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VGW: Welcome to the next match of the SSS tourney! I will be watching the match between the pioneers v 1.5 (Luigi Man & Killer Kirby) vs. the female floaters (Jigglypuff & Kirbetty) and will be back at the end of this match.
Tai: And I'll be watching the SSS NCs (Daffy and Ness) vs. the pioneers (Kirby and Luigi).
::VGW and Tai leave for the other matches::
Eric Marrs: This is the first match in which fans are commentating!!
Game Guru: Yes, we bring 3 big fans of the stadium!!
Gamingboy: With a bomb-tag tag-team match! lol!
ALL: So, the SSS fans proudly bring you....
GG: THE WISEMAN OF VIDEO GAMES, GAME GURU!!
::crowd roars with excitment::
GB: GAMINGBLAST!! I'M GAMING BOY!! WITH MY ZAPDOS, ZAPPY!!
::crowd goes nuts::
Eric: AND I'M THE TALENTED ARTIST, ERIC MARRS!!
:: crowd cheers REALLY loud::
ALL: LET'S GET THIS SMASH-FEST ON THE ROAD!!
GB, Zappy, and Eric: What??
GG: The Rules!!
GB, Zappy, and Eric: Oh yeah...
Zappy: Each player has three lives....
GB: Only items are Bob-ombs and Motion sensor mines...
Eric: The arena is Yoshi's Island...
GG: And no team attack!!
ALL: NOW WE CAN START!!
Zappy: Pat and Lugia go at it!!
Eric: While Sonic and Geno duke it out!!
GB: This getting ugly already!
GG: I agree! I'm going to throw a crate down there! ::tosses a crate::
GB and Zappy: Sonic breaks it open to find... THREE BOB-OMBS?? Oh dear...
Eric: Everyone except Lugia grabs one, and THROWS IT!!!
ALL: NO ONE SURVIVED THAT ENCOUNTER!!!!!
GB: Everyone comes back, a little dazed...
Zappy: When they come too, they resume fighting.
Eric: My turn to throw something down there!
GB: Me too!
::both throw down capsules::
GG: Lugia takes one, and so does Pat.
Kirby64: And they throw them at eachother!!
Everyone except K64: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM??
K64: I can hear you guys from miles away!
Everyone else: Oh.
Zappy: Here are the stats so far:
Lugia75D1 Geno42D1 Pat63D1 Sonic84D1
GG: Out of the capsules came a mine and a bomb!
Eric: Pat plants the mine on the bottom platform!
GB: And Geno picks up the bomb, throws it, and kills Lugia and Pat!!
K64: And Geno kills Sonic too!! He's on a roll!
Zappy and GB: When the Speedsters come back... they both kill Geno!
GG and Eric: Everyone has died twice now!
All: WHAT'S THIS?? GENO IS USING HIS GENO WHIRL!!
K64: IT CONNECTS ON EVERYONE!! INCLUDING GENO!!
GB: Everyone survived! But Sonic took out Geno...
GG: And Lugia took out Sonic!!
K64: Now, Pat and Lugia are on the bottom platform, staring into eachother's souls....
All: They advance towards eachother... BUT THEY FORGOT ABOUT PAT'S MINE! THEY ARE SENT TO THE SKY!! WHO WINS??
THE BETTER PLAYER OF THE GAME IS.... PAT!!!
::VGW and Tai come running up::
VGW: I have the results! Luigi Man and Killer Kirby won their match.
Tai: And Kirby and Luigi won their match too!
Eric: So, both the Pioneers won their matches? Cool!
K64: YEAH! GO KILLER KIRBY!!
GG: Let's go to Mash with the fighters and SP's.
Mash: So, Pat, what are your thoughts?
Pat: Once again, I have proven myself over Lugia!
Sonic: I'M THE BEST BLUE!!
Mash: Time to see the Mystics now.
Mash: So, Geno, what are your thoughts?
Geno: I thought I had them with my whirl... oh well, it's not the end of the Star Road...
Mash: Well put, Geno. Lugia?
Lugia: It wasn't the Speedsters that defeated me, it was that darn mine...
Mash: Back to you, VeeGe.
VGW: Ever since Luigi Man and Killer Kirby called me that, it seems to have caught on...
Tai: From the SSS, these are the commentators saying...
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