Lemmy Koopa: Ladies and koopas...
Iggy Koopa: Yoshies and girls...
Sir Adam Cooper: Morons of all ages...
Lemmy: Today is a very special match for us...
Iggy: Because, though you may all grieve, it is to be our last.
Adam: The past three years have been great here...
Lemmy: But frankly...
Iggy: We need a break.
Adam: We've loved the fans...
Lemmy: We've loved the food...
Iggy: We've loved the fun...
Adam: But time doesn't allow us matches anymore...
Lemmy: It's only through our holiday vacation that we can even write this one...
Iggy: We're sorry, but that's how it goes...
Adam: Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering what today's match is...
Lemmy: We decided that we'd have one that'd be just plain fun...
Iggy: Now of course, you can't see the action... So close your eyes while you read this, and visualize it in your head.
Adam: ...How can they read if their eyes are closed?
Lemmy: They should have someone read it to them!
Iggy: An excellent idea! So have someone read this to you, and THEN visualize it...
Adam: Anyway, out match today is one every man (and some women) would love to see: Peach against Zelda in a no-holds-barred, one life, catfight!
Lemmy: The two princesses will finally find out which one is better...
Iggy: We'll get to watch two babes duke it out...
Adam: And the winner gets a date with me, as Mario's ugly and incompetent and Link's dating Malon.
Lemmy: Nearly all the items are on...
Iggy: But all healing items are gone due to how cheap they can be...
Adam: Similarly, the hammer and the home run bat are off to prevent a cheap win...
Lemmy: Backstage, Peach won the toss so the girls are fighting atop her castle.
Iggy: Bullet bills patrol the area and item boxes appear with the push of a button, so this can be a bit unpredictable...
Adam: They're in place now, so without further ado...
Iggy and Lemmy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!

Adam: Peach pulls out a veggie before leaping up to meet Zelda on the top platform...
Iggy: Zelda sends a quick blast of Din's fire at Peach, and the flame bursts in her face...
Lemmy: But not before the veggie's tossed, smacking Zelda square in the nose. They both fall back to recover from their blows.
Adam: Zelda moves back a bit as Peach leaps over towards her on the right.
Iggy: It looks like they've decided to swap physical blows, and a few slaps and kicks are quickly exchanged!

Peach 19% Zelda 17%

Adam: Peach grabs Zelda and slams her into the ground! The Hylian Princess looks mad as she rolls back up!
Lemmy: Peach is kicked aside as Zelda recovers, and she bounces off the central tower.
Iggy: Looks like an item crate has shown up on left side of the castle, and Zelda leaps over to it.
Adam: By the time Peach gets there, it's been smashed open, revealing a Mr. Saturn, a Fire Flower, and a Ray Gun!
Lemmy: Zelda grabs the flower and catches the falling Toadstool with its flames!
Iggy: Peach is caught in the blaze for a few moments, then rolls aside, grabbing the ray gun from the ground...
Adam: Peach looks injured from the fire, but she blasts Zelda away with the ray gun's powerful shot!
Lemmy: A few more shots are fired, sending Zelda farther and farther!
Iggy: Zelda uses Faore's Wind to whisk herself back onto the field, only to take a few more shots!
Adam: At the next shot, Zelda raises Nyaru's Love, and it nullifies the next one at her! Lemmy: Out of shots, Peach hurls the gun at Zelda, and while it does damage, Zelda still seems fine.
Iggy: The two princesses, neither with weapon anymore, face off...
Adam: Now, I know Peach likes Italian food, just like the Marios... But what does Zelda like...?
Lemmy: You're getting ahead of yourself, Coop...
Iggy: Zelda presses a button, causing an item box to appear above her...
Adam: Peach rushes to the item box!
Lemmy: Zelda does a quick sweep and trips Peach!
Iggy: She leaps up to the box... It's a Koopa shell!
Adam: Peach gets up, and Zelda's glowing...
Lemmy: She's transformed into Sheik, and leaps down to fight Peach!
Iggy: She hurls the shell, but Peach jumps, and the shell flies off the castle!

