The Showdown!
E
(Digi gets out of the vortex, parts from the other SPs, asks a passerby where
Tai's office is, and starts heading down)
Digi: (To self) Wow, sure looks nice when I was merely a fan...ah, when SPs like VGWarrior, Lugia, Prince Iggy and Prince Lemmy ruled the place...sure miss it.
(Out loud) Alright... PAOMWERSERS, YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR HIDEOUS FACE BEFORE I
FIRE PUNCH YOUR GUTS OUT!
Tai (Still in his office): Uh oh...sounds like someone I don't know...heh. Puny
fans...(Walks out) and who are you, person who I don't know?
The Showdown!
Digi: You don't need to know, and when you do, you'll be knocked out and unable
to be able to...do certain things...with certain people I happen to know, and...
Tai: Arrogant brat...
Digi: Arrogant, probably not. Ready to beat you up, certainly.
Tai: Something's up, you little twat, and I need you to get out of my way
because of this whole time distortion mess!
Digi: Oh, make me.
Tai: I intend to!
(The two meet in the middle of the hall and start fighting)
Tai: You're messing with the wrong guy at the wrong time!
Digi: Huh. So be it. Fire Punch! (As per his intent, he Fire Punches Tai right
in the gut, but he is barely fazed) What?
Tai: Yeah, I'm a strong man! Now, take that back! (He punches
Digi to the
shoulder)
Digi: Oh, you are so done... (Corners Tai up against the wall, hitting him with an
array of attacks; a Thunderstorm followed by another Fire Punch followed by a
Super Mario Punch) And now I have your money. (Starts running down the hall,
tossing the coins back)
Tai: THAT'S IT! You are finished now, boy! (Runs after
Digi, picking up his
money)
Digi: Hmm...I got it! (He waits for Tai, and then whips out his Digivice and
Digiports himself to a position about 50 feet farther down the hall. However, he
nears a dead end) Oh dang it...
Tai: Ahhhhhhhh, now you're trapped, kid!
Digi: Oh no I'm not! (Tai leaps at
Digi, and he runs at him and ducks, leaving
Tai to hit the floor behind him) Want to settle this in the arena, or do you
want to use the hall?
Tai: Now...so I can rid you and get it done and over with!
Digi: Okay then. Blind Ray! (Shoots a ray out at Tai, and starts running back
down the hall where they came, past Tai's office)
Tai: Ack! Stupid light! Get back here! (He starts running after
Digi again,
barely missing him with an Ice Beam...)
Digi (to self): Man, no matter what I do, even if I Overdrive, Tai's too strong
to be taken down. I'm screwed... Oh well. We'll just be going in circles
anyway...probably...
Tai: You can't run from the president, boy!
Digi: (Turns around, the quick change surprising Tai. He Fire Punches him in the
head.) THERE! That should take care of you, though...(He turns back around, and
spots a kid a few years younger than him, casually walking down the halls) What
in the world...
Kid: Wow, man...you're good.
Digi: I try my best. (To self) Wait a second...is that me?! It can't be...
(Out
loud) Sorry, but I'm in a bit of a jam with this guy and it would be best to
stay out of this for a while, alright?
Kid: Alright, but I hope you'll be fine. From what I've seen, people can take
quite a beating.
Digi: Yeah. (Is suddenly sent across the hall by Tai) Ow! Oh, that is it, Tai...
Tai: I'd like to see you try and make it over!
Digi: And I will. (He smashes Tai with his golf club and then uses another
Thunderstorm)
Kid: Hey, that looks like mine!
Digi: I told you to please get out! This is not a safe time to be wandering the
Stadium!
Kid: Alright...good luck, though. (Walks off)
Digi: What a nice kid it seems, though...can't be me. Can it? Anyways...
(Takes
a blow from Tai, sending him to about 75%) You have had it. (Launches one more
Fire Punch, which hits, and then sends him into Overdrive)
Tai: You and your puny transformations...
