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Dark Horse: And welcome to another exciting match here at the Stadium! I am the man with all of the moves--literally--Dark Horse!
Crowd: (cheers)
Dyria: I am the sorceress with all the spells--also literally--Dyria!
Crowd: (more cheers)
ROMba: I am the sister of status changes--literally as well--ROMba!
Crowd: (even more cheers)
All: The SSS Warriors!
Crowd: (fans are up off of their seats)
Dyria: Thank you, thank you all. After risking my life against Ganna, these matches should be walks in the park.
Dark Horse: Now, tonight's matchup expands on Game Guru's idea; Who is the better MM of the Stadium?
ROMba: However, Dyria & I wanted to see more than just two fighters, so we tried to do some scouting for Dark Horse.
Dyria: Originally, the two fighters were to be Mario Mario & Megaman.
Dark Horse: But I knew of two others that could be an even better MM, so my two partners managed to talk to the right authoirities to allow these other two to fight.
ROMba: The other two, of course, being Mr. Mime & Mickey Mouse.
Dyria: Then I read that Game Guru wanted a match on the Doom Ship arena that Lemmy made for Luigi. However, it was too small for even two fighters, so my friends helped to build a better Doom Ship.
ROMba: This one lives up to it's name. To see it, just go here.
Dark Horse: The 1s represent the big bullet pipes. The 2s are the Missile Bills. The 3s are the Bob-omb cannons. Only the Missile Bills can be stepped on.
Dyria: Lemmy shouldn't be too mad at us for changing his original idea, but even he should like it.
ROMba: I still can't get past the fact that you work with Koopalings, Dark Horse.
Dark Horse: You will get used to them eventually.
Dyria: It has been requested that this is a no-item match, but something tells me Megaman will bring in one of his Rush item moves.
Dark Horse: After his defeat in the final tag-team tourney, I'm a little surprised he'd try this again.
ROMba: Speaking of moves, each fighter has requested that their moves for this competition are not put up.
Dyria: I wonder why they would do that.
Dark Horse: The element of surprise--if no one knows what moves they bring, then they will have to find out the hard way.
ROMba: I hate to interrupt this chat, but I see the four fighters are about to enter the arena.
Dyria: Mario enters via a third pipe that quickly disappears, while Megaman just teleports. Now Mr. Mime enters this fight with...a flying broom?!?
ROMba: I always knew that all Mimes in general love to clean, but a flying broom?
Dark Horse: Perhaps Gruntilda helped with that. I wonder how Mickey is going to enter.
Dyria: It looks like he is entering by... using some tape to swing onto his position.
ROMba: He's a Spiderman ripoff!
Dark Horse: Actually, on one of his cartoons, he actually used some tape to do some swinging against some bozo who kidnapped Professor Ludwig von Drake and his credit card.
Dyria: Reguardless, we have a match to commentate here. So for the thousands in attendance...
ROMba: And the millions watching world-wide...
Dark Horse: LET THY WARRIORS DO BATTLE! (Copyright Dark Horse, Dyria, ROMba, and their alternate forms 2K01. Do not use without permission first.)
Dyria: And all four choose to meet in between the two Missile Bill structures and start pummeling each other!
ROMba: However, Mr. Mime is using his broom like Link's sword, sending Mario & Megaman to the left side.
Dyria: Both Missile Bills fire, but none will hit our two newcomers. Now Mickey is prepared to--kiss Mr. Mime's feet?
Dark Horse: Mickey has been known for kissing plenty of people, and now he can use that to his advantage to copy other fighter's moves.
ROMba: Megaman and Mickey now approach each other, & the Blue Bomber fires a Mega Buster!
Dyria: But somehow Mickey reflects it! I'm pretty sure he can't reflect moves!
Dark Horse: Then it's obvious! Mr. Mime mastered the Reflect move, which Mickey copied!
ROMba: And Mario gets hit instead, just as the big bullets fire.
Dyria: Mickey avoided the left one, but got hit on the right--hard! He's sailing over Mario's head as we speak!
Mario: If I'm-a going down-a, I'm-a taking you-a with-a me! (serves a big ball towards Mickey via a tennis racket)
ROMba: So Mario has mastered a new move, huh?
Dark Horse: A total surprise by me, he can use the Yoshis' Egg Toss move using his tennis racket from Mario Tennis that he brought! While Mario is down one life, so is Mickey!
Dyria: Megaman barely recovered from a Mega Punch from Mr. Mime.
ROMba: He decides to try his Knight Chain, but Mr. Mime avoids the move and counters with a Broom Sweep smash attack. Mr. Mime is in the lead!
Dark Horse: Not quite! Now all Doom Ship weapons have activated--2 big bullets, 2 missile bills, & 3 bob-ombs! And one of the bob-ombs sends Mr. Mime off the ship as well, just as Mario & Mickey reenter!
ROMba: Mickey might have lost his Reflect, but he still has his tape gun! Mario gets hit by the last two attacks, and he is stuck for the moment!
Dark Horse: Mr. Mime takes advantage of that by doing--the Thunder move on Mario?!?
Dyria: I never knew he had it in him. I actually thought his throw move would be "Vacuum Suck-up"; he takes a vacuum, brings someone in, and spits him/her out by putting it in reverse.
ROMba: Dyria, don't look now, but that is just what Mr. Mime did to Mickey! It only took about two seconds for some major damage.
Dark Horse: The two mascots of their respective companies start to duke it out when some missile bills fire!
ROMba: Mario, with his famed jumping ability, jumps on both missile bills and lands on Mickey--& his lips on his forehead!
Dyria: Another move has been copied, and again I don't know which one.
