Game Guru: Metaknight, Kirby... I've called you into my office to ask you two something.... Why the heck does Kirby have navy and Metaknight have pink? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Kirby: The SPs gave me it when I joined... I never really wanted navy... it's too hard to read.

Metaknight: That accursed Zer gave it to me as punishment for helping Hyperion in Season 2! (grumbles) I thought he was kidding about that part... -_-

GG: (Chuckles) Well, would you two mind if Kirby was pink and Metaknight was blue?

Kirby & Metaknight: Yeah, that's cool!

GG: Done.

Metaknight: Just like that? (Spots his name) YAY!!! ^^

Kirby: I'm Pink! I'm Pink! I'm Pink! (Rolls out of Game Guru's office)

Metaknight: Thank you, Game Guru! You are a great man!

(Outside GG's office, Metaknight walks in the hall)

Voice: Paint Can!!!

Metaknight: Huh?

(A can falls on Metaknight which covers Metaknight in pink paint)

Metaknight: >< NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Tron Bonne comes running by in her walker device)

GG's Secretary: You can't come in here!

Tron: Watch me... (Reads the secretary's name on her desk) Rita Reed! (Throws some goop at Rita which makes her stick to the wall)

Rita: Oh, this is bad!

(In GG's office)

Tron: Why is my name Cyan?! I wanted Fuschia!

GG: (Hiding behind his desk) You have it now.

Tron: Thanks! Bye! (Leaves)

Game Guru: Whew, what else can go wrong?

(GG puts a lollipop in his mouth and changes the channel on the TV in the room to DreamMix Television)

Mujoe: Here we are at DMTV and we know what you want... Tonight's battle is between Bomberman, Tyson Granger, Optimus Prime, and Solid--

Haruna: (Smashes Mujoe's head in) Simon Belmont! Solid Snake can't make it today!

Mujoe: -_-' I'm not a punching bag...

(Changes the channel on the TV to Jump Super Stadium)

Yoshigai: And Yugi has summoned the Dark Magician Girl on Luffy! Meanwhile, Naruto and Goku exchange blows!

Yugi: It's YuGiOh! time, losers!

Yoshigai: We would like to again thank Solid Snake for giving us the plans to build this Stadium!

Solid Snake: (Counts his money and smiles) My pleasure...

(GG turns the TV off)

GG: That Snake!

Season 4
Match #103

The Question:

The Fighters:

Red Team		Green Team
Mario	Wario	Luigi	Waluigi

The Arena: Mushroom Kingdom
Items: Mario-Only

Game Guru: Hello and welcome to the Super Smash Stadium! I shall be your commentator today! My name's Game Guru. Over to the right of me is Daisy.

Daisy: Nice to be here, GG.

GG: My other commentator doesn't seem to be in--

(Suddenly a girl on a motorscooter jumps in through the window)

GG: That's gotta be the first time someone's jumped in through the window...

Mona: The name is Mona! I bring ice cream, pizza, and rock 'n roll! ^^ (Puts the ice cream and pizza out)

GG: Now, tell the audience why you are here.

Mona: Why, I'm here to surport Wario! I'm Wario's girl!

Daisy: You sad, delusional girl...

Mona: That's what Captain Syrup said! ^^

GG: Now this match is interesting as none of the fighters know who thier partner is! Mario shall be fighting with Wario against Luigi and Waluigi... Let's see their reaction...

(Camera changes to the lobby)

9-Volt: Mario Mario & Luigi Mario, the most famous gaming icons of Nintendo! You are THE Mario Bros! (bowing to Mario & Luigi) I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Mario: He breaks the fourth wall more than Cranky...

Waluigi: Hey! Do you know who I am, kiddo?

9-Volt: You're Wario's minion, Dummy!

Waluigi: Yeah, that's-- HEY!!!

9-Volt: I'm just glad that the famous Mario will be Wario's partner for this match against thier own brothers!

Mario, Luigi, Wario & Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!

(Camera goes back to the commentators)

GG: This match will be a classic three-life stock in the Mushroom Kingdom, with only Mario-themed weaponry.

