Match #72

The Question: Which popular Pokémon kicks the most Poké-butt?

Fighters for Pokémon Stadium in Kanto
Player One Player Two Player Three Player Four
   
Pikachu Jigglypuff ??? ???




GG: Today, we will have a Pokémon Battle--

(the crowd starts leaving)

GG: Hey, come on!

(the crowd continues leaving)

JT: Fine, but you won't get my special pictures of Peach!

GG: Wha??

JT: Special pics I got off the Internet!

(the crowd returns)

Crowd: *cheers*

GG: Fine... Thanks JT... This is my commentating partner and self-proclaimed alter-ego, JT.

JT: Yo.

GG: Yeah... This battle will be a Pokémon Battle, SSS-style! That means the only items in this match will be Pokéballs!

Crowd: YAY! CARNAGE!!!

GG: The battle is three-lives each, and takes place in the Pokémon Stadium.

JT: Don't we have a clip or something?

GG: Actually, we do. *puts in the tape*

(tape plays)

(Outside the Pokémon locker room)

Flip: They have a locker room?

Pikachu: Pika Chu pika, chu pika, Pikachu pika pi chu pi pika pikachu! (With Ash finally gone, I should go find a new partner!)

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! (How about me?)

Pikachu: PI! Pika Pikachu pi chupika... (NO! Maybe Blastoise or something...)

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!

Jigglypuff: PUFF!

Pikachu: CHU!

GG: *walks into the locker room for no reason* Link will need encouragement after that last battle... *looks at the two Pokémon* Oh, you two are arguing?

Pikachu: Chu.

Jigglypuff: Puff.

GG: Well, how about a match?

(Pikachu and Jigglypuff nod and walk towards the arena)

GG: Fine then. *turns to leave and rams into Lord Reid* Ow...

Lord Reid: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HE TOOK THE "SPECIAL BLEND"!

GG: Uhh... oh... kay. *walks away slowly*

(end tape)

GG: I'm still not sure what Lord Reid is talking about...

Flip: But aren't you two drinking buddies?

JT: Does it matter? Pikachu and Jigglypuff are ready to battle!

GG: Oh yeah! Well then... *looks at his watch while the Pokémon wait for his signal* 3... 2... 1... GO!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
0%
Jigglypuff
0%


JT: Some Pokéballs appeared at the beginning of the match. Each of the Pokémon grabs one!

Pikachu & Jigglypuff: PIKACHU!/JIGGLYPUFF!

JT: Mewtwo and Pichu came out!

GG: *sarcastic* Wow. What a coincidence...

Flip: Yeah, especially since Mewtwo never goes inside a Pokéball.

Mewtwo: And now... you die!

Pichu: PICHU!

JT: Pichu's not even an approved Pokémon for the items...

GG: Quiet you... Just smile and nod, smile and nod...

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
0%
Jigglypuff
0%
Pichu
0%
Mewtwo
0%


JT: Pikachu uses his Thunder smash on Pichu!

GG: Mewtwo uses a dark energy attack on Jigglypuff!

JT: It appears Mewtwo and Pikachu have the advantage.

GG: But Jigglypuff punchs Mewtwo mighty far!

JT: Pichu has knocked Pikachu far too!

GG: And right into Mewtwo!

JT: Ouch! Mewtwo really felt that smash from Pichu!

GG: Jigglypuff is near another Pokéball!

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPU-- (GO, VENUSA--!)

GG: Pichu has kicked Jigglypuff in the head!

JT: Venusaur attacks everyone minus the 'Puff!

GG: Pichu has headbutted Pikachu far.

JT: Mewtwo gets punched far by Master Puff!

GG: Pichu has a Pokéball!

Pichu: PICHU! (GO, WOBBUFFET!)

JT: He threw it at the Puffster!

Wobbuffet: WOBBA! *salutes*

GG: Jigglypuff begins punching Pichu!

JT: Mewtwo and the incredible Pika return to the platform!

GG: How come you don't have nicknames for Mewtwo or Pichu?

JT: Because 'the clone of Mew' and 'the only thing cuter than Pikachu' just joined...

GG: Ph...

JT: Anyway, Mewtsu has used a dark energy smash on Lil' Chuster!

GG: While Pikachu tail swipes Jigglypuff!