Digi: Yeah, come get me now! (Tai launches at
Digi with a punch, but he shields
himself in time. This enables Digi to run back again, when he receives a
message)
Knight: Digi? You there?
Digi: Yeah.
Knight: We got him.
Digi: Alright. All I need to know. ("Hangs up" on
Knight) Okay Tai, remind me to
beat you back up again later. I have some...business...to take care of.
Tai: Heh, you're running? What a wimp.
Digi: Calling me a wimp? There. (Kicks Tai in the head, leaving him dazed on the
ground as Digi gets away...)
***
A
(Flip lands in a pile of sawdust, sitting in total darkness)
Flip: Ah..Ah..ACHOO! (Blows sawdust all over the air)
...ugh. I hate this stuff.
(Climbs out, and brushes himself off) Now... where are these guys?
(Rustling)
Flip: ?? (Head shoots around) Hm. (Walks slowly forwards only to be stopped with
a very bright light) Ow. (Covers face, then peer forwards when his pupils
adjust)
Mr. Anderson.
Meta Knight: Hello, my good friend. You've arrived. (Brooding behind a new cape)
Flip: Yeah, and I'm wondering what the hell you guys plan on doing to this
place!
Meta Knight: Haha. It's simple. This basement is a giant warehouse for the
Stadium, which travels fully beneath the grounds. You can get from one end of
the Stadium to the other just by moving through here. A perfect base of
operations, if you will.
Flip: Grr...
Meta Knight: We have rigged the entire room with explosives. When they go off,
there goes the foundation, and the Stadium will sink beneath the earth. Then our
liege, Hyperion, will be able to commit his final act, sealing the doom of all
inhabitants here at the Stadium. But first, my amigo... (Flicks his fingers)
...the introduction!
(Lights go on pointing at four other giant crates, each with its own shadow)
???: (Posing with their back to Flip, in a provocative pose) Hmhm.
(Turns
around, leans forwards, licking her lips) Don't you look tasty. (Floats up on a
seat of bats, kicking her heels and flipping her hair) You must know who I am,
sexy.
Flip: Morrigan Aensland... Queen of the Makai.
Morrigan: (Licking her fingers) Very good, dearie. (Smiles lightly)
???: (Disappears, then reappears in multiple forms as they merge into one) Heeheehee. You will certainly fall to our powers, young Koopa. We are not only
powerful, (Creates a lightning bolt with his wand) but also very intelligent.
(Glasses catch the light and flash) Are you prepared to meet your maker?
Flip: Kamek... You fiend. What about
Bowser? You're letting your own master
down!
Kamek: My lord? This is the past. For all we know, he is plotting against
Mario
and his friends this very moment. Heeheehee. The King was indeed very
powerful!...before you idiots pacified him!! (Gets angry and tosses a lightning bolt
at Flip)
Flip: (Batdodge)
???: Enough talk, geezer. It's my turn! (Jumps up high and slashes fiercely) You
remember me, huh? Hehe. I showed that Mewtwo a good fight. Is he still talking
about me? (Eyes sparkle a bit)
Flip: No, Sneasel. And especially not now, knowing that you've joined this gang.
Sneasel: Oh, you're no fun. (Slumps)
???: (Butts in) Y HELLO THAR! (Beams a huge smile) :D
Flip: Boshi! I thought we banned you for good!
The All-American Rejects!
Boshi: Not good enough! Take a look to your left! XD
Flip: ??? (Slowly turns to his left, to see a light turn on over the head of a
tied and gagged Dyria) What! You bastard!
Dyria: (Mumbled)
Boshi: She's real kewl. I gave her my screenname. I think she likes me ;D
Flip: Grr... (Slams out his finger, pointing it at Meta Knight) Whatever
Hyperion has planned, we won't allow to happen! We all belong back in our time:
2005. The past should be left alone! (Jumps up and tosses a large Plasma Ball in
the center of the Fearsome Five)
Fearsome Five: (Batdodge)
Meta Knight: Surely, we can meet some agreement, my friend. Say... the girl, for
a second chance. Let us become fighters here, and all will be well.
