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Lugia: Hello, and welcome to the latest SSS fight!
Lemmy: This one is going to be a major battle folks, so hang on tight!
Lord Reid: We have Rex and Pat going at it!
Lugia: This all started as Rex somehow hacked into Smashtopia, destroying the mall while at it.
Lord Reid: Dark Horse offered to face Rex, but Pat chose to instead.
Lemmy: But just in case things go wacky, Dark Horse and ROMba have morphed to their Warrior forms and have joined Lakitu and Mash Toady at the camera crew post.
Lugia: Now, does anyone know the moves of these two fighters today?
Lemmy: While all of Pat's moves can be found at match 29, I do not have a clue on Rex's arsenal.
Lord Reid: Rex's Airship is similar to the regular Doom Ship arena; just more weapons.
Lugia: This is a scheduled three live fight, with no time limit.
Lord Reid: Items will come in when we get them; even I don't know what they are!
Lemmy: Both Pat and Rex are entering the arena, so we have to do our intros.
Lord Reid: Ladies and gentlemen...
Lugia: Children of all ages...
Lemmy: The Super Smash Stadium proudly presents...
Lord Reid: The Title Guy Lord Reid!
Lugia: The Game Guy Lugia!
Lemmy: The Four-eyed Lemmy!
ALL: The SSS Commentators!
Lord Reid: And for the thousands in attendance...
Lugia: ...and the millions watching worldwide...ladies and gentlemen...
Lemmy: Let the carnage begin!
Lugia: That's copyrighted by VGW!
Lemmy: In case you forgot, VGW isn't VGW anymore; it's Dark Horse or VGWarrior. I'm taking over copyrights!
Lord Reid: Rex starts things off with some basic attacks, but Pat counters with an Ill-shoo-shiek quickly enough to gain the advantage.
Lugia: Rex now seems to be charging up something...it looks like the Kamehameha! Is he a Saiyajin or something?
Lord Reid: Good eye, O Mystical One; notice the tail that makes him an SJ. Just as he fires, though, a bob-omb from one of the nearby cannons explodes on him; however, he does not go very far.
Lemmy: (tosses an item in) Both fighters fight for the capsule, but after a big brawl, Pat gets it.
Lugia: Pat throws it down, revealing a Star Rod.
Lemmy: Rex, though, goes fast--very fast--towards Pat and unleashes the Kienzan, which...cuts the Star Rod in two?!?
Lord Reid: Even that is discouraged in battle to tear apart weapons.
Lugia: No need to worry about that, though; the whole ship has fired all of its weapons and both fighters were taken out.
Lemmy: That's a relief; no one should tear apart weapons.
???C: That Rex is too powerful for his own good sometimes.
Lugia: Who are you?
???C: I am Dengario; Rex's uncle.
Lugia: What do you know of Rex besides family heredity?
Dengario: We'll talk about that later; right now, he and some other guy are back in the playing field.
Lord Reid: Pat [the other guy] starts to use Copycat, but Rex moves out the way. Is he going to transform again?
Lemmy: Probably to Second Saiyajin.
Dengario: Close; Super Saiyajin.
Lugia: The transformation is complete, and he starts charging up what looks like the Kamehameha.
Lord Reid: Lugia, that obviously DOES NOT look like the Kamehameha; open your eyes for once! Dengario, what move is Rex trying to do?
Dengario: That's the Makankosappo, a more powerful move than the Kamehameha that requires extra charging time.
Lemmy: That gives Pat plenty of time to swallow Rex via Copycat, but a Bullet Bill in the field hits him before he can copy one of Rex's powers.
Lord Reid: Rex finishes charging, but Pat fires his Killerang, disrupting Rex's firing delay.
Lugia: Pat might actually have a chance in this fight, but I wouldn't be surprised if Rex tries to transform again.
Dengario: Just wait until he takes more damage.
Lemmy: (tosses a crate in) Heads up guys!
Lord Reid: Both fighters destroy the crate from both sides, revealing two bob-ombs and a mine--a very explosive combination.
Lugia: Both fighters fight for the mine--in the center--but Pat gets the mine while Rex goes to the Second Super Saiyajin; I'm guessing that's SSJ2 for short.
Dengario: You must be the Japanese-type....is it Superpower?
Lugia: Yes, I'm a superpower; no, I'm more Spanish now.
Lemmy: Guys, take cover! (all take cover) Sorry, but both bob-ombs were going to run into the two fighters and the mine; the explosive was so great, both fighters were killed.
Lord Reid: Is it just me, or does this arena promote a lot of ties?
Lugia: Well, if you want to know, the whole ship went ballistic again, which is when the ties really happen...but yes; lots of ties can happen here.