Peach 65% Sheik 69%

Adam: Looks like a Bullet Bill's coming from the left side...
Lemmy: Sheik is kicked towards it, then Peach leaps over the central tower and pulls out a veggie.
Iggy: Sheik barely makes it away before the Bullet Bill explodes, and an item box appears on the central tower...
Adam: Sheik hits it, revealing a Bob-Omb!
Lemmy: She grabs it and runs towards Peach!
Iggy: Hey... Get a look at that Veggie...
Adam: It doesn't look very healthy...
Lemmy: The two princesses hold out their items and face off... prepared to throw...
Iggy: Peach hurls the odd looking veggie at Sheik!
Adam: Zelda counters by throwing the Bob-Omb... But it hits the Veggie!
Lemmy: The Bob-Omb explodes in Sheik's face, and the Veggie bounces back to Peach!
Iggy: Before Sheik can get up, Peach smashes her with the Veggie...
Adam: Yes... it's the legendary Super Veggie... capable of dealing about thirty percent damage per hit...
Lemmy: That's legendary?
Adam: ...No... But it's REALLY cool.
Iggy: Sheik gets up and transforms...
Lemmy: Peach runs to Sh-Zelda and unleashes a powerful kick, smashing her into the tower again!
Adam: As Zelda rolls to the side, Peach grabs her and hurls her over the edge!
Iggy: Zelda's jumping back...
Lemmy: Peach has a veggie!
Adam: She hurls it at Zelda, and Zelda looses her balance...
Iggy: She's falling... Falling...
(KABOOM)
Lemmy: Fallen.

Judge: This game's winner is... Peach!

Adam: Well then, if you'll excuse me... I have a date... (He leaps out of the commentating box and spreads his wings, flying down towards Peach)
Iggy: Well, that's it for us, then.
Lemmy: No more matches, we'll be on our way.
Iggy: I hope the future Superpowers do as good a job as we did...
Lemmy: I hope you're forever entertained...
Iggy: So join someone else for the next match...
Lemmy: Same Smash Time...
Iggy: Same Smash Cha-

(Suddenly, the radio turns on and Zeratul's voice is heard)
Zeratul: Lemmy! Iggy! Come in!
Lemmy: Huh? What is it?
Zeratul: We've got a surprise fight!
Iggy: Explain...
Zeratul: Mewtwo and Link were training together in the Pokémon Stadium... After Link left, Mewtwo was about to leave... And then was interrupted...
Lemmy: What do you mean?
Zeratul: A Sneasel has shown up and challenged Mewtwo to a fight... I suggest you two switch your views to that arena and commentate...
Iggy: No can do. As of now... We're retired... Just get the cameras in...
Zeratul: Grrr... (The radio shuts off)

(The Camera fades black for a moment, then turns on to a scene of Mewtwo and a Sneasel in Pokémon Stadium)

