The Question: Which fighter/SP/staff member will become fired from the
SSS?
| Mario | Luigi | Wario | Waluigi | Kyle Orland | Luigi Man | Patrick V |
| Player 1 | Player 2 | Player 3 | Player 4 | Player 5 | Player 6 | Player 7 |
Dark Horse: Hello, and welcome to another edition of the Stadium!
Super Shy Guy: For this fight, seven plumbers and plumber wanna-bes get in, but one gets out...for good!
Goombario: I don't want Mario to lose!
Dark Horse: Hey, aren't you the good goomba that helped Mario in Paper Mario?
Goombario: That's right, Dark Horse. After helping Mario save Peach [again], SSG here invited me to help you commentate.
Dark Horse: Well, the more help I get, the better the match will be.
SSG: All seven fighters have brought all of their known moves with them, and maybe a hidden one or two.
Goombario: Mario sure surprised everyone with his new "Serves Up!" move. He could have used it on his adventure with me!
SSG: In any case, all of the fighters have brought whatever moves they have mastered.
Dark Horse: This might be their only chance to try some of them, for that matter. Whoever loses this fight first will be fired from the Stadium.
Goombario: Then why is Waluigi in this?
Dark Horse: I don't know; Tai told me to put him in.
SSG: Speaking of which, when is he due back?
Dark Horse: Sometime after this match, I believe.
Goombario: Anyway, we have some of the rules for this match. As Dark Horse pointed out, first one who loses is fired.
SSG: The match will be officially over by the time someone loses first.
Dark Horse: But if the others want to see who the best Mario lookalike character is, then we'll let them go right ahead.
Goombario: We got a bunch of items that we will toss randomly...man! I never saw this many here before!
SSG: This is the Super Smash Stadium, Goombario; much more than the "outdated" SSB game.
Dark Horse: I see the fighters getting ready for their fight. And here they come!
SSG: It's time for intros!
Goombario: Allow me! Ahem...ladies and gentle-goombas...
SSG: ...brothers and shy guy sisters of all ages...
Dark Horse: ...the Super Smash Stadium proudly presents...
Goombario: The Wise Guy, Goombario!
SSG: The Whose Line Expert, SSG!
Dark Horse: The Undertaker of SSS, Dark Horse!
All: The SSS Commentators!
SSG: For the thousands in attendance...
Goombario: And the millions watching around the world...ladies and gentlemen...
Dark Horse: LET THY WARRIORS DO BATTLE!
SSG: LM wastes no time at all on his "inferior" brother Luigi.
Goombario: Mario is trying to play it safe by using the Serves Up! move away from everyone else!
Dark Horse: But out of the blue, Kyle uses some of the Drop Bombs on Mario, sending him into the Nipper Plants.
Goombario: That's got to leave a mark!
SSG: I got an item ready; here it comes. (tosses the crate on one of the platforms, but falls into the Nipper field)
Goombario: I could throw better than you, and I have no arms!
Dark Horse: It doesn't matter; the Nippers destroy the crate and send the Bob-omb inside of it upwards onto the platform.
SSG: Kyle is going for the Bob-omb, and Mario too. But Pat, while having his eye on the bomb, isn't moving towards it...
Dark Horse: Pat winds up...the pitch! It's the Killerang, and it hits home!
Goombario: Both fighters were quickly knocked out...but who was first?!?
SSG: I got the slow-mo replay going right now... (replay plays; Kyle was sent out 1 tenth of a second before Mario)
Dark Horse: Fighters, do you wish to continue?
LM: Let me go against Luigi!
Luigi: Let me go against LM!
Wario: I've-a had enough!
Waluigi: I'm with Wario!
Pat: I'd rather be a stock-broker! (those three left, "tying" for 3rd place)
Goombario: (tosses two Heart Containers) You have 10 seconds to get ready.
SSG: An old revenge bout is about to take place! These two have faced each other in the Tag Team Tourney, but haven't met eye to eye afterwards!
Dark Horse: Maybe after this fight. BEGIN!
