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GG: Hello, welcome, and hi! Welcome to another exiting match at the Stadium! I'm the wiseman of video games, Game Guru!
Banjo: I'm the witch-stomping Banjo!
Kazooie: And I'm the kentucky fried-- GG!!!
Banjo: She's Kazooie.
Kazooie: What if I started calling you "Gasper"!
GG: Can't you take a yoke... er, I mean joke?
Banjo: Anyways, this match pits Ash against Ness in Saffron City.
GG: An idea from our own bear and bird duo, Banjo-Kazooie!
Banjo: Ash wants to prove himself tonight by beating his teacher, and Ness agreed to it.
Kazooie: Each fighter has three lives and the original items are set.
GG: So let's er.. er... er...
Kazooie: Just start the fight!
GG: Yeah...
Banjo: They both start with a PK/Poké Thunder!
Kazooie: But go quickly to a fury of punchs!
GG: An Electrode comes out and blows them both to the other side of the arena!
Kazooie: Ness gets Ash with his yo-yo!
GG: Ash tries Poké Thunder to get back.
Banjo: And hits the side of Silph Co. instead!
GG: Ash gets back!
Kazooie: Time for a item! (throws a pokéball in)
Ash: GO HITMON-- OW!!!
Banjo: Venusaur rasorleafs Ash!
Kazooie: What is a Hitmonow!!!
GG: It's a Hitmonlee, birdbrain...
Kazooie: Who you callin' birdbrain, Gaspar?!
Banjo: After that poké confusion, Ness attacks Ash with his yo-yo, again.
GG: They seem now to be jumping in the air.
Banjo: But Ash sends Ness flying to the other side of the arena!
Kazooie: Ash falls off Silph Co.!
Banjo: Ash sends a Poké Fire right at Ness.
Kazooie: And gets hit with Ash's yo-yo!
Banjo: Ness retaliates with his own yo-yo!
GG: Now Ash'll speak in an even higher voice.
Banjo: Kazooie!!! Er...I mean GG!!!
GG: Sorry...
Kazooie: Ash sends Ness flying out of here with his yo-yo!
Kazooie: Too many yo-yos... so dizzy...(throws a crate in)
GG: The crate breaks to reveal... a pokéball and a fan!
Banjo: Ness grabs the pokéball!
Ness: GO CHARIZARD!!!
GG: Charizard sends Ash flying!
Banjo: But Ash makes it back!
GG: Ash grabs a fan!
Kazooie: Good! He needs one!
Banjo: Kazooie!!!
Kazooie: Sorry...
GG: Venusaur razorleafs Ness and Ash!
Banjo: And Ash falls off Silph Co.!
GG: Mash! Are you available?
Mash: Ness isn't, but Ash is. (he goes to Ash) So Ash, what are your thought?.
Ash: I must commend Ness on this match, but someday Ness and I will battle, again.
Mash: Back to you, GG.
GG: Thanks, Mash. See you later, Banjo-Kazooie!
Banjo & Kazooie: See you, GG!
GG: And good-bye to you from Super Smash Stadium!
Ness: Ah... I need some rest now... hehehe. That Ash needs a lot of training to beat ME!!
???A: And I think you need a lot more to even touch ME!!
Ness: What? Who's there?? (he turns around) WTF?!? You are-- (Ness gets hit by a beam and faints)
???A: Idiot... (beats the #@*#$! out of Ness)
???B: Nice going boss. Now, who do we take out next?
???A: Patience, patience. You will never get anywhere without patience.
???B: Right, boss. On to the next victim... (both teleport out)
Tai: Are you guys even paying attention to me?!?!
Tomintul: (stops polishing sword)
LM: (turns off his GBC)
Dark Horse: (stops kicking a ball)
Lemmy: (stops playing chess with Iggy)
Iggy: Check-mate.
Lemmy: (throws the chess board out the window)
Pat: (wakes up)
Lugia: (stops using pikachu as a yo-yo)
KK: (spits out Jigglypuff out of his mouth)
Pikachu: (leaves)
Jigglypuff: (leaves)
All SPs: Uh... no...
Tai: Just as I thought... pay attention now!!
All SPs: YES!!
Tai: There's been THREE attacks today... the latest one was against Ness. This is the first SERIOUS attack! Princess Toadstool says that Ness may not live....
Dark Horse: But she's not a doctor....
Tai: She charges a lot less and does the same job!!!
Lugia: Still, she's not a professional, and I don't....
Tai: DON'T CONTRADICT ME!!
Lugia: (aside) "Personally, Nurse Joy does a better job..."
Tai: As you can see, this is a VERY serious problem... at this rate, we won't have any fighters left....
ROMba: (hiding outside Tai's office) Something isn't right here. I might as well ask the questions...
ROMba: Only time will tell now...