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Intro
Ho-oh: Hello everyone!
Lugia: Hello folks! Do you know what time it is?
Crowd: TOOL TIME!
Lugia: ....
Ho-oh: No, it's QQQ time!
Crowd: Oh...
(cheers)
Lugia: That's better. As you may know, there is a crazy, pointle-
Ho-oh: Um..as Lugia was saying..there is a tournament going on at SSS right now. Along with VGW, we'll try to commentate this thing called-
Lugia: QUADRUPLE INSANITY!
Ho-oh: Actually,the name I was looking for is Quantum Quadruple Quartret.
Lugia: Not Quacking Queer(as in odd, not the bad word) Questionaires?
Ho-oh:Lol..no.
Lugia: Lol? Ludicrous Omnipotent Lobsters?
Ho-oh: Rofl..
Lugia: Retired of fixing leaks?
Ho-oh: ::sighs:: Who's your partner this time?
Lugia: MTV
Ho-oh: MTV??! Isn't that a TV station?
Lugia: No, it's the short for my partner this time.
Ho-oh: Who's that partner?
Lugia: Mike the Volleyball!(MTV for short)
(a volleyball enters the commentating booth)
Ho-oh: THAT is you partner?!?!
Lugia: He, not that, birdo.
Ho-oh: ....
Lugia: Where is VGW anyway?
VGW(over the radio): Uh..
???: Step into the capsule for your transformation, VGW.
VGW: Are you sure I won't get hurt ::kkkkghhhhkkkk::?
???: Not really sure..try another time..your future name will be::kkkkkgghhkkk::
(transmission ends)
Lugia: I hate radio problems...
Ho-oh: So do I..
MTV:So...what are the matchups?
Ho-oh: I have them right here..here they are:
1. Dino-pals(Mario and Yoshi) vs. Speedsters(Pat and Sonic)
2. Mini-Powers(Megaman and Killer) vs. Super yo'sters(Goshi and BlueYoshi)
3. Swordsmen(Tom and Link) vs. Koopalings(Iggy and Lemmy)
4. Pioneers(LM and KK) vs. Pioneers(Luigi and Kirby)
Lugia: here's the deal, each fighter will have two lives, and items ARE allowed..
MTV: With that done..let's see how these guys are doing right now!
Lugia: The Dino-pals are warming up by eating a few pizzas... that was obviously Mario's doing...
Ho-oh: The Speedsters are lazying around looking up at the sky.. waiting for the counter to start..
MTV: The Mini-powers are playing Mario Golf...
Lugia: The Super Yo'sters Mario RPG...
Ho-oh: The Swordmen playing Graal...
MTV: The-
Lugia: ARGH! This is pointless! Let's begin the counter, shall we?
MTV and Ho-oh: OK!
Lugia: Ladies and gentlemen...
Ho-oh: Boys and girls..
MTV Volleyballs, baseballs, and basketballs...
Lugia: Broadcasting live from Super Smash Stadium, and for the trillions in attendance (we should charge for tickets..)..
MTV: And the millions watching worldwide..
Lugia: I think we should broadcast on pay-per-view..
Ho-oh: Super Smash Stadium proudly brings to you..
Lugia: The Legendary Lugia!
(cheers)
Ho-oh: The oversized chicke-...hey! Who's messing with my lines?!
Lugia: Uh..sorry..
Ho-oh:Ahem..the flaming phoenix, Ho-oh!
(cheers)
MTV: The volleyball, Mike the Volleyball!
Crowd: ::is confused::
ALL: THE SSS COMMENTATORS(For you two,this match, at least =P -Lugia)!
Lugia: And without further odor..
Ho-oh: Isn't it adeu?
Lugia: Whatever...
ALL: LET THE QQQ BEGIN!!!
Lugia: The dino-pals start well, with Mario saying-
???: Will you get your foot out of my mouth?!
Lugia:?
???: Look down!
Lugia: Oh sorry MTV..::lifts foot::
MTV: That's better...
Ho-oh: And Killer hits Blue Yoshi with X slice!
Lugia: WHAT?! How could we miss so much?
MTV: The channel changes every once in a while..
Lugia: Oh..
Ho-oh:Goshi eggifies Killer and hits him!
Goshi: That's for what you did at the chat room!
Killer: So?! It's a free country!Ouch! Don't hip-drop on me!
Lugia:Link throws his boomerang at Iggy, while Tom and Lemmy are going at it!
MTV: Lemmy hits Tom with his wand and shoots a ball at him!
Ho-oh: And KK hits Tom..with..?? Ugh..I hate these channel changes..
MTV: Luigi and LM are fighting it sword and claw!
LM: What sword? And I don't have claws...
Lugia: Kirby seems to be beating KK with his Final Cutter..
KK: Ouch! Stop that! It reminds me of a serious papercut I had in 2nd grade..
