Match #5

The question: Which is more important in a fight, brains, or brawn?

Fighters for Congo Jungle
Player 1
(Brains)		 Player 2
(Brawn)

The background:

    Fans have wanted this fight for ages, but Donkey Kong isn't just fighting for the fans. Word is that DK wants to beat up Ness so he can show Mario "what to expect" in their 15 year reunion bout. DK has been studying hard for this fight, and he thinks he is at least as smart as Ness when it comes to fighting, especially since he got to choose the stage. To make sure that this is a true fight of brains vs. brawn, no items are allowed in this fight. Now, without further ado...Let the carnage begin!!!

    Ness threw a PK Fire but DK sidestepped him and threw him towards the right. DK later suffered two yo-yos from Ness, N16 DK36. Ness jumped towards DK and landed an aerial head butt, but jumped off the arena. Ness tried to PK Thunder himself back, but was too low. A quick death for brains, N0D1 DK48D0

    Back in the fighting spirit, Ness tackles DK a few times, but DK quickly answers back with some hand slaps, N18 DK80. Moving towards the rotating platforms, both fighters used low attacks. Ness appeared to have DK, N59 DK120, but when the Brain jumped in for an aerial hit towards the left, he managed to miss both DK and the ground, falling into the void. Ness couldn't Thunder himself back in time, N0D2 DK120D0

    When Ness was back in the fight, he landed a PK Fire and two head butts before DK responded with a hand slap to the ground. When Ness recovered, a stomp kick finally sent DK back home, N9D2 DK0D1

    Ness taunted after the killing blow, but didn't expect an air side kick from DK, N23 DK0. The two traded hits on the ground level, and DK almost ended the match a few times, N68ND DK63. The Main Monkey wanted to finish this match NOW. He became ruthless with his attacks, but only managed to connect with a low kick or two, N102 DK79. DK then tried a jumping hand attack, almost killing himself, but leaving Ness apparently unfazed, N112 DK79ND. Ness was waiting for DK when he jumped back, and landed two aerial hits and a yo-yo attack before taunting, N112 DK115. When DK came back down to the right of the arena, Ness sent him towards the boundary with a head butt, but DK spun back and hit Ness at the same time. Ness tried again, but DK returned again, without hitting Ness, N125 DK151ND. Ness used a stomp kick this time, but DK didn't fly very far. As a matter of fact, he was still on the ground. He walked over, picked up Ness, threw him into the wild blue yonder, and taunted afterwards, N0D3 DK166D1

This games winner is: Donkey Kong!

Post-Match:


    DK boasted to the fans that he was ready to beat Mario in their upcoming match. The big ape also claimed that he would beat the plumber without even losing one life. But will that happen? Find out in the next SSB grudge match.

What did you think of this match?

  1. Was Ness just too weak for DK?
  2. Can DK live up to his claim against Mario?
  3. Should Captain Falcon have represented "The Brains" instead (yeah right)?