Match #52

Fighters for Peach's Castle

Red Team	Red Team	Blue Team	Blue Team
Mario	Luigi	Wario	Waluigi

The Background:

Lemmy: Ladies and Gentlekoopas...

Iggy: Boys and ‘shrooms...

Larry: Pokemon of all ages...

Roy: Stupid Smash Stadium shamefully brings to you...

Lemmy: The clown prince, Lemmy K!

Iggy: The four-eyed Iggy K!

Larry: The green thumbed Larry K!

Lemmy: Uhh... Larry... All your fingers are green...

Larry: It means I’m a good gardener, crum bum!

Lemmy: Oh...

Roy: The best-and-strongest-anything-in-the-entire-universe, Roy K!

All: THE SSS KOOP-ENTATORS!

Lemmy: Today’s match is an obvious one, but we’re just getting around to it.

Roy: It shows you how badly this place is run...

Larry: Give ‘em a chance, Roy! Commentating is fun!

Roy: Ugh...

Iggy: As you were saying...

Lemmy: Some of our fighters were a bit reluctant to be in this match, but we got it done anyway.

Larry: This match is similar to the first round match of the tourney, but with one major difference.

Iggy: This time, it’s the Mario Bros!

Roy: The Mario Bros were right. This match is too stupid to fight in...

Lemmy: Roy, act nicer or you won’t get those 500 gold coins.

Roy: (Smiles widely)

Lemmy: That’s better.

Iggy: The arena today is, obviously, Peach’s Castle.

Roy: Items are on whatever we feel like.

Larry: Team attack is on for this match.

Lemmy: We don’t usually put team attack on...

Larry: Yes, but knowing the arguments the Mario Brothers have been having...

Iggy: Aha! Great idea, little bro!

Larry: Of course it is. I thought of it.

Roy: Good. At least we might see SOME real fighting...

Lemmy: The fighters are in their positions!

Larry: On the red team, MARIO AND LUIGI MARIO!

Luigi: Why are a-we on the RED a-team? I a-look terrible in a-red! We should a-be on the green a-team!

Mario: Quit a-your complaining! Red a-team is a-fine!

Luigi: Grrr...

Roy: And on the blue team, Wario and Waluigi.

Waluigi: What? They a-don’t have a purple a-team?

Wario: You’ll a-get used to it!

Waluigi: Okay, little big a-brother. Let’s a-go kick some a-Mario butt!

Lemmy: If the Marios can’t pull it together, they’re doomed.

Larry: That’s the plan!

Lemmy: And now, for the hundreds in attendance...

Roy: *Cough* Six. *Cough*

Iggy: And the thousands reading worldwide...

Roy: *Cough* Twenty. *Cough*

Larry: You okay, Roy?

Roy: Yeah, I’m fine.

Larry: LET’S GET READY TO SMASH IT!

Lemmy: The plumbers start a fist-to-fist-to-fist-to-fist fight! There are no clear sides here!

Iggy: Everyone’s taken sufficient damage!

Larry: Wario makes a sharp kick and knocks Luigi to the moving platform!

Roy: Since Wario’s out of the way, Waluigi lets out a Super Jump Punch! It connects on targer; Lardio’s gone!

Iggy: That was fast...

Lemmy: The two quickly gang up on Luigi!

Iggy: THAT’S gonna hurt.

Larry: Luigi’s thrown off!

Roy: But he makes it back and escapes!

Lemmy: Lardio’s back!

Iggy: The evil brothers turn their attention to him!

Larry: Luigi isn’t doing anything!

Roy: The Warios make short work of the newly revived Mario!

Lemmy: Waluigi lets out a head butt!

Iggy: He’s gone!

Lemmy: And Luigi rushes the two evildoers and smash kicks them!

Iggy: The platform starts retracting!

Larry: The bad bros fall into the pit!

Roy: And here comes Mario...

Mario: WHY A-DIDN’T YOU A-HELP ME BACK A-THERE?

Luigi: Uhh...

Lemmy: Mario grabs his brother and throws him out with the garbage!

Larry: Ooh, that’s harsh.

Iggy: But it’s all going according to plan.

Roy: Yawn.

Larry: And now, the Wario brothers are both back!

Warui: GO DAD!

Lemmy: What are you doing here?

Warui: I got bored.

Iggy: That’s good enough for me.

Warui: Dad and Uncle Waluigi are ganging up on Mario!

Roy: SMASH THAT PLUMBER!

Lemmy: Luigi’s back in the arena...

Larry: But he doesn’t seem to care about Mario!

Mario: HELP! A-HELP!