JT: Mewtwo uses his throw on Pichu AND JIGGLYPUFF?!

GG: Mewtwo's throw is a projectile...

JT: Oh... There is another Pokéball right next to Wobbuffet!

GG: Everyone is fighting to get it!

JT: Mewtwo has been hit high!

GG: Pikachu has it!!!

Pikachu: PIKACHU! (GO, BLASTOISE!)

Blastoise: BLAST!!!

GG: Blastoise has KOed both Jigglypuff and Pichu!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
174%
Jigglypuff
D1
Pichu
D1
Mewtwo
168%


JT: The shot from Blastoise hasn't even phased Mewtwo!

GG: He continues fighting with Pikachu.

JT: Pichu and Jigglypuff return and boy, they are mad!

GG: The Pokémon are fighting each other!

JT: I can't tell who's attacking who!

GG: Someone summoned a Goldeen, at least...

JT: Pichu and Jigglypuff attack each other!

GG: Mewtwo used his projectile throw to KO Pikachu!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
D1
Jigglypuff
49%
Pichu
12%
Mewtwo
194%


JT: And Mewtwo has time to taunt!

Mewtwo: I am MEWTWO!

GG: Pichu uses his thunderjolt to hit Mewtwo from behind!

JT: Mewtwo sees the Pokéball on the field!

GG: Mewtwo tries to get it!

JT: Pichu sees what Mewtwo is up to, and throws him far!

GG: Pichu has the Pokéball!

Pichu: PICHU! (GO, SCIZOR!)

Scizor: SCIZOR!

JT: Scizor claws Pikachu!

GG: Pikachu used a downward Thunder smash to clear the field!

JT: Mewtwo is KOed-- no, Mewtwo teleported back, KOing Jigglypuff!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
56%
Jigglypuff
D2
Pichu
81%
Mewtwo
216%ND


GG: The arena changes form!

JT: It's now Rock-type!

GG: Half-way though the battle and Mewtwo isn't KOed yet?!

JT: He is THE strongest Pokémon of them all.

GG: Sigh... Pikachu has sent Mewtwo flying high!

JT: Jigglypuff pounds Pichu!

GG: Mewtwo swipes Pikachuu with his tail!

JT: Pikachu somersaults Mewtwo into the strata!

GG: Now, bear with me, but Mewtwo has been KOed! I repeat: Mewtwo has been KOed!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
81%
Jigglypuff
13%
Pichu
102%
Mewtwo
D1


JT: Grr... Pichu calls the thunder onto Jigglypuff.

GG: Jigglypuff drill kicks Pichu!

JT: Mewtwo is back and he's mighty mad...

Mewtwo: And now it is your turn to die, Pichu!

Pikachu: Pika... (Uh-oh...)

GG: Pichu and Jigglypuff attack Mewtwo!

JT: Pikachu joins in the Melee!

GG: I can't tell who KOed Pichu, but I believe it was Pikachu!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
100%
Jigglypuff
56%
Pichu
D2
Mewtwo
32%


JT: It appears that Pikachu and Jigglypuff have joined forces against the coolest Pokémon, Mewtwo!

GG: Mewtwo sends Jigglypuff away with a psychic smash!

JT: Pichu comes back and attacks Mewtwo!

GG: Mewtwo is having to fight off three combantants!

JT: It's nothing Mewtwo hasn't done before!

GG: Pichu has summoned a Starmie!

JT: And Jigglypuff summons a JIGGLYPUFF?!

GG: The summoned Jigglypuff has begun *yawns* singing...

(JT turns off the sound)

GG: Thanks!

JT: Mewtwo is attacked by the Starmie!

GG: Pichu KO's Pikachu with a Thunder attack!

JT: Jigglypuff and Mewtwo also got hit!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
D2
Jigglypuff
97%
Pichu
37%
Mewtwo
106%


GG: Pichu has heard the summoned Jigglypuff's song!

JT: The arena changes back to normal!

GG: The Starmie disappears and Mewtwo falls right into Pikachu's thunder smash, KOing him!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
0%
Jigglypuff
101%
Pichu
52%
Mewtwo
D2


JT: One life left for all!

GG: They fight right next to the summoned Jigglypuff...

