Match #11

The question: Which couple is the strongest?

Fighters for Dream Land
Red Team Red Team Blue Team Blue Team
Player 1 Player 2 Player 3 Player 4


The background: First of all, who is Yoshelly? Find out about her here. Back towards the match, Red Yoshi is a bit unsure of this match after his dream he had, but Yoshelly convinced him to get this match over with. Jigglypuff and her boyfriend, Kirby, got to choose the rules for this match, which is a game of bomb tag (motion sensor bombs and bob-ombs at very low frequency). They wanted Team Attack on, the stock at 3 lives, and the place to be Dream Land. The Yoshi couple agreed to the terms, and added one of their own: Whoever loses must face Boshi, Meta Knight, & MEW! The Puffy couple agreed to those terms quickly, for they wanted to fight. Before this fight starts, I want to remind you a few things:

  1. Yoshelly will be labeled as Yg and Red Yoshi will be labeled as Yr.
  2. Yoshelly has (all) Yoshi's moves, in case you didn't know.
  3. I might include Yoshelly or another female/male version of an SSB character in another match, but I don't know.
  4. Now that you know how the above information, LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!
    Jigglypuff started to take on Yoshelly, until Kirby used his cutter move and hurt both Yoshis, Yg24 Yr6 J15 K0. Yoshelly then swept Kirby and hip-dropped Jigglypuff, but Kirby almost took one of Red Yoshi's lives away, Yg24 Yr33ND J37 K10. After some more pounding, everyone had a drill kicking party with Kirby getting the last laugh, Yg81 Yr72 J53 K38. The Yoshi couple then attack not only the Puffy couple, but each other. They almost took each other's lives (by accident, though), Yg105ND Yr130ND J71 K62. A mine appeared on the left side, and everyone was going for it. Jigglypuff threw it to the right, then killed Yoshelly with a head-butt. Kirby, though, copied Red Yoshi's "Egg swallow" attack, Yg0D1 Yr150D0 J80D0 K83D0.

    The fun starts from here, folks. Kirby managed to send Red Yoshi to the mine and Red Yoshi died. However, Yoshelly came back and knocked Jigglypuff's lights out, Yg0D1 Yr0D1 J0D1 K83D0.

    Everyone was trading hits with kicks, eggs, pounds, and punches, but Yoshelly managed to steal one of Kirby's lives, Yg36D1 Yr65D1 J66D1 K0D1.

    A mine appeared and everyone went for it. It was thrown to the ground, and Jigglypuff, trying to get away from the action, walked into it for another death, Yg89D1 Yr116D1 J0D2 K56D1.

    Another sweep party took place that left everyone dazed, Yg132 Yr157 J34 K129. Another mine appeared pretty soon, and after it was thrown, Jigglypuff KO'ed Yoshelly. Jigglypuff then jumped on the mine, which would have killed her...but Red Yoshi threw an egg towards a point where Jigglypuff would have passed through. The egg saved Jigglypuff's life, but barely, Yg0D2 Yr179D1 J98D2ND K134D1.

    When Yoshelly came back, she promptly killed Jigglypuff, while Red Yoshi delivered 12 unanswered damage to the lone Kirby, Yg0D2 Yr179D1 J(OUT) K146D1.

    Kirby managed to piledrive Red Yoshi out of the arena for a good seven seconds, and then delivered 45 unanswered damage to Yoshelly. Then Kirby missed a "Rock Bottom", and Yoshelly swallowed Kirby up and spat him out, Yg45D2 Yr0D2 K0D2.

    After the Yoshis threw some eggs, Kirby became angry. He swallowed and copied Yoshelly and seemed nearly invincible to the Yoshis, Yg88 Yr56 K37. However, the Yoshis managed to double-team Kirby with a Red Yoshi throw, a drill kick, and an Egg Throw, making Kirby lose his power, Yg88 Yr56 K106. Everyone started to brawl on the left platform for a good 10-15 seconds until a bob-omb appeared. Red Yoshi jumped up over the bomb, but Yoshelly accidentally attacked the bomb. Fortunately for Yoshelly, though, Kirby got killed by the blast before Yoshelly was sent to the background, Yg162D2ND Yr62D2 K0D3.

This team's winner is...The Yoshi Team!

The better player of the team was...Yoshelly! (by one KO)

Post-Match:


    The Yoshi couple went back to Yoshi Island, where their victory was celebrated with not only a cake, but a wedding ceremony! Red Yoshi & Yoshelly are married! Now, Yoshelly is an "official" fighter for Super Smash Bros.
    However, back at the Unknown Dungeon, Boshi, Meta Knight, and Mew, commanded by Mewtwo, were quickly harassing Kirby and Jigglypuff and tied them up. Then Mewtwo used his Psychic move and made the Puffy couple faint. But, they will escape...someday.

What did you think of the match? Do you think there should have been more items in this fight? When will Jigglypuff and Kirby escape the "Fearsome Four"? Is marriage allowed with SSB characters? For that matter, can Yoshelly even fight again on SSB? Head here and cast your reaction.

Editor's Note to everyone: You guys decide if I should allow female versions of male characters to fight, and vice versa with female fighters.

Editor's Note to King Dedede: I DID NOT fake this match!