MTV:Megaman shoots a fully-charged Mega Buster at Goshi, knocking him off!
Roll: Konnichiwa! Genki, Rockman!
Ho-oh: Konnichiwa, Roll!
MTV: She's in the crowd?
Lugia: Hey Roll, try to speak English, we don't have a large Japanese audience!
Roll: (stays quiet)
Ho-oh: ARGH! The channel changed again! Looks like Sonic grabbed a hammer...
Lugia: That looks like another Ko in the stadium!
MTV: Iggy and Link are gone! I don't see them!
Ho-oh: Of course you don't, poophead. We are watching KK take revenge on Kirby!
Lugia: KK grabs Kirby, and..both are gone! Apparently, KK grabbed Kirby, and when he came down...they were too close to the edge..it was a Kamikaze grab!
Ho-oh:We need the stats!
Lugia: Hm..Lakitu!
Ho-oh: There's no time to waste! Iggy seems to be beating Link!
Lugia: Where is Lakitu when you reall need him??
(Lakitu flies over to Lugia)
Lakitu: Watching military movies, sir.
Lugia: .....
Lakitu:What's your request, sir?
Lugia: Give me the CURRENT stats..
Lakitu: Aye, sir.
Lugia: Here they are: Pa56D1, So12D1 --- M7D1, Yo30D1
MM20D1, Ki23D1-- Yb0D2, Go23D1 To87D1,Li0D2-- Le95D1, Ig0D2
LM70D1, KK153D1--Lu63D1,K178D1
Ho-oh: WOW!! We've missed a lot of stuff...
MTV:Tom has decided to stop Lemmy! He grabs an A-bomb!
Lugia: He throws it! A cloud of smoke blocks the view..wait! Lemmy throws a ball at Tom! Tom got Koed right before Lemmy disappeared!
MTV: Sonic and Mario gaze into each other's souls...
Sonic: Time to win!::grabs a capsule nearbyand a star pops out::
Mario: That's not-a-fair!
Lugia: What happened to Pat and Yoshi?
Ho-oh: Apparently, Pat stepped on a mine..and Yoshi was Koed before that..
Lugia: Now he feels what stepping on a mine is like..
MTV: Goshi is surrounded by Megaman and Killer's attacks..the situation looks hopeless for him...
Lugia: The other channels are closed! Only one is still going...
Ho-oh: It's between LM and Luigi now!
MTV: LM grabbed Luigi! He throws him off the edge!
Ho-oh: But Luigi comes back...he hits LM with Super Jump Punch!
Lugia: Sadly, it's a direct hit ! LM is now where he has never been before..
Ho-oh: The gym?
Lugia: No, beak-o, space!
Ho-oh: Oh.
Lugia: Now that all is over...
THIS GAMES' WINNERS ARE...THE SPEEDSTERS, MINI-POWERS, KOOPALINGS, and PIONEERS!!
Post-match
(at the dino-pals' hangout)
Mash:What do you have to say, Mario?
Mario: Their-a-name should be the-a- Cheapsters!
Mash: Yoshi?
Yoshi: What a FIX!!
Mash: Anything else?
Mario: Now that I think of it..could you -a- go to Domino's-a-Pizza and buy me-a- one extra large -a-pizza?
Mash: Uh..no..got to run!
(leaves)
(at the speedsters' locker room)
Mash: Hm..it's locked..::knocks the door::can I enter?
Sonic: Sorry pal. We're planning our next match..
Mash: ::shrugs::
(at the main hallway)
Goshi: Blue Yoshi..how COULD you fall off the plane??
Yb:Hey..everyone makes mistakes..
Goshi: Grr...
(Yb leaves)
(at the mni-powers' locker room)
Yb: Hey Killer, where's the cash?
Killer: Uh..not in front of the camera, *******(rectum)!
Mash: I'm starting to suspect something...
Killer: Um..no...::kicks mash out of the locker room::
Mash: ::rubs rear end:: Ouch..who said Yoshis can't kick??
(back at the main lobby)
Lemmy: We won! We won!::turns radio on::
Iggy: Turn on the pokerap!
Both: ::dance to the tune::
Mash: Uh..excuse me..
::both koopalings keep dancing and ignore Mash::
Mash: ::sighs:: I gues Koopalings have a high ego... ::leaves::
Mash: Hi LM. What do you have to say about your retiring?
LM: SHUT UP MASH! Go away, just cuz I'm retiring, doesn't mean you can bug me about it!
KK: Sorry bout that Mash, LM's in kind of a bad mood lately...I think you now know why...
Mash: Um..I understand...This is Mash Toady, over and out!
::VGW jumps off a plane and opens a parachute::
VGW: Let me ask the questions:
1.What did you think of this match?
2.What happened to MTV?
3.What do you suspect I was doing away?
4.What's Killer doing paying people?
Cast your reaction here.