Flip: If you wanted to become fighters, you should've tried out! Maybe actually
done something!
Kamek and Sneasel: We've fought...
Sneasel: And I won.
Flip: Take it up with Zeratul
then. Not my doing that you never became a
fighter, Sneasel. And Kamek... you were a guest fighter. Note: GUEST.
Kamek and Sneasel: Hmm... he is right...
Meta Knight: NO! He's just getting into your heads! (On fire) Boshi, attack him!
Boshi: OKAYZ! ^.^
(Boshi dives for Flip, and does a Noggin Floggin attack)
Flip: (Batdodge) Try this one...
(Lands on Boshi's back, backwards, and starts kicking his
sides to get him to move)
Boshi: ??? GET OFF MEH BACK!! XP (Runs around, jumping and shaking, knocking
crates and packing material as he goes)
Morrigan: Oof! (Falls back on her ass) Watch where you point that thing...
Meta Knight: Grr. Boshi, you incompetent fool!! Magikoopa!
Kamek: Yes?
Meta Knight: Finish them off.
Boshi: O.o;; what?
Flip: (Kicks off Boshi's back, just as Kamek fires a large yellow blow their
way)
Boshi: AYYYEEEE! (Slammed against the wall, unconscious)
Kamek: Hehehe! (Teleports, and reappears behind Flip, slamming him with his wand
upside the head)
Flip: Ugh! (Falls forwards, but is caught by another smack to the head)
Kamek: (Teleports in front of Flip a good distance, and begins to cast a spell)
Klaatu.. Verataaa..
Eek! (Teleports just before a body slam from Flip)
Flip: (Crashes into sacks of powdered cement) Damnit!
Kamek: Hmm.. (Flashes, and splits into four copies) Hehehe! I'm so sorry to do
this, but my orders are with my lord! (All four images begin to wave their wand)
Flip: Which... one? (Thinks) Aha! (Fires off four plasma balls) MmHm!
Kamek: Hehehe! (Merges into one, flies upwards and throws down a bolt of
lightning) Thundara!
Flip: (Rolls, and starts to get steamed) Saturn Dash!
(Flies towards Kamek)
Kamek: Aero! (A strong gust surrounds him, blowing
Flip backwards and canceling
his attack)
Kamek: Just to be safe... (Splits into four again, this time all around
Flip) Now.. the ultimate... (Waves his wand again) Ralts... Kirlia...
Flip: (Gets up, and begins charging a Fire Crash)
I still have the other
three... No!
Kamek: GARDEVOIR! (All four images create huge blasts of fire, and fling them
towards Flip)
Flip: ...not this early!
Kamek: C'mon Koopa! Dodge my Flare! :D
Flip: (Ducks into his shell)
KA-BOOM! BURNINATE!
Flip: No... (Coughs up smoke, and comes out of his shell, nearly charred)
Meta Knight: Why won't he die!!
Morrigan: (Picking her nails) Beats me, boss. Guy's got a lot of spunk left in
him, wouldn't you say?
Sneasel: (Laughing) It's so funny it hurts... the old tortoise can't finish him
off!
Kamek: Grr... I'll show you a finish! (Waves his wand again, but this time
teleports as he does it, charging at Flip's weakened body) I'll show you an "old
tortoise!" HEHEHE!!
SMAAACK!
Kamek: X_x (Dazed, next to Boshi)
Meta Knight: Who dares to intrude!!
Flip: I-Iggy...?
Iggy: It was against my wishes, but... we came!
Fox: And we rescued the girl...
Dyria: (Sporting a Fan) Hey Flip! (Swats the fan a few more times) I did a
pretty decent job taking the old mage out, huh?
Flip: . . .