Daisy: The Sarasaland Princess Daisy!

Mona: Wario's princess, Mona!

GG: Wouldn't that be Princess Shokata?

All three: It's Smashin' Time!

GG: Wha! Mario and Luigi head towards each other to fight. This isn't the first time Mario & Luigi has fought. In fact, a season without them two having a match is like a peanut butter sandwich without bread.

Daisy: Mario and Luigi both begin with a flurry of punches.

Mona: Wario and Dummy seem to be just standing there... Wait, Dummy looks mad.

GG: Can we hear what is going on with those two?

(In the Mushroom Kingdom)

Waluigi: Dummy? Why are your friends calling me DUMMY?!

Wario: Well, I might've called you dummy a few times to them...

Waluigi: DIE!!!

(Back with the commentators)

GG: Waluigi attempts his charging headbutt at Wario.

Mona: I'M SORRY, WARIO!!!

GG: The last time the Mario Bros, and Wario & his Brother fought on a team was in Match 52 for Warui's birthday... Say, Mona, you know how Warui's been?

Mona: Warui's become estranged from Wario ever since Wario divorced Warui's Mom.

GG: Captain Syrup?

Mona: Yep! Last I heard, Warui wrote a catchy little pirate rap for a "Monkey D. Luffy."

GG: (Gets a headache, because Luffy works for a competing company)

Daisy: What's wrong with you?

GG: Don't mention Luffy...

Mona: Mario & Luigi trade fireballs. They seem to be evenly matched.

Daisy: But Waluigi goes frantic on Wario!

GG: Oh my, Waluigi has grabbed a Bob-omb and threw it at Wario!

Mona: Wario is KOed. ;_;

GG: Wario didn't even attack Waluigi.

Mona: Waluigi is his brother, Wario doesn't want to fight him.

Daisy: Wario has body slamed Luigi!

GG: Waluigi smashes Mario out of the park!

Mona: Wario has spun around Luigi and thrown him out also!

GG: Wario & Waluigi seem to be talking. Let's listen in.

(In the Mushroom Kingdom)

Waluigi: Why do you not fight me?!

Wario: Just because I call you a name, doesn't mean you aren't my brother. I don't want to lose my brother Iike I did my son.

Waluigi: ... You take care of Luigi. I'll handle Mario.

(Back with the commentators)

Mona: It's a Kodak moment.

GG: Waluigi heads off to fight Mario.

Daisy: Oh snap! Mario has a hammer!

GG: He KOed Waluigi!

Daisy: He KOed Luigi!

Mona: He KOed Wario!

GG: Oops! Mario loses his hammer.

Daisy: Waluigi throws a fireball at Mario.

Mona: Wario butt stomps on Luigi!

GG: Mario counters the fireball with his cape!

Mona: Wario really taking it out on Luigi!

Daisy: Waluigi Springy Jumps out of the way!

Mona: Wario hits Luigi with his Dragon Hat breath!

GG: Luigi grabs a Bob-omb!

Mona: Wario barely dodged it!

GG: Waluigi grabs Mario.

Daisy: Waluigi and Mario are both KOed!

Mona: Mario is headed at Waluigi!

Daisy: Waluigi begins attacking Mario.

Mona: Wario has smashed Luigi out the the match!

Daisy: Mario and Waluigi appear evenly matched.

Mona: They each hit each other with a fireball.

GG: Wario's just sitting around picking his nose... ew.

Daisy: Wait, Waluigi begins spinning Mario!

Waluigi: So long, the Dummy!

Mona: Mario was thrown out of the match.

GG: It's just Wario and Waluigi now.

Mona: They stare each other down.

Daisy: Waluigi smiles and JUMPS OFF?!

GG: Waluigi KOed himself...

THIS GAME'S WINNER IS... RED TEAM!
THE BETTER PLAYER... WARIO!

GG: While we would normally interview the fighters... I got to announce who is fighting in the Triforce Tournament.

(GG leaves)

Mona: YAY! Wario won! ^^

Daisy: (Grumbles) Wapeach!