Dengario: (aside) What is this round thing I have here? (shakes it) That's odd...there is something in it...what the hey? (tosses the pokéball in)
Lemmy: Pat gets the pokéball, and it reveals...Houdini?!? Houdini, you don't look so hot.
Houdini: Ab.......ab......abra.............
Lugia: I know that all Abras teleport, but all cameras are going wacko!
VGWarrior: Guys, get all of your cameras outside on the field! I think I found the fighters!
Mash: Commentators, focus on co-ordinates 4EQ-8; that's the SSS Endless Field they are fighting on...or at least about to fight on.
Lemmy: NOT THE ENDLESS FIELD!!! That isn't supposed to be an arena at all! NOW PAT'S GOING TO REGRET THIS!!!
Dengario: Why is that?
Lugia: Only SSS sanctioned arenas have a special barrier around them that prevents "realistic" injuries, such as broken bones and cut-off arms. The Endless Field isn't sanctioned.
Lord Reid: Now this fight has turned into a fight to the death; we can't toss any items over there!
Lemmy: And Rex can do LOTS of damage regardless of what Saiyajin form he is in because this is a street fight where the only way out is by risking your life for the other.
Dengario: Hmmm...this looks like the spot on the Smash Brothers video game where Mario and Kirby started to fight.
Lugia: That's THE Endless Field. And now Rex is morphing again--to SSJ3! When will this madness end?
Lord Reid: Rex is now getting ready for the Kienzan again; I don't like this at all.
Dengario: It's coming to Pat; I don't think he can dodge--OWWWW!!!!!!!
Lemmy: What's wrong with you?
Dengario: Pat and I used to share a body. However, some stuff is felt between us telepathically; whenever he experiences major pain, I must suffer as well. Look at Pat; he just had his left arm cut off!
ROMbarrior: Should we stop Rex now?
Lord Reid: Negative; this is their fight.
Dengario: Unfortunately, this is a fight that Pat will lose. He can't continue in this condition.
Lugia: I think Rex is going for the Genki-dama; Pat better move!
Lemmy: He moves, but he loses his right leg in the process.
Dengario: OUCH! That hurt!
Lord Reid: Hey Lemmy, you know the Self-destruct move Pat has?
Lemmy: I can read your mind; he WILL die if he uses it!
Lord Reid: You can't read my mind, but at least you knew what I was talking about.
Lugia: Even Pat doesn't deserve this. Why is he going to do this?
Dengario: My question is, can he do it before Rex goes SSJ4?
Lemmy: There is an SSJ4?!?!?
Lord Reid: Both have to act quickly to stop the other; Pat is hopping mad to Rex, while Rex is trying to rush his transformation.
Dengario: Rushing will only slow down the transformation when it comes to SSJ4.
Pat: You've...done...too much...damage...to...Smashtopia...and the Stadium. Now...I will...kill you...even if...I die. SELF DESTRUCT!!!!!!
VGWarrior: Let's hope my defense will protect me. HARDEN! (defense increases)
ROMbarrior: Ability Swap...Defense of Hyper Cleft! (defense increases)
KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Lemmy: The dust settles...Pat is still recovering from the attack; he is barely alive. However, Rex is clearly out of this fight!
Dengario: So...Rex is dead...very well then.
Post-Match:
Pat: I've...stopped...the evil...but now...I must...make sure...that you...do not...do....such things...again. SPIRIT POSSESSOR!
Lord Reid: No way...Pat's spirit is going into Rex's body?!?
Dengario: Rex's spirit...was destroyed...in the explosion. Now that...Pat is...going in...Rex's body...I can't live...any longer. Pat and I...shared the same...body...however...the telepathy...which I use...to live...will be gone...once Pat...is absorbed...into Rex's body. When he...is inside...Rex's body...I will die. (pause) I see...that time...has come. Goodbye............ (he disappears to where he dies)
Pat: I feel great! I can now pull off both Rex's old moves and my old moves now!
Lemmy: That's great, but what are you to be called?
Lugia: How about...Patrex?
Pat: Patrex...nah. Just call me Pat.
Lord Reid: Fine. I personally liked Patrex though...
VGWarrior: Now that that is over with, it's question time.
Meanwhile...
???A: NO!!!!!! REX FAILED IN HIS ASSIGNMENT TO DESTROY THE FIGHTERS!!! NOW
I HAVE TO DO THAT MYSELF!!!!!! BE CAREFUL, "DARK HORSE"; IT WILL GET UGLY!
In real life, Reid actually totaled Rex's hard drive
with his virus, and we made the match up.