Mewtwo: All right, Sneasel... Explain yourself...
Sneasel: (The Sneasel smirks a bit, a few pointed teeth showing, it speaks in a calm voice, though clearly feminine) I'm here to join the stadium, and I've heard that if I can prove my fighting skills against you, I'll be in.
Mewtwo: You? A tiny Sneasel? I do not have the time to waste battling you!
Sneasel: Are you afraid?
Mewtwo: Afraid of what? (His eyes narrowed)
Sneasel: Afraid of losing to a female, of course. Insecure males generally have fears of being beaten by girls.
Mewtwo: INSECURE!?!? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?
Sneasel: Oh... Forget I said anything... I'll come back later... (With a smile, she turns around)
Mewtwo: I'll fight you right now, then! First to fall is the loser!
Sneasel: (She holds up two black paws in front of her, extended her claws to their fullest length. The smirk returns to her face.) Fine with me, Mewtwo... Make your move...
Mewtwo: (Holding up his hands, he begins to charge a ball of negative energy, drawn from the spirit realm. The Shadowball would slowly grow as he prepared to throw it)
Sneasel: (She held out her hands as well in a similar fashion, though it was not negative energy she charged. Bit by bit, water vapor from the air seemed to condense in her hands, forming a bit of snow, and the Snowball formed at the same speed as Mewtwo's Shadowball, matching it exactly)
Mewtwo: How dare you mock my attack! Shadow Ball... HA! (He released the Shadowball, sending the orb of ghostly energy hurling at the dark-type pokémon. It rolled unevenly through the air, going higher and lower as it neared Sneasel)
Sneasel: I dare like this! (At the same time, she hurled her Snowball straight at the Shadowball. The two attacks collided in midair, and as they connected, they dispersed, leaving no trace of either)
Mewtwo: Well then... let us see how you fare against this... (He ran towards Sneasel quickly and glared at her, his eyes emitting a disabling dose of psychic energy into the mind of the female cat)
Sneasel: (As the Disable was tried on her, she ran straight through it, seemingly unphased. Then, she seemed to disappear from existence for a moment, until an instant later, her claws slashed across Mewtwo's belly, and she re-appeared on the other side) Psychic powers do nothing to Dark pokémon...
Mewtwo: (He clutched the wound for a moment) Feint attack... (He muttered, and then raised his arms and tail to prepare for a more physical fight. He hovered towards Sneasel at top speed and swung his tail at her, sending her flying backwards)
Sneasel: (She ran back towards Mewtwo, and then leapt up into the air. She dropped down swiftly, stomping down on Mewtwo's head with clawed feet, then kicking off to land behind him.) I heard you were better than this, Mewtwo...
Mewtwo: I am unbeatable... Just you watch... (He turned around to look to her, his eyes narrowed)
Sneasel: Unbeatable like Superman or unbeatable like a Magikarp?
Mewtwo: Are you mocking me?
Sneasel: No.
Mewtwo: Well, then, I guess that's... wait... YES YOU ARE! I'LL CRUSH YOU, YOU PITIFUL MAGGOT!
Sneasel: (She raises her claws to fight) Go for it...
Mewtwo: (He runs towards Sneasel at full tilt, pulling back his fist as he does. Upon nearing her, he unleashes a Mega Punch at full force to her face, sending her flying backwards)
Sneasel: (Over the edge, she kicks off nothing and disappears in a flash, shooting up in what seems to be a burst of light with the Agility move)
Mewtwo: (He runs towards her as she gets back and attempts a quick swipe with his tail)
Sneasel: (She rolls to the side to avoid the swipe and kicks Mewtwo in the back)
Mewtwo: Oof! (Falling back a bit, he turns and grabs her by the arm) You are beginning to annoy me, Sneasel...
Sneasel: I'm sorry. I meant to start sooner.
Mewtwo: (He hurls the Sneasel backwards over his shoulder and shoots a volley of five small Shadow Balls at her)
Sneasel: (Hit by a few Shadow Balls, she lands with a thud and rolls back up. Glaring at Mewtwo, she vanishes once again, reappearing just in time to slash through him with another Feint Attack)
Mewtwo: Try that again, Sneasel... And it will be your last...
Sneasel: (She holds out her hands and begins to charge another Snowball, a smirk crossing her lips)
Mewtwo: (He stands his ground, waiting)
Sneasel: (She hurls the Snowball at Mewtwo as hard as she can, aiming for his chest)
Mewtwo: (With a psychic spark in front of him, he deflects the Snowball back at her with Confusion. It picks up a bit of speed and heads back to her) You won't get me that easily!
Sneasel: (Raising her hands out in front of her, she begins to glow for a moment, and as the Snowball connects, it is reflected straight back at Mewtwo) Reflect...
Mewtwo: (Caught off guard, the Snowball smacks him in the face, tossing him back a ways. It is only through his Teleport ability that he makes it back to the arena) You are more resourceful than I expected...
Sneasel: And you're uglier than I expected...
Mewtwo: I'll make you eat those words...
Sneasel: And how do you plan to do that?
Mewtwo: Like this... (He begins to glow with an aura of purple energy. It flows around his body) I am the most powerful pokémon... I will not fall again!
Sneasel: What the heck are you doing?
Mewtwo: I am going to ascend to the level of SUPER MEWTWO! (His aura increases in brightness)

(Suddenly, a blast of energy shoots down from the sky and hits Mewtwo, knocking him to the ground. A man with spiked, black hair wearing what seems to be a jumpsuit drops down and lands next to Mewtwo)
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! YOU ARE NOT ME! YOU WILL NEVER BE ME! IF YOU DO ONE MORE THING TO MOCK MY SAIYAN HERIATIGE, I WILL BEAT YOU SO FAR INTO THE GROUND THAT YOUR BONES WILL NEVER BE FOUND!
Mewtwo: ...
Sneasel: Well... that was odd.
Vegeta: DO YOU HEAR ME, MEWTWO!?!?
Mewtwo: Uh... Yes...
Vegeta: Good. (He turns around and, with a blast of energy, flies away)

