Match #6

The question: Who will win the "Pauline Wars"?

Fighters for Sector Z (randomly chosen)
Player 1 Player 2


The background:

    As it turned out, Mario accepted Donkey Kong's, challenge (with DK claiming he'd beat Mario in two lives) after DK took out Ness (see the previous match for more details). However, now more than the war is at stake: Mario brought Pauline back in over 15 years, and DK brought Candy Kong for support. The winner would go out with both ladies, while the loser had to be Bowser & K. Rool's slave for a week. The item setup is normal, & both agreed to go to where ever they were taken. In this case, they got sent to Sector Z. Now without further ado...LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!

    In the middle of Star Fox, Mario landed a fireball and a drill kick, but DK countered with a few hand hits, M19 DK31. The two traded hits like crazy with Mario getting the last laugh--as well as DK's last coins--with his "Spare Change" uppercut, M37 DK81. After a stall period of ten seconds or so, Mario landed a slide, fireball, and high punch while DK landed two kicks, M69 DK113. Moving over to the right side, Mario threw a mine at DK. After DK got hit, DK threw Mario. While Mario was in the air, DK got shot by an Arwing and managed to lived to tell the tale, M79ND DK172ND. When Mario recovered, he shot a fireball, which missed DK but hit Mario's mine. DK threw Mario twice and almost succeeded in taking a life, M107ND DK172. However, the powerful plumber was still in this with his fireball, slide, and high-punch. DK landed a stomp kick to stop him, but never expected his life-stealing drop kick, M120D0 DK0D1.

    Back on the left side, DK threw a red shell that came back. However, he managed to grab Mario, throw him away, & taunt like he didn't do anything, M0D1 DK10D1.

    When Mario came back to the arena, it turned into a jungle with the two hitting each other. Again Mario got the last say with his fireball & uppercut, M36 DK70. DK found a barrel behind him and tried to throw it at Mario, but Mario dodged it. When a bumper fell by DK, he threw it at Mario, and the bumper came right back to him, M44 DK77. Mario threw two more fireballs at DK before both kept on hitting the fallen bumper, M51 DK87. DK was coming at Mario, but didn't see the Meowth that came out of a Pokéball Mario threw. When DK got out of Meowth's Pay Day Assault, DK slapped Mario, M63 DK105. Mario then did a low sweep, a taunt, and a low sweep. DK came back in time and hit Mario with a spinning Kong and his low sweep, M90 DK135. A beam sword fell by Mario, though, so he picked it up. Mario used a sweep, however, to finish off DK. While taunting, an Arwing got to DK first before DK reached the boundary and started shooting, M90D1 DK0D2.

    DK is upset that he didn't beat Mario within two lives, so he starts quickly with an air kick. However, he didn't expect a fireball, an uppercut, and three sword stabs from him that fast, M105 DK61. DK found a Pokéball and threw it towards Mario. Unfortunately for the Main Monkey, it was only a Chansey, so Mario didn't suffer any damage at all--instead, Mario delivered it to DK via uppercut, M105 DK73. Two of the items from the eggs were a Pokéball and a bumper. DK sent the Pokéball to Mario and a Koffing caught him nicely, but Mario avoided the bumper and landed a sword stab, M114 DK84. Mario then was on fire, doing a fabulous air combo and finishing with two sweeps. Mario taunted for he killed DK-or did he? The Arwing got to DK again for added pain and pleasure, M114D1 DK0D3.

This games winner is: Mario!

Post match


    A week following the match, we found out that Mario's date didn't go too well. Both girls dumped him when he took them to Anna Maria Pizzaria's. Since the girls wanted banana sundaes and not pepperoni pizza, they threw their food at Mario and made him pay the bill.

    Mario thought that his date was bad, but in truth, DK suffered worse than Mario. Out of all of the chores he had to do for Bowser Koopa and K. Rool, Donkey Kong's main task was to talk to Big Mouth Koopa for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours...in short, it was annoying like crazy!

    While both combatants didn't like their prizes, the fight was one of the better ones here. Next time, Mario and Luigi will temporarily team-up against Pikachu and Jigglypuff to see who are the better mascots. To find out what happens, tune in next week to Super Smash Bros., where it's always a smashing good time! (tm)

What did you think of this match? Did you think that DK should have won that fight? Will the "Pauline Wars" ever end? Do you think Princess Peach Toadstool and Dixie Kong would have been better prizes for the male fighters (I do)? Head here and cast your reaction.