Match #58

The Question: Which Koopaling will become the newest fighter in the Stadium?

Fighters for X's Shrine
Player 1 Player 2 Player 3 Player 4


The Background:


Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to another Stadium matchup!

Iggy: This match is so important, we chose to invite another commentator for this matchup.

Lemmy: Please give it up for...LARRY KOOPA!

Crowd: (cheers)

Larry: Thank you Twins.

Iggy: Don't mention it. I'm just surprised you're not in this coming fight.

Larry: Don't worry about me; some things aren't worth fighting for. It's not like the winner will try to beat up Mario, is it?

Lemmy: Nope.

Iggy: It's just to see who becomes the newest fighter.

Larry: Then it's a good thing I stepped out--I don't have anything special that could help.

Iggy: Can't you jump higher than the rest?

Larry: Not by much. Look at the fighters yourselves.

  1. Wendy is in because she wants more females at the Stadium.
  2. Morton can blab his way to winning potential.
  3. Roy has plenty of strength.
  4. Ludwig has both brains and brawn.

Lemmy: Good point. This match will take place in one of the new arenas that I don't think has been posted at the website--X's Shrine!

Iggy: In case you need to see it, a pic of it is below.

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Larry: That's some arena. Two colors must mean twice the danger.

Lemmy: Actually, 3. X can be used as a weapon, but she is only as powerful as she wants--it basically depends on who uses her at the time.

Iggy: And if she is left alone for a while, all of one color of the arena will disappear for a while.

Lemmy: Plus, whoever touches that egg will activate three beam swords to try to attack the fighters. If they can stop the swords, then they can use them as weapons.

Larry: Like I said, this will definitely be some place to fight at.

Iggy: Now, do we have the fighters' moves?

Lemmy: I do.

Wendy
B: Ring Toss (Mario's fireball, only they last until something hits them [3 at one time])
UP+B: Cry Baby (Jigglypuff's Sing)
UP+B: Thief Punch (Mario's Super Jump Punch)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Slam (basic Hip Drop)
Morton
B: Wand Shot (Luigi's fireball, only fully aimable in all directions)
UP+B: Blabbermouth (Jigglypuff's Sing)
UP+B: Thief Punch (Mario's Super Jump Punch)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Slam (basic Hip Drop)
Roy
B: Koopa Punch (Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch)
B: Wand Shot (Luigi's fireball, only fully aimable in all directions)
UP+B: Power Punch (Luigi's Super Jump Punch)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Slam (basic Hip Drop)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Quake (Donkey Kong's Super Simian Slam; once per life)
Ludwig
B: Koopa Punch (Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch)
B: Wand Shot (Luigi's fireball, only fully aimable in all directions)
UP+B: Nerd Nonsense (Jigglypuff's Sing)
UP+B: Power Punch (Luigi's Super Jump Punch)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Slam (basic Hip Drop)
DOWN+B: Koopaling Quake (Donkey Kong's Super Simian Slam; once per life)

Larry: Roy better watch it; not only is he the one without a stun move, but he is pretty slow--both on the brain and on the speed.

Iggy: I know what you mean; I'm betting that Ludwig will win.

Lemmy: I was punished to be with Morton more than you; he will defeat the others!

Larry: I'd rather go for Wendy.

Iggy: So, no one is going for Roy, huh? I find that wierd.

ROMba: (enters) Must I vote for the underdog here?

Larry: SPs, who is she?

Lemmy: Normally, she's a nuisance that we toss out of windows, but this time, since you actually want Roy to win, you can place your bet.

ROMba: Let's start with 250 Mobiums.

Larry: I'll see that, and raise it to 300 Rupees.

Lemmy: I know Morton will win; put me up for 400 Bear Coins.

Iggy: Fine; 500 P-Chips!

ROMba: Like you are going to get anywhere with 500 P-Chips! Those are only useful on the Game Boy Megaman games!

Wario: (enters) Actually, I just computed all of your bets, and according to the Current Exchange-o-Matic, those bets are actually equal to each other.

Iggy: Normally, you're not a nuisance, but this isn't normal... (tosses Wario out the window) OK, our bets are locked in; no backing out now.

Lemmy: ROMba, where are you going? No backing out!

ROMba: I only came to place my bet, which I did. This is your match that you're going to commentate; I have no further place in it. Just expect to see me take all of your winnings... (she leaves)

Larry: OK, that was a little wierd. Let's start this fight. Just what are the limitations here?

Iggy: Since these guys want to go back to Neon Castle and watch Super Koopa Brothers, they only wanted one life. However, damage levels will be at 50%; it will take a while for anyone to die.

Lemmy: Also, items are on very low.

Lakitu: (enters) Guys, Bomberman came back to look for his Pommy that I think he left here. Since you guys were the ones who commentated that match, it's your responsibility to find it.

Larry: Not now Lakitu; the match is about to start.

Lakitu: Remember that it won't be my butt that will be hurt if Pommy is loose somewhere. (goes to his filming station for the match)

Lemmy: Well, we have to start this thing, so let's go. Ladies and gentle-Koopas...

Iggy: Goombas of all ages...

Larry: The Super Smash Stadium proudly presents...

Lemmy: THE CLOWN PRINCE LEMMY K!

Iggy: THE FOUR EYED IGGY K!

Larry: THE HIGH JUMPING LARRY K!