Mewtwo: (His aura dies down) Maybe I won't go Super Mewtwo... But I'll still crush you!
Sneasel: Bring it...
Mewtwo: (He swoops towards Sneasel, his hands up and ready for a quick smack)
Sneasel: (Seeing Mewtwo come towards her, she pulls back her right claw and it begins to glow white. As Mewtwo gets closer, she jabs her powerful claw forward, stabbing Mewtwo in the gut with a powerful Metal Claw attack)
Mewtwo: (He is thrown back very far by the Metal Claw, hurled through the air. He tries to teleport back, but falls short, plummeting to the ground below...) I'll be back...
Sneasel: I win... Well, that was fun... Now I guess I get to join!

(A caped protoss drops down in front of her)
Zeratul: Sorry, Sneasel, but it doesn't just work like that... And how did you learn to talk?
Sneasel: Uhh... CSPAN... But what can I do to join?
Zeratul: We don't really need anyone right- (Zeratul's cell phone rings. He grabs it and talks) Zeratul here... What is it GG...? Good ratings...? Fans love her...? All right... (He hangs up the cell phone) One more match, Sneasel. We'll send you a heart container, and then a random fighter will come in. If you beat him or her, you're in. (He leapt out of the arena, and a Heart Container fell down towards Sneasel)
Sneasel: Hmm... I wonder who it will be... (She grabs the heart container and heals the damage from the fight with Mewtwo)

Zeratul: (In the Commentator's Box) Looks like I'll have to commentate for this myself... (He calls into the radio) GG! Send in a fighter. Choose someone who'll make a good show.
GG: (Over radio) I have the perfect fighter in mind...

Zeratul: Someone's being lowered into the arena on one of the lifts... It looks like a living fireball from this view... Wait... What's that? I see a shape... And features... It's some sort of yoshi! A black one! His shell... it's black, yellow, and red... And he's got golden fangs? Could it be...? Ki-AAAAHHH! (A loud THUD is heard)

Lemmy: Sorry about that, Zeratul...
Iggy: But we can't have any outsiders in the box...
Lemmy: For our FINAL commentating.
Zeratul: (Softly, as if from a distance) Did you have to throw me out of the box?
Iggy: Yes.
Lemmy: It looks like our match for Pokémon Stadium is Sneasel against everyone's favorite yoshi*, Killer!
Iggy: *Killer may not actually be everyone's favorite yoshi, but only the people of whom he is the favorite yoshi count.
Lemmy: He looks hella different, though...
Iggy: You're right... He seems to be on fire...
Lemmy: And he doesn't have his sword-woman with him...
Iggy: I'm sure he'll fight differently with the new changes... But let us just see...
Lemmy: Now, for the sake of fighting... We're going to use Killer's favorite match type here...
Iggy: Survival mode! Each fighter has one hundred fifty HP, and the first to reach Zero is the loser!
Zero: Wait? Is THAT why people have been avoiding me lately?
Lemmy: ...
Iggy: ...
Zero: Oh, crap... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (THUD)
Lemmy: Now that we've gotten rid of a commentating box intruder...
Iggy: Using our favorite method...
Lemmy: We'll continue...
Iggy: All items are on.
Lemmy: There is no time limit.
Iggy: And the stakes are simple: Sneasel wants to be a fighter.
Lemmy: So Ladies and Gentlemen...
Iggy: Boys and girls...
Lemmy: Children of all ages...
Iggy: Super Smash Stadium PROUDLY brings to you...
Lemmy: For their final match...
Iggy: The four eyed Iggy Koopa!
Lemmy: The clown prince, Lemmy Koopa!
Lemmy and Iggy: The Koopentators!
Iggy: And for the hundreds in attendance...
Lemmy: And the thousands reading worldwide...
Lemmy and Iggy: LET'S GET READY TO SMASH IT!!!

Iggy: The two get off to the classic start, charging at each other!
Lemmy: Their punches are matched and neither moves an inch!
Iggy: Killer takes a step back and opens his mouth...
Lemmy: He exhales a blast of fiery breath upon Sneasel!
Iggy: This must be one of his new moves...
Lemmy: Sneasel is knocked back, but she quickly recovers and begins to charge a Snowball!
Iggy: Killer runs towards her...
Lemmy: She throws the Snowball, but he dodges!
Iggy: She's gone!
Lemmy: Not gone! She appears close to Killer and slashes him with Feint Attack!
Iggy: Killer gets up and kicks her aside!