(Mewtwo, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff fall asleep; Pichu's still asleep)

Summoned Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!! *marks on all the Pokémons' faces and leaves*

... GG: Finally, everyone has woken up!

JT: They begin attacking each other!

GG: I can't tell what attacks they are using...

JT: A balloon is hovering above the field!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make it dou-- *Mewtwo uses his Psychic power to blast them off*

Jessie & James: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *ping*

JT: Why were they here?

GG: I always wanted to see them defeated before ending that motto...

JT: Anyway... Pikachu uses his Thunder Smash to KO Pichu!

GG: Jigglypuff busts a crate over Pikachu's head!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
55%
Jigglypuff
117%
Pichu
(OUT)
Mewtwo
75%


JT: Two Pokéballs came out of that container!

GG: Jigglypuff grabs one and Mewtwo grabs the other!

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF! (GO, CHANSEY!)

Mewtwo: GO, UNOWN!

GG: Mewtwo broke open one of the eggs, found a Pokéball, and summoned Ditto as well!

JT: I thought Ditto was ditched from SSBM!

GG: One of the advantages to SSS is that we aren't limited to the Super Smash Bros. games.

JT: Whoa! Ditto has transformed into Mewtwo!

GG: That's what Dittos do, you moron...

Pikachu: PIKA!

Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!

JT: Pikachu has been hurt by the Unown!

GG: Jigglypuff is getting beat up by Ditto!

JT: Wobbuffet's been summoned!

GG: Mewtwo has summoned another flock of Unown!

JT: Pikachu and Jigglypuff have been KOed by them!

Fighters' Damage Meters!
Pikachu
(OUT)
Jigglypuff
(OUT)
Pichu
(OUT)
Mewtwo
106%


THIS GAME'S WINNER IS... MEWTWO!!!

(After the match)

GG: For winning this battle--

Mewtwo: Was there any doubt?

GG: For winning this battle, Mewtwo became an offfical fighter. Oddly enough, so did Pichu...

Goshi: *over the intercom* Hey, anyone brave enough to face Mewtwo openly deserves to be a fighter!

JT: Hey, that gives me an id---

Goshi: Except you!

JT: Aww... well, let's go to Navi, in Hylian form!

GG: Moron...

(in the locker room)

Navi: Pichu, you landed fourth. What do you think?

Pichu: *begins to cry, and then gives Navi a little electric jolt*

Navi: Ow... Sore loser... Pikachu, you and Jigglypuff tied for second against Mewtwo. Your comments?

Pikachu: Pichu chu pi ka chu chupika! Pikachu pika pi chu pika Pikachu pika. Pi chu Pichu pika chu Chukapika kachu pi! (Pichu has a lot of potential! I'm gonna take him under my wing. At least he's better than Jigglypuff over here!)

Jigglypuff: PUFF PUFF! (IS NOT!)

Pikachu: PI PI! (IS SO!)

Navi: .... Mewtwo, you won this match. Any comments?

Mewtwo: It was to be expected that I win... I AM the most powerful Pokémon of all! I actually have a challenge to issue... Ness, I challenge you to a psychic showdown! You have disgraced all the Psychic-type Pokémons' honor by teaching that whiny brat, Ash Ketchum, psychic powers! Prepare to die!

Navi: *jumps at the last sentence* Well then... Now we go to the audience... Sir, what did you think of the match?

Guy in Crowd: |)uD3, |\/|eWtWo roC|<5! T|-|3 otHEr$ $uck! \/\/h3r3 @r3 t3|-| PEach pic5?

Crowd: YEAH!

JT: Umm... GG?

GG: Yeah?

JT: You might want to start running now...

(the crowd starts runing towards GG & JT)

GG and JT: Nyah nyah nyah! *start running in place like a Hanna Barbera cartoon, then dash off screen with the crowd chasing them*

Mewtwo: Bah... Now I must do these useless questions:

#1: Was I cheap for using a Pokéball to win?
#2: Did Pikachu, Jigglypuff, or Pichu really stand a chance?
#3: Should Ditto be used more often?
#4: Am I related to Miss Cleo-- HEY! WHO WROTE THESE?!

Mewtwo: The reign of Mewtwo has now begun! MWAHAHA!!! *light fades on his cackling face and glowing eyes*