SpongeBob

This stadium seems to attract several weirdos huh? Why didn't Mario help out or did Pat knock him out with Billy the Trout at the end of the last fight? There are several things that don't make sense at this stadium... Hey wait! In the last match, why didn't Ash come back to the stadium, after what happened in match 99, in season 4? Oh my head hurts... See ya... I need an aspirin...
Editor's Note: Just embrace the madness. It's so much easier...

Mishmash

I loved this match, or this event, or whatever this was... You guys have all the fun. I mean look at me! I'm can opener, a lamp, and a shaver! You guys have all the luck. ... Sometimes...

Old Indy 500 Car

Ok... I still don't get this whole time distortion... If there is another one, what do you think will happen? Like that whole Link and Young Link incident, there'll probably one just like it only with Mario and Dr. Mario being in the same room and they're standing side by side and everybody is freaking out! AND COULD SOMEBODY FIX MY ENGINE, GIVE ME THREE SPARE WHEELS(I lost my two hind wheels and my front left wheel) AND FIX THIS LARGE DENT IN MY HOOD AND GET ME OUT OF THIS @#$@&*@% BASEMENT!!! THERE'S GHOSTS, BOOS, AND GLOOMBAS DOWN HERE!!! I don't mind the Gloombas, BUT I DO MIND THE GHOSTS AND BOOS!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!! ... AND GET RID OF THESE GHOSTS AND BOOS!!!
Editor's Note: The tow truck's on its way.

#1 Mario Fan

Thought I was gone for good, huh?

Well I'm back. I spent all that time hiding in the closet. Well I did return for the all the hair-brained madness here at the stadium... I just remembered that time distortion in match #50... Well it all started a few weeks before match 50...

It was a stormy day and I was just walking around Smashtopia seeing what there was, when:

#1 MF: Huh. That's strange... Dark purple lightning?

(All of a sudden a bolt of DPL struck the watch I just bought!)

#1 MF: What the... AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

(As soon as I woke up...)

Mario: Hey-a kid... Are-a you all-a right?

#1 MF: I don't feel so good... ugh...(I passed out by the pain)

Luigi: Somebody call-a 911!
(At least, thats what I heard Luigi say before I completely passed out.)

In the hospital...

Megaman: Hey, look! He's waking up!

#1 MF: Who? Wha? Where am I?

Sonic: You're in the hospital kid.

#! MF: Hey wait! You're Sonic... And you're Megaman!

Mario: Hey! I thought you were my #1 fan.

#1 MF: Sorry. ... ??? Where's your brother Luigi?

Mario: He caught a cold.

#1 MF: Oh...

The day before Match 50...

#1 MF: Huh... That's weird... My watch has never done that before... Hmm, why does that symbol look so familiar?

The day of Match 50...

#1 FM: Oh man! I bet $100.00 that the Pioneers won! Oh...

time freezes
(this is when the whole time distortion thing happened)

???: You're not the only one why wanted the Pioneers to win kid.

??? turns back time!

???: Looks like it's Meantime to happen now.

Time freezes several times for Meantime to make some changes until...

Meantime: That should do it!

Heads back to the stands and transforms back into my watch, than time starts back up again...

#1 MF: Come on...

after the match...

#1 MF: Well Mewtwo, it looks like you owe me $500.00.

Mewtwo: Fine...

Gives me the money...

#1 MF: Does this sort of seem a little familiar to you?

Mewtwo: Yeah. Yeah, I think you have something there... Hmm?

Later at the stadium's cafeteria...

#1 MF: Hmm? Did someone say my name?

Meantime: Oops!

#1 MF: What the...

Meantime: Powerup! Now!

Powerup: Right! Activating mind scrambler...

#1 MF: Hey! now I remember now! You two are Dece... Duuuuuuuhhhh...

Powerup: Mind scrambling complete... Let's get out of here!

Meantime: Right!

Both transform into robots and sneak out through the back...

Well thats what happened... You don't know who Meantime is, do you?

Meantime is a new Decepticon. He has the ability to freeze, rewind, and alter time any time he wants. He uses his ability to watch any hilarious wipe outs he sees and rewind time to watch it again, and again, and again. At least until it gets boring. Also if things don't go the way Meantime wants them to he rewinds time and fixes things so things go the way he wants them to. Looks like what Meantime did worked to my advantage as well, but once I figured out what had happened I went over to where Mewtwo lives, I than explaned everything to Mewtwo and returned the money...