K: 136 HP S: 132 HP

Lemmy: She retaliates with a few claw slashes, and gets caught up in a Fury Swipes, a rapid physical combo!
Iggy: But as soon as Killer's pushed out of the way, he unleashes another blast of Fire Breath on her!
Killer: When it's fire versus ice... Fire always wins...

Lemmy: Sneasel is hurt a bit. She begins to charge Snowball once more!
Iggy: Meanwhile, the first item box of the match appears on the left floating platform...
Lemmy: Killer leaps next to it as Sneasel finishes charging.
Iggy: Sneasel throws a Snowball at Killer, but he uses the Box for cover, and it opens up...
Lemmy: Inside are a Star Rod, a Pokéball, and a Lip's Stick!
Iggy: Killer grabs the Pokéball and throws it at Sneasel!
Lemmy: Sneasel punches it back!
Iggy: Killer leaps to dodge, and it's sent over the edge!
Lemmy: Killer growls and grabs the Star Rod.
Iggy: Sneasel leaps over and kicks him down!
Lemmy: She grabs the Lip's Stick and bops him with it!

K: 123 S: 124

Iggy: He's poisoned, but he smacks her with the Star Rod, shooting a star at her as she moves back!
Lemmy: With a quick twirl, his flower falls off, and he shoots at her with more stars!
Iggy: She hurls the Lip's Stick at Killer, and he's smacked in the jaw!
Lemmy: She leaps in and grabs Killer by the shoulders, then tosses him up into the air!
Iggy: She jumps up towards Killer and tries a back flip kick!
Lemmy: He's sent up once more, and the flower falls off him!
Iggy: She leaps up once more for a kick!
Lemmy: But Killer's ready for him! He kicks straight down, sending her hurtling into the ground!
Iggy: He lands a bit away from her and continues to shoot her with the Star Rod!
Lemmy: After a few good shots to Sneasel, he throws the Star Rod at her!
Iggy: It's now her turn to get bashed in the chin, and Killer moves closer...
Lemmy: He seems to have ignited himself on fire!
Iggy: He blasts straight into her with a Fiery Tackle!
Lemmy: Sneasel gets up and uses Feint Attack once more to slash Killer undetected, and then kicks him away before he can retaliate!

K: 88 S: 83

Iggy: A barrel shows up now, and Killer grabs it at first notice...
Lemmy: Sneasel runs to him and kicks him in the gut while he's holding it!
Iggy: He drops it, releasing a Bob-Omb, a Beam Sword, and a Super Scope!
Lemmy: The Bob-Omb nearly instantly explodes as Killer tries to kick himself up, blasting the two to the sides of the arena!
Iggy: They run back in, and Sneasel grabs the Super Scope!
Lemmy: Then Killer gets off a tail whip and grabs the Beam Sword!
Iggy: He rushes towards Sneasel and leaps above the Super Scope shots!
Lemmy: Ooh, alliteration... Killer lands on the platform just above Sneasel...
Iggy: Not for long, that flashing symbol in back suggests a field change...
Lemmy: It's the forest field, and Sneasel and Killer are now on even ground!
Iggy: This is bad news for Killer who's quickly caught in a Super Scope barrage!
Lemmy: Killer manages to raise his power shield, and Sneasel ceases fire!
Iggy: Killer leaps up and back, onto the wooden platforms.
Lemmy: Sneasel leaps up after him, only to be subdued by another shot of Fire Breath!

K: 52 S: 51

Iggy: Killer leaps down and unleashes a powerful kick to Sneasel's head, causing her to drop the Super Scope!
Lemmy: He quickly begins to slash her with the Beam Sword!
Iggy: A volley of swipes sends her back for a moment, but she begins to charge a Snowball once more!
Lemmy: Killer rushes in, but is hit by a half-charged Snowball!
Iggy: He throws the Beam Sword at her now, but she swerves and it flies off the arena!
Lemmy: It looks like the field is going back to normal now, and they both leap back to prepare for their next moves.
Iggy: Sneasel charges a Snowball!
Lemmy: Killer walks forward slowly...
Iggy: She unleashes it at full power!

Killer: Let's see you deal with this!

