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Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to another exciting battle in Super Smash Stadium!
Iggy: Today's battle is to determine the best style of RPG games.
Lemmy: Let's go to tape!
Lord Reid: (Tapes Lemmy's mouth shut) Sloom!
Iggy: Uhh... (Pops in the tape)
Ness: Hey, Mario!
Mario: What, a-is it, a-lil' guy?
Ness: I was wondering if you wanted to come back to my office and play some Earthbound.
Mario: Why not a-play Mario RPG?
Ness: Well, I'd much rather play a good game. Earthbound has a much better style.
Link: Of course, we all know that RPG battles are bad in general. A game needs field battles to be good.
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Mario: What he a-said!
Ness: RPG battles are the best! Four fighting as one!
Mario: Excuse a-me, Ness, but the games are much a-better when you only use three characters.
Ness: Well, you're fat!
Pikachu: PIKAMOO!
Link: Uhh... (backs away from
Mario: Let's a-settle this in the a-ring! I will a-prove that Mario RPG is the a-best RPG ever!
Ness: I'm on!
Link: Count me in!
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Ness: Those be fighting words!
Lemmy: (Stops the tape) Personally, I have to side with Link on this one...
Iggy: No way, Pikachu's right! You heard that speech!
Lemmy: No I didn't... What do you think, Lord Reid?
Lord Reid: (Arguing with the wall) No... CAPPUCCINO!
Wall: You suck.
Lord Reid: WHAT?!?!? (Kicks the wall)
Lemmy: Hey, that's an expensive wall!
Iggy: It's Styrofoam...
Lemmy: Well, I paid for that Styrofoam!
Iggy: No you didn't, VG did.
Lemmy: Then by all means, smash away.
Iggy: The rules for this match are as follows.
Lemmy: Two lives for each fighter.
Lord Reid: Ha! My cat has more lives than that!
Lemmy: Didn't you hit your cat with a car?
Lord Reid: Poor dog...
Iggy: You mean cat.
Lord Reid: Oh... yeah... (Winks)
Yoshi: (Runs in) POOCHY WAS HIT BY A CAR!
Lord Reid: (Walks away casually)
Lemmy: (Throws yoshi out of the commentator box)
Iggy: The item rate is whatever the heck we want.
Lord Reid: And there will be no time limit.
Lemmy: Didn't you walk away?
Lord Reid: Eh. (Shrugs)
Iggy: Anyway... Super Smash Stadium today proudly brings to you....
Lemmy: The clown prince, Lemmy K!
Iggy: The four-eyed Iggy K!
Lord Reid: The kujian king, Lord Reid!
Iggy: And now, for the thousands in attendance...
Lemmy: And the millions...
Lord Reid: And seven point five...
Lemmy: Watching worldwide...
Lord Reid: And in America.
Iggy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!
Lord Reid: (Smashes the wall) That'll show you not to talk back!
Lemmy: Link starts off with a spinning sword attack, knocking Lardio and Freakachu away!
Iggy: Ness procedes to bash them with his yo-yo!
Lord Reid: I was never really good with yo-yos...
Lemmy: Me neither...
Iggy: I could never get them good either, but I could always pull of a sleeper.
Lemmy: Isn't that when it goes down and doesn't come back up?
VGW on Radio: IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE GOOFING OFF! COMMENTATE!
Lord Reid: The voices! (Smashes the radio)
Iggy: Mario's taken a beating already!
Lemmy: He fights back with his Super Jump Punch!
Lord Reid: How can he jump so high when he weighs so much?
Lemmy: ...
Iggy: ...
Lemmy: Dot dot dot....
Lord Reid: I blame the government.
Iggy: Don't we all?
Lemmy: No.
Iggy: (Dope slaps Lemmy) Link grabs Ness with the Hookshot and tosses him back a bit!
Lemmy: And he hits Pikachu's thunderbolt in mid air! That's gonna hurt in the morning!
Lord Reid: It IS the morning.
Iggy: It's 4 in the afternoon...
Lord Reid: (Nods) The morning.
Lemmy: Ness recovers with a PK thunder tackle!
Lord Reid: Raping the other three on his return!
Iggy: That'll teach them not to stand near the edge...
Digimon Emperor: That's just wrong...
Lemmy: How'd you get here?
Digimon Emperor: ... (Gravity is defied as he is flung through the roof)
Iggy: Link glances at Mario, who glances back!
Link: What do ya say, Mario? Miyamoto's Heroes once again?
Mario: I'm a-game!
Lemmy: Looks like Mario and Link are teaming up! They're pummeling pikachu!
Lord Reid: I always knew Mario liked the company of other men...
Iggy: Uhh... Mario has a girlfriend.
Lord Reid: ... (Defies gravity and is flung through the roof)
Lemmy: Uhh... Pikachu uses thunder!
Iggy: Mario and Link are shocked! Mario is Koed by the blast!
Lord Reid: It's electric! (Dances the electric slide)
Digimon Emperor: Didn't you get flung through the roof?
Lord Reid: Didn't you?
(Twilight zone music plays)
Lemmy: Link grabs Pikachu and flings away!
Iggy: Ness break dances!
Lord Reid: (Break Dances)
Lemmy: ??? Anywho... Pikachu dies.
Iggy: Why haven't we thrown anything in yet?
Lemmy: Kujian.
Lord Reid: (Eats a maximum tomato) I don't see how these things are fruits....
Digimon Emperor: It is because their seeds are visible to the naked eye.
Lord Reid: My eye is not a nudist, you pervert!
Digimon Emperor: (Is flung through the roof once again)
Lemmy: They've gotta stop doing that. It's costing us a fortune in new roofs.
Iggy: VGW is paying, not us.
Lemmy: Then by all means, smash the roof.
