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Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to another Stadium matchup!
Iggy: This match is so important, we chose to invite another commentator for this matchup.
Lemmy: Please give it up for...LARRY KOOPA!
Crowd: (cheers)
Larry: Thank you Twins.
Iggy: Don't mention it. I'm just surprised you're not in this coming fight.
Larry: Don't worry about me; some things aren't worth fighting for. It's not like the winner will try to beat up Mario, is it?
Lemmy: Nope.
Iggy: It's just to see who becomes the newest fighter.
Larry: Then it's a good thing I stepped out--I don't have anything special that could help.
Iggy: Can't you jump higher than the rest?
Larry: Not by much. Look at the fighters yourselves.
Lemmy: Good point. This match will take place in one of the new arenas that I don't think has been posted at the website--X's Shrine!
Iggy: In case you need to see it, a pic of it is below.
Larry: That's some arena. Two colors must mean twice the danger.
Lemmy: Actually, 3. X can be used as a weapon, but she is only as powerful as she wants--it basically depends on who uses her at the time.
Iggy: And if she is left alone for a while, all of one color of the arena will disappear for a while.
Lemmy: Plus, whoever touches that egg will activate three beam swords to try to attack the fighters. If they can stop the swords, then they can use them as weapons.
Larry: Like I said, this will definitely be some place to fight at.
Iggy: Now, do we have the fighters' moves?
Lemmy: I do.
Larry: Roy better watch it; not only is he the one without a stun move, but he is pretty slow--both on the brain and on the speed.
Iggy: I know what you mean; I'm betting that Ludwig will win.
Lemmy: I was punished to be with Morton more than you; he will defeat the others!
Larry: I'd rather go for Wendy.
Iggy: So, no one is going for Roy, huh? I find that wierd.
ROMba: (enters) Must I vote for the underdog here?
Larry: SPs, who is she?
Lemmy: Normally, she's a nuisance that we toss out of windows, but this time, since you actually want Roy to win, you can place your bet.
ROMba: Let's start with 250 Mobiums.
Larry: I'll see that, and raise it to 300 Rupees.
Lemmy: I know Morton will win; put me up for 400 Bear Coins.
Iggy: Fine; 500 P-Chips!
ROMba: Like you are going to get anywhere with 500 P-Chips! Those are only useful on the Game Boy Megaman games!
Wario: (enters) Actually, I just computed all of your bets, and according to the Current Exchange-o-Matic, those bets are actually equal to each other.
Iggy: Normally, you're not a nuisance, but this isn't normal... (tosses Wario out the window) OK, our bets are locked in; no backing out now.
Lemmy: ROMba, where are you going? No backing out!
ROMba: I only came to place my bet, which I did. This is your match that you're going to commentate; I have no further place in it. Just expect to see me take all of your winnings... (she leaves)
Larry: OK, that was a little wierd. Let's start this fight. Just what are the limitations here?
Iggy: Since these guys want to go back to Neon Castle and watch Super Koopa Brothers, they only wanted one life. However, damage levels will be at 50%; it will take a while for anyone to die.
Lemmy: Also, items are on very low.
Lakitu: (enters) Guys, Bomberman came back to look for his Pommy that I think he left here. Since you guys were the ones who commentated that match, it's your responsibility to find it.
Larry: Not now Lakitu; the match is about to start.
Lakitu: Remember that it won't be my butt that will be hurt if Pommy is loose somewhere. (goes to his filming station for the match)
Lemmy: Well, we have to start this thing, so let's go. Ladies and gentle-Koopas...
Iggy: Goombas of all ages...
Larry: The Super Smash Stadium proudly presents...
Lemmy: THE CLOWN PRINCE LEMMY K!
Iggy: THE FOUR EYED IGGY K!
Larry: THE HIGH JUMPING LARRY K!
All: THE SSS KOOP-EN-TATORS!
Larry: And now for the thousands in attendance...
Iggy: And for the millions watching world-wide...
Lemmy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!
Larry: Morton tries to go right to work with his Blabbermouth attack, but no one was there!
Iggy: Wendy gets X, and starts swinging her like crazy at the other fighters--only not much damage is done!
X: You could be a little nicer you know!
Lemmy: And while X spoke to the Koopa Sister, Ludwig got off a nice smash hit that didn't send her very far (it is half damage, remember?).