Goombario: LM starts off by throwing a random assortment of tools at his opponent.
SSG: But Luigi blocks them and grabs the wrench for himself!
Dark Horse: He gets to LM and starts hurting away!
Goombario: One miss later, though, allows LM to escape and do some heavy damage to themselves.
SSG: Someone put only Bob-ombs in this Item Retrieval system. Oh well, here's one now! (tosses it by LM)
Dark Horse: Both fighters are above 70%, so this could end up either way.
SSG: LM gets the Bob-omb and throws it to Luigi!
Luigi: I'm not losing today! FOUR!!!!! (gets his golf club and does a perfect swing on the Bob-omb)
Dark Horse: And there is Luigi's new move: FOUR! It has a one to five chance of sending back items to their owners, and this one is going back.
Goombario: And it can do decent damage.
SSG: LM couldn't move fast enough do dodge the Bob-omb!
Dark Hores: Hole in one! Luigi "Tiger Woods" Mario has won this fight!
This games LOSER is...Kyle Orland.
Post-Match:
Kyle: If you think I'm upset of what happened, I'm not. I haven't been too much a part of the Stadium. I still have the main site to take care of.
Dark Horse: Don't forget to come back and visit.
Kyle: Don't worry about that. If I'm needed, give me a call. Later now! (he leaves)
SSG: Well, I have to bring Goombario over to his house.
Dark Horse: Why would you have to do that?
Goombario: He lost a bet we made beforehand. I told him that Kyle would most likely be fired, but he didn't believe me. He thought that Waluigi would be sent out. Funny, I don't think he even is a fighter...
Dark Horse: I'll try to find that out tonight.
Goombario: See to that. OK SSG, take me home.
SSG: All right...(aside: Never bet against a Wise Alek Goomba ever again)
Goombario: I heard that! (both leave)
Dark Horse: Well, time for this match's---
(an alarm sounds)
ROMba: (enters) What was that?
PA: All SP's report to the president's office NOW!!!
Dark Horse: I'm guessing Tai is back, and he's not in a good mood...I guess my questions will have to wait.
(At Tai's office; Dark Horse morphed to VGWarrior along the way, as did the Koopalings)
Tai: I was enjoying my little vacation, but something told me to come back. And I was right! We have a very BIG problem!! One of the fighters was attacked..by someone from the SSS!!!
All SP's: WHAT?!?!
Tai: That's right. At some point after he got knocked out, Mario was attacked by an unidentified person!!
Tom: But who was it?
Pat: IT WAS LUGIA!!!
Lugia: You always blame me.
Pat: Meh.
VGWarrior: It might have been Dr. Wily; he's still alive.
Lemmy: Maybe it was Elvis Presley.
Iggy: He's dead.
LM: How about--
Tai: SILENCE!!!
(they all stay still)
Tai: Let's bring in Mario!!!
(Mario enters on a wheelchair)
Mario: I was-a-upset that I-a lost, so I-a chose to order some-a pizza. However, while I-a was ordering, I was attacked from-a-behind by a caped-a-figure!!
VGWarrior: A caped figure??!! Hmmm...it couldn't have been--
Dark Force: (appears out of nowhere) 'Twas not me, who did this.
Tai: (grins) I don't exactly trust you...judging by your name....
Dark Force: Mine name hast nothing to do with this...
VGWarrior: Besides... he DID help me beat Ganna...
Tai: To take out his rival and have the SSS for himself, right Dark Force?
Dark Force: Nay...
Tai: Then why did you help us?
Dark Force: To prevent Ganna from taking over... and to rescue Zelda...
Tai: What does Zelda have to do with this? You want her Triforce!! Am I right or not?!?!
Dark Force: Hmph... thou'rt very hard-headed.... (he teleports out of there)
Tai: As for you SPs, you are dismissed. Try to figure out why anyone would go after Mario.
(they leave Tai's office; VGWarrior goes his separate way)
VGWarrior: I guess I'll have to slightly modify the questions....