Meta Knight: AhaHaAHahaAahAhaha! He can't even speak! (Gleaming) We weakened the
fool to his breaking point! And these... these BAKAS shall pose no threat to our
superior force!
Morrigan: You're on your own there.
Sneasel: I... I have to agree.
Meta Knight: Grrr... (On fire)
***
B
Saiyaman: How's the Dr. Distortion coming, Dr. Light?
Dr. Light: The Dr. Distortion will never be able to be used for time travel
again.
Saiyaman: Cool!
Dr. Light: And get rid of these lackey bodies, will you? They're starting to
stink.
Augh, who let one go?
Trunks: (Spots Game Guru and
Pat running towards them) I don't think that's as
important right now.
Game Guru: GUYS! We are in serious trouble!
Pat: Who died here?
Saiyaman: We had a few... technical difficulties.
Dr. Light: What's the matter?
Game Guru: The time hole! it's gone!
Trunks: That is bad! Every second, Hyperion and our guys are in the past the
present changes more and more. If they cause any major change, who knows what
will happen!
Pat: The universe will implode?
Trunks: Well, maybe not that severe... How are we gonna retrieve them if we
can't use the Dr. Distortion anymore!
Pat: Can't we use your time machine to rescue them, Trunks?
Saiyaman: Trunks' Time Machine creates an alternate timeline when it goes to the
past.
Game Guru: Dr. Light, we need a time machine, now!
Dr. Light: It's impossible! It would take years for me to make a time machine!
***
A
Sneasel: I didn't know Dreamlanders could fly that high.
Morrigan: I knew Meta Knight was weak, but that was ridiculous.
Sneasel: (Spots Flip, Dyria,
Iggy, and Fox following them)
Damn it! they're
on our tail!
Morrigan: Don't those guys ever give up?
Fox: Quickly, they've gone by those Trash Cans!
Flip: (Spots the Endless Field and becomes somber) that's where Tomintul
died...
Dyria: What?
Iggy: Tomintul died?! When did this happen?
Flip: O.O Ignore what I just said!
Fox: It's future history.
Sneasel and Morrigan: hehehehe...
(Suddenly, three flashes of light and three sonic booms occur. A motor vehicle
that looks suspiciously like a DeLorean crashes right into Sneasal and Morrigan.
The driver's side gull wing door opens, and Game Guru comes out. He is dressed
in a dark yellow overcoat, a red shirt, yellow pants, and completely silver
sunglasses)
Sneasel and Morrigan: ugh... (Both faint)
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me
that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
Game Guru: Flip! You've got to come back with me!
Flip: Where?
Game Guru: Back to the Future! (Begins digging in the trash)
Iggy: This isn't a DeLorean Time Machine, is it?
Game Guru: Of course not! DeLoreans are extremely expensive! This is a Mazda
Ahura. This baby won't come out for years!
Dyria: Why are you digging in the trash?
Game Guru: (Pulls out a banana peel, a styrofoam cup, and a nearly empty can of
beer) I need fuel! (Points to the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor on the back of
the Mazda Ahura and puts the trash in it. His watch beeps.) Damn, we're late!
Flip: Late?
Game Guru: Get in! VG is in trouble!
***
C
(Knight and Tomintul are in the basement)
Knight: The Time Hole is gone, but there is a note!
Tomintul: "By the time you read this note, Dark Horse will be with me on the
roof of SSS. Powers will never die!"
Knight: TAI!
Tomintul: We got to get Digi!
***
E
(Hyperion is on the edge of the roof with Dark Horse
tied up, as Digi, Knight
and Tomintul get there)
Digi: Holy crap, it's Hyperion!
Tomintul: But how? We just killed Hyperion...
Knight: This is Season 2 Hyperion!
Digi: This is bad, isn't it?
Knight: If we kill Season 2 Hyperion, then Season 3 Hyperion won't be alive to
go into the past and we could have a major paradox on our hands! Who knows what
will happen!
