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Lemmy: Hello, again, fans. It's your favorite Superpower for the fourth time (or is it fifth): Prince Lemmy Koopa!!!
Crowd: (cheers)
Lemmy: And my commentating partner for today... my brother, ROY!
Crowd: (boos)
Roy: (clenches fist and looks at crowd angrily)
Crowd: (cheers)
Roy: So, Lemming, what's today's match-up?
Lemmy: A new fighter, Ash Ketchum, is teaming up with Pikachu to battle the Dreamlanders for the purpose of revenge.
Roy: ASH?!?!?!? Who taught that little twerp how to fight?
Lemmy: Well, why don't you watch. (pops a tape into a VCR)
(on tape, Ash, Ness, Pikachu, Paula, and Jeff are in the weight room)
Ness: Okay, Ash. Remember, to control the thunder, you must FEEL the thunder.
Paula: BE the thunder.
Ash: (crouches and tries to send off a PK thunder, but to no avail)
Pikachu: Chu, pika pi chu pikapi Chu, pikachu kachu chu pika pi? (Ness, what if I shock Ash, filling him with electricity?)
Ash: Ummm...
Ness: Works for me.
Pikachu: Piiii kaaaaa CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (Thunder shoots from Pikachu, hitting Ash, Ness, Paula, and Jeff.)
Jeff: Can... you...work...on...your...aim?
Pikachu: Kachu. (Sorry.)
Ness: (after ABSORBING the electricity that hit him) Try now, Ash. The thunder is in you.
Ash: (crouches) PK THUNDER!!!! (nothing happens) Why isn't it working?!?
Ness: Umm, try a different phrase. I had to go through PSI Lightning, PSI Thunder, and PK Lightning before I could do it.
Ash: Okay. (crouches) POKÉTHUNDER! (electricity shoots out of him, twirls around the room, and hits Jeff in the back)
Jeff: Ow... that hurt. Take this! (shoots a bottle rocket at Ash)
Ash: A wise guy, ay? POKÉFIRE! (tape ends)
Lemmy: So Ness has been training Ash since the Miyamoto's Heroes/Furry Fighters match.
Roy: That's training? Looked like a fight to me. And what about his physical attacks?
Lemmy: Well, I don't know much about his physical attacks, but we did get this footage. (plays another tape)
Ness: Okay, Ash. One more try.
Ash: (pulls out Yo-Yo and splits the Atom)
Ness: (nods) Okay! Now that you've mastered tricks, practice attacking. Try "Around the World".
Ash: (does "Around the World", hitting Jeff right behind him.)
Jeff: HEY! (pulls out an air gun) STOP HITTING ME!
Ash: (does Pokéfire, then runs in front of camera)
Jeff: (shoots, Ash dodges, footage abruptly stops)
Lemmy: Well, that's it. Ash looks like he'll be a real winner.
Roy: Or a real whiner.
Lemmy: What?
Roy: I mean... so how did the Dreamlanders get involved?
Lemmy: Kirbetty vs. Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff was kicked out, remember?
Roy: Yeah, so?
Lemmy: Pikachu wanted to avenge the pokémon, so he got Ash to help in. Ness agreed to help train Ash.
Roy: Okay. Well, here we are at Dream Land, home court of the Dreamlanders, and it looks like Kirby and Kirbetty are floating in.
Lemmy: And from the opposite side of the arena, entering on Pidgeot's back, is Ash and Pikachu!
Roy: Everyone's all set. This looks like it will be a (snickers) really good fight. (snickers)
Lemmy: So, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions reading worldwide, LETS GET READY TO SMASH IT!!!!!!!!
Roy: And Pikachu starts things off well, with a thunder strike to Kirby.
Lemmy: And Ash jumps over to Kirbetty for a aerial head butt!
Roy: THAT'S gonna hurt in the morning! And Ash hits Kirbetty with a Pokéfire!
Lemmy: Kirby's jumped down toward Pikachu, and barely missed a Rock Bottom!
Roy: Pikachu grabs the stone Kirby and uses Thunder throw, to send him across the stadium.
Lemmy: But he easily makes it back. Ooh, Ash and Kirbetty are fighting on the leftmost platform! Kirbetty gets off a few punches!
Roy: Ooh, and Kirby comes back and copies Pikachu's powers. He's sending thunder jolts left and right!
Kirby: HA! NOW I HAVE GOT YOUR POWERS!
Lemmy: Who does he think he is? Rock?
Roy: Who's Rock?
Lemmy: Roll's brother.
Roy: I thought her brother was Megaman.
Lemmy: That's what I said, Rock.
Roy: Never mind. Pikachu gets back at Kirby by using... what's it called...Thunder punch, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Don't mind if I do. (drinks some punch)
Roy: (dope slaps Lemmy)
Crowd: (laughs)
Lemmy: That would hurt if I was smart enough to realize it. Ooh, we've missed a lot of the battle! The damages are sky high!
Roy: It's amazing the comeback Kirby's making. He's gotten off a Final Cutter and a Rock Bottom quickly.
Lemmy: Meanwhile, Kirbetty throws Ash off and taunts.
Roy: But Ash uses Pokéthunder, knocking himself back into the ring!
Lemmy: And Kirbetty was too close to the edge; the Pokéthunder-tackle knocked her all the way across the screen.
Ash: My butt hurts...
Roy: It seems that Pikachu and Ash were thinking the same thing. Pikachu just used Thunder to knock Kirby clear out of the arena.
Lemmy: And Kirbetty's back, she decides to take her anger out on Pikachu this time, and starts with a Final Cutter.
Roy: And Kirby's back, too, and he sucks up Ash!
Ash: It's cold and wet in here.
Kirby: Mmm, tastes like Yoshi.