Lemmy: Killer seems to flash with an aura of fire, and the Snowball is sent flying back to Sneasel!
Iggy: She begins to raise a reflect shield... but it's not fast enough! The Snowball smashes into her face.
Lemmy: Through a pair of jumps and Agility, she makes it back to the arena without too much difficulty.

K: 34 S: 18

Iggy: This match looks just about over, as one more item box appears in the arena...
Lemmy: Killer opens it up, but all that's inside is a pair of Pokéballs!
Iggy: He grabs one and hurls it at her!
Lemmy: She raises her Reflect and it goes flying back...
Iggy: She runs with it, and Killer throws the second at the first!
Lemmy: They fall right between the two...
Iggy: Killer's seems to be a Marril, which runs at Sneasel!
Lemmy: The one reflected, however, is a Scyther, which attacks Killer!
Iggy: They both leap to avoid, but the Scyther's second slash hits Killer!
Lemmy: They're about equal once more, and Sneasel uses Feint Attack to hit Killer once more!
Iggy: He ignites himself on fire after the blast and blows through her again with a Fire Tackle!
Lemmy: The two run towards each other and each let loose a punch and a kick!
Iggy: Tossed back, they both seem to be on their last legs...

K: 2 S: 3

Lemmy: The next attack should do it, and Sneasel's not taking any chances... She's vanished again!

Killer: NOT TODAY!

Iggy: Killer's raising his reflective fire aura just in time...
Lemmy: Sneasel's appeared right by him and slashes...
Iggy: She's scorched by the fire... but her claw still swipes his neck!
Lemmy: They've both hit the ground...
Iggy: ...
Lemmy: ...

K: 0 S: 0

Iggy: Who won?
Lemmy: I don't know...
Iggy: Well... Umm...

Judges: DRAW!

Lemmy: There you have it!
Iggy: A draw!
Lemmy: So is she in?
Iggy: I don't know...
Lemmy: ZERATUL!!!!!!!
(Footsteps are heard)
Zeratul: Urg... What?
Iggy: Is she in?
Zeratul: Did she win?
Lemmy: She didn't lose.
Zeratul: Let me confer... GG, how are the ratings?
GG: (Through static, over radio) WAY down. Fans got tired quick...
Zeratul: All right... She's out...
Iggy: And gone!
Lemmy: Both fighters have left the arena!
Zeratul: Seems the medics have gotten them out already...
Iggy: Well, let's go check in on them!
Lemmy: All right!


(In the men's locker room)
Lemmy: Killer! You're back!
Killer: Yeah...
Lemmy: And you're different...
Killer: It's due to my training...
Lemmy: Do tell.
Killer: After my defeat, I left to go better myself, increase my skills... I trained day and night, long and hard, until I realized that my problem all along was that I had been relying on someone else to fight my battles for me: Cala. So I decided I'd increase my own strength, without her. I meditated, I lifted weights, and I battled powerful monsters... and then, one day it happened. In the midst of a fight, I became enraged, and I felt my body burn with rage... I'm a fire yoshi... And now I'm at one with the flames. I trained to control my fire, and now that I can... I've come back to return to my fights...
Lemmy: And what of Cala...?
Killer: I've entrusted her to a friend... I will no longer be held back by allowing her to help me.
Lemmy: I see... I'm glad you're back...
Killer: Too bad you're not going to be here for long...
Lemmy: I've got too many things to do... And I've got more important places to be than here... I need to resume my training and make my father proud of me... Maybe some day, I'll be back... Who knows, really? But first, I've got to be strong...
Killer: If you come back again... Maybe it should be as a fighter. (He smirks)
Lemmy: Maybe, Killer. Maybe.

(Back in the Commentator Box)
Lemmy: Well, this is it, then.
Iggy: See you later, everyone.
Lemmy: We wish you luck...
Iggy: And may the power protect you...
Lemmy and Iggy: And HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Zeratul:Ahem...
Iggy:Uh... why are you looking at us like that?
Lemmy:Zer, step back.
Zeratul: *grin* I just came here to say goodbye... in your own style...
Lemmy& Iggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (THUD)





(Meanwhile)
Killer: Sneasel... You did well...
Sneasel: Than you... You're defiantly an excellent fighter...
Killer: So, are you really here to test your skills?
Sneasel: (She smirks a bit) What do you think?
Killer: I think you and I have a lot in common...
Sneasel: More than you know, Killer. More than you know.