Digi: The universe will implode?
Knight: YES!!!
???: Hyperion, Let Dark Horse go!
(Knight, Tomintul, and Digi turn around to see
Lemmy, Lugia, Pat,
Killer Kirby,
Luigi Man and Goshi from Season 2 behind them.)
Hyperion: Certainly. (Drops Dark Horse off the roof)
Digi: No!
Hyperion: HAHAHAHA!!!
Pat: When you fight one of us--
Lugia: --You fight all of us!
Lemmy: Past...
Knight: Present...
(Suddenly, Dark Horse floats up and he's standing on top of... a flying Mazda Ahura?
Game Guru and Flip are inside.)
Game Guru: And Future!
Nope. No bets.
(The Driver's side gull wing door slams open on Hyperion's face, knocking
him out. Dark Horse jumps off the Mazda Ahura onto the roof, and
Pat and Lemmy untie
him)
Knight: Is that a DeLorean Time Machine?
Flip: It's GG! The GG of OUR future!
Game Guru: Why does every zombie keep asking me that?
Knight, Digi! Get in!
(Knight and Digi get in with
Flip, Game Guru closes the gull wing door)
Game Guru: Goodbye, all you zombies! (The Mazda Ahura goes flying off)
Buckle
your bootstraps! We're headed back to the future!
(Three flashes of light and three sonic booms occur and the Mazda Ahura
disappears)
***
B
Game Guru: Dr. Light, we need a time machine, now!
Dr. Light: It's impossible! It would take years for me to make a time machine!
(Three flashes of light and three sonic booms occur and the Mazda Ahura
reappears and lands on a couple of lacky bodies)
Random Lackey: CRAP!!! (Dies)
Future GG: Did somebody call for a time machine?
(The gull wing doors open and
Knight, Digi,
Flip, and Future GG get out)
Game Guru: Is that a DeLorean Time Machine?
Future GG: Was I that stupid,
Flip?
Dr. Light: I believe... it's Miller Time! (Pulls out a minibar and gets a beer
out)
Game Guru: You ripped that off of Doc Brown, Me of the Future!
Future GG: Of course, Me of the Past! If you are gonna time travel, you might as
well reference your favorite time travel movie while you're at it! (Grabs Dr.
Light's beer and pours it into Mr. Fusion)
Dr. Light: HEY!
Future GG: I need fuel to get back! Every second I'm in my past, my present
changes more and more. If I accidentally cause a major change, who knows what will
happen!
Pat: The universe will implode?
Future GG: YES!!!
Flip: So when will we see you again?
Game Guru: (Chuckles) Why, in the future!
Future GG: Or in the past! (Future GG gets in the Mazda Ahura and it begins
flying) Now Dr. Light, remember to build that time machine! We don't want a
major paradox on our hands!
Dr. Light: Yes, sir! (The Mazda Ahura flies off into the sunset. Three sonic
booms are heard in the distance)
Everyone there but Digi: Miller Time!
Digi: T_T I'm too young!
***
Some things never change...
Kirby: (Sitting in the lounge) Ah... coffee and donuts... (Swallows a glowing green donut)
Pat: Kirby? Where did you get coffee and donuts?
Kirby: I found the donut and the wrapped up coffee mug in GG's office. Why?
Pat: ...
***
Trunks: You know, something still bugs me.
Saiyaman: How Hyperion got a new commander? How he got this whole evil plan
rolling in the first place?
Trunks: No, what happened to the bodies of all the lackies we killed? We never
cleaned those up.
Saiyaman: It's okay. I found someone to do it for a price.
Trunks: Who?
(In the basement...)
He's actually surprisingly thorough.
Daffy Duck: (Sweeping up the bodies) I know it's not the most pleasant job, but
hey, I'm getting screen time and paid for it, so who's complaining?
Random Lackey: I'm not quite dead yet...
Daffy Duck: (Smacks him with his broom) That's your problem.