|Super Yo'sters||Super Yo'sters||Dino-Daters||Dino-Daters|
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Pat: Hello, and welcome to the Super Smash Stadium's Tag Team Tourney!
Crowd: (cheers wildly)
Pat: Yes, this is I, Patrick V, the owner of the New Message Board City. Today I am going to have three partners for this fight. Our first fighter, my partner for the tag-team tourney, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: The next cool dude to come up has faced some tough enemies, even this "Powers" I have heard of. Ladies and gentlemen, VGW Man!
Crowd: (cheers even more)
VGW: How is everyone at the audience tonight?
Crowd: (screams their lungs out)
Pat: Now, our final commentator is coming. He wanted to get in the Tag Team Tourney, only to be neglected; he's faced Falcon to win Samus's love, and doesn't always like Slippy's helium-like voice! Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to bring in VGW's replacement for tonight's matchup...FOX McCLOUD!
Crowd: (cheer, scream, and give Fox a standing ovation)
Fox: Thank you for inviting me to commentate.
Sonic: Don't mention it, bro. You had to be in this somehow.
VGW: The rules of this fight--
Tai M. Paomwersers: (over intercom) Will VGW Man please report to my office immediately?
VGW: Yes boss. Pat, you're in charge of the commentators right now. I'll try to be back before the match is over.
Fox: Hmmph! I wonder what's going on...
Pat: Don't worry about it Fox; anyway, I'll explain the rules. Each contestant has three lives, and can only choose three moves. There will be a few items scattered around, including some we haven't seen yet. If only one team member has 2 lives and his/her partner is gone, the partner can come back by taking away one of the living fighter's lives.
Fox: In effect, it's a down-to-earth Smash Bros. match with just some new items and moves.
Pat: That's pretty much it.
Sonic: Speaking of moves, I'll put up what each fighter can use. This should take a Sonic Second.
Fox: Hmmph! There isn't much difference between the fighters! What gives?
Pat: Common sense, Fox! Each Yoshi has the same basic moves, but some have learned extras as well.
Sonic: Dudes, I see the fighters coming out of eggs! It's time for our intros!
Pat: You're right! (clears throat) Ladies and gentlemen, the SSS proudly presents to you--
Fox: The NC of the Future, Fox McCloud!
Sonic: The way past cool dude, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Pat: And the Pic-Making owner of NMBC, Patrick V!
All commentators: THE SSS COMMENTATORS!
Crowd: (goes nuts)
Fox: So for the thousands in attendence...
Pat: ...and the millions watching around the world...ladies and gentlemen...
Sonic: IT'S JUICE AND JAM TIME! (Copyright Sonic the Hedgehog 2000)
Fox: And Goshi starts off with a few egg tosses on Red Yoshi, while Yoshelly tangoes with Blue Yoshi.
Sonic: Each fighter isn't going to give an inch--HOLD UP! Goshi has fired his Kamehameha on Yoshelly, and she's reeling!
Pat: The Female Yoshi never expected that coming; now she's on a cloud.
Fox: Red is getting very agressive on both of the Super Yost'ers; they are hurting bad.
Sonic: Hey, anyone got a crate? I have some items to stash in it!
Pat: I do; put the items in and send it out! (a crate falls on the main platform)
Fox: Goshi gets to the crate and does his Haunt Shriek ability, stoping Red from getting it.
Sonic: The crate is now broken, and I see two of my items I put in; a star rod and a green shell. But what's the 3rd one?
Pat: I put that one there; it's a digiegg from the Monster Battle we had.
Fox: Goshi got the star rod; Blue has the green shell; Red woke up in time to get the digiegg.
Pat: Blue times his shell toss....and it lands on Red perfectly!
Fox: Red collides into his wife, and both Dino-Daters fall...guys, where is the digiegg?
Sonic: On the ground! Red dropped it while being knocked out! Who will come out.....
Pat: ZUDOMON!!! Joe's digimon came out of the egg and starts Vulcan Hammering away!
Fox: And the Super Yost'ers are down one life!
Sonic: The lifts are bringing back all four contestants, and they're ready to do some damage!
Pat: Yoshelly makes the first move, and starts Hip Dropping everyone!
Sonic: But Blue managed to Eggify her in the process.
Fox: Everyone seems to be using their Flutter Kick air move on each other; damage levels are going sky high!
Pat: It's time for another item; Fox, you throw the crate.
Fox: OK....(aside: There are two crates here! One of them is the one that Pat wants; the other one he doesn't. I have to choose right...) (tosses the right [wrong] crate)
Sonic: The crate is broken, revealing....a mystery disk?!? You are an idiot! Don't throw the wrong crates, Gates!