So as you can see, that whole time distortion incident that Trunks, from the future, came to investigate was caused by a dang Decepticon.

I hope that cleared things up about what happened in match 50. See ya!
Editor's Note: Interesting, but I don't think we can adequately work this into SSS's thinly-veiled continuity. Sorry.

Blitswing

(blue) Very interesting. Who knew Meantime's little, yet not really known, trick would cause this, but it was really just an incident that had something to do with a world wide chaos control. Powerup only hypnotized #1 Mario fan into thinking that just so we could get some vital information. (black) BUT IT WAS THE WRONG INFO! WHO KNEW?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (blue) I have some more questions. And please put this up because a few of these questions are for the other visitors at this site. First 5 are for the SPs.
#1: Where do you get your supply of items?
#2: If you have several non-Nintendo characters here why you don't let some of those others characters into the SSS?
#3:(black) WILL YOU LET INSPECTOR GADGET APPEAR HERE AT SSS?
#4:(blue) Will ever do a video-like match at SSS? You know like a home-movie sort of thing?
#5: Have you ever had problems with the bob-ombs running around?
thes next ones are for the other people that come to this site...
#1: Do you think its fair that they don't let transformers here?
#2: Do you think Toad is stupid?
These next ones are for the fighters...
#1: Mewtwo. Do you think you could...
(black) WHOOPS! I FORGOT HE LEFT! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
#2:(blue) Mario, why do you have an obsetion with pasta?
#3: Fox, (black) HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR KEYS? I THINK I DROPPED THEM ON THE WING OF YOUR SHIP.(blue)
#4: Kirby, why do you let them use your Warp Star?
#5: Mr. G&W, (black) WHEN WILL YOU LEARN ENGLISH?!
I'M DONE AND PLEASE... (red) PUT UP THIS REACTION OR I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG!!! (blue) Have a nice day. Hmhmhmhmhmm.
Editor's Note: We get great deals from the video game stores for the items, Bob-ombs aren't usually a problem, a video match would be asking a bit much for us and our limited supplies and we haven't included them in order to keep the number of fighters to keep track of at a manageable level. Also, for some reason, we couldn't find Mr. Game & Watch for comment.

Mario: That's-a only in the cartoons.

Fox: Hmm, they're probably somewhere in Zoness' ocean by now. Had to make a supply run there yesterday.

Kirby: It's okay; I've got plenty of 'em.

Megatron

I'm impressed. This match is just what I like to see around here. I found the comments under the pictures quite amuzing. I also have some questions.
SPs:
#1: When will you get season five started?
#2: How come you didn't update the ideas page for quite some time?
Fighters:
#1: Mewtwo, why are you not interested in fighting Shadow? I've heard that he thinks you're chicken... and... a... few other things...
#2: Mario, if you got the chance would you want a rematch against Mickey Mouse?
#3: Megaman, how come you weren't as upset as Mario when you lost to Mickey Mouse?
#4: Kirby, how come you have more than one Warp Star? I thought you only had one.
#5: This one's for ALL fighters here at SSS... Who is anxious to see the movie, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, next year?

Well that's it for now. And before I forget. Fox, you and your team are no match for the power of all Decepticons.
Decepticons, transform and RISE UP!!!
(Transforms into a helicopter and flies away) Editor's Note: Season Five will get started once we have a nice backlog of matches built up and the ideas weren't updated for so long due to a mishap with getting the ideas. Also, all character questions are prohibited due to the excessive length they'd create.

Mewtwo: Yeah, the way you said that really convinces me.

Mario: Nope, that was-a long time ago. Let bygones be-a bygones.

Mega Man: Well, it's just one match. It's not worth getting really upset over.

Kirby: That's just the cartoons. You'd be surprised how common they are.