All: THE SSS KOOP-EN-TATORS!

Larry: And now for the thousands in attendance...

Iggy: And for the millions watching world-wide...

Lemmy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!

Larry: Morton tries to go right to work with his Blabbermouth attack, but no one was there!

Iggy: Wendy gets X, and starts swinging her like crazy at the other fighters--only not much damage is done!

X: You could be a little nicer you know!

Lemmy: And while X spoke to the Koopa Sister, Ludwig got off a nice smash hit that didn't send her very far (it is half damage, remember?).

WeK23

MoK30

RoK20

LVK19

Iggy: The four Koopalings have a little rumble with each other, and just after Wendy loses X, Morton used his Blabbermouth attack, stunning everyone in place!

Larry: However, the floating egg just hurt the Talkative Koopa, and three beam swords are on their way!

Lemmy: Wendy blocks hers, while Ludwig just shot a wand blast at it.

Larry: Roy, though, wasn't so lucky. He got hit badly, and the sword disappears.

WeK69

MoK77

RoK79

LVK66

Lemmy: I got three shields ready; heads up! (tosses a big crate down)

Iggy: Roy manages to get the Electric Shield out of Morton's nose (or lack thereof).

Larry: Ludwig gets the Fire Shield safely, but somehow Morton grabbed the Bubble Shield right before Wendy.

Lemmy: As long as not-so-powerful attacks are administered, those shields will last a while.

Meanwhile:

Bomberman: Where did Pommy go? Did MAX take him instead?

MAX: (enters) I just got the word from Dr. Ein about your situation. But don't worry; another Pommy should be back at Zaurus Star, right where you found the first one.

Bomberman: I'll take that option only if I have no other choice.

MAX: Well, I'll help on the search. (both search for Pommy)

Pommy: (hiding behind the item crates that the commentators throw out on the arena) (There they are! I better get to the--HEY! What grabbed me?) (Pommy was put inside the crate)

Back at the fight:

X: Leave me alone, huh? RED SECTION, VANISH!

Larry: Everyone was on yellow though...except Morton and Roy!

Lemmy: They're falling down; can they make it?

Morton: Time for the triple jump! (goes straight down, faster than before) WEDDING CAAAAAAAAAAKE! (falls out)

Roy: (jumps in midair, jumps again, and does official triple jump to grab the edge)

Iggy: And Morton, thinking he had the Electric Shield, pays the price!

Larry: However, Roy had the Electric Shield & used it effectively.

WeK 198

MoK (OUT)

RoK214 ND

LVK222

Lemmy: There goes my chances of winning...

Larry: I have the next crate; there should be 2 Maximum Tomatoes in here. Heads up! (tosses the crate down on the small black section above X)

Iggy: Now that both colors are back, everyone goes after the crate.

Lemmy: Ludwig breaks Roy's shield, and the crate at the same time!

Larry: And inside is...WHO IS THAT?!?

Iggy: IT'S POMMY! AND HE HAS EATEN THE TOMATOES!

Pommy: (Ahh! Surrounded! THUNDER HEAD!) (headbutts the ground, creating an electric shockwave on the same level as the fighters) (Now to leave.) (he leaves the arena)

Bomberman: (enters commentating booth) So that was where you ended up! About time I found you Pommy! (he notices the Koopalings) Did Pommy take anyone out?

Larry: Everyone got shocked, but Wendy was the only one taken out by it. Rats...

Lemmy: And now, you will be taken out. (tosses Bomberman & Pommy out the window)

WeK (OUT)

MoK (OUT)

RoK278

LVK245

Iggy: Who would have thought that I would be against ROMba for a bet?

Larry: I didn't.

Lemmy: Well, I didn't expect this! Roy is actually moving very fast to avoid all of Ludwig's attacks!

Iggy: This is surprising! I might lose the bet!

Larry: Roy is getting ready for a big move; it looks like--it is! The Koopa Punch!

Lemmy: And it hits Ludwig perfectly! He's out of this fight!

Iggy & Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Luwdig dies)

This games winner, and the newest SSS fighter, is... Roy "Bully" Koopa!!!

Post-Match:

ROMba: I believe you three guys owe me some money...

Larry: Fat chance! You cheated somehow, and I'm not giving you my share!

ROMba: Very well. ABILITY SWAP...HONEST ABE LINCOLN! (the beam hits the three Koopalings) I believe you three guys owe me some money...

All Koopalings: Here it is... (they give their money to ROMba:, right before the Ability Swap expired)

Larry: I'm not giving you my share! I will always keep it... (he looks for his money, but can't find it) Where is my money?!?

Lemmy: I can't find mine either!

Iggy: What happened?!?

Roy: (enters) What ROMba did was make you honest with her Ability Swap, and being the "honest" Koopalings you were, you gave her the money. She out-Kooped you! (laughs)

Lemmy: You won this round, but you'll lose that dough just as quick! (all three Koopaling commentators leave)

Roy: They are reasonable once you get to know them. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Mario... (searches for his enemy)

ROMba: Well, since someone must do the questions, I guess I will.

  1. Do you think Roy will be a good fighter?
  2. How will the Mario Brothers react now that Roy has joined?
  3. Will the Koopalings ever be honest on betting?

ROMba: From the Super Smash Stadium, this is ROMba saying good bye!