Iggy: Ness and Link face off!
Digimon Emperor: Shouldn't you be activating the lift to revive Mario and Pikachu?
Lemmy: Maybe...
Iggy: How did you...?
Digimon Emperor: Don't ask. It's not pretty.
Lord Reid: I'm pretty.
Lemmy: We know I'm pretty.
Lord Reid: No, I'm pretty!
Lemmy: You smell.
Lord Reid: Smell... like a fox!
VGW on Radio: Someone turn on the lifts already!
Lemmy: Oh, right. (Turns on the lifts)
Lord Reid: Flintstones, meet the flintsones! They're the modern stone-age family! From the town of bedrock, their a place right out of history! Let's ride with the fmmly durn le feetle... (Falls asleep)
Lemmy: Uhh.. right...
Bob Dole: Problem solved.
Digimon Emperor: The me wannabe, Ness, picks up a bumper and throws it at pikachumon!
Iggy: Pikachu rapes it, knocking it back toward Ness!
Digimon Emperor: That plan seemed to work a bit backwards.
Lord Reid: Sometimes I like to wear my pants backwards.
Lemmy: Aren't you asleep?
Lord Reid: Yes. Yes I am.
Lemmy: Link grabs the ultimate weapon!
Lord Reid: Tinky-winkie?
Digimon Emperor: Apocolymon?
Iggy: Exor?
Lemmy: Actually... it's a hammer.
Lord Reid: A tinky-winkie hammer?
Digimon Emperor: He bashes Mario, Pikachu, and Ness into the void!
Iggy: Pikachu and Mario are gone!
Lord Reid: AHH! BUTTONS!
Digimon Emperor: Buttons?
Lemmy: Link smashes a bob-omb and is blown away!
Lord Reid: BUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOONS!
Iggy: You need to cut down on the coffee...
Lord Reid: Cappachino faced furby!
Digimon Emperor: (Jumps out the window)
VGW on Radio: BE SERIOUS! I'M IN CHARGE OF YOU! DO YOU WANT ME TO BE FIRED?!?!?
Lemmy: Eh. (Shrugs)
Lord Reid: VOICES! (Bashes the Radio more)
Iggy: Only Link and Ness are left!
Digimon Emperor: Ness blasts him with PK fire and grabs a ray gun!
Lemmy: Didn't you jump out the window?
Digimon Emperor: Don't question the system, Koopamon.
Lemmy: Koopamon...?
Iggy: Ness starts blasting Link with the ray gun!
Lord Reid: Tastes like antelope lamps. © Reid Co.
Iggy: That doesn't even make sense....
Lord Reid: Sloom. © Reid Co.
Lemmy: He's run out of shots!
Digimon Emperor: He uses the gun as a projectile and throws it at Link.
Link: Crapish... © Reid Co.
Lemmy: Link is knocked back, but a spinning sword attack catches the edge!
Iggy: Ness grabs a pokeball!
Digimon Emperor: He throws it, revealing a Blastoismon.
Lemmy: The Blastoise blasts Link back! Pun fully intended.
Iggy: Link grabs Ness in his hookshot and throws him backwards!
VGW on Radio: You're finally taking this seriously!
Lord Reid: STOP THE VOICES!
Lemmy: Ness makes his first jump!
Lord Reid: (Picks up the radio)
Iggy: His second jump...
Lord Reid: UP YOURS, STUPID VOICES! (Throws the Radio)
Digimon Emperor: He starts the PK thunder and brings it around!
Lemmy: The PK thunder hits a small, gray box with an antenna! It's nullified!
Iggy: He hits the bottom! Ness is out!
Digimon Emperor: That's no box... it's a radio.
Judge: This game's winner is... CRONO!
Link: Crono?
Judge: Yes. We all took a vote and decided that Crono Trigger is a much better RPG than any of your games.
Crono: ...
Link: (Glares at Crono) What do you have to say for yourself?
Crono: ...
Link: You think you're too good to talk to me?
Crono: ...
Link: Those be fighting words!
Crono: "..." (Punches Link in the gut)
Link: HEY!
Crono: (Defies gravity and is flung through the roof)
Ness: (Walks into the commentating booth) That was rigged! I should have won!
Lord Reid: (Shrugs) © Reid Co.
Ness: You threw that Radio!
Lord Reid: Maybe © Reid Co.
Ness © Reid Co.: I saw you throw... what's this? I am not copyrighted to Reid Co © Reid Co.
Lord Reid: Sure you are © Reid Co.
Ness © Reid Co: AM NOT! You suck! © Reid Co
Lord Reid: Suck like a fox! © Bob Dole
Ness © Reid Co © Bob Dole: What's happening? © Reid Co ©Bob Dole
Bob Dole: Reid Co © Bob Dole was never copyrighted by Reid Co © Bob Dole, so I copyrighted it!
Lord Reid: Well, I'm copyrighting Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co...
Bob Dole: Damn... Bob Dole © Reid Co knew he should have copyrighted that...
Digimon Emperor: Their idiocy is giving me a headache...
Lord Reid: LIKE A FOX!
Lemmy: Uhh... the end!
Iggy: Yeah, the end!
Lemmy: See you next week!
Iggy: Same Smash time, same Smash network!
Lemmy: For another exciting edition of....
All: SUPER SMASH STADIUM © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co © Bob Dole © Reid Co...
(Ten hours later)
VGW on Radio: Hello? Who's a fox? What'd I miss? © Reid Co.
Zer ©Zer Co.: Zer©Zer Co. (got to make sure Reid doesn't
try anything funny...)
Thanks to myself for the remake of the missing part of this match
and code-fixing.
Special thanks to Ter for reporting that the match was not working properly.
Very special thanks to our fans just for being there.