Match #91
The Question: Who’s the Bigger Brute?
The Fighters: Bowser vs. Donkey Kong
The Arena: Fourside
Item Ratio: None, except Super Mushrooms
Lives: Three
Ash: Hello and welcome to another episode of Super Smash Stadium!
Ganondorf: None of our normal commentators are sober today, so Ash Ketchum, Princess Zelda and I are commentating.
Zelda: And I’m sitting on the other side of Ash.
Ash: Today’s match is going to be huge… literally!
Ganon: King Bowser Koopa has challenged Donkey Kong to a fight of epic proportions.
Zelda: This will be a relatively normal one on one match… But they’re both going to be given specially made Super Mushrooms beforehand, enabling them to each be giant for the entire match.
Ash: That way, they’ll get to smash each other pointlessly.
Ganon: So, Zelda, why don’t you be a dear and tell the fans how this match came about?
Zelda: Did you just… eww! Stop talking to me!
Ganon: (Snorts) Princesses…
Ash: Well, they were arguing over who was better at beating up Mario, and they just kept getting louder and angrier until a challenge was declared.
Ganon: So they agreed to meet atop the buildings of Fourside in order to have their massive battle!
Zelda: They’ve agreed to a three-life match with no items except the super mushrooms.
Ash: So, everyone ready?
Ganon: I was born ready.
Zelda: And here I figured you hatched…
Ash: So, for the thousands in attendance…
Ganon: And the millions watching worldwide…
Zelda: Lets get this over with already…
Ash: Zelda, that’s not the right line…
Ganon: Let the smashing commence!
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Ash: Well, that’s good enough for Bowser and Donkey Kong, so they’re at it, leaping towards the top of the center building!
Ganon: Bowser gets off the first hit, a well-placed jumping slash!
Zelda: Donkey Kong lands at the rightmost platform, taking the opportunity to charge up a Giant Punch.
Ash: Bowser hops down after him, trying a Bowser Bomb.
Ganon: But the monkey dodges, grabbing King Koopa and flinging him out of the way.
Zelda: Bowser makes it back via a Whirling Fortress, hitting Donkey Kong a few times in the process.
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Ash: Bowser uses a close-range Flamethrower on Donkey Kong, forcing the monkey to retreat to higher ground.
Ganon: Bowser leaps up after him, attempting a Gyroscope attack.
Zelda: Donkey Kong takes the quick hit, and then retaliates with a swipe-uppercut combo.
Ash: He finishes off the combo with a Spinning Kong, sending Bowser into the air!
Ganon: Which was a fairly foolish move, as Bowser Bombs him into the ground.
Zelda: Tossed in the air, Donkey Kong uses his Spinning Kong attack to cross to the left side of the arena.
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Ash: Bowser chases after DK, meeting up with him on the moving platform.
Ganon: Donkey Kong catches him with a Kong Klap as he lands, though, sending him back against the wall and bouncing off to the lower building.
Zelda: He catches DK as he returns with a Horn attack, sending the monkey up a bit.
Ash: Donkey Kong’s fall comes complete with a Flying Stomp, though, slamming Bowser into the moving board!
Ganon: Bowser swings wildly as he sits up, knocking DK aside!
Zelda: But the ape easily returns with a Spinning Kong, hitting Bowser a few times in the swing.
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Ash: When Bowser recovers, Donkey Kong grabs him again!
Ganon: He’s flung again!
Zelda: And Donkey Kong is waiting at the edge.
Ash: Bowser makes his jumps and starts whirling fortress!
Ganon: But DK unleashes his Giant Punch, sending King Koopa flying off into the distance!
Zelda: Bowser’s down once and DK does a little taunt.
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Ash: As Bowser returns, he makes a beeline for the mankey!
Zelda: Monkey.
Ash: Whatever.
Ganon: He gets off a strong Scrub Brush attack as he lands, slamming the monkey into the ground.
Zelda: Donkey Kong kicks Bowser aside as he gets to his feet.
Ash: A quick Twin Beat attack knocks Bowser into the air.
Ganon: The Koopa King responds with a Koopa Klaw, sending Donkey Kong back a bit.
Zelda: But Kong manages to make it back via the Spinning Kong once more.
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Ash: Bowser gives him a quick scratch, but DK retaliates with an aerial back kick
Ganon: Which prompts Bowser’s Fire Breath, burning DK only slightly.
Zelda: Donkey Kong leaps up and slams Bowser in the head with his Hammer Knuckle.