Pat: That mystery disk has Suezo in it; I'm sure! But which team can get quick kills before hand?
Fox: By the looks of things, the Dino-Daters are going agressive here; they are going to use Hip Drops!
Suezo: Time to go to action! Tele......
Sonic:f Both Super Yost'ers were taken out by the Hip Drops, but the Dino-Daters miscalculated their landings! They're falling...falling....OUT!
Suezo: --PORT! (teleport sequence initiated)
Pat: Here we go.....into the NEW Mushroom Kingdom!
Fox: Each fighter has only one life left; however, with all of this big space, it seems pretty easy to avoid enemies.
Sonic: Both aqua-colored yoshis (site-wise) start ot beat each other up. Shame an Blue for hurting a lady!
Pat: In the Stadium fights, it doesn't matter if you're a lady or man; you can still get hurt.
Sonic: But it's still wrong!
Pat: Well why didn't you say something about it earlier?
Fox: I'll say something now; we've missed quite a bit of the battle! The fighters are now underwater!
Pat: Tick, tock, tick, tock, they must escape quickly here...
Fox: It looks like they only want to fight.
Sonic: Well, I still want to see some fighting! Hey guys, break this crate and do it on the double! (throws a crate into the water)
Pat: Goshi fires a Kamehameha shot, intending to hit Red, but it hits the crate, revealing....2 Water Shields?!?
Sonic: That's right, Light. I wanted to see this fight longer, so I sent some water shields that would protect the user from drowning....that is, as long as they don't get hit too hard.
Fox: Goshi gets a water shield with 2 seconds left on his air timer; so does Red. The others are being sent to Davy Jones' Locker now.
Pat: Sonic, how long will the fighters be able to breate after they lose the shield?
Sonic: Everytime I've lost mine, I still had the remaining air in my lungs; no refills. Perhaps I can make a water arena....
Fox: Perhaps later. Let's get back to the fight.
Pat: Both fighters are exchanging a bunch of kicks and head attacks, but neither one is getting a major advantage.
Fox: Someone has to make a mistake soon; these guys are almost evenly matched.
Sonic: It looks like Goshi is trying Haunt Shriek, but can his voice go through the bubble shield? I've personally never tried it...
Pat: It works! Red is paralyzed for the moment, and now Goshi's charging up a Kamehameha attack again.
Fox: Goshi fires....and it's on the nose! Red is sent flying....without the shield?!?
Sonic: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DAH! Red can't hold his breath any longer. The music tells the tale.
The better player is...GOSHI!!!Post-Match:
Mash Toady (interview extrodinaire): Guys, three matches happened while you were commentating this one. I suggest you read them now. (hands the commentators three sheets of paper; each paper is a summary of a match in progress)
Pat: I'll read mine first. "Jordan, the referee, had to handle 2 strong teams; the strong Quakers, and the strong-minded Mini-Powers. While in his own Congo Jungle, Donkey Kong and partner Yellow Yoshi couldn't match the speed of Killer & Megaman. The two Mini-Powers chose their moves carefully and won it with both members having at least one life left."
Sonic: I'll go next. "Lemmy and Iggy are generally known for making trouble, but this time it was Ash Ketchum & Pikachu in trouble. Facing two strong Superpowers, one of which is the leader of the 'AOL Knights', the Poké-pals couldn't handle the competition in Saffron City."
Fox: I think I'll love this one. "It was Past vs. Planet at Sector Z; both the Swordsmen and the Galactic Daters had their work cut out for them when Slippy was piloting some of the Ar-wings. A very close match, it came down to Tomintul & Captain Falcon, but unfortunately, Falcon rushed too close to Tomintul, allowing him to use his Hyper Swing to send the F-Zero Racer over to Macbeth."
Pat: Well, that takes care of five of the eight 1st round matches of the tag-team tournament....
(While that was going on, VGW was in Tai's office, having an important talk about "powers" [not the former boss].)
Tai: VGW, when we were getting teams together at the main lobby the other week, you surprised me with some of your powers. If I remember correctly, that weapon, the Homing Torpedo, was in MMX for SNES.
VGW: That is correct boss. I didn't want to hurt Fox, but he was getting annoying. Plus, I already said that I wasn't going to be a fighter in the tourney.
Tai: Either way, I feel that we need to see if there is a way for you to use your powers to do even more stuff so that the Stadium can be protected.
VGW: What am I needed for?
Tai: Come with me.... (They go through a secret passageway behind the wall; what happens is unknown)
Sonic: I'll take over the questions, since VGW is MIA.