Swindle

Haha. There's some funny stuff in this match. I love it! I've heard about the whole Shadow v.s. Mewtwo thing going on around here and I've been wondering who would win that fight as well.
Since you haven't heard from me before SPs allow me to introduce myself. As well as you may know my name's Swindle. I'm what you could call me an inter-galactic arms dealer. I have some questions:
#1: Mewtwo, do you have the ability to read minds? Also, why wern't you a fighter in Brawl?
#2: Mario, when you answered Bumblebee's question about who your worst enemy was who wasn't Bowser, why didn't you say Exor?
#3: Geno, if you were supposed to be in Brawl but was removed by SquareEnix, why didn't you tell them just to stay out of the way and let you be in Brawl? Oh and by the way Geno, your theme song rocks. I've heard remixes of your theme on Youtube, Geno.
#4: GG, why not let Wreck-gar be a fighter? He's then only Autobot not keeping an eye out for Decepticons at DMTV! ... Funny that coming from a Decepticon like me, huh?
#5: Saiyaman, why do you hide your secret identity? We already know you're Gohan. And by the way... your poses a dumb and corny.
#6: Megaman, would you like to have Duo, Protoman, and Bass as fighters here?
#7: Sonic, if you could pick anyone of your friends to be fighters, who would it be?
Well I'm done here, and Fox... Megatron and the other Decepticons are headed your way. As for me I've got a sweet deal with Star Wolf and I have to be on my way. See ya!

Mewtwo: They just wanted a more current Pokemon representative to balance all the older favorites. Also, I can't read minds.

Mario: Exor was just-a the sword. Smithy was the mastermind.

Geno: You really think me, a character who's been in one game and cameoed in another, would have enough staying power to go against the whole corporation? They would've booted me out in a second.

GG: I'm not buying it. That sounds like a Decepticon trick.

Saiyaman: Thanks for spoiling it, jerk.

Mega Man: I guess so. It'd certainly be interesting.

Sonic: Knuckles and Tails, I guess. They'd probably be most suited.

Bumblebee

Awsome match guys!
Oh, and GG... It's true what Swindle said about Wreck-gar. Wreck-gar just has a lot of free time on his hands... a little too much free time. He's been available for years.
Anyways, on too my questions...
#1: GG, do you think you could make Popeye the Sailor a fighter here?
#2: Sonic, why was Shadow not a fighter in Brawl?
#3: Megaman, witch one of the Robot masters you have fought, who wasn't Bass or Protoman, did you think was most challenging?
#4: Sayaiman, what is it that Swindle ruined for you?
#5: Sonic, how did you know Mario before the rivalry days?
#6: Geno, why is it that you haven't been in any more games as a playable character?
#7: Mario, if there was any character ,who wasn't a fighter here, you would like to fight?
#8: Editor, I like it how you made those funny comments every now and again, but I was wondering why you haven't done that latly?
Well I'm done here, see ya! And Geno, if you didn't know already, you have a large enough fan base to be in another game.

Editor's Note: Okay, I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to hurt feelings, but since it's clear there may not be an end to this unless I put my foot down, I'm going to say it. Due to the inclusion of Brawl fighters in SSS this season, we are currently not including any fan suggestions for fighters. Incorporating all the Brawl characters and making current character renovations takes up enough of the coming season as is. As such, any and all future questions in reactions regarding the inclusion of fan-suggested fighters will be ignored. We're still taking fighter suggestions, but they'll just be saved until we get a chance to decide on them. Also, the reason I don't do any remarks nowadays is because the reactions I've been getting lately are very question-heavy and don't leave much for me to comment on.

Theodore Tugboat

Hello.
I'm a big fan of you guys. This site is better than the Smash Bros. Dojo! I'm going to get yelled at by a few fans of Smash Bros. Dojo for that, aren't I? Anyways, I also have questions.
1: GG, if I want to be an SP, what would I need to know for the job?
2: Sayaiman, why hide your identity when everybody knows your true identity?
3: Mario, out of all the games you and Luigi had, which one was your favorite adventure?
4: Sonic, who are you wanting to fight the most out of the 11 newcomers to the stadium?
5: If there was anyother way to get revenge on Ness that WOULDN'T get you thrown out of the stadium, would you do it? (I'm talking about pranks, etc...)
6: Megaman, can you tell me who the new eight robot masters are in your new game for the Wii?
Well, I'm done.
But before I go, Fox...
I'M-A FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!! BWAAAAA!!!
See ya!

Editor's Note: I'm not qualified to speak directly for the head SP on that first matter. You'll have to ask him yourself.

Saiyaman: Not everybody is in the whole world knows or has seen Dragonball Z.

Mario: I guess Super Mario 64, as I-a got some many new moves and worlds.

Sonic: Dunno. Never thought about it. They all look like a good fight.

Mewtwo: No, I'd rather do it in a fair fight. Any other way would be immature or cheap.

Mega Man: Um, you can probably just go to a fansite or two and find out that way. At this point, that information should be really easy to find.