Ash: Not giving King Koopa a chance to respond, he follows up with another Kong Klap!
Ganon: Bowser is wounded, but he leaps over DK towards the center of the stadium.
Zelda: And DK leaps after him, hitting him with a Spinning Kong as they pass!
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Ash: Bowser grabs Donkey Kong a moment later, catapulting him to the small building on the right.
Ganon: He leaps down to DK, doing a mid-air dodge to avoid an Applause attack.
Zelda: Upon landing, he grabs DK and throws him off the edge.
Ash: Looks like he’s charging his Hammer Head attack…
Ganon: And DK collides with Bowser’s skull as he makes it back!
Zelda: And he’s knocked out of there.
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Ash: Bowser taunts, and then hops back onto the right side of the Montoli building to wait for DK.
Ganon: And… Zelda… are you drawing something?
Zelda: …Maybe…
Ganon: Is that supposed to be me?
Zelda: Yes…
Ganon: And why is my sword through Malon's gut?
Zelda: Because that boyfriend stealing bi-… I mean… Hey! Donkey Kong's returning on his platform!
Ganon: Donkey Kong drops to the left, charging a giant punch as soon as he feels he's at a safe distance.
Zelda: Bowser easily hops over the building he's on and chases after DK, slashing him in the head.
Ash: Donkey Kong tries a kick, but Bowser rolls to the side and grabs him!
Ganon: And he uses the powerful Bowser Slam, forcing his entire mass down upon DK!
Zelda: That’s just… eww. I mean Bowser’s… eww.
Ash: You heard it here first, everyone! Bowser is eww!
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Ganon: DK kicks Bowser aside in the air, landing not too far from him.
Zelda: He grabs the Koopa King and throws him straight up.
Ash: Bowser drops with a Bowser Bomb, though, slamming into DK!
Ganon: Donkey Kong delivers another Hammer Knuckle as he returns aerially.
Zelda: Koopa kicks him aside as he stands, then rolls away, unleashing a burst of Fire Breath upon DK.
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Ash: Donkey Kong rolls behind Bowser and slams him down with a head butt!
Ganon: And he unleashes a second giant punch, maiming Bowser while he’s stuck.
Zelda: Bowser breaks out of the ground and into DK’s arms.
Ash: He’s flung off the left edge again, and DK’s guarding.
Ganon: Looks like he’s going to make it back…
Zelda: He’s been kicked away!
Ash: Another whirling fortress…
Ganon: And a second kick!
Zelda: He’s not getting back from this one…
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Ash: DK gives another taunt as Bowser returns, dropping down next to him.
Ganon: A quick volley of slaps and slashes are exchanged.
Zelda: And DK gets off a good Spinning Kong on Bowser!
Ash: He follows it up with a flying head butt!
Ganon: Then moves aside before getting hit by a Bowser Bomb.
Zelda: And Donkey Kong grabs Bowser!
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Ash: He places Bowser on his back and steps off the platform…
Ganon: And they… fall.
Zelda: Well, that was anticlimactic.
Ash: Yeah, and it was kinda dull, too.
Ganon: Though Donkey Kong’s strategy was ingenious…
Zelda: To you, any cheap win is ingenious…
Ganon: I’m sorry if I can’t disguise myself for seven years, running and hiding daily.
Zelda: What’s that supposed to mean?
Ganon: It means you’re a coward.
Zelda: Why you…
Ash: Umm… Judges?
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This game’s winner is… DONKEY KONG!!!
Ash: This is the part where I run away from the commentating box… (Ash leaps out of the box) Well everyone, that’s our match for today! Time for questions! Umm…
Ash: Well, join us next time for another exciting episode of the Super Smash Stadium!
Mario: Time out!
Ash: What?
Mario: It can’t a-be over yet!
Ash: Why?
Mario: You haven’t talked a-to the fighters.
Ash: Umm… yes I did.
Mario: No, you a-didn’t.
Ash: Sure I did!
Mario: But you a-didn’t!
Ash: Pikachu, thundershock!
Pikachu: Pika!
Mario: YEOWCH! Okay, you a-did! You a-did!
Ash: Bye everyone!
(Commentating box explodes)
Ganondorf: Looks like Team Gerudo is blasting off again!
Zelda: Oh, put a sock in it.
Credits:
Original Idea by Adam Cooper
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Written by Adam Cooper
Coding by Game Guru
Editing by Game Guru
Thanks to Great Saiyaman for NOT having anything to do with this match