Match #84

Round 1: Fighters for Temple in Hyrule

Player One	Player Two
	???
Capt. Falcon	?????????

(a Koopa Shell flashing different colors comes and tries to run over Goom)

Goom: (runs away from the shell comedically) WAH!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! (gets hit and flies into the Cola container)

(The flashing Koopa shell stops and Flip pops out)

Flip: I love doing that. Anyways, We have a mysterious person who challenged Captain Falcon to this match. We have a tape. (Flip inserts the tape in the Tape Machine)

(tape plays)

GG: Falco begins fighting Marth!

Cid: Marth goes far.

GG: Falcon returns and sends Falco reeling. No KO.

Cid: Falco decides to kick Marth away and attack Falcon.

GG: Marth, gains the upper hand!

Cid: Both Falcon and Falco are sent near a pokéball!

GG: Unown has been summoned, but the question is, who summoned it?

Cid: Falco is the summoner.

GG: Everyone else is KOed!

GG: Let us go to Navi with the fighters.

Navi: Kirby, how to you feel about losing this match?

Kirby: Kirby mad! POW! POW! POW!

Navi: Ok. Marth, how do you feel being tied with Falcon.

Marth: I feel terrible. How about you come with me to dinner and cheer me up?

Navi: (blushing) Sure!

GG(o.s.): Marth reminds me of JT...

Cid(o.s.): Oh, really?

Navi: And you Capt. Falcon?

Falcon: Falcon lost...

Navi: ok... By the way, you have a letter. ok... Falco, by winning... (trails off)

Falcon: "Dear Jabroni, You will pay for imitating me. Face me in an offical SSS match in the Hyrule Temple. Rules are Stamina Mode and no items. Sincerly, Me." What the Falcon Fu--

(Tape ends)

Flip: That's where the tape ends. Anyways, Capt. Falcon and the myserious combatant are in the arena.

Goom: Who is that man?

?????????: I am... GANONDORF!

Everyone else: GASP!

Ganondorf: You shall pay for your imitation... WITH YOUR LIFE!

Goom: Falcon begins attacking Ganondorf!

Flip: But Ganondorf dodges and begins an attack of his own.

Goom: Ganondorf succeeds with a Dark Dive!

Flip: Ganondorf's moves seem to mimic Captain Falcon's.

Goom: Or Vice-versa. Ganondorf picked this fight because he thought Falcon was imitating his fighting style.

Flip: right... Ooh Falcon got a Raptor Boost in.

Goom: GANONDORF JUST RELEASED A CHARGED WARLOCK PUNCH!!!

Flip: Falcon is not down, yet. Falcon begins attack Ganondorf again.

Goom: Ganondorf throws in a few punches as well

Flip: Another Raptor Boost from Falcon, and Ganondorf tried his own.

Goom: Ganondorf sends three punches at Falcon and then kicks the Captain.

Flip: Ganondorf KOs Falcon with his Dark Dive!!!

Ganondorf: And now... YOU DIE! (pulls out his sword)

Flip: Oh NO! We don't allow Fatalities in SSS!

Goom: Oh who will save Captain Falcon!

????????: I will!

Ganondorf: Who are you?

????????: You shall pay for any crime that you are about to commit for I am...

(Donez comes in the commentators' room)

Donez: HOW DARE HE STEAL MY BIT! ICE PICK OF-- (is thrown out the window by Flip and Goom)

Flip: Save it for the crossover.

Goom: Ganondorf and Dr. Mario has already begun fighting!

Goom: Captain Falcon is crawling away!

Samus: That COWARD!(is thrown out the window by Flip and Goom)

Flip: Oh well.

Goom: Looks like Dr. Mario is on the recieving end of a Wizard's Foot!

Flip: Dr. Mario is using his... pills to keep Ganondorf at bay!

Goom: Dr. Mario throws Ganondorf with his... forward throw!

Flip: Dr. Mario throws a another pill!

Goom: But Ganondorf dodges!

Flip: Ouch! Ganondorf does a Smash Punch and follows with a Dark Dive!

Goom: Man, Dr. Mario and Ganondorf are really fighting all out!

Flip: (talking to someone who is off-screen) The Damage Meter is up? Okay, the backstage crew is telling me we can finally show the folks at home the current stats.

Goom: We were not prepared for this. Even Ganondorf sent his moveset to us, albeit it didn't have a real name, just "Challenger to Captain Falcon."

Goom: Dr. Mario throws Ganondorf away!

Flip: Dr. Mario slam kicks Ganondorf into the air!

Goom: Dr. Mario has a cloking device!

Flip: Ganondorf is getting a beat-down!

Goom: We better throw an item in to help Dr. Mario!

Flip: (throws in a Pokeball) And a Pokeball has entered the playing field!

Goom: OH NO! Ganondorf has it!

Flip: But Dr. Mario steals it!

Goom: Dr. Mario unleashes... DITTO!

Flip: Ditto tranforms into Dr. Mario!

Goom: The Ditto Dr. Mario grabs Ganondorf in the air!

Flip: The Ditto and Ganondorf plumet out of the arena!

Ganondorf: CURSE YOU, LINK-- err... DR. MARIO!

Goom: Dr. Mario Wins!

Flip: Now to Navi with the two new fighters, Ganondorf & Dr. Mario!

(Meanwhile... in the SSS Hallway)

Falcon: Damn, that insane man tried to kill me! What's up with that guy? Falcon never copied-- Wait. Why is the door to Powers' office open? I thought the SPs locked that room soon after that whole fiasco. (begins walking into the room and hears breathing) Who's there! FALCON Pun-- (is grabbed by a hand and a C4 Bomb is set on Capt. Falcon)

KA-BOOM!

(Capt. Falcon is now unconscious)

Snake: Damn... Mujoe will not like this...

(silence)

Snake: Aw, ****. I have to do the questions:

#1: Was Ganondorf cheap for trying to kill Capt. Falcon?
#2: Is Capt. Falcon a coward?
#3: Should the SPs have been more prepared for Dr. Mario's enterance?
#4: Why was I sneaking around Powers' office?
#5: Who is Mujoe?

(Snake stealthly sneaks off)

Credits:

Original Idea by GG
Written by GG
Coding by Pat
Pics by Pat
Donez borrowed from Neglected Mario Characters

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