WeK23
MoK30
RoK20
LVK19
Iggy: The four Koopalings have a little rumble with each other, and just after Wendy loses X, Morton used his Blabbermouth attack, stunning everyone in place!
Larry: However, the floating egg just hurt the Talkative Koopa, and three beam swords are on their way!
Lemmy: Wendy blocks hers, while Ludwig just shot a wand blast at it.
Larry: Roy, though, wasn't so lucky. He got hit badly, and the sword disappears.
WeK69
MoK77
RoK79
LVK66
Lemmy: I got three shields ready; heads up! (tosses a big crate down)
Iggy: Roy manages to get the Electric Shield out of Morton's nose (or lack thereof).
Larry: Ludwig gets the Fire Shield safely, but somehow Morton grabbed the Bubble Shield right before Wendy.
Lemmy: As long as not-so-powerful attacks are administered, those shields will last a while.
Bomberman: Where did Pommy go? Did MAX take him instead?
MAX: (enters) I just got the word from Dr. Ein about your situation. But don't worry; another Pommy should be back at Zaurus Star, right where you found the first one.
Bomberman: I'll take that option only if I have no other choice.
MAX: Well, I'll help on the search. (both search for Pommy)
Pommy: (hiding behind the item crates that the commentators throw out on the arena) (There they are! I better get to the--HEY! What grabbed me?) (Pommy was put inside the crate)
X: Leave me alone, huh? RED SECTION, VANISH!
Larry: Everyone was on yellow though...except Morton and Roy!
Lemmy: They're falling down; can they make it?
Morton: Time for the triple jump! (goes straight down, faster than before) WEDDING CAAAAAAAAAAKE! (falls out)
Roy: (jumps in midair, jumps again, and does official triple jump to grab the edge)
Iggy: And Morton, thinking he had the Electric Shield, pays the price!
Larry: However, Roy had the Electric Shield & used it effectively.
WeK 198
MoK (OUT)
RoK214 ND
LVK222
Lemmy: There goes my chances of winning...
Larry: I have the next crate; there should be 2 Maximum Tomatoes in here. Heads up! (tosses the crate down on the small black section above X)
Iggy: Now that both colors are back, everyone goes after the crate.
Lemmy: Ludwig breaks Roy's shield, and the crate at the same time!
Larry: And inside is...WHO IS THAT?!?
Iggy: IT'S POMMY! AND HE HAS EATEN THE TOMATOES!
Pommy: (Ahh! Surrounded! THUNDER HEAD!) (headbutts the ground, creating an electric shockwave on the same level as the fighters) (Now to leave.) (he leaves the arena)
Bomberman: (enters commentating booth) So that was where you ended up! About time I found you Pommy! (he notices the Koopalings) Did Pommy take anyone out?
Larry: Everyone got shocked, but Wendy was the only one taken out by it. Rats...
Lemmy: And now, you will be taken out. (tosses Bomberman & Pommy out the window)
WeK (OUT)
MoK (OUT)
RoK278
LVK245
Iggy: Who would have thought that I would be against ROMba for a bet?
Larry: I didn't.
Lemmy: Well, I didn't expect this! Roy is actually moving very fast to avoid all of Ludwig's attacks!
Iggy: This is surprising! I might lose the bet!
Larry: Roy is getting ready for a big move; it looks like--it is! The Koopa Punch!
Lemmy: And it hits Ludwig perfectly! He's out of this fight!
Iggy & Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Luwdig dies)
Post-Match:
ROMba: I believe you three guys owe me some money...
Larry: Fat chance! You cheated somehow, and I'm not giving you my share!
ROMba: Very well. ABILITY SWAP...HONEST ABE LINCOLN! (the beam hits the three Koopalings) I believe you three guys owe me some money...
All Koopalings: Here it is... (they give their money to ROMba:, right before the Ability Swap expired)
Larry: I'm not giving you my share! I will always keep it... (he looks for his money, but can't find it) Where is my money?!?
Lemmy: I can't find mine either!
Iggy: What happened?!?
Roy: (enters) What ROMba did was make you honest with her Ability Swap, and being the "honest" Koopalings you were, you gave her the money. She out-Kooped you! (laughs)
Lemmy: You won this round, but you'll lose that dough just as quick! (all three Koopaling commentators leave)
Roy: They are reasonable once you get to know them. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Mario... (searches for his enemy)
ROMba: Well, since someone must do the questions, I guess I will.
ROMba: From the Super Smash Stadium, this is ROMba saying good bye!