Mona: What did you call me!

(Daisy and Mona begin fighting)

(In the halls of SSS)

GG: (Walks up to the camera as he heads to the lunchroom) Hey, fans. I should introduce you to our new SP, Metal. He's been here for a while and it wouldn't be right not to show him. So here's Metal.

(GG pulls out a very tall mirror and places it in front of the camera. The mirror shows Metal Man holding the camera.)

Metal Man: Haha, very funny! :| This is what I get for letting Latiku run Master Control today...

(GG pushes the mirror off-screen)

GG: Metal usually makes sure that the technical aspects of SSS gets taken care of, but I had him run the camera today, so we could introduce you to him.

(GG & the camera-holding Metal enters the lunchroom)

(In the lunchroom, every fighter and SP is in there save for Ness, Fox, Mario, and Wario. 9-Volt is there also getting the signatures of all the Nintendo stars. GG clears his throat and walks up to a podium at the end of the lunchroom)

GG: Everyone, may I have your attention, please. As you may know, Fox got ahold of the Triforce of Power--

Ganondorf: I WANT MY TRIFORCE BACK!!!

GG: Shush! Fox got ahold of the Triforce of Power and seriously injured Ness. Ness is recuperating at Hope Hospital and Fox is currently in therapy.

Falco: Baby... (Paula smacks Falco) Ow! ><

GG: Either way, we have the fighters for the Triforce Tournament. In this tournament is... Link.

Link: Ganondorf shall not have it!

Ganondorf: (Rolls eyes)

GG: Young Link...

Ganondorf: Something has always bugged me... Does kiddo over here have a Triforce of his own?

Zelda: ... That's actually a good question...

GG: Zelda...

Ganondorf: Didn't she turn into Ganna the last time she had it?!

Zelda: What part of "not speaking about it ever again" did you not understand?

GG: Ganondorf...

Link: Why they let you sign up, I'll never know...

Ganondorf: IT'S MY TRIFORCE!!!

GG: Mario...

Link: Where is Mario, anyway?

Dr. Mario: I a-think he a-went to a-get a snack... I'll a-go get him. (Walks off)

GG: Bowser...

Bowser: Yeah... (Imagines himself beating up Mario and Luigi as a triforce-empowered Giga Bowser)

GG: Wario...

Link: Where is that greedy little jerk, anyway?

Falco: He's been in the bathroom for the past hour...

Link: An hour?

Falco: Yeah, he had three burritos for lunch... I suggest you don't go in there for a while...

GG: Waluigi...

Mario: I'm a-back!

Waluigi: Where's Dr. Mario?

Mario: He had to a-go and a-save a bus full of nuns.

Waluigi: Typical...

GG: Marth...

Marth: (Taunts the other fighters loudly in Japanese)

Nana: What'd he say? What'd he say?

Pit: I dunno... something in Japanese?

GG: Roy...

Roy: (Responds to Marth in Japanese)

GG: Megaman...

Megaman: This'll rock!

GG: Tron Bonne...

Tron: (Looks angerly at GG) I better win!

GG: Eee... (Hides behind the podium)

Tron: I could sell that baby for big cash. (Smirks)

Ganondorf: SELL MY TRIFORCE?!

Sonic: (Runs out)

GG: Sonic...

Sonic: (Runs back in with a foot-long chili dog) I like Sonic's Coneys! ^^ (Begins eating)

GG: Falco...

Falco: I can handle the Triforce, unlike Fox. (Paula smacks Falco) Ow! ><

GG: Capt. Falcon...

Samus: The Dynomutt.

GG: and Samus.

Capt. Falcon: Roboslut!

GG: (Mumbles to himself) Maybe we need Jerry Springer here... (Into the mic) The fights shall be arranged as shown on the chart and shall occur on every even-numbered match.

GG: Let the Triforce Tournament begin!

(Outside the stadium, a mysterious shadow looms over)

???: It is seeming to be peaceful, but it is incorrect! Fawful is alive with living!

(Fawful laughes maniacally)

Fawful: I HAVE FURY!