Lemmy: And he releases him by copying Pokéfire!
Ash: Did anyone ever tell you you're NOT Megaman?
Kirby: Umm, Just Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, Protoman...
Ash: (whacks Kirby with a Yo-Yo)
Kirby: Pain...
Roy: And Ash has knocked the hat off of Kirby as soon as he put it on!
Lemmy: And here comes an item crate! Pikachu picks it up and throws it at Kirbetty!
Roy: Direct hit! She's hurt!
Kirbetty: (popping up from being a flat pancake) THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!
Pikachu: Chu, pi chu ka pikachu pika! (Yes, but it was extremely funny!)
Lemmy: A beam sword and a Home run bat pop out of the crate!
Roy: And Ash immediately goes for the Baseball bat. Ness has taught him well.
Lemmy: And Pikachu and Kirbetty fight for the Beam Sword!
Roy: And Pikachu shocks Kirbetty aside, picking up the sword.
Lemmy: The sword's bigger than either of them!
Roy: Pikachu and Kirbetty are going at it as Ash is swallowed by Kirby!
Lemmy: "Going at it"? Isn't that for Kirby to do with her? (childish laughter)
Roy: You're an idiot.
Lemmy: Sorry...
Pikachu: Pi chu Pikachu! Chu pi chu Pikachu, pika pi CHU!!!! (I am Pikachu! You beat up Jigglypuff, prepare to DIE!!!)
Lemmy: Pikachu has a grudge! He's slashing Kirbetty like there's no tomorrow!
Roy: As Pikachu beats up on Kirbetty, Ash decides to get even with Kirby by taking out his bat and hitting him across the field.
Lemmy: And the homerun bat always does an automatic KO, but it disintegrates right after the hit!
Roy: And Kirbetty finally gets a shot off, and it's a grab! She throws Pikachu away.
Lemmy: Kirby gets back in the game and picks up a capsule! He throws it at Ash, and he goes flying!
Roy: And inside the capsule is...a HAMMER!
Lemmy: Kirby picks it up... and Ash and Pikachu are gone within a few seconds of them being revived.
Roy: And Kirbetty and Kirby are left in the ring while Ash and Pikachu are...AHHH! COVER YOUR EYES!!!
Kirby: (is kissing Kirbetty)
VGW: Didn't I say this WASN'T the Super Smooch Stadium?
Lemmy: How did you get in the commentator box?
VGW: (shrugs)
Roy: (picks up VGW and throws him out the window) That's better. Anyway, Ash and Pikachu are back now, and Pikachu gets off a dropping thunder spin to Kirbetty!
Lemmy: And Ash and Kirby, like earlier, are fighting like mad. The damage is rising.
Roy: Pikachu does Thunder, and Kirbetty goes flying.
Lemmy: And Pikachu jumps in to help out his trainer, and everyone's damage starts rising.
Roy: Even Kirbetty's, because she joined the battle as soon as she came down!
Lemmy: And Ash is knocked aside... ONTO A POKÉBALL!
Roy: He picks it up...
Ash: POKÉBALL, GO!!!!!!
Lemmy: And out pops...
Roy, Lemmy, and Ash: CHARIZARD?!?!?!
Charizard: (breaths fire everywhere)
Roy: And Flamethrower has defeated BOTH Dreamlanders. I repeat, the Dreamlanders HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
The better player of the team is...Ash!!!
Post-Match:
Ash: YEAH! WE WON! THANK YOU CHARIZARD!
Charizard: (breaths fire on Ash)
Ash: (burnt to a crisp, falls over)
Pikachu: PI, PIKACHU! (HI, EVERYONE!)
Ash: POKÉFIRE! (blasts Charizard)
Charizard: (is burnt)
Pikachu: Pikachu chu pika pi. (Thank you for helping me.)
Ash: Well, my work here is done. (starts to walk off)
Lemmy: (jumps in front of Ash) Where do you think you're going?
Ash: To become the greatest pokémon trainer.
Lemmy: Sorry, but you have to stay. You have a match against Mario soon.
Ash: Huh?
Lemmy: Hey, I don't make the rules, nor do I follow them, but you have an item match against Mario coming up, and you need to train. Sorry. (walks off)
Ash: Oh, great... well, I'll start training...
(Meanwhile, at a diner...)
(Ash, Link, Mario, Samus, the Yoshis, Kirby, Kirbetty, DK, Falcon, Pikachu, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Fox are talking over dinner)
Mario: I'm telling you, Powers is EVIL. Why else would he hire Koopa?
Link: I know. Zelda told me Gannondorf has someone working for him on the SSS Superpowers team, and I think it It's Powers!
DK: No, way. Powers is a nice guy.
Ness: Fat chance. He's working for Giygas, trying to take over the world.
Samus: If he's working for ANYONE it's Mother Brain.
Kirbetty: If it's King Dedede, I'll take him on.
Kirby: Are you sure you are ready?
Kirbetty: Yes.
Fox: We can't exclude Andross from this. It's possible he's involved to.
Ash: Maybe, just maybe, Powers is working for GIOVANNI and he's trying to make money off of us!
(all the others laugh loudly)
Ash: What's so funny?
Mario: C'mon, Ash. There's no way!
(suddenly, the lights shut off)
Link: HEY! I can't see anything!
Green Yoshi: AHHHHHH!!!!!
DK: HELP!!!!
Ness: (runs over and turns on the light, Green Yoshi and DK have vanished) Huh?
Ash: Is this some sort of trick?
Mario: This is weird.
Mysterious voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! When the evil turtles conquer the world, prepare to bow before them! If not, you will suffer the same fate as your friends!
Link: KOOPA! (a black-spotted yoshi egg flies into Link's head, knocking him over, the laughing resumes)
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