Wario: BWA HA HA!

Waluigi: This is a-fun!

Warui: Dad grabs Mario!

Larry: Luigi TAUNTS from the other side!

Lemmy: Waluigi jumps to the lower platform!

Warui: Dad starts spinning...

Roy: Luigi starts laughing.

Warui: Dad throws Mario!

Larry: And Waluigi gets him with a Fire Punch at the same time!

Iggy: THAT is good teamwork!

Warui: And Mario’s gone!

Wario: Let’s a-take him to a-school!

Waluigi: I’m a-game!

Luigi: Eep...

Warui: Dad and Uncle Waluigi are after Luigi now!

Lemmy: He’s a sitting duck!

Iggy: He can’t get a shot off on the Bad Bros.!

Larry: The brothers' problems have torn them apart again!

Roy: Hey, I could take them both if I was there. Luigi might still win.

Lemmy: Item time! (Throws a crate into the arena)

Warui: Dad breaks it open over Luigi’s head!

Iggy: It’s a pokéball!

Larry: Waluigi picks it up and throws it down!

Roy: It’s a Snorlax!

Lemmy: It goes up!

Larry: It’s coming down onto Luigi! He’s hit!

Warui: Luigi’s going...

Mario: HANG-A ON, LUIGI! I'M-A COMING...

Warui: going...

Lemmy: HOLY HOTFOOTS! MARIO JUST STOLE LUIGI's SPARE LIFE!

Larry: And Luigi falls away!

Luigi: CURSE YOU BROTHER!!!

Warui: I didn’t even know they could steal lives...

Larry: You should play the original Smash Brothers at home sometime.

Roy: Mario faces the Bad Bros.!

Lemmy: They all hurl fireballs!

Iggy: Wario’s hits Mario’s, but Mario is hit by Waluigi!

Larry: Wario jump-kicks Mario!

Warui: Uncle Waluigi runs at Mario with a punch-tackle!

Iggy: Is it just me, or is this match somewhat one-sided?

Roy: It’s supposed to be...

Warui: Dad gets Mario with a Super Dadio Tornado!

Lemmy: Don’t you mean Super Wario Tornado?

Warui: Do YOU ever call your father "Bowser"?

Lemmy: Point taken.

Larry: When his Tornado stops, Waluigi goes in for a Cyclone!

Roy: I could go for one of those... I love ice cream.

Lemmy: Ice cream at Friendly’s after the match! Warui’s buying!

Warui: I am?

Lemmy: Yes.

Iggy: Waluigi kicks Mario up into the air!

Roy: Wario positions himself below Mario!

Larry: And it’s a head-butt!

Wario: THIS is for stealing my golden statue of Peach!

Warui: Dad knocks Mario into the background!

Warui: (Runs out of the commentator box) Great job, Dad! You, too, Uncle Waluigi!

Wario: We a-creamed those Marios!

Waluigi: We a-make an unstoppable team!

Wario: I can a-see it now! Super Wario a-Brothers on the Nintendo a-Dolphin!

Waluigi: The first two a-player game with my a-name in the title!

Warui: Correction! It will be a THREE-player game!

Waluigi: Of a-course! The Warios are the a-champions!

Wario: Little big a-brother, I see a-big things in our future!

Waluigi: And we’ll a-never end up like the a-Mario brothers!

Warui: Amen!

Lemmy: Well, Lakitu, check in on the losers!

Lakitu: I’m on it!

Luigi: Mario, you a-cost us the win!

Mario: YOU didn’t a-come when they double-teamed a-me!

Luigi: That’s a-no excuse to throw a-me off!

Mario: Yes, it a-is!

Luigi: FIREBALL!

Mario: FIREBALL!

Lakitu: I’m outta here... (Flies away)

Lemmy: Well, that was our match for tonight, and here are our questions...

Larry: Allow me.

Lemmy: Certainly.

Larry: Here goes...

1. Will the Marios EVER pull it together?
2. Why did we have so many commentators?
3. Does Waluigi have a good future in the stadium?
4. Will Super Wario Brothers ever be a real game?

Larry: Well, goodnight everybody!

Lemmy: Shalom!

Iggy: Saying aura!

Lugia: That’s SAYONARA!

Iggy: Quiet, bird.

Warui: Good knight!

Roy: Adios, losers.

Wario: Good a-bye!

Waluigi: See you a-next time!

Mario: Luigi, this is all your a-fault!

Luigi: No, it’s your a-fault!

VGW: (at home watching the match) Later guys! We’ll see you next time on--

All: SUPER SMASH STADIUM!

AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, WARUI!