Dark Horse: And Mario doesn't want to find out, so he tries jumping high above Mickey.
ROMba: But Mickey is smiling! And he is--yes! He took Mario's "Serves Up!" move, and the ball hits him!
Dyria: And that is followed by what looks like a Mouse Dive move. One explosion later, Mario now has one life left!
ROMba: So does Mr. Mime, who got hit by the Knight Chain this time.
Dark Horse: Megaman is using this time to Rush Search for a good item.
ROMba: Mickey, though, doesn't want his current adversary to use an item in this supposed no-item match, so he charges ahead!
Dyria: At that time, though, some bob-ombs came and sent her away, just as Rush found two pokéballs. Dark Horse, I don't think there are supposed to be two of them.
Dark Horse: My only answer is that since the Rush Search takes longer to complete, more items can possibly come out.
ROMba: Either way, Megaman tosses one pokéball down, revealing...a Mewtwo. This one doesn't look too friendly, though...
Dyria: Megaman picks up the other pokéball when this Mewtwo fires Psychic--on him?!?
Dark Horse: That Mewtwo happens to be Reid; he has a grudge against Megaman. That attack knocks him out, but Mega drops his pokéball before dying.
Dyria: Inside the pokéball is...is that an Abra?
ROMba: I think something is wrong now; we are losing the picture!
Dark Horse: I should have known this would happen...Abras teleport all of the fighters to a new arena. Wait--the picture is getting clearer now...
Dyria: This can't be! This is Lemmy's old Doom Ship!
Dark Horse: I think we forgot to take out the old Doom Ship from the Arena PC System.
ROMba: Either way, the fighters are trying to get used to their surroundings quickly.
Dyria: It's too crowded; someone has to lose their final life in order for there to be manuverability.
ROMba: And someone does! Mario takes a pipe to the one at the bottom; there is no way up!
Dark Horse: At the same time, Megaman becomes his Super Adapter self.
Dyria: Mickey uses this time to Kopy Kiss Megaman--on the lips! Triple yech!
Dark Horse: It has to be a B Move he has stolen; it's the only one not used by him yet.
ROMba: Mr. Mime is in trouble; he is caught between a moving Koopa Troopa and the edge on the right side, and the Troopa head-butts the improvisationalist!
Dyria: That is followed by a Mega Punch copycat from Megaman, which takes out the psychic type.
Dark Horse: Actually, Mega had that move originally once in SA form. No one copied each other.
ROMba: While Megaman taunts, Mickey uses his new Mega Arms on his opponent, which sends him flying!
Dark Horse: Mega is trying a desperate attempt to get back in this game--he's using his Mega Jets to go in the pipe under the Doom Ship!
Dyria: Somehow, he makes it in time! And now which pipe will be sent out of?
ROMba: The angled pipe at the center! True to its SMW roots, it sends Megaman literally FLYING towards the right hand side boundary!
Dark Horse: There is no way back to land! Mickey Mouse wins the match!
Post-Match:
Mickey: Now who is the best "MM"? Who got the victory?
Crowd: M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! (standing ovation)
Mickey: (to the Warriors) I must admit, I did have a blast here! And it's not as violent as this Mortal Kombat game I have heard of.
Dark Horse: Just as long as you had fun; that is all that matters. You even beat the current Super Smasher! You should be proud of yourself.
Mickey: Like I said, I had fun. I didn't care if it wasn't for a title. Perhaps I should come and practice more often.
ROMba: If you need to come back here for any reason, you are welcome to do so.
Mickey: Well, I must get going. I can't keep Minnie waiting at home all day. Later guys! (he leaves whistling)
Mash Toady: (comes in) Is there anyone you need me to interview?
Dyria: Try Mr. Mime if he is there. I heard Megaman left to go back home and some other guy named Lakitu went to interview Mario.
Mash: Gotcha. (goes to Ash's locker room) Mind if I come in?
Ash: Sure. I'm just giving Mr. Mime some Super Potion.
Mash: So, what did you think of your first matchup?
Mr. Mime: Mime mime mr. mime. Mr. mime mime mime Mr. Mime mr. mime! (It was a challenge. I didn't expect Megaman to lose though.)
Mash: Do you think you'll return?
Mr. Mime: Mime mr. mime. Mr. mime, Mime mime mime. Mime mr. mime! (I don't know. If I fight, Brock does my cleaning. I don't like that!)
Mash: Well, if we see you again, then good luck.
Mr. Mime: Mime! (Thanks!)
Mash: (Returns to the Warriors & Lakitu) Mr. Mime took it pretty well.
Lakitu: Well, Mario was complaining that he lost, even with his new "Serves Up!" move.
Dark Horse: And I just got a transmission from Megaman; he congradulated Mickey for his skills.
Lakitu: Well, Mash and I have a business dinner we have to go to. Later now! (Lakitu and Mash leave)
Dyria: Well, that was definitely something, but I got this wierd feeling I need to check something out alone.
ROMba: Can we know about it?
Dyria: I can't fully explain myself ROMba; I just got this feeling. But don't worry; we can still contact each other if we have to.
Dark Horse: Well, please come back soon.
Dyria: (hugs Dark Horse) I'll try. Now, I got to fly. (holds up her amulet piece) UNLEASH THE WARRIOR FROM WITHIN!!! (transforms, then flies off)
ROMba: I sure hope she makes it back OK.
Dark Horse: She will; I know her. Anyway, I have some questions for those who watched the match.
ROMba: Can I actually try to answer them?
Dark Horse: All right. Let's see what you think.
Dark Horse: Cast your reactions here!.
ROMba: And that's it for today. Later fans!