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Lemmy: Welcome to another Super Smash Stadium battle. Today my commentating partner will be Iggy again.
Crowd: (cheers)
Iggy: Thank you. Thank you. So, Lemmy, what's the battle today?
Lemmy: Well, lets watch the footage! (tape starts) (Red, Yellow, Blue, and Yoshelly are in the Yoshi House. Yoshelly is playing Super Mario World and the others are watching)
Red: No, go back two levels! There is a baby red Yoshi in that level!
Blue: Red? Who wants a red yoshi? If you go to that level, over there (points to the screen) the magic wings will turn a green yoshi into a blue yoshi!
Yellow: No, go into that level over there (points to a level) and there's a baby Yellow Yoshi!
Yoshelly: (shakes her head) I don't need a Yoshi now. This level is not very hard! (Starts playing a level, but the camera cannot focus onto the screen)
Yellow: Get a Yellow Yoshi! It's the best one!
Red: No way, Red Yoshi can breath fire! Yoshelly, get a red yoshi!
Blue: No, go pick up the magic wings!
A mysterious, yet familiar, Yoshi voice: Hmm... Seems like you three are having trouble determining the best Yoshi.
Red: Who said that?
Yellow: Yeah...
Voice: Well, why don't you settle it in the ring?
Blue: (looks at Red)
Red: (looks at Yellow)
Yellow: (looks at Blue)
Voice: I'm waiting for an answer...
Yoshelly: I know that voice...
Voice: Umm... No you don't, Yoshelly. I'm not your first boyfriend!
Red: Who is this guy? And should we take up his offer?
Yellow: I say we go for it.
Yoshelly: That voice is... (Tape ends)
Iggy: Hey! Just when we were about to find who the voice was.
Lemmy: Maybe the tape ran out. I had all the other back stories on that tape.
Iggy: Well, let's just watch the match. What are the rules?
Lemmy: Each Yoshi has been given a magic shell. It will enable them to do their special ability throughout the whole match. Two lives.
Iggy: But doesn't that mean that Blue can't lose?
Lemmy: No, you can still be thrown out all the way of the arena, qualifying for a life loss.
Iggy: Oh. Also, is Red Yoshi putting the title of Super Smasher on the line?
Lemmy: While we did have the Super Smasher rules figured out since Match 20, Red did want to put the title on the line, and Powers agreed.
Iggy: Makes sense to me. Now let's start the match!
Lemmy: (nods) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of most ages, Super Smash Stadium PROUDLY presents to you The Clown Prince, Lemmy K., The Four-Eyes, Iggy K. And for the thirty in attendance, and the eighty watching world wide... LETS GET READY TO SMASH IT!
Iggy: And here they are in this Yoshi island arena. The match has started and Red seems to be winning. He's burning the other players with Tri-Fireball!
Lemmy: And Blue puts up his shield to block the flames!
Iggy: And Red jumps toward Blue!
Lemmy: But is knocked down by Yellow's egg!
Iggy: And a battle has started waging, but it's mostly just tail whips and kicks.
Lemmy: But look, Blue has encased Red in an egg!
Iggy: And Yellow jumps on the egg, flattening it and Red Yoshi. It breaks open!
Lemmy: And here comes the first item crate!
Iggy: Blue picks up the item crate and throws it at Yellow and Red!
Red: Hey, that hurt... FIREBALL!
Lemmy: And Red's breathing fire on Blue.
Iggy: But Yellow seems to have the right idea. In a second he picks up and throws both Pokéballs and the Bob-Omb!
Lemmy: And out pops a Meowth and a Koffing!
Iggy: One half of the field is covered in gas, the other in coins. Blue and Red then both get hit by the Bob-Omb!
Lemmy: And the pokémon stop fighting, but not before they break a capsule revealing a shell!
Iggy: And Yellow kicks it! It bounces back and hits him and Red. But Blue has flown above it!
Lemmy: And onto a cloud to pick up a crate!
Iggy: But he's procrastinating! He picks up the crate and the cloud disappears! The eagle has landed!
Lemmy: And now Red and Yellow are fighting! Red lets out a tri-fireball, but Yellow dodges!
Iggy: And Yellow retaliates by throwing a capsule at Red!
Lemmy: And it's Red's lucky day, out pops a Star!
Iggy: And Red's relentlessly assaulting Yellow!
Lemmy: And he throws Yellow left, but he makes it back to the cloud!
Iggy: And Blue comes down seeking revenge! He picks up a bomb an throws it at Yellow!
Lemmy: KABOOM! And Yellow's gone!
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Iggy: And Blue's set his eyes on Red now, who has lost his invincibility!
Lemmy: And it's foot-to-foot combat! They're exchanging kicks and Red's hurting!
Red: UGH! HIYA!! (kicks Blue)
Blue: OOF! (flies back, then flies up and over Red)
Iggy: And Blue's going for the butt-drop. He's right above Red...
Lemmy: But Yellow knocks him aside!
Iggy: And Red throws an egg at the two of them!
Lemmy: But Blue flies away!
Iggy: Yellow's hit!
Lemmy: Red throws an Egg at Blue, but his aim is totally off!
Iggy: And Blue butt-slams Yellow, landing right next to Red!
Lemmy: And he head-butts Red. HE'S OUTTA THERE!
Iggy: And Blue is charging at Yellow...
Lemmy: And a capsule appears on the right-most cloud!
Iggy: And just by chance, that's where Yellow is knocked to!
Lemmy: He picks up the capsule...
Iggy: And he chucks it at Blue!
Lemmy: And Red comes down and picks up the item, a Pokéball!
Iggy: Yellow comes back to attack Blue, ignoring Red.
Lemmy: And Red throws down the ball...
Red: Pokéball... GO!
Iggy: And it's a Clefairy! It's flying straight up!
Lemmy: But is it doing Rock Throw, Body Slam, or merely floating away?
Iggy: It's not acting like Mew; we'd here some sort of sound effect.
Lemmy: I just remembered that Onix's Rock Throw doesn't start with a bit of smoke from underneath like Clefairy just Metronomed.
Iggy: THEN IT'S SNORLAX'S BODY SLAM! Blue flies over to the left, but Yellow is knocked away!
Lemmy: And Red seems to have the game won!
Iggy: He starts sending fireballs over at the flying Blue Yoshi!
Lemmy: And Blue's as far left as he can go without being classified as out.
Iggy: And he's HIT! He starts to fall!
Lemmy: And his wings aren't working! He can't get back up!
Iggy: This match is over, folks.
This games winner, and still Super Smasher, is...Red Yoshi!!!
Post-Match:
Judges: We hereby declare that Red Yoshi is STILL the best Yoshi.
Lemmy: But what about Green? What happened to him?
Judges: I thought you remembered what happened. Lemmy, nobody has seen him since his disappearance after Ash's debut match.
Red: Hey, did anybody see where Blue and Yellow went?
Mysterious voice: Three Yoshis down... two to go. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Iggy: Who said that?
Red: That's the guy who kidnapped Green and DK!
Killer: (teleports on another floating platform) Well DUH!
Yoshelly: (runs in) Help! I just saw Killer come in here!
Killer: Hmm... maybe it's time to get you, too!
Voice heard on tape: No!
Killer: What do you mean "No"?
Voice: If you want my help, you'll leave Yoshelly alone!
Killer: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Voice: You heard me!
Killer: Fine. We'll leave Yoshelly alone. But hear my warning Red Yoshi, you will be caught. (teleports away)
Iggy: That was weird.
Lemmy: So, Yoshelly, who was that on the tape? We didn't catch it.
Yoshelly: That, my friends, was--
(The power goes out, including the lights.)
(When the lights came back on, Yoshelly & Red Yoshi are gone.)
Iggy: Did they disappear too?
Lemmy: No; Yoshelly left a note saying that she doesn't want to tell us who was on Killer's tape right now and took Red Yoshi home.
Iggy: Ok...
Lemmy: Now, we want to know what you guys thought of the match.
Iggy: Here are this match's main questions.
Lemmy: Do you guys think that Red Yoshi had an advantage in that fight?
Iggy: Did another Yoshi deserve to be the best Yoshi... AND the Super Smasher?
Lemmy: Who is Yoshelly's first boyfriend?!?
Iggy: If I knew, I'd tell you. But I don't, so I can't.
Lemmy: You folks can head here to cast your reaction to any of the three questions or anything else about the fight.
Iggy: Until then, I'm outta here!
Lemmy: Bye, Iggy.
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