCE LEMMY KOOPA!!
::crowd goes insane::
Iggy: THE FOUR-EYED IGGY KOOPA!!
::crowd chants,"IGGY!"::
Tom: THE SWORDMASTER, TOMINTUL!!
::crowd cheers way too loud for anyone to hear anything::
Lugia: THE LEGENDARY LUGIA!!
::crowd goes too crazy for words::
ALL: THE SSS COMMENTATORS AND SP'S!!
VGW: Let the match, and tourney, begin!
Tai: One last thing! The ref, Pat's brother Jordan, explains the rules to the fighters.
Jordan: NO ITEMS!! No one can be cheap! No team attack either! 3 lives!
Mario: @#$@#!!!
Jordan: NO SWEARING EITHER!! Otherwise, you will be disqualified!
Yoshi: He won't! Will you, Mario?
::Mario shakes his head::
Wario: Even if he doesn't get disqualified, we're still gonna win, right bro?
Waluigi: YES! THEN WE'LL BEAT LUIGI!!
Wario: Concentrate on this match first!
Tai: Ok, now we can start!
ALL: LET'S GET SMASHING!!
Tai: And Mario is off to a blazing start!
VGW: He delivers 2 fireballls to Wario...
Lemmy: And 1 to Waluigi.
Killer Kirby: Waluigi smash punches Yoshi!
Pat: This match is really heating up! Let's throw an item in there!
Everyone except Pat: NO ITEMS!!
Pat: Oh yeah...
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Lugia: Yoshi is starting to get mad! He butt smashes both the Bad Bros.! Twice!!
Iggy: Wario drill kicks Mario!!
Tom: Mario headbutts the Bad Bros.!! AND THEY'RE GONE!!
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Goshi: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!! THEY WERE KILLED ALREADY??
Luigi Man: Right Goshi! Better beleive it! Mario and Yoshi are determined to win!
VGW: Mario and Yoshi taunt at the same time!
Pat: Showoffs...
Tai: Now let's not get jealous, Pat! At least you're participating! Think of poor Fox!
Lemmy: Tai's got a point, Pat!
Lugia: Never mind that now! We're missing the match!
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Killer Kirby: It appears that Yoshi has been killed by Waluigi!
Iggy: The crowd has gone nuts!!
Crowd: WALUIGI!! WALUIGI!! WALUIGI!!
Tom: The crowd has settled down now, and the match continues!
Luigi Man: Mario's pretty mad now! As well as Yoshi!
Goshi: THEY BOTH KILL THE BAD BROS.!! AGAIN!
Killer Kirby: HOLY @#$#!!
Jordan: I heard that! No swearing goes for SP's too!!
VGW: He's right to tell you that! Understand?
Every SP who's participating: Yes, sir!
Tai: When the Bad Bros. come back, Wario kills Mario!
Lugia: The Dino-Pals each have two lives left, while the Bad Bros. only have one left remaining each!
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Lemmy: The competition here is sure getting fierce!
Tom: Lemmy ain't kidding! Look at them!
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Iggy: The fatter Lardio just knocked out both the Dino-Pals!!
Luigi Man: Yoshi is furious now!
Goshi: Mario is too!
ALL: THEY BEAT UP THE BAD BROS. TILL THEY ARE OUTTA HERE!! WHAT A FINISH!!
This game's winner's are... THE DINO PALS!!
The better player of the game is... Yoshi!!!
Mash Toady: So, how do you guys feel right now?
Dino-Pals: WE FEEL AWESOME!! WE KICKED THEIR BUTTS!!!!
Mash Toady: WWWWOOOOAAAHHH!! Time to see the other team.
::As soon as Mash steps in... he is booted out!::
ALL SP's: That's all for today folks! See you at the next tourney match! How is the tourney so